Tfw when not tomboy gf to travel and go on adventures with

That doesn't mean tomboy you dumbfuck, that's your definition of cute.

Nintendo lately is pulling out loads of cute girls with short hair.

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botw Zelda is no tomboy

>lately
>2 year gap and only 3 girls

Number 4.

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And the incoming number 5, although sge has different haircuts option.

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Imagine running around adventuring with Zelda all day, then after all that hard work you finally take a much-needed break. You lay yourself down and she quickly peels back those pants and plops right down on your face, pressing a day's worth of smell and sweat tightly against your face. You inhale deeply.

Now we are truly The Breath of the Wild™ by Nintendo®.

Fuck man, your autistic. I just want tomboy gf and the short hair happened to make me think of it.

She is CUTE

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so short hair is the confirmation that zelda is playable?

To make the reference it was either "Take this" or "Take me", and the latter is far too lewd.

>2017
>Backstory

>2019
>Short haired girly girls

What will 2020 bring?

Why would you do this with small titties? What did she expect?

learn what a tomboy is, you retarded nigger.

Alternate version.

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Visible pubes and thick eyebrows

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Down syndrome

Don't show her this, it will send her into rage.

>virgin Nintendie weebs dont understand basic social concepts
WOAH

tomboy is an advanced social concept

Take me sounds cuter.

You people are pathetic sub humans

I want to suck on zeldas puffy pussy

How many times do zelda and link fuck per day?

no thanks, you have no combat training and i dont want to always be making sure you dont get yourself super dead. BUT here's a communicator, your expertise in old artifact and magic lore can be very useful!

No it isn't. Get out and interact with real people stupid weeb virgin

Modern link is likely unironically a cuck and watches Zelda get plowed by different men every night

based eternal cuckposter

not a fan of the short hair. tetra is my action zelda

Botw Zelda must be a like xenoblade Mythra, aka a tsundere who sucks a intimacy.

Don't fucking project your faggot fantasies here.

*Zelda watches Link get plowed by different men every night

Do you even know what a tomboy is?

Tomboy isn't a relevant concept after middle school. Stop arguing about literally nothing.

I want to explore Zelda's cave

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Men have short hair. Women have long hair. This is just how the world works. Short haired women might as well just all be lesbians.

>all these retards who think BotW Zelda is a tomboy
Fucking retards

this is a tomboy

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Where's my fucking yandere simulator, Dev?

Also Lianna from Fire Emblem Warriors.

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Gross

Be patient with the nintendies. They dont get out much

I bet she pegs him every night

They made Zelda too hot now. Every cutscene in BotW I was too distracted by thoughts of burying my face in her ass.

Like i told you before: HER GAME IS SHIT!

Thats a Tecmo Koei character though

Not too much hair that it gets in the way of her face while blowing me but just enough hair that I can still pull on it is perfection. You cannot deny this.

So are Pyra's, Min Min's and the Pokemon girl's.

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He literally used to beat the crap out of adult knights when he was still 4 year old according to Mipha, he's a turbo chad, stop projecting your shitty fantasies

>m.
kys phoneposter

Once to start the day, morning break, lunch, afternoon tea, before and after dinner, and then 3 times before bed. So 9 times a day, every day.

big ol' honkin dicks

you first, phoneposter-poster

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why would she do it at all?
its a dumb and perverted thing to do
only whores do it and whores arent people

incompetent

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Zelda makes him wear the Gerudo Vai outfit.

what a fucking idiot
I thought she was supposed to be wise

She's playable in Cadence of Hyrule and no one gives a shit

>you will never hold down zelda while midna rubs her fat balls all over zelda's face then eat cheeze its with your dad after wards

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>Tomboy
No she isn't. Just because she has short hair doesn't mean she's tomboy

Fuck off Resetera faggot. Dilate.

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IS this shopped? If not, I'd burn down France for that pussy too.

Millions.

Literally millions.

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>We're entering the 70's again where body hair was considered sexy

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delete this

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I hope Zelda won't actually be playable just to see how quickly that gets modded in.

Homura is disgustingly generic. Cute, I guess, but just by default for being an anime girl.

who's this girl cosplaying as zelda?

A few dozen from blood loss out the nose once they realize it means they can play dress-up with Zelda, giving her cute hoods and capes and armor and showing off her midriff, etc.

A lot of trannies who wanted female Link.

She is supposed to be cute and also pregnant

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Considering how virile Link is, a whole lot.

She's useless in BotW and didn't even know how to wipe her own ass. How's she suddenly going know how to slay monsters and evil like Link?

why is Yea Forums obsessed with tomboys?

According to Yea Forums
>short hair = tomboy
>short height = loli
>slightly dark skin = nigger

Anything else?

>didn't even know how to wipe her own ass.
Imagine the smell

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>tfw when
>that feel when when

male = still straight