I wish I played Splatoon more and kept up with the Slpatfests.
So the last one is among us now? Do we know what will happen after?
>will we not be able to upgrade / edit gear?
>will updates stop after this?
>will the night versions of stages/hub be gone forever?
Splatoon is a shit game, be glad you didn't play it
t. 1.6k hours
>will we not be able to upgrade / edit gear?
You can still do that with just the regular money. Snails just made it free.
>will updates stop after this?
Content updates stopped in April or so when they released that latch batch of weapon kits, but they will continue balance updates until December apparently.
>will the night versions of stages/hub be gone forever?
You can still play them and the shifty stations in private matches.
You can get the snails from leveling up.
There will still be balance updates until December.
The nighttime stages and shifty stations can be used in private matches after the last fest.
No u
Salmon run is only played by kids and shitters too bad at the game for pvp
>Do we know what will happen after?
Results of the final splatfest will determine whether the third game's story will be based on dictatorial order or WORLD OF STR.
>Splatoon 3 won't be out for a few more years
I play it sometimes for the cash and abilities. Never play it for longer than I have to.
Just plausible speculation
Don't care. I like co-op modes.
The great thing about Splatoon is that you can just appreciate the cute girls and not own the game
yeah?
But it's fun.
Salmon Run is the best mode in the game and I hope they expand it for 3
Makenit available all the time damn it.
I expect a two year wait at most
What should the next music genre be?
dubstep
Ska
Absolutely must be hardbass.
So what, there will be no point in playing it after this event?
More Hip Hop
Goreshit
Jazz. Could you imagine jazz splatoon?
Point to playing the game?
To have fun
What makes you think that?
There's already jazz and no one likes it.
Just sounds like one of those "goodbye, game's closing" events
There's still ranked mode.
They gotta develop animal crossing. Has to end sometime.
The trumpet and some of the misc instruments are just off-putting at first. I like them now but they were way too hard at first.
COUNTRY MORE COUNTRY
>and no one likes it.
It's not that, it's just that Chirpy Chips/ABXY are better
They're not even the same genre, so I don't really get your point. That's like me saying no one likes ABXY because Sashimori is better. People just aren't fans of Ink Theory.
I am
I would like them better if the instruments themselves sounded better.
Could possibly depend on the last splatfest. Imagine if Chaos wins and the next music genre is metal.
fuck i love all of their art. its so good
Squid thread time?
Aren't her tantacles venomous? She should be careful.
Full screamo tracks next
Can't be worse than blowing up after being shot
I know it'd be kind of hard to explain specifics through text, but what time should I really be using ink armor?
I usually use it whenever we have all four people up, at least half of the enemy is alive, and when it seems like a good time to push or defend. It never really seems to make a difference, though.
Why do I want to fuck every female character on this franchise?
Because you're a normal functional male that appreciates cute females
i guess so
ive never found ink armor to be that great of a special honestly, it gets torn to shreds super quickly and doesnt help a whole lot, whether its me or someone else using it
I want to hug every female character in this franchise
This but with the males.
>he thinks he's good because he uses the splattershot pro with 3 mains of MPU
I don't understand Nintendo's line of reasoning
>Wants to make Splatoon an esport
>Only updates it for a year or two
Like, do they not understand how competitive games work???
You have the right idea. The best time to use it is right before the teams clash. It's just really difficult to determine when your team is gonna push without voice chat. When in doubt, pop early, i've wasted so many ink armors because my teammates died right before it kicked in.
Because Splat 3 is coming sooner than people think
No, they still don't grasp how online is supposed to work still.
Game should still be getting new weapons sets at the least. Several still only have two variants and that's just unfair to them.
i'm s+5 in zones and control and fuck, salmon run with randos is a complete crapchute. I fucking hate it. It's fun but people tend to panic and fuck up far too often for it to be rewarding.
Splatoon 3 is getting announced next direct
/ink/ version of mxc when
I know I'm letting my team down every time they slap me with a charger in SR and I hate it
This but fuck Pearl too
Just take out steelheads and the fuckers that shoot rockets because your team sure as hell won't do it.
GOD I WANT TO FUCK OCTOLING BOYS SO BADLY FUCK
Cute Pearl
Metal Pearl is best Pearl and I sincerely hope they dress her in her metal outfit for Splat3
Someday, friend. It'll take a few years, but someday. You gotta hold on to that feeling, man.
"Yeah, we deriberatery made our kid characters rook sexy"
Based Nogami
Even boys too, the madman.
I'd kill for some sort of community made tournament featuring the shifty stations, after the tournament is done.
>all these Japanese third party devs bending the knee to Sony's censorship policies
Thank the Lord on high for Nintendo
ahem* "squids"
This. Plus you know pretty quickly whether you have a team you can cooperate with or are headed for THAT'S A WRAP.
Recent Splat Zones matches had me doing by far the best on my team (18 splats one match) only for us to lose because somebody disconnected or you just sometimes get chucklefucks that somehow made it to S rank and still don't know how the mode works. Worst is when you get someone that just Woomyspams at the base.
God bless male midriff.
But that's a veemo
Eh, there's one of each there
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i tried
Last one of some of the Pearlina week art.
Does anyone have the "Fuck Squad" pictures, please?
also, what I mean
This is some tumblrshit I assume
>the fuckers that shoot rockets because your team sure as hell won't do it.
Why
WHY don't people prioritize taking out Flyfishes and Stingers!? You get too many of either on the map and it's almost guaranteed crew wipe. It drives me bonkers.
It's a twitter drawing prompt thing, I found it on my feed since I follow a lot of Splatoon artists
Because that Steel Eel is big and right in their face so it has to take priority
So we're in for a whole week of new Pealina images then I suppose? My folder is most appreciative
When is the final fest happening in NA I wanna take the last day of it off work to see if the rumors are true
July 18-21
What rumors?
This. Splatfests honestly suck outside of the music.
last day Pearl and Marina start performaning in the shifty station
Nah. Turf war is fun.
That's not a rumor, it's straight up official news.
splatoonus.tumblr.com
oh fuck I'm retarded I hope we get fly octo fly
The song is already formatted for 3 minute Turf War, it will be there for sure
Nasty Majesty is the best track
That's not Shark Bytes
I hope so Octo Expansion had good music
post webms
fuck you senda
Is it just me or does it feel like the Stamp lasts FOR FUCKING EVER?
i'm calling immigration control
senda is a rapist
it does last long, yeah, but it's among the most vulnerable specials too
senda shoves joycons up her anus
I don't fucking believe you. I've shot at a fuck several times from different angles and from the noise it makes, it just bounces off.
is that a video of senda hiding from getting deported
senda is a mexicunt
senda
post punk with the band called the squits
is a rapist
im senda teehee dont hit on me silly boys
wow she needs to be incarcerated immediately
did you hear? shes spreading aids because she wont stop raping innocent people
Is now a good time to get this game? Other than the fact that the splatfests are over and it costs $70+ for all the content. I haven't played since the first game
Why does this one autist come over here to post about someone from the general like we give a fuck
no senda ruined it
senda needs to be banned for killing splatoon
game's still alive and the last splatfest has yet to happen, it's your choice if you already have online
Vouchers may be a choice too if you don't mind digital
he's there ? I just filtered s enda from Yea Forums
this, mexicans ruin everything
Yes. 3 won't be for a while and a lot of people are still playing 2. You can buy it used to get the most bang for your buck.
good idea. she needs to be eradicated off the face of the earth
senda shoves joycons in zero's dickhole
what's with the /ink/ shit happening here
Mom says it's my turn to post a hammer v hammer
Imagine being an adult and playing this shit
(you)
now fuck off
what splatfest was that
feels great, breath of fresh air after playing realistic shooter: heterosexual warfare zombies warhammer 4k hipster nonsense game #85374837
Literally the most recent one, user. Kid vs Adult
punk rock
hey don't talk shit about Warhammer 40k
That's EU only, m8
sure, it's still plenty active
>panic close range charger at the end
That was just sad.
The Wall too. It could've stoped Rainmaker dead.
good taste
How is culture for these weirdos? Like same sex stuff, age of consent laws, etc...
Order or Chaos?
Neutral
>dumbass roller prioritizes the super jump instead of the rainmaker on their own
BEHOLD
Scat
Porl's side
ONE MORE COD REJECTED
Would you guys want a third playable race?
>wasn't home for the squid vs octo splatfest
>won't be home for the final splatfest
Yes, I know the Switch is portable, but most of the time I won't be able to play it/have internet
>tfw I missed Stay Home/Travel splatfest because I was traveling
heh
I like the faces squids/octos make
Nice, somewhat
I AINT NO GODAMN SON OF A BITCH!
>fall into a major bout of depression right when the last Splatfest was happening
>proceed to completely ignore it, didn't play anything that whole weekend
Man, what the fuck is wrong with me? I'm trying to optimize my gear too.
YOU BETTER THINK ABOUT IT BABY
Why did they think it'd be a good idea to hold a memorial and advertise it on the forums?
hime cut woomies make me so happy
i don't understand how japanese can do this without breaking their fucking wrist
This game died with Paid online.
Proofs?
With a stick
It's pretty much as active as before
For our enjoyment user. Whether they intended it or not. Fuck I love stories like that. I wish there were more.
the game wont come out once Animal Crossing no longer takes priority
Japenese wrists folded 1000 times.
Will Senator Armstrong be the next villain if Chaos wins?
>salmon run
>flanked by the flying boss and another boss
>i go for the flying one myself, rest of team takes care of the other
>take down the boss
>turn around to find my entire team died
Animal Crossing being stuck in development for another year is going to push it back even further.
gloogas are based, change my mind
>another year
I'm sure it was planned for a november release. If anything the delay is going to be about 5 months.
>tfw I don't even like AC
I feel like Nintendo will probably make some spinoff mobile game or something.
It's baffling how they never bothered adding more Octo hairstyles. The Squids got new ones several months in.
Salmon Run is legitimately more challenging than PVP once you hit profresional
China beat them to it.
Holy shit. What's your loadout?
Did you see this great April Fools trailer someone made?
youtube.com
Agent 4 pls
...what if I throw in basic ass crafting?
I'm still disappointed that theres no arcade games in 2.
You have a rhythm game
is this what rank X is like?
I liked the 8 bit loading minigames though.
We had cake vs ice cream but what about doughnuts? I just got a piping hot fresh batch of a dozen doughnuts and I feel like I'm going to die they're so delicious
Cry more, your squids can wait a few years can't they?
Are all Isabelle posters faggots that subsist on tears? First Smash threads now this.
NO
Rock
I don't normally like jazz that much but splatoon-style jazz would be amazing
Fuck you I like them, but you are right, freeform jazz can be dodgy for a Lot of people. The music shuffling is the really shitty part because this fucking game really likes to put this band frequently
Speak for yourself dickbutt
I only subsist on the tears because they're all you have
You misunderstand, I like them too, it's just the popular sentiment I've seen.
I hope in Splatoon 3 they finally let you change main abilities on clothing. A good amount of the amiibo clothes got stuck with niche or shit abilities. Marina's clothes far outshine Pearl's for instance.
Hell no, they are carefully calculated
They\ve taken a step towards this with the Splatnet gear, hopefully they realize that fashion and stats should be separate.
I'm sick of all these ten year old plebs bitching about Ink Theory. They're not even that "weird" as far as jazz goes. Wow, the trumpet is dissonant, jazz has had dissonance since the bebop days, and it's all mild compared to the distortion of modern rock and electronic subgenres. Fucking plebs like dubstep (not that there's anything wrong with that, but it's objectively more dissonant and discordant) but complain about jazz. God damn uncultured babbies. Ink Theory were one of the best music additions to the game and are some of the best vidya jazz, by all objective accounts catchy and easy to digest, but paying homage to real jazz beyond big band and smooth jazz tropes. Only musically illiterate zoomers disagree. Listen to pic related if you want actually difficult jazz listening.
>the music played in the trailer is called memories of inkopolis and it's composed by DJ Octavio
So the whole damn city had one of the biggest riots that involve a sport idols and some war criminals?
What is Nogami-sensei doing?
>composed by Octavio
I swear if that slimy motherfucker ends up the villain in Splat3 somehow
>tfw I didn't even know he was in a snow globe until yesterday
Well, there's heavy implications Mr. Grizz is Octavio (same/similar voice, you get power eggs when you splat octos, they would make sense as the mysterious power source for the octo machines mentioned in the scrolls, the fact it's implied you're actually harvesting eggs for something shady) and there also seem to be implications of Salmonids being involved in the Splatocalypse, so Octavio will likely either come back as the villain in the form of Grizz, or his actions will be what unleash the Salmonid invasion (in which case he might end up as an allied antihero against them).
I was thinking he might substitute his army with them in the wake of the octoling exodus post inkatation.
Marina's ears are cute. CUTE.
>Marina's ears
Fuck man. I forgot she even has those.
>it's a "japanese player with min-maxed gear and an n-zap '89" episode
I know they wouldn't do it because it's a NIntendo game, but if Octavio somehow escapes and becomes the villain AGAIN in Splat3 they really should consider actually just killing his ass.
>there's heavy implications Mr. Grizz is Octavio
There are no implications at all. How would he even be moonlighting as Grizz if he's trapped and the squid sisters are watching him? Even if you say it's before he's captured, he's after the Great Zapfish in the story mode.
I've grown to hate N-Zaps
What is the best weapon and why is it the Ballpoint Nouveau?
>Marina is clearly proposing to Pearl by throwing her the ring
>Pearl screams "Will you marry me" instead of "Yes"
Cute art. but I'm distracted by this
The description for the art was "Local inkling plans surprise proposal at the splatfest - her girlfriend has the same idea "
Artist also forgot the two white diamonds under Marina's eyes as her Order tattoo.
Well I guess that makes a bit more sense, but without the description to give it context it can be confusing.
>How would he even be moonlighting as Grizz if he's trapped and the squid sisters are watching him?
Grizz is a statue with a speaker, all he has to do is talk through a remote while the squid sisters are away from tentakeel, which they frequently are. That might even explain the periodic nature of Salmon Run shifts
>Even if you say it's before he's captured, he's after the Great Zapfish in the story mode.
They mention between the plot and the scrolls that Octavio lost the great turf war because of the Great Octoweapons being unplugged, that no one knows how the current Octarian weapons and personnel machines are powered (the same ones that give you eggs when splatted), and the Great Zapfish would serve as a good permanent solution to the power problem, with tricking Inklings to collect power eggs as a cleverly nefarious backup. And again, listen to Octavio and Grizz' voices.
IIRC the Ruins of Ark Polaris map strongly hints that Grizz is not just a bear statue with an embedded speaker, and that he's not a seafolk species either.
This is the one piece of evidence that sways me. There's obviously a real bear involved here.
The last human maybe?
>Q: Why do they call them N-Zaps?
>A: Because niggers that run them should be zapped in the electric chair
There's a sign that says "active bear area" at ARK Polaris.
My money's on that being Grizz before he gets uplifted and preserved a la Judd.
Fuck off they're the best songs in the game outside the Octo Expansion.
Going hard for my girl Pearl, probably harder than I ever had in squidgame history
Pearlie's a good girlie.
Gameplay needs to look like this. In a perfect world Splatoon would be a gritty cel-shade style that runs with what only occurs in Persona 5's UI for every asset.
That would lose a lot of the upbeat atmosphere they're going for.
Splatoon 2 came out almost exactly after a year the final splatfest happened. I'll give it two years max.
Yeah you're right...I AM talking about the same game that mentions human extinction in a "oops yeah that happened, ah well." fashion.
Punk, just because I think that'd make for the cutest squids.
>human extinction in a "oops yeah that happened, ah well." fashion.
Well that's exactly it. It's all tongue in cheek.
Only time things get dark and stay dark is OE, and most of that darkness is loaded towards the end.
Good lad.
Considering what we know of squid society, sleeping till 1:30 probably isn't that uncommon
A bear kept alive by Kamabo Co.? They're pretty fucking shady and Grizz has a similar phrase to what Tartar says.
I bet many of them stay awake until like 3 o clock or sometimes not sleep at all.
I want to show Marina my human bone.
N-no I thought squidkids where nice what is this....
Fuck Dives, if that asshole wasn't a dickhead and share, Manakysis wouldn't have to delete all his Splatoon artwork.
>tfw sister's moving out and taking the switch with her
>Right as the game finally gets a barefoot option
>Internet connection is too shit and no more content makes it hard for me to justify rebuying it when I already don't have the drive to play more than turf war anymore.
Monkeys paws are rough but worth it still got some great faps
Odds that the next console Mario Kart game is Nintendo Kart instead?
This was an actual animation in MK8 before controversy got it patched out.
Sounds like you enjoyed it quite a bit, user.
Grizz nuked the polar ice caps to cause global warming. That's why beware of bear signs are near the poles
I want to worship Callie's legs
No, we did that
I don't give a shit about the splatfest, I hope they make rank X stay indefinitely though since they won't oversee the game anymore. Also fuck clam blitz.
>tfw haven't played any vidya besides Splatoon 2 in almost 2 years
>listen to both soundtracks 80% of the time
How am I not sick of this game yet
just dancin and having a good time
Squids are love squids are life
justice4squidjump
Pearl doesn't get enough appreciation
I'm always here doing my best
boing
She gets plenty though.
I WANT TO FUCK EM ALL
KETCHUP KETCHUP MUSTARD KETCHUP MUSTARD KETCHUP BRUSH THEM TEETH
She got shat on early after release by secondaries and other buzz vultures, but she's much more loved today.
How bout you chill
Pearl out there making sure kids practice proper dental hygine, what a hero.
So what are the odds of Splatoon getting representation at that Nintendo Universal park?
Pretty low I'd say, I wouldn't bet on anything but Mario, Zelda, and potentially Pokemon.
I love splatoon and I love the gameplay but whenever I play online I get really bored and drop it after 10 minutes what's wrong with me?
You have extreme ADHD
but I get bored when it's just splatoon and I'm fine with other online games.
Ten bucks says that if it was built in Japan, Splatoon would be one of the cornerstone attractions.
There is one being built in Japan.
24 days till it all comes tumbling down
I'm sure that would be the case
I FUCKING CAN'T
SO MANY CUTE AND FUNNY SQUIDS AND OCTOS NEED TO BE BRED BY ME
>CUTE AND FUNNY
Well at least you'll leave the rest alone since you're only fucking the funny and cute ones.
>none of this comes over the pond
Does Nintendo hate money?
nips probably still think westerners only like grungy shootem mcbombman and hate colorful fun
Can't blame them, I suppose.
Some of the best merch for everything they've ever made is Japan only simply because they think we wouldn't want it. You would be furious the amount of cool fucking shit we will never be privy of even knowing ever existed unless you knew japanese and knew what to look up in japanese.
The best Gundam game to ever exist was a Japanese-Only Battle Royale arcade game in the same vein as Armored Core.
>implying adults exist
>implying they don't commit suicide when they reach the age twenty
Well just look at what sells on every other platform, you can't really blame them. I swear to Christ if I have to see another goddamn zombie game be announced.
Pearl is 21.
WOOMIES ARE HOT
This is why I'm praying DOOM gets more traction
Yeah, it's bloody mcshooty beefcake, but it's also fun and colorful and hectic as fuck. It's the antithesis of boring brown and bloom. I just pray it sets new standard and we can get out of this decade long rut.
Do you know?
She lies
Doubtful
I can tell what this person draws in porn.
>too old to hang out with woomies
>too much of a manchild to hang out with adults
I wish I would never wake up
Nah. just lots of cute feet
And woomies have the cutest feet.
>yfw you realize that the Rainmaker's Forcefield getting damaged is what is happening to you when you get damaged but Nintendo would get too many weird looks essentially making a inflation game
>They'll keep the popping death animation though
Octo daughter best daughter, fuckers.
Based
Well at least they're tasteful about it rather than the tired "feet takes up 80% of the picture" shit.
Even the non appearing characters are oozing with personality.
Hey fucker
Sup, bitch.
Not much cunt
Also reminder that Inklings and Octolings don't dissolve when they come in contact with water, that's a safety trigger during Turf Wars as an "out of bounds" penalty to force them to respawn. Instead, they sink. Proof of this is during Salmon Run, if you cover turf on a low tide and then wave 2 is normal/high tide and the tide goes back out, your ink will still be there. The water didn't wash it away and neither did it float on the water, so Inklings/Octolings are therefore denser than water and also sink.
An octo a day keeps the sadness away
With that logic, I suppose that makes the "shocking snuff comic" that keeps getting brought up by shitposters impossible in-universe.
We will get another octo expansion DLC?
This is what I thought too.
If the ink is dense enough to break hardwood at the relatively low velocities we see it travel i-game, it's gotta be heavy as fuck.
This reminds me, there's a new burger joint in town, I've been meaning to go try it
Your pic made me hungry, I hate you.
What's it called?
Kenny's Flippin Burgers if I recall correctly.
borgar
ah, I see. It's in Missouri.
Why you tryin to find me user
No, I seeing if it was nearby. Thinking I could check it out as well.
I was half joking anyway
>Anons somehow go on the same day
>impromptu date occurs
>love blossoms
>woomy
Bow down.
No
want burga
prezuls
He/she probably did, but I can speak for someone who has 1k on it; it is mostly frustrating. The game is good and enjoyable, but it comes at a price. the price of salt.
Video games with Marina and Pearl!
Fuck, I'm still waiting for mine in the mail.
Same here. Gonna put them next to my computer.
An octo for life keeps you free from strife.
I sometimes take dumb pictures of these plushies whenever I am bored
I should put mine next to my Callie and Marie.
Goddammit I am so jealous
Same
Damn it, they look so freaking cute now that they're not on some internet page. I kind of want them now.
Might as well add them next to your Squid sister plushies, assuming you have them.
I don't.
God I want more hightide era tracks
>beta dude ready to murder seaweed guy
>everyone just watches in interest while octo kid and shark play chess
This is something marvelous.
The world of Splatoon being an entire civilzation of sentient sea creatures and not just squids and octos has so much potential
And yet they waste it on that manga.
An animated series would certainly be perfect for Splatoon.
>>beta dude
It needs an RPG
*betta
I would love a Tactics style RPG for Splatoon
It's not fair.
Reality is often disappointing
God no not everything needs to be a fucking SRPG
USA USA USA
Man, the second I saw splat zone twice in the lineup, I knew the rigged it for the Japs.
that was wicked. they fucking lost though.
You say this like SRPGs are such an overpopulated genre.
Who are these cuties and why are they so much better than the Shit Sisters and Off the Hook?
Any H-3 bros in here?? Where my nozzlenose bois at
>tfw no choco octo gf to snuggle
do japs really only play splat zones
why
I'd rather have a Marie to warp my arms around.
The fact that moray was brought back on their insistence while underpass was not should tell you enough.
What kind of aquatic creature is the one on the stool? Is he in one of the bands?
Japs have shit taste?
I don't know the species but he's the frontman of High Tide Era.
I looked it up and yeah you're right its from Hightide Era and he's a Double-lined Fusilier.
adorable
They just dont think enough people will buy it to turn a profit. Same reason they dont translate every game.
Wasn't it mention somewhere in the game that "rumor goes that Grizz isn't even there talking to you in and that all of his lines are pre-recorded and played back to you?"
Liar
Callie gets hugs all the time
That's not what I heard.
She's an exception
Cute squid sisters.
Join Team Chaos
Is it too late to join the fun?
I always wanted to get a Nintendo system for Splatoon but couldn't due to years of procrastination and preoccupied by PS/PS4 games.
Nah. People are still playing splat 1, and the Wii U is otherwise dead except maybe sm4sh. You'll only catch the last splatfest, but that's only a little event thing. The game itself will keep you engaged.
It's never too late, even Splatoon 1 is still actively played.
but that wasn't by diives...
That's good to know. End of financial year sale is coming up and I could fetch the system + games at a reasonable price.
I'm just sick of playing 'realistic' shooters and Splatoon seems like a breath of fresh air.
>Manakysis wouldn't have to delete all his Splatoon artwork
He did fucking what?!
>seems like a breath of fresh air.
It certainly is.
It's pretty much why I fell in love with it. I was confused at the initial trailer, but intrigued by the movement options and the whole aesthetic. Fast forward to the first testfire and I can't fucking get enough of it. I still can't get enough of it, the more time goes by the more I love this game.
I use it to refill my ink tank
fuck teammates
There really is no fucking reason for how fucking hot Marina is in her Tupac cosplay.
Just look at their faces, they're hysteric.
>no fucking reason
Yeah there is, it's right here.
Maybe get them first
I'm not going to take out a loan just to buy some plushies, no matter how bad I want them.
>Start Turf War round
>Enemy team has THREE (3) charger-type weapons and are making my team's life hell
>I have a Hydra
>I outrange them all
>And I damn well know it
Looks like I got a favorite new artist.
>that fucking aerospray
That weapon is doomed to meme tier.
drone metal
I've been killed by so many Aerospray PGs it's frustrating as all hell.
Also I was about to ask why the Aerosprays are named after gunpla grades but then I remembered, they're fuckin' dual-action gravity airbrushes. Of course they're named after gunpla grades.
I switched to french just to see and they're way more creative about ability names than the english version
a lot of them are wordplays or just funny shit, here are some example
IRecovery -> ink (high) tide
RSU -> footing
SSP -> Turbo-squid
QR -> no time out
QSJ -> aerodynamism
IRes -> dry feet
Tenacity -> Justice
Stealth jump -> perfect landing
what are some other goofy or better translations in other languages ?
How to get good with it?
Be an asshole and turf the fuck out of their feet.
become a metafag and turn it into a oneshot
Go to Splat 1. I can't charge for shit in 2, I hate it.
What's going on here?
Description implies death
>that aura on ghost veemo
What sort of madman would draw this?
>Get in a pissing contest with another enemy Hydra
>It's largely a game of chicken to see who can edge each other out in range
>Other teammates try to join in on both sides
>All get gunned down because we're trying to see how hard we can pee
OUTTA THE WAY, PLEBIANS
Well the desc is just " Please don't cry." Maybe he just wanted to draw something sad
Octo is not for sad.
Holy shit, there's so much veemo.
I know where to find the good stuff.
Some people will disagree on that notion
I should check there too, but for whatever reason I can't be bothered sometimes. Gonna squish those cheeks.
Some people are wrong.
What are the odds spla3n lets you have a roomy for your woomy?
Fuck the odds, if it doesn't happen I'm rioting. It's the team behind the AC games, they know better than anyone how I want to chill.
this
if we can't take to our rooms we take to the streets
I am surprised by the lack of A8 team order art since I see Agent 4 quite a bit
Overall, the final fest hasn't gotten the explosion of art I thought it would generate. There's a steady stream going but I thought it was going to cause a veritable avalanche.
to be fair, it's like 23 days till it happens.
I guess it'll start ramping up again once we entire the final weeks. Just feels weird to have a whole week of ORDER V CHAOS and suddenly my plaza is relatively normal again.
What's up her tentacle pipe?
Dude, Callie and Marie are $20 each on Amazon.
Once you hear Pearl and Marina announce it, the fanart rate will skyrocket again
Shit, you're right. I keep thinking I have to spend too much on their amiibo. Thank god that nightmare is over.
I hope you're right.
Shoegaze
Guys, I want Marie as my wife, what do?
they range about 25 dollars each so like you probably would spend about a little over 50 bucks for them
Become a Popsicle basically until the events of Splatoon.
Pray to whatever god will listen.
I can live with that. Paycheck's next week, too.
That's the sign of a good game that you got too into for your own good.
If the multiverse theory is true, there's probably a reality where Splatoon became reality.
It would still be millions of years after all our deaths, unless there's a universe where humanity and Splatoon somehow happened side by side.
I wish there was a wiiu sized controller you could slot your joy cons into.
That is true. You basically either become Captain America or somehow have time travel as well. Also isn't it like 12k years ago?
Playing it in handheld mode is sort of like that. I was surprised by how much I liked it.
from now. little mistake
I just wish the Switch didn't use Bluetooth. Shit contributes to most of the input lag.
Sometimes I miss the old amazon octos in art. I prefer my daughter but they were really lovely. The credits in 1 implying they were becoming friendly just sort of went nowhere in 2.
Unfortunately the input lag drove me away from the game. It's hard to go from Splatoon 1 to Splatoon 2 - I really wish there was some way around it, even USB doesn't solve it.
I hope to god Splatoon 3 is not on the Switch, I want another chance at the buttery smoothness of Splatoon 1.
>The credits in 1 implying they were becoming friendly just sort of went nowhere in 2.
Not really, that happened too. In canon, Agent 8 is only one Octoling among many at Inkopolis, she just arrived last because of the whole Deepsea Metro business. The others arrived through other means, but all were freed by the Calamari Inkantation in Splatoon 1. So the amazons all de-floofed their tentacle hair and became the other veemos you see and fight with/against.
I just wished we had their huge hair. Though I know why we don't have that option. Also, maybe they will expand on that in Splatoon 3 since with the Splatfest, it definitely looks like they want to shake things up a bit.
>tfw you're the reason your team won the match
Give me the cape already, Nintendo
I need it
>So the amazons all de-floofed their tentacle hair and became the other veemos you see and fight with/against.
I don't really buy it, but for practical reasons I kind of have to.
Maybe they could've had an enemy octoling hat for veemos or something.
They made the Afro work. I'm sure they can make the classic style work too.
The afro is all smooth and easy to squish around. Getting those big poofy tentacles to work with different things like baseball caps or helmets probably wasn't easy.
Wumi
We need male squid idols. Preferably a TWEWY Joshua personality with someone genuinely outgoing but oblivious (but secerety salty as fuck all the time)
All videogames are for children
I'm split on this.
It may add variety, but I fear it may attract the lower echelon of the easily wooed 12 year old girl one direction fan demographic.
>We need male squid idols
Only if they are hardcore metalheads.
Would Pearl occasionally show up?
Cute
That's the idea. Maybe they could be pearls old bandmates or something.
right in the woomy
Honestly, I've always liked Octazons a lot better than I like Veemos, they just seem a lot cooler. It was also fun headcanoning them as a team of savvy, well-trained soldiers, who got completely blown out by a single rookie Inkling and their tard strength.
Nah
When is the last splatfest? I havent played in months since Smash took over my Switches life but I'm done to jump back in for one last run in the games life
How badly is Pearl losing though?
>that image with Pearl looking at Marina inside the recording studio
For muh dick
All the proof I need.
How many of you faggots are supporting our five-head salt-gremlin and joining Chaos
Chaos is for edgy kids and teenagers.
I'm joining team order.
Is that from Octo expansion?
Wow, what a bunch of gaylords.
this shit is the biggest turnoff in video games
so what, I've missed 2 years worth of content just because I didn't play until now? I stopped playing MMORPGs because of this shit, now this cancer is infecting normal games, too?
fuck outta here
>indecisive faggot who doesn't make a move gets mad when stuff leaves him behind
lmao this is why you're a virgin too
as someone who has played mmos a lot,I can tell you it is nothing like that in splatoon
PEDO THREAD
I just took a look at the mess I call my room and realized: chaos it is
>>>/reddit/
I dont have a switch yet because, honestly I cant justify it with my backlog, and ive played most of the good games on WiiU. I still play splatoon every now and then, am I missing much with splatoon 2? I wanna play it so bad, but I dont see it happening any time soon.