Games for this feel

>he uses a Gaymer chair

God I hope so

Any games with aggressive microtransactions.

>tfw still using a solid wooden chair and not one designed by vlad the impaler
Feels good.

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Yeah but with those it's considered a feature.

youtu.be/RWtUNFxWASI?t=11

Buy this one. I've got mine for almost 10 years and it was worth the money. It's so comfortable that I can fall asleep in it.

I remember reading someone had stuck a shotgun shell in the tube

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Looks cozy as hell. Expensive?

i hope this fat fuck dies soon

For years I thought this guy's "Francis" persona was actually just him.

$900, it beats herman miller ones even.

it's been 3 days and i've been shitting blood

am i going to die like him Yea Forums?

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I think its ironic that i played this game while my room was a fucking mess.

Bought a rather good racing chair 12 years ago and been parking my arse on it ever since. Starting to get a bit worn down so been thinking of replacing it but nowdays all i can find is cheap faux-leather gamer shit chairs that won't last a year and overpriced gamer crap that aren't worth the money. Starting to market those chairs for gamers really ruined them and made it hard to find good ones

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>tfw still using the kitchen chair to game
>have to sit in a bucket when people come over

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underrated

Go to the doctor

I honestly have to wonder just how much of a fucking fatass you have to be to do this.

I'd rather die from anal bleeding than the starvation American healthcare brings.

that's the complete opposite of irony
Learn the meaning of words

>environmental story-telling

American healthcare? More like american WEALTHCARE!

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I remember a post by some user that something like this is impossible unless all the mechanics was designed literally upside down and you'd be able to tell pretty easily, so unless you bought the absolute most chinked chair you have absolutely nothing to worry about

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Not if you weight less than 100kg like a normal human.

>renting a place for uni
>have pic related as computer chair
>seems kind of beat up and wobbles a bit, who knows how long its been here
>after around three weeks of use the middle part holding the front of the chair breaks off
>it was just the screw, so I put it back into place
>breaks again
>soon enough the right side breaks off and the chair just falls through
>eventually put it back and attempt to repair it
>superglue doesn't work
>elastic holders don't work
>duct tape everywhere doesn't work
>eventually just put a suitcase under it and position it so the chair stays upright
>soon the bottom wooden part of the chair separates and I have to fix that with duct tape
>starts to lean to the side and feels unsafe to sit on
>just put a large cardboard box to my left to keep it upright
>been like this for months now
>its really starting to hurt to sit on so I also sit on a cushion while on it
>currently sitting on it now

I miss computer chairs, why did someone think this wooden chair would be a better alternative.

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Well that's a disturbing IMAGE for sure , gonna assume that somebody's ass got "Destroyed" by that chair

the hardest i’ve laughed at anything in a long while. thanks op

i am going tomorrow, i couldn't because it happened in the weekend

Nah, that was a Chinese built chair that used a cheaper, unregulated gas (I forgot which one) for the lift cylinder. As long as you paid more than 50 bucks for your chair, it's very unlikely this can happen to you.

well, hes fucking wrong. the entire point is that the chair holds the weight of a person, its got enough pressure that when you adjust it it wont just fall right down, it slowly descends. by design its two tubes that force themselves away from eachother. one of these ends is pointing at your asshole

I've been using this type of chair for 6 years and it's the most comfy chair I ever had.
The only disadvantage is that I always cum on myself when fapping since it leans a bit backwards when you sit in it.

CHAIR-CRUSHER

Maybe just get a wooden chair that wasn't designed by an art school grad.

Imagine being so fat that your stretched to the limit skin is so ready to rip that a 1 foot fall is enough for it to burst open like a meat piñata.

At this point it would probably just have been easier to build your own chair, user. Though I suppose in some way you did

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This How does tumbling off a chair give anyone serious injuries like bruising and torn skin?
I broke my tailbone when I was younger and snowboarding, so my ass would probably hurt like fuck, but I would in no way look like it'd been in a car accident like this guy

doesn't sound like a disadvantage to me

kek

This is why soldier and demo are the best boys.

Where else would you possibly want to cum? I have always came on myself because it is the easiest way to clean up. Comes off of skin pretty easily with tissues or designated cum rag or whatever. When it misses and goes somewhere else for some reason I'm always like "where the fuck did it go I need to clean it up"

Go to the doctor. If the blood is dark then you really gotta go. If its not, then its most likely hemorrhoids or a tear. Might cause you lots of pain, might not, might last some days or it might last weeks.
If its hemorrhoids or a tear then drink lots of fucking water and eat fruit like kiwis and shit.

>shi doesn't know

I only fap while fully clothed with dick and balls hanging out from the zipper hole since I'm shy even when alone and don't want to wear crusty clothes.

God bless your comment, user.

>designated cum rag

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this is not a gamer chair, is a normal chair from office forniture

I have the exact same chair and now I don't wanna fucking use it anymore, thanks user.

Not only was his health prolonges by doctors, but he claims he's been fucking several girls in their 20's

>using spare folding chairs and chairs from family’s restaurant
>only good chair in my house is my computer chair because it was a Christmas gift

Hippies will force the usage of designed cum rags as an alternative to tissues in a few years the same way they forced the paper straws and wooden utensil to be used instead of plastic ones.
Might as well start using them now.

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It is irony if you knew that the game is about cleaning shit.

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did the chair sue his fat ass?

Buy a $80 Amazonbasics chair?

>tfw using a solid wooden chair after my meme chair broke and it's incredibly uncomfortable
feels bad man

Can you post a pic of your chair right now?

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