SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019

name my band

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>thank her for helping him with "personal problems"
>"love you" but isn't his gf
guaranteed he's an in the closet tranny and will be tranny next GDQ, screencap this

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>borderlands 2

gross.

My 6 month work contract ends this Friday. Its not getting extended. What will I do with myself for July and August? I'm going to college in September.

Which Prey is that? The Bioshock in Space or Doom 3.5?

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Hey Yea Forums

trannies

Good Charlotte

>mfw Yea Forums is trying to trick me into becoming a tranny but I am to smart
I'm on to you

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Hey I'm right after you. Wish me luck too.

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Good luck and have a great time!

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RUNESCAPE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What we eating user?

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Who?

To the user that posted a link to the uncompressed Goldeneye OST, thanks a lot. I always wondered if that was a thing but never thought to look it up for myself.

>Best waifu and best monstergirls on stream for the last hour
>Yea Forums spends it having Retards vs Trannies Shitpost Power Hour
Fuck you guys for real

>GIFs can be up to 4MB
>webms still capped at 3MB

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God why are americans so fucking fat

systemshock one

Bad Charlotte

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>
Vinaigrette

*tink tink*

Ahem.

FUCK NOSTALGIA RUNNERS,
FUCK MUMBLY FUCKS THAT SAY HMM A LOT,
FUCK CRINGE DONOS,
AND FUCK JANNIES

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Guys who want to fuck trannies here only want to because real girls won’t fuck them. Once a real girl is interested in them they will lose all interest.

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>Prey (Arkane)
Finally. A game that I love.

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>Prey
>over an hour of repeatedly using the same trick with the gloo gun to get out of bounds
Nah, fuck that.

>bryonato crossing legs
>like a girl

absolutely based

I'm killing hill giants wbu

>TIER LIST

+SSS: '07 RuneScape* // Himouto! Umaru-chan Himouto Ikusei Keikaku* // Rabi-Ribi*
SSS: DotA* // KabpoyORB!: The Splooshy Hyping Charmed Game* // Metal Gear 2: N-Word* clips.twitch.tv/BillowingAffluentJackalGivePLZ
SS: Divinity OS2* clips.twitch.tv/HilariousSincereHerringWTRuck
S: Férias Frustradas do Pica-Pau* // PKMN Gold* // FFIX Eiffel 65* // FFIV Race* // WinWaker* // LttP* // RapeLay* // Katawa Shoujo* // Kamila 2 BTFO*
A: Aria of Sorrow* // MoH:Airborne // Lightfall // Megaman 10 // Megaman DOS* // Trio The Punch* // Dead Cells* // Mario Kart DS // Castlevania SOTN // Crash 2 // Sonic Rush // THPS2x // Halo Reach // Gordo 106 // Dragon's Lair // Monkey King // Prey DLC
B: Earthworm Jim 2 // Kirby Amazing Mirror // Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts // Serious Sam Co-Op // Near Tomato // Bastion // Momodora // SMRPG // Octopath Traveler // Avoid the Noid
C: Bloody Wolf // Shadow of the Colossus // Portal Race // Castlevania Chronicles // Simon's Curse // Tomb Raider II // Sonic Mania Race // Mario 3Mix Race // Timesplitters 2 // Warcraft 3 // LoZ: TP // Semblance // Metal Gear // Ultimate Doom // Klonoa // Metroid Fusion // Overload // Overestimate!* // Neopets*
D: Spoon2: Octo // Majora's Mask // Hollow Knight // DKC Race // Bloodstained // Tomb Raider: AoD // SMB2JP // Sonic Forces // Mario Kart 64 // Moonwalker // Megaman Unlimited // Urban Yeti // Sword of Sodan // Garfield // Dishonored: DotO // Doom 2 // Negrodancer // The Messenger // Diablo 2: LoD // T-Rex Demo*
E: MGS2 // ActRaiser 2 // Pocky & Rocky // Megaman Zero 2 // Castlevania III // Silent Hill 2 // Rayman 2 // Sanicball // Trauma Center 2 // Guacamelee! 2 // N++ // Virtual Hydlide // Mohawk & Headphone Jack // Celeste // Ratchet & Clank: UYA
F: Tropical Freeze Race // Jak 3 // DS3 // Bladderborb
-F: Resident Evil // MMX 1-3 // Phantom Menace // Home Alone 2 // Chex Quest // Cuphead
Z: Sonic the Hedgehomie 1 // GTA:VC // TASBot & Dead Lions

*Watch for very good time

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>falling for the "becoming your anime avatar" meme so you can pretend-sex online with other men doing the same

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These games are fucking boring why did I get drunk for this

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Your thoughts on SpikeVegeta?

wtf
how does a man sit like this

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Could those pants be any tighter, jeeze

/fa/g inbound

Yes, he's a speedrunner.

a cute dick

Yeah there's a reason I barely bothered posting. I think I was the only one even posting CV girls last thread.

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i don't know and honestly it disappoints me b/c they're all going to die young

t. euro living in america

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this guy is straight as fuck

IM IN TOO DEEP
kino song
youtube.com/watch?v=emGri7i8Y2Y

Reminder that MSF:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex

Let's break 2 million this GDQ!

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do you wanna be in love?

GAY

Thoughts?

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Quit bein' a cunt and pass the ghost pepper sauce, faggot.

lmao this dude is dressed like a woman

fuck Schalke

What are his test numbers?

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>well dressed

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I thought he killed himself.

Based list and trips

/fa/

Nice trips but I'm the real Skelebro dude :)

this guy is cute. CUTE

Nice

Someone is gonna commit suicide at one of these events.

Holy moly lord of Onions.

...

pizza

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>just roll your pants up, brah

Reminder the MSF is DIRECTLY contributing to the downfall of Europe by funneling in migrants therefore MSF is based and deserves your money so they can destroy Europe faster.

>flesh colored pants
Seriously thought he was naked

>that chin
>that facial hair
Higher than yours faggot

I bet his crotch is bushy

Any man with a nose ring sucks dicks.

Wrong thread?

chuck > infected > all killer no filler

their debut LP is great but it's far from the heights they soared to

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what I don't get is how many low effort trans there are at this event

like im not even trans i just like to crossdress and look cute with my dick fully intact and I look cuter than all of them since I bother putting in a little bit of effort

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Please remember that this is a bully free zone.

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That's a guy

please have sex guys

in the negatives

legit

>this

I have a average sized dong and a set of balls and cannot cross my legs this way without crushing my nuts.

Works for me

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post pics

>thought this was just a repost of his breakdown from last year
>it's from yesterday

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STEP BACK TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED TO YOUUUUUUUU

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It's not hard if you tuck

>donating through someone rather than directly towards the charity of your choice

Enjoy not being able to claim it on your income taxes, if you ever made enough to waive standard deduction :)

Have sex with me

No. These gdq threads get the most views

yes

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post dick you fucking faggot

GREETINGS FROM GERMANY

GRANDMA ATE CANCER

HOOOOYP

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>Koumajou Densetsu II: Yougen no Chingonka on Thursday
They should have had this as part of the Castlevania block instead of Trannyspinner.

The average Yea Forumsirgin doesn't have to worry about income taxes because they make 0 bucks a year.

Post. Legs.

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>yfw 40% soon

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As I always say, I can't care less if someone is trans or not, I don't care about what they have between their legs. But it's not my fault most of the trans community are attention whoring and annoying people all the time saying "look at my boobs, boobs, I have boobs" and also, being trans is not an excuse to look so horrible and unpresentable.

I'm amazed how gay y'all are

Why would a man ever wear pants like that?

how

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Hey everyone~~~~~~
Please remember to stay hydrated !!

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GDQ got me into speedrunning for sure, but I wish more people did challenge runs of games like in Limit Breakers.
Wouldn't it be neato to see a no-damage run of something like Doom or Zelda? Or maybe one of these silly no coins Mario runs? Just a thought.
I think speedgames branching out into randomizer/romhack territories is proof enough that speed itself isn't enough to sustain the community

more

I need more sightings of my boy Benjamin.

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>these fucking interviews

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>getting mad at pathetic trannies
>only group of retards that voluntarily takes itself out of the gene pool and probably will suicide to take care of the aging crisis

I dunno, they seem nice enough when you think about that.

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It’s barely stubble. What are you trying to say here?

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>how many low effort trans there are at this event
there are barely any trans people at all retard, and i guarantee you aren't even there and that you're ugly as sin like every retard on this site who pretends they're a cute boy

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I'm drinking myself into oblivion

Skeleton.

Signalling to let gay men know he is also gay.

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

more what

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Soon™
He has a run tonight actually

>my partner

Thats a cute dog desu

>meme dog

as if this couldn't get worse

MUH PARTNER

>my partner is taking care of him
As if we needed it spelled out for us.

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>meme dog xdd

When dicks fan out towards the middle, it looks so fucking awful. At least OP delivered

Jesus lads somebody start posting women instead of this gay shite.

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>såyaboy is a dog person
WOAH who could have seen that coming?

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Same, it's easy to crossdress if you are not fat.

>FPS block

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>my partner
wow I was sure he was gay

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I wish they would do it sooner and stop spamming their mental illness everywhere

ENVY

I WANT TO FUCK THIS

wait a minute that nose

I bought my female boss a box of chocolates and a bottle of wine as a going away present. Giving it to her on Friday. Is this bad idea?

What's the trannie count so far?

Miles was an awkward shy person before deforming himself. He's just being dramatic for attention.

he did the funny face!!! with the switch!!!

Sorry Yea Forums he's taken

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do liquor and drugs count?

how does that imply he's not gay?

gross

>tfw All Killer No Filler is one of my favorite skate pop punk records of all time and know they'll never go back to that sound
>tfw Dave is back but not best boy Stevo

it hurts...

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>MUH BOOBS
Yeah, I’m thinking it’s a fetish

you are in the wrong place straightie
No its fine

>6/28 - Quake
>Easy Run
what the actual fuck

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>PC game "speedrun"

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>well spoken
>well dressed
>well adjusted life
>run kino game
>cute dog
>has a "partner"

gays > trannies

eww

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prey more like gay LMAO

Where's the cute community manager who was couching last year

unironically higher than most people in this thread rn

>prey
>titanfall 2
>borderlands 2
holy fucking why, surely the bonus game will be just as bad

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Pocari sweat tastes disgusting

>Titanfall 2
>bad
You niggers are the gayest people alive

The difficulty isn't the point. It's so execution-heavy and so fast-paced that there's no time to even make out what's happening.

>not even one minute in
>already choking

>buying chocolate and wine for a whore
Just stick your dick in her mouth fucking faggot

partner = gf

>FPS speedruns

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C H O K E
>like he's attempting to do here

so when is the insane boob "girls" run?

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SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW

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Is anyone surprised Prey is just OOB for 80 minutes? You'd better not be.

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nice start to the fps block....... see you ater

What was his cat called again?

Based yuckposter

>AGAIN with the timer
Hoe fucking hard is it to click a god damned button?

Somebody earlier said that it's going to be good Prey. Why would you lie like that.

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Yeah, no, I'll see you boys in 1.25 hours for Titanfall.

where is our boy distortion2?

post the cosmo edit

>prey
>titanfall 2
>bad

still better than the onslaught of all of the shitendo 2D sidescrollers

shes married :/ I'm not trying to have sex with her

>speedrun
>1hr20
wow so speedy

IMAGINE BEING SO FUCKING INCOMPETENT YOU CAN'T EVEN HIT A BUTTON TO START A DIGITAL TIMER
HOLY FUCK HOW DOES THIS RETARD TECH CREW MANAGE TO BE EMBARRASSING EVERY YEAR WITH NO IMPROVEMENT WHATSOEVER

There are trans folks who want gynecologists to "pretend" to give them pap smears to make them feel better. There are trans folks who want to blur the line between "female" and "woman" so that they can say they're medically female, getting female treatment despite having a male body and vice versa. This kills people. Denying your lived experience and your birth sex and forcing doctors to do the same does more harm than good. Lying to doctors does more harm than good.

>Choke
>Didn't even start the timer
Good start.

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I like androgynous women who looks like men but can't even look at traps. What's my problem? Am I a faggot in denial? Is this normal?

kill yourself, zoomer

am I gay?

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QdQ on anything less than Nightmare is bullshit

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Hey Yea Forums, how do you go about starting on hormones?

Then don't buy her anything. Just send a card.

there's a cosmo edit?

You have the gay. It's terminal, I'm sorry.

So....how many times will the tech crew screw it up this time?

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what's the point then?

It's going to be a long run anons, make sure to drink plenty of water during the run and stretch your muscles periodically!

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Now this is a speedrun game, much better than those ancient nintendo games

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more

Despite what Yea Forums will tell you, you have to wait like a year

Everyone has their own sliders for what they like or dont like. Don't beat yourself up over it just enjoy your pleasures instead of worrying, you have a limited amount of time and opportunity to do so.

But shes nice

I was joking but seriously why would you buy a woman chocolate and wine if you don't have the intention of fucking her?
It's obviously going to put that message across

based

that's literally not true. It's ambiguous.

Yeah my big bro abuses adderall becauses he used to juice and is now basically a husk of his former self.
I think HRT and hugboxes are making trans people cuckoo, not autism or illness. Still not the doc's fault though

As someone who's been a fan since I was a kid in the early 2000s, I think it's weird when Killer is praised as their best. It has a great, innocent, skate pop punk sound, but Infected and Chunk had these seamlessly blended hardcore punk and heavy metal influences that made them stand out so well among their contemporaries.

Also, Cone best boy.

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>thread is finally becoming normal again
did they all get banned or did prey scare them away?

I'll just smoke a lot of weed, that will clear out my system

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Really? Why is that? Just so the doc knows that you really want to?

Oh so it's one of those cuck things, then. That's cool

>speedrunning games with unskippable text/cutscenes

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this are the bestposts in this shithole. keep going wiifitanon.

To get a good reference

Uguuu~

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This is such a shit-tier stretch lmao, just do the bridge

christ I'd actually managed to erase that awful TASbot segment from my memory until now

>fps block
99% of all the games is going to be out of bounds, fuck this.

Is he going to use the glue gun thing for any cool strats?

I'd rather drink Trainer's sweat

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why are there so many howling babies in this thread?

WHAT THE FUCK

>speedrunning a movie

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>no gta game
>no super mario maker
>no I wanna be

JUST

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Yeah exactly. You have to wait a few more years (2 I think?) before any surgery too

Because she was a nice boss. She used to let me go home early on fridays.

Give one or the other, not both.

you're welcome

Because you're on Yea Forums and they're here for tranny cringe

Says a person crying like a baby without actually pointing at anything specific. You are the person you claim to have a problem with.

Thread is moving so fast no one will know that my favorite 2hu is Shikieiki

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The run is 80 minutes, make sure you've got snacks and drinks

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haven't i fucking seen this game at every other marathon.
it's not good desu

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I hate her name, and her game.

better than the whole thread

why just one? will giving two give wrong impression?

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>Finally come home
>Could consider watching SGDQ with someone to keep ourselves occupied a bit
>FPS shit rolls for a shit ton of time
Why can't I ever be available when good platformers are being ran

>6 minutes of cutscenes
I thought you guys said this run would be good

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that looks like it feels amazing

Nice gameplay.

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cherries and room temperature bottled water
my favorite

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uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum

Only people unfamiliar with the run claimed it could be good. Everyone else knew it would be boring shit.

Why is this so fucking funny holy shit

PC speedruns suck because they always have to use saves they made before the event if they fuck up

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>The speedrun is good 6 minutes in

Yes it will, especially if you two have never exchanged gifts before. Just give her the wine

6 minutes isn't bad. SM64 has significantly more.

It's a prostate orgasm, kid. Supposedly it causes stuff to ooze out of your dick like that.

>1 hour of this shit

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>Cherries
Good choice, user

Are you autistic?
You give chocolate because it's an aphrodisiac and wine because you're implying you want her to be drunk and horny around you.
Just get her a cute memento that relates to something you talked about in a lighthearted situation if you don't want sex.

Yeah generic platformer speedeun no. #373736252782846t726272 sure is fun!

I think this game could have been alright if it didn't have the worst enemies of any game ever. Alas.

Weren't they supposed to play "Don't Fear the Reaper"

>Yea Forums gamer fuel thread
Also >bottled water

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I need sex damnit

>1 whole hour until TF2

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Prostate orgasms are fucking amazing, like 100 times better. no homo.

B O R I N G
R U N

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What the fuck I though it was going to be 2006 prey.

I've got 4 chicken patties with no buns and ginger ale.

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How is that any worse than dumb console reset exploits etc?

Full homo, you big gay.

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It's tap water, I just reuse old bottles

赤ちゃんを私の中に入れなさい

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>some trannies pass really well and you can actually have pretty okay conversations with them irl
>trannies who sit in discord chats and obsess over video games and anime are lazy, fat, severely mentally ill, insecure and disgusting abominations
there's a cause somewhere but i just cant put my finger on it

FPS are so fucking boring for speed runs, 90% of them is just a guy running past all the enemies and jumping out of bounds.

b/c ur using the same save, not a totally different run you made in case you fucked up

jack off

whatever, enjoy your inferior orgasms

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you can feel the tension

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files.catbox.moe/paid8h.mp4

i want to feel what hes feeling but im not gay, wut do

fapfapfap

Good luck Tenga

it's still bottled though

anons, you said it was going to be the 2006 prey and not this one

Enjoy your cancer, thats super unhealthy

Baby zoomer wants his FPS games, huh?

because at least if you're resetting on a console it's to abuse an exploit that requires it, not just loading a fucking save that did what you couldn't.
why not just load a save at the end of the game at that point, fuck.

Still way better than FPS shit

What? Tf2?

Someone is going to do a speedrun of the training mode?

I'm gonna be making chicken burger patties to cut up and eat like tendies later

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Did you know imputing the code: 'wtighnaergnargaegdsghedsargsarghsadrghrg' makes you have infinite hp in this game?

Just ask a woman(female) to do it.

90% of PC games are boring as fuck. Anyone remember what a snoozefest ESA winter was?

kawaii!!!!

Remember Lil Bill? This is him now...feel old yet?

>can beat the game in 7 minutes
>estimate 1h20m
Ex-fucking-squeeze me?

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Is this game fun when it's played normally? I see it go on sale fairly often for cheap. How linear and corridor-based is it?

You don't need to be gay to finger your own asshole.

Have sex

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No it isn't you silly homo.

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Any WRs so far?

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>12 minutes in
>speedrun
>cutscenes

Did you enjoy bio/system shock? If so it's a must

titanfall 2

Bioshock linear.

>all main quests

>he was a nigglet all along
takes one to know one

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>just have gay sex but its simulated so it doesnt count
nah thats gay bro

Some like it but for me it's not very fun because the enemies are awful. It's like Bioshock except you will wish it didn't have combat.

>full hr left of this
Peace out, fags

Does Aqua wear panties?

>wait what?

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Jerking off is already pretty gay. Going for the ass takes it up the notch.

Doom/Doom2 speedruns are way more interesting than your usual nintentrannie platformers.

that's basically what I'm doing too!!

Do you people not know that fingering exists? Like cmon lol.

what is this strange autism

It's not very linear. It's one of those games with a lot of exploring and backtracking. New skills allow you to access new sections in previous areas.

This run is for completing all main quests instead of just running to the final room

>reusing water bottles
Based.

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How do I get a girl to fuck my ass bros? Like, how do I bring the subject up?

They appear invisible to virgins.

Are you gay if you touch your own dick?
If not then why would you be gay for fingering your own butt?

I hate this white people can't handle spice meme, my parents where from batavia the dutch east indies and I grew up with their dinner habbits.
When I ask for hot sauce I don't fucking mean tabasco I mean something with actual heat.

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But why? Not like we're following the story.

is he going to get a chance to redeem himself?

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You're not fooling anyone cracker

Just something different.

It doesn't have to be true to be funny. You just have to get triggered.

>want to play single player game while watching the event
>it has shitty DRM and cloud saving
>the servers for it are down, giving errors
>game crashes without it
kill me

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>thanks for the burrito, Goku!

What are we eating/drinking?

So we can see all the cool techniques with the gloo gun

i would say i agree Chuck is their best written but AKNF is just a perfectly crafted summer pop punk record which is why its my favorite. i'm okay with heavier, more metal sounding stuff as Chuck was fantastic but that last record they put out was forgettable and the new songs aren't sounding much better, but i'll maintain hope, Sum 41-posting GDQ user!

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Doing all missions in this game is lengthy af for the average person. This is much more entertaining than the out of bounce run than they had at the previous gdq. Out of bounce speedruns in 3d games are boring as shit

Prey is such a criminally underrated game.

clips.twitch.tv/HilariousSincereHerringWTRuck never

can I get a quick rundown

Probably my favorite failure of a run at a GDQ. It was SO pathetic.

Based batavian.

how can they play unpatched versions without piracy cracks?

zankyu

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Not our fault that you lived in such subhuman places that you needed hot spices to counter the taste of your terrible rotten food.

water

autism?

chicken patties

>comparing masturbation to anal penetration and stimulation (gay sex)
come on now

Water and celery.

>low energy runner
perfect background noise to fall asleep to

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It honestly is the one thing that annoys me the most about the US, back home people just warn you about something being spicy but give it none the less.

if i go to sleep now ill miss titanfall2 but be up for miles.
nah not worth it. tomorrow mornings runs all look rubbish until kirby starts

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cherries

>celery
you obese FUCK

Too many silences, i can feel the donation guy seething. He's gonna interrupt the runner with a donation anytime now.

Doom is an exception amongst FPS games and a classic of Speedruns. I'm not referring to it in particular: It thrives in its fast movement which is a thing modern FPS lack
You can't tell me you're that excited for what's coming up, right?

carolina reaper shots

>Speedrun have a lot of wait sections.
FUCK OFF

I think you can fetch old steam game builds though some technical fuckery

The guy could have restarted without being a big baby and the event staff wouldn't have cared, but because he started whining about his fuckup live instead of redeeming himself right away, they axed his run.

He just shouldn't have been so triggered. Shit happens.

I actually heard that their new singles are giving people hope that this will be their best album since Chuck - I haven't listened to them though since I want the album to be fresh for me on the first listen

and I totally agree with you otherwise, stay based and blessed user

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TF|2 has a good campaign you boomoid
Suck off HL2 some more

>linear
Sorta, much of the station is locked at first and you are required to visit the first few areas in a certain order but you also have complete freedom how to explore those areas. Eventually the entire station opens up to you.

It's a very good game but not a good speedrun

Rundown or video please? I don't follow any of the agdq tranny shit.

>Seething American white boy

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How is stimulating your prostate not maturation?

dude accidentally saved over his backup save file and literally couldn't complete his run, so he awkwardly and nonchalantly gave up, when the announcer who clearly wasn't listening went "its fine, you got this", runner replied "wait what?" CUT TO CROWD CAM

I knew a guy who would straight up carry a sack of raw ghost peppers with him to ball games and other outings and eat it like popcorn. That is some dedication to spicyness.

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The Prey community, in a skill sense, is criminally undersaturated.

watching these dudes live in a few days
what am I in for

What's the meme behind this webcomic?
I see this posted a lot here.

I don't get it, the run is only 27 mins couldn't he have just started from the beginning. It would only be 20 mins overtime.

>not wanting to watch TF2 for an hour

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Not my fault you grew up in a place where spices are so rare you have to import all of them.

Titanfall is Mirror's Edge with more guns lmao of course it's a cool speedrun

there it is

Is being an announcer like being a Gamestop cashier? What happens when you don't push donations?

I'm excited for silent hill 3 and that's all. I don't watch agdq normally but I have nothing else to do.

im bored

That's not what happened at all what the fuck.
He was like 23 minutes into a 30 minute run, nobody would ever consider starting over.

>this one time we grew bacteria on petridishes and agar
>a swab of a pigs anus was cleaner than someone week old reused water bottle
Consider stopping.

>FPS "speed" runs
Why are these even allowed?

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So is this like super-easy mode for disabled people or did he do a trick to become effectively invincible? Either way it fucking sucks.

DECEMBER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

J U S T

Yeah right, the "Prey community".

how about this:
>if you touch your own dick it's not gay
>if some other dude touches your dick its pretty fucking gay

>if you fuck your own ass it's not gay
>if some other dude fucks your ass it's pretty fucking gay

>how long is this cutscene
> a couple minutes
>dead fucking silence before the guy moves on

a decent time, they're all obviously kind of old now, but they still sound alright if the the mixing is good at the concert

they need 30 minutes overhead before each run to plug in cables and shill toys

Schwarzenegger

hello where are the trannys

>fps block
been on the toilet the last half hour, surely i havent missed anything?

have you seen a Half Life (2) speedrun?

It's unironicly a tactic I use to stop people from asking snacks from me, not with ghost peppers as that stacks a bit too much for my taste. But I do only cary spiced snacks with me.

How do we remove animushits?

Because it annoys people.

This comic is bullshit, I can use loads of Texas Pete and feel fine.

3 layers:
>Triggerbait for white people that proves its point by being posted
>Commentary on cynical and mean-spirited American culture
>The fucking Spic drew themselves like Goku lmfao xD

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>Pick up bucket and go OOB
Sounds boring as fuck

He gave up as soon as he realized what happened. They didn't axe his run, he just left without even considering the idea of starting over.. They let the Nuclear Throne dude have THREE full attempts at his run, they would've let him restart if he wanted to.

I'm sorry user, you'll have to satisfy your obsession somewhere else.

I'm french, Spain is two blocks down the road, Italy isn't so far and french cusine is top tier. Get your Brazilian shit outta my face.

I assume they get scolded cause announcers are a big part of why people donate. No announcing means less money.

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My bad, should have got my story straight. Thanks for the correction

by going to r/speedrun

What's worse, FPS or Racing game speedruns?

Need a girl that looks like a guy that looks like Bella Delphine

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Why are is Yea Forums obsessed with trannies?
Is there something you're not telling us?

step 1. become the enemy and eradicate them from the inside
step 2. ???
step 3. profit

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Now I understand why Tom Cruise poster put a Z tier.

I'm sure the guy felt pretty humiliated about it so he just wanted to GTFO

Games that should not be allowed to be speedrun according to Yea Forums
>JRPGs
>WRPGs
>FPSs
>Platformers
>Nintendo games
>Racing games
Can't wait for the Yea Forums organized speedrun marathon where they only speedrun Peggle and Madden in all possible variations.

>
There's very little out of bounds, it's a ton of fast movement with bhopping and abhopping

FPS because racing are speed games.

>I want Maro Belle Fiore to be my BF

>french cusine is top tier

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tom cruiseposter and ranking reimuposter aren't the same user

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there are way more "why is Yea Forums obsessed with trannies" posts than posts actually obsessing over trannies.

Platformers autists.

Aren't meat patties made out of mosquitoes technically French cuisine now?

I actually went to get a stick of celery but this is fucking awful. You're right, it's not worth the calories.

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The sexual tension in that image is palpable

This run is far too neurotypical

this shit depresses me. hes somebody's son, maybe only son. G-d is testing us.

It's the last funny thing in this ruined event.

Because they're a vocal minority that ruin our games. All trannies deserve to fucking hang.

there are more triggered trannies than people shitting on them

not really no

Who is to blame?

>contrarian anime trannie

Oui oui extra side of shit with my snails please

you're wrong

Nep run when?

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We all know who has the best cuisine
Just joking. Fucking lord, I just ate tuna out of the fucking can

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>G-d is testing us.
Some say this life is just one big test to see if we pass and can make it to the real, good life after death.

Imagine if they tried to plug his twitter during an interview

T R A N N I E S

>G-d

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not at all

Mirin'.

lol no you dipshit, not even close

>oh u dont like thing well u must be hiding something!! ;)
every time

Holy fucking cringe. Since when do we badass channers care about people's idiot sons?

>haha
>Fedora autist
>Fatass
Yea Forums in one webm.

the way that huge guy is walking makes him look like an ogre picking up a cow and sneaking off with it

This is a fun run

Some say the Earth is flat, too.

That is a unfortunate choice of color for a pair of pants.

monkaS

friendly reminder to respect thy pronouns cissies

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ONIONS BOYS ARE IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

samefag with a pass

>we badass channers
Holy fucking cringe

I am not obsessed, I just post about them constantly, even when it has nothing to do with anything being discussed.

>X gon give it to ya tshirt
gets me every time man

Wait a minute, a Jew wrote this post
Get the fuck off Yea Forums you fucking kike don't taint my video games

When will this shithole of a board put a fucking word filter on the T word

what host stream for chat?

this is what happens when you're born with 0 charisma

If you're talking about nigger cuisine while being American then you're a gigantic hypocrite. Where's the day of the rope you keep promising you chlorinated chiken eating obese fuck?

I am ruining a Nep right now.

No wonder dinosaurs went extinct when 40% committed suicide

Imagine being this insecure

That doesn't quell discussion, it just forces people to be more creative which increases discussion.

One can be physically proved to be true or false, while the other can't.

Man Prey was so good, fuck Bethesda for forcing the roguelike meme.

Is Prey fun, boys?

>transfest 2019
When's the stimulate fueled sex? Aren't these runners doping?

Just got home. What a snore fest this one is.

Anyone that enabled him and didn't encourage him to seek help

When newfags stop doubleposting whenever they try to say soi and it comes out as onions

You certainly took that innocuous comment personally. Looks like I was accurate.

why would you want a chat, user

banned for spamming gay porn

Guy looks like a bummed out Tom Green

if you like the shock series yes

Uncut

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it had me entertained for about 20 hours close to 2 years ago, if you are thinking of purchasing it wait to the steam sale

Tom Green looks like a bummed out Tom Green

>microgravity

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Hello from Germany

Yes you are pretty unfortunate in that regard

isn't this the same guy who did the Half-Minute Hero run?

Tonakai-san, you're not enjoying yourself?
Just remember, I'll always love my tonakai-san!

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Mooncrash is actually quite good. The roguelike elements don't even matter so much.

Yes.

t. McDonald's eater with a mutilated dick

no you fucker

>a jew
we are the only ones who can save you.

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Are they just putting an extra zero on every donation this year?

I also am Germany! That's all I needed to say!

BASED

It's his more boring doppleganger

drinking and durgs

>Hairy
Gross

I have literally never seen anyone triggered by this. And no, asking how this is even a stereotype, is not the same as being triggered, you dumb nigger.

I don't

call people retards on 4channel

Get as busy as fucking possible. Leave no time for self-reflection. Convince yourself depression isn't real and before you know it'll be gone

Is anyone of note other than Iceplug playing anything this SGDQ
youtube.com/watch?v=uigkD-ylT78

you sound triggered lol

Sitting around doing nothing mostly

I..I'm trying to watch video games you fuck

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When was the last time an incentive wasn't met at one of these things, out of interest?

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Forced Facebook meme that is completely conjured out of thin air, when it's always niggers that get BTFOed in hotwing challenges and the like and the scoville addicts are usually crazy white people.

I think 2015

Any good runs so far? Forgot this was going on.

The guy I know just fucking loves spicy shit.

He made the buffalo wild wings challenge look like a joke and then critiqued their hottest sauce for being all fire but no taste, and he also brings out an entire bag of those carolina reaper chips that were popular a year ago for himself at parties. I have no idea how his intestines haven’t melted yet.

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Neither is correct

this is what happens when you're born with 0 charisma

>no cumshot

>Depressionposter got banned
Awh man that's rough

What happens if I scream "fucking trannies" in front of this speedrun to appear in the twitch stream?

self-reflection, meditation, seeing things in perspective

don't dwell on it, be mindful and it kind of goes away. It did for me, anyway

Alcohol - then let it develop into schizophrenia/bi-polar

then you're never bored and you can have imaginary friends and shit

I only remember that bits incentive for zelda.

Cybernetics

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Attention everyone, here are my suggestions to save Games Done Quick:

#1 - Rename the event "Quake Done Quick"
#2 - Only play Quake games
#3 - Donations are only read in between setups
#4 - Donations are only put towards real causes, like securing the American border
#5 - Women are not allowed to be seen or heard

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Iceplug surpassed GDQ long ago

Yes you are pretty unfortunate in that regard

>you can activate that lift
jesus fuck the bullshit I went through to get those turrets up there

new thread

I highly doubt anything bad would happen outside of you getting kicked out, on the offchance you're actually there and not LARPing