>objectively better than mario shart
>people will think it's worse because it doesnt get the nintendo bonus
Objectively better than mario shart
Ryder Jones
Jaxon Peterson
its not a good game and only appeals to degenerate furries.
Elijah Jenkins
just play the old one, the new physics are bad
William Adams
come here faggot
Oliver Ortiz
Mario Kart has the most advanced tactics of any racer
Chase Stewart
Are heavies supposed to be good in this game? I'm not big brained enough to do the drifting with Tiny just yet
Parker Taylor
what could he have possibly meant by this
Henry Torres
why aren't you just playing your game pham
Elijah Butler
mario kart isnt a racer. Its a party game.
Lincoln Morris
The new physics are fine but not perfect
Some shortcuts are more difficult
Did they really not keep the source code from the original?
Landon Cook
Why is this a remake and not a new game?
Colton Campbell
HOLY FUCK BASED HE POSTED IT AGAIN! TOTALLY AN ACCURATE DEPICTION OF US SONYVIRGI- I MEAN CHADS! W-WE'RE TOTALLY F-FIT AND NOT AT ALL FAT!
Bentley Scott
>30fps
>Better
Easton Moore
*muffled whirring in the distance*
Levi White
Nintendo bonus is so blatantly real yet nintenniggers still deny it
Thomas Rodriguez
based
Lincoln Lopez
Do you have to pay to play online? On the ps4
Jaxson Diaz
>objectively better than mario shart
In what way?
Do you even know what Objective means?
Lucas Cruz
yes, all consoles have paid online now
Juan Turner
Imagine being over thirteen and owning a switch lmao
Jeremiah Foster
What the fuck
Jose Turner
Never played MK or really cared for Nintendo. Just enjoying’ the game.
David Sanders
hes lying its free
Jason Brooks
Pic related is the average nincel manchild. What makes them so pathetic? Is it playing bing bing wahoo 1up that warped their psyches or were they born deficient?
Joshua Thomas
Can someone please be honest
Henry Harris
Man, I still don't get why people care about the brand ironically or otherwise. Just play the game and have fun.
Chase Gutierrez
Hello darkness my old friend
Dominic Brown
im with you, op
I think sonic all stars transformed was way better than mario kart, but no one plays it
any kart racer that isn't mario kart doesn't get as popular
Caleb Reed
They all have paid online.
Sony's is just as bad as it was on PS3 but now you pay 60
Xbox is the same
Nintendo is the same but now you pay 20
Christian Torres
My arms are bigger than his!
Colton Russell
Imagine being this salty that the inferior game got the lower score
William Thompson
>>objectively better than mario shart
It's a good game but only a retarded snow faggot would think this.
Fuck sony and fuck you you shitstain.
Brandon Phillips
It'a actually mostly the same in terms of quality, a highly overrated kart game that nostalgiafaggots will treat like the second coming of Jesus and can only remember the rose-tinted good parts in their memories.
Camden Adams
>roided faggot likes his shitty normie SJW console
>BASED BASED
Fucking snoy cancer.
Aaron Foster
I bet they are fatty
Joshua Moore
>dyel ugly fat virgin screeching and playing bing bing toddler games
Cooper Sullivan
>meanwhile, defends Animal Crossing
That's a whole lotta irony.
Levi Edwards
Isn't this on switch too?
Brody Taylor
>objectively better than mario shart
Cooper Stewart
of course the retarded console war kid would post from his phone
Sebastian King
>waaah mommy bought me a shitch instead of a phone!
Elijah Young
Have sex
Cameron James
>Gets roids for the sole purpose of proving somebody on Yea Forums wrong for callig them fat
Show me your fucking face and nuts, then call yourself a chad again. I dare you.
Xavier Jones
...
Jaxson Powell
Imagine still being triggered by a 5 year old game
Joseph Hughes
Game is on Switch as well so I dont understand the point of this console war faggotry...
Dylan Butler
>be normal fit
>”r-roids!”
Easy to tell who doesn’t lift
Jace Cooper
Only chads with sega saturn gamepads can reply to this post, gays dont
Jackson Hill
It's mostly of the rage part. Every other gym bro I've met is tame, chill and friendly as fuck. Not you though. Seems you just life out of insecurity, hence the need for roids. Let me guess...5'9"?
Jason James
>wippii wahuu
How can anyone like Mario?
James Gray
>ridiculing someone on the internet via text = rage
You must be autistic. Also it’s not even my picture you fat ugly retard and I’m 6’2.
Noah Jenkins
Plot Twist is that both arms belong to the same guy and he's a chronic masturbator.
Ryder White
Nice cope
Michael Stewart
>>ridiculing someone on the internet via text = rage
Yes
Zachary Jones
>Virgin Shitposter vs. Chad Funposter
Dominic Thompson
You must be a really pathetic little beta bitch if words on Yea Forums affect you.
Leo Clark
>isn't me
>manlet still feels the need to mention his height
When will they learn?
Eli Hughes
The game is censored though.
Brayden Kelly
What country in south america are you from?
Noah Powell
you say something?
Jose Long
Can’t stand the way nu-crash looks, shit reminds me of fanboy and chum chum
Brandon Baker
Based Chad
Jack White
>xbro switch bro and PCbro playing CTR together and having fun
>Snoy is by himself
Some things never change
:)
James Gonzalez
When you have a hardware that is easily 4 times as fast and deliver half of the frame rate with the same visuals, yeah, you fucked it up.
Henry Gonzalez
You can stop replying to your own post any time now
John Allen
While yes i prefer CTR over Mario, how could you tell?
Cameron Nelson
on Yea Forums it means "in my opinion"
Jeremiah Gutierrez
>85 is a great score
>have to bring up a nintendo IP and compare it
why do this to yourself?
Lincoln Mitchell
sart sucks tho
Lincoln James
>old orange bandicoot still gets dabbed on by superior plumber
Mega oof
Aiden Stewart
ctr fans are really insecure
Christian Lopez
Lucas Miller
The original CTR is the greatest kart racer ever made
This fucking remake on the other hand
>Has a retarded hard mode that just makes it so that the ai goes faster than your top speed, making Crash Cove near fucking impossible to beat without knowing the speed exploits
>Has a fucking microtransaction shop that only fucking had the money buying removed at the last second due to an anti-microtransaction bill
>Has retarded physics and invisible walls
>Runs at 30FPS on a console over 400x more powerful than the PS1
Cameron Fisher
crash racing is on switch
Jace Sullivan
WOOOOW
Gavin Watson
CTR has always been worse than Mario Kart but DKR is actually the best kart racer.
Grayson Perry
played this game today at work, don't know how anyone in their right mind can believe it's in any way better than MK8. but w/e
Gavin Garcia
Mario Kart 8 is a lesser game compared to CTR, but Journalists are bound to give the Nintendo exclusive a higher score. It's a consequence of the years, if not decades of bloated scores they've freely given Nintendo for countless lame releases and unusual corporate decisions.
The sheer amount of apologetic Nintendo fanboys in games media is staggering, but not surprising. Nintendo is what most of them grew up with, what caused most of them to become something as wretched as a games journalist in the first place. Zelda games aren't uniformly overrated because the games media are scared of Nintendo fanboys, but because the games media are nintendo fanboys.
The funny thing is, the exact same phenomenon is now occurring with playstation. The people who grew up with the PS1 are now forming platform-exclusive blogs masquerading as prestigious sites, youtube channels, and even pathetic shill e-celebs like Greg Miller and the faggots at Easy Allies (who are also as it stands, enormous Nintendo cocksuckers too).
By the way, everything I say is right. Every contrasting opinion you have from my own is wrong.
Parker Rodriguez
t. got beat by kids
Jayden Morgan
>the absolute state of nintencels
Grayson Murphy
That's impressive, two fucking wrong statements in one sentence, bravo
Caleb Allen
you just created a talking point out of thin and then quipped at your own fantasy argument
Ian Sanchez
>takes "journalists" scores seriously
>thinks anyone would give a game that requires skill a high score
>ignores the nintendo bias
How can anyone be such a faggot and have a single digit IQ, what are you retard..
> incel low IQ anime poster
HOLY FUCK, EveryTIME HAHAHAHA
Brody Carter
>consolewarring thread about a multiplat that's on all the systems
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS BOARD
Tyler Richardson
imagine having to invent a review bias so you can pretend your kid's game is better than a different kid's game.
Asher Gray
30 Frames per second.
Tyler Brown
>invent
Caleb Mitchell
im just waiting for the pc version so I don't have to pay for ps+ for online
Mason Moore
>30FPS
That's a hard pass from me. Maybe when the PC version is out in a year it'll be better.
Kayden Brooks
>runs on the most powerful console
>30 FPS
wew
even the shitch gets 60