New Death Stranding tease

stand up or something

Fucking snoy.

Stand up

Don't they still make good hardware though? It's just that no one buys it anymore for some reason.

Nope. They never made anything good. Never.

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It's obviously going to be more empty, it's a game about travelling around a barren world delivering shit.

That's wrong though.

Those headphones are looking nice.

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Nope.

>Reminder to add ":orig" in the at the end of the URL on Twitter images for a better resolution.
shit, never knew about that

Trinitron CRTs

There goes your silly shitpost.

Ok any mega weebs translate what the button prompt says

See &

sodoku

>mega weeb
it's just japanese, man

He just uses sony as his bank death stranding will be multiplat.

Anyone know that headphones he's using?

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what fucking other game gives me this modern day military feel, not t alking CoD

MGSV has the same high tech military aesthetic

well, yes, i need more realistic military speecch and stuff in a game

if you know japanese you're a mega weeb

Well me too. I just want more games that play like MGSV.

>mac keyboard
yikes

same user...

Don’t argue with contrarians man

Are you 12?

how do you even save twitter pics?

>press O to continue story

You know who else is taking a break? Stefanie. Because she's unemployed.
Why Kojima-San?
She even sang Quiet's theme at the MGS concert in the Tokyo philharmonic orchestra recently so that you might remember her, but you didn't care.

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delusional

>he's looking at godzilla
FUCK

of course she did everything she could to milk her 15 minutes of fame for all its worth, and instead of being thankful she tried to make Kojima look like a bad guy for not hiring her again, he'll be lucky if this bitch doesn't metoo him next

thanks user

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>milk her 15 minutes of fame
Well yeah, she has nothing else in her career or life. The singing gig at the philharmonic orchestra allowed her to buy a real bowl of ramen for the first time in months instead of eating out of trash can.
Why Kojima?

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wait, there's a fig of Granpa Godzilla?

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PAYNE!

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>Reminder to add ":orig" in the at the end of the URL on Twitter images for a better resolution.
Twitter is such an unbelievably shit website to post pictures and art on, I'm baffled as to why so many Japanese artists use it.

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>slowdive
what a fucking hack

MGSV related stuff gave her the most attention and publicity she got in her life so of course she'll do that shit whether or not she has anything else in her career or life.

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Pure cringe

Exactly. And she has nothing else. I fear she'll end up doing JAV or something at this rate.
Why didn't you protect her smile, Kojima-San?

Literally all she has to do is make a patreon for photos and maybe a lets play channel

“I fucked your mother”

i like how this guy make his work seems like it consists in taking breaks

AKG K72. They're not great.

Yeah. their monitors are really good, and really they're the only option in japan. Asus and benq cost 4-5x the amount of money as sony monitors there.

She tried Twitch streaming but she refuses to be one of those #justchatting thots who "play" in bikinis so nobody cared about her streams except when she streamed MGSV and talked about how the scenes were done.
If she does a patron she would also have to give some kind of lewd photos or something. She's too pure for that.

She has a let's play channel but died like an year ago or so

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are those fucking containers in the back? are we going to fulton them again?

>slowdive mug
neat

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after that "moon" comment, I am going to be so disappointed if the Ludens space suit is not in the game. I love the design so much.

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I recognize the kanji for UP so stand up probably

It may not be a proper space suit but there's 0.00% chance it won't be an exoskeleton. Probably the final tier of defense skeleton.

I bought the figma of it cause I like it so much. I think it will be.

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HOLY SHIT IS THAT A FUCKING KEYBOARD???
KOJIMAAAAAAAA WHAT A GENIUS

We are going to Mars.

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have sex

the only thing I want to know after that last trailer is why the FUCK did he turn into a smurf.

This open world is literally going to be nothing, that's why they're able to put this game out so fast. We're looking at an open world really vast with literally copy and pasted content, there is going to be almost nothing of actual design.

I know this in my heart, I know this is going to be the case. I can tell, not even the fucking promotional material has shown anything grand in terms of world design.

They use pixiv.

You see him holding his breath when BTs are around. Suffocation turns you blue. Most likely he died and is in the realm of the dead, and has to kill himself to come back. They mention Sam being able to come back before in a trailer. Something interesting is going on

There are towns and stuff. From a year ago. The goal is to reunite cities of America

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>actors faces when they realize they can just talk into a microphone, scan their body once and someone else do literally all the work

death stranding will be the death knoll of videogames as anything but a star vessel, if it ends up being even remotely successful

Dude, what towns? that photo you posted is the most elaborate location we've seen so far in the game, and it's literally 4 fucking tents.

This isn't new tech dude. The only people not doing voice work is Del Toro and Refn. The others are doing voices too. Those two arent actors.

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Did she actually try streaming anything besides MGSV? I bet she would've gotten lots of views if she streamed popular games like Fortnite and shit.

I mean, hades is the realm of the BTs, they've made that super clear because they outright said you get brought there if you get dragged into the goop, but it just doesn't make sense why he turned blue, because he hasn't been blue in any part of hades before, or in any other scenes, there's got to be something to it and I don't think it's some sort of suffocation thing, he was blueberry smurf blue, not suffocation purple with color draining in an accurate way.

Unless that's just a trailer/pre-release fuckup I guess.

right, but this will make it front and center to a whole new level if it makes real money.

No, she didn't. That user is retarded. She doesn't play vidya and said that multiple times while she streamed. She never played MGS5 until she streamed it nearly a year after it came out.

"the pleasure of being cummed inside"

Actually we've seen what clearly is ruined cities and interiors. BOTW doesn't have giant stuff either like GTA. DS looks to me taking inspiration from BOTW in that traversing the environment is part of the game and there are mechanics that are involved in that more than BOTW.
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Im gonna post a few shots. I think Kojima wants to keep stuff under wraps and let players find things.

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>he doesn't know

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>Empty landscape being him
Looking like a fun walking sim

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Also I have a theory that this area is a possible launch silo or rocket related place and that's why here is there.

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>BOTW
Not a great example dude, that open world is fucking shit, and even if it took a page out of the BOTW design doc, it still won't execute on the absolute freedom of that game (it literally cannot on account of the cinematic nature of the game) so it won't work the same way there.

I don't want a giant world, I want smaller and smaller open worlds, I'm fucking sick of big ones, they're just big for the sake of big and lack intricate design. The photo you posted is proof of nothing, clearly doesn't look like anything we'll actually enter into.

Looks boring, I'm tired of this "sophisticated" fuck

Not going to happen, that would be far too much effort, at most we'll select the moon from a shitty fucking menu. TPP showed how little Kojima cared for an immersive game world, just drop the player in where they need to be, and then menus and more menus and menus.

What is the cinematic nature of the game? The fact that it has a story? BOTW has cinematics too. I think you have your brain filled with buzzwords and honestly think this game fits some stereotype on here because it's on a PS4.

BOTW lets you simply climb things like an ape man. DS has mechanics and more involved in it. Exo skeletons that affect balance and climbaility of different surfaces. For me part of the fun of BOTW was figuring out how to manage stamina to climb around and stuff, and I think DS will be even more fun with the tools and stuff you have.

I dont believe we will pilot a shuttle, but certainly we will be going to Space and the weight mechanics and balance and stuff surely means we will be seeing low G/Zero G related obstacles

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You realize acting in this fashion is more work for less money, right?

Nah. The game is cinematic and that means that gameplay gets shit on because i fucking hate SNOY FUCK SNOY FUCK SNOY FUCK SNOY

I'm convinced this is the game Kojima was trying to make with Metal Gear Survive while still with Konami. The amount of similar game play and visual cues are too much to ignore. Both games try to turn the genre on it's head by focusing on working together rather than against. Both games have storylines where our main character is trapped in an eerily alien but familiar world where he must bridge connections with other groups to bring back balance and order to the chaotic place they're stuck in. Both games have giant kaju sized beasts roaming the planes. There is also a seemingly element forgotten to be removed in Metal Gear Survive where the sky has fish swimming through it complete with the odd distortion of light similar to rays of it that shimmer under water. Both were touted as slight horror games.
Kojima gets shit canned from Konami and they're left with all of his work, all of his plans, all of his creative ideas he came up with while employed and on the clock and they piece together Metal Gear Survive. Kojimbo seeing support for him being at an all time high says fuck it and makes Death Stranding, a game ultimately made from compromises at every turn. I hope this is good, I really do. It just seems, all too familiar.

I don't think that the game being cinematic in nature is a bad thing, that's actually what I want from Kojima, so I'm hardly going to complain about that. I'm just saying, there's no way in fucking hell that this is going to be a non-linear game like BOTW was, it's not going to happen. Not to mention that of all the PR speak about it, for as much fluff as exists out there, none of the rhetoric is about it being non-linear in nature. So keep your expectations in check dude.
These assumptions as some next fucking level shit. Why do you think I'm in a Kojima thread? I fucking love his games, I love MGS1, 2, 3 and even 4.

I just have very little reason to trust in KJP's ability in designing an open world, given how bad of a job they did with TPP (and no, good controls does not equal good design and good open world)

I mean maybe it wont be that open ended where it just gives you 5 things to go towards, but I was more talking about how terrain traversal and discovery is part of the game and it's fun and not everything is combat

That is part of the freedom, being really able to climb and go places

>BOTW lets you simply climb things like an ape man. DS has mechanics and more involved in it.
Also twice as boring as the botw mechanics.

Kojima is a high functioning sociopath, he uses people and drops them. Thats why hes friends with Nicolas Winding Refn right now.

Game legit looks like shit

>given how bad of a job they did with TPP
This is how i know you are a brainlet. The open world in TPP was really well designed, it was literally just not big enough. There wasn't enough camps and the campaign wasn't dense enough and packed with enough memorable enemies.
When you get to fight Sahelanthropus everything in the entire openworld leverages the scale and scope of that fight. 100% synergy between all elements. However there were just not enough mission variety and the story was halfbaked.
When i hear people say that the open world was badly designed i feel like taking a diarrhea johnny shit in your face.

>Sociopath
>Out of respect for the character and actor he ceased using The Colonel character when his Japanese VA died

Also the mission where you have to destroy all the vehicles did a great job of showing off how everything is supposed to work. The problem is that most missions treated the open world like it didn't exist.

>im right because feelings!

HIGH FUNCTIONING

>wow, a fucking greyscale still shot of the player character crouching in front of an empty field
What am I supposed to get out of this? What am I missing?

You honestly have no understanding of what a sociopath is and probably even confuse it with psychopath. You're just being insulting to a man you've never met, that you know nothing about personally other than "He didnt hire this girl again reee"

who are you quoting

It is terribly designed from top to bottom. You're the brainlet, a shill, and a rock sucking faggot. Afghanistan is a series of corridors to such an extent it shouldn't have even been designed with open world in mind. It offers no freedom of traversal and you must follow a distinct path, so they should have just not wasted time with empty space traveling since guard posts are ubisoft tier garbage.

Africa isn't even finished so let's just rate that a 0/10 in world design and move on, it looks bad, it's boring to ride across, and it contributed nothing positive to the totality of what was already a less than mediocre game. GZ is an example of what could have been, but as we all know, Kojima is a dried up has been who only has the focus to make a passable demo and not much more.

>make open world game
>go destroy those 5 cars
FUCKING BRILLIANT DESIGN TAKE MY MONEY KOJIMA!!! LET ME SWALLOW YOUR CUM
>The open world in TPP was really well designed, it was literally just not big enough
Fucking hell, imagine being this fucking brain damaged. The world was fucking way too big for its own good. It should have been smaller, more bases, smaller in scale. Missions that actually have some kind of progression to them, not just dropping you on the map with an objective, jesus 90% of the missions in that game suck fucking dick, there are like 5-7 REALLY good ones, and they're really fucking good but that hardly excuses how fucking shit the overall experience was in playing that bloated fucking garbage video game.

Worse combat maybe but no way it will end having worse story and characters, MGSV was almost a NES game in that regard, cardboard cuts with two lines of dialogue each

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Yes she did. She tried to use her fame to become a legit streamer. Her VODs are all on her YouTube channel, I think it's called StephPlays or something.
She streamed Megaman 2 after she completed MGSV, but it was too hard for her so she started streaming Final Fantasy 15 and 7 after that.
You can see in her later streams that she starts putting on more makeup and dressing nicer and makes her face am bigger as she tries to be like the twitch thots, but she never dresses like a slut or does jumpingjacks for subs or any of that trashy shit so nobody cared.
She's not very good at vidya and yet she was trying to be an honest, proper streamer and streaming proper playthroughs. It's tragic to see her fight against the nature of Twitch as a titty streamer hub and fail to gain any traction.

>The problem is that most missions treated the open world like it didn't exist.
But the open world itself was really well designed. I mean there were so many behavior cycles for all the different AI etc.
I will agree that 75% of the side-missions were really simple and didn't properly exlore the mechanics they had built. But overall i had at least 100 hours of great fun.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPHDSLHSLSHSLHSLSSPLSPSLPFHSPFHSPFS how does it taste user-kuns? :) You like shit right? It should be okay to cover you in shit right? :D haha

Maybe she should have played better games than final fagshit. You can't go far as a streamer if all you played was a couple of the worst games ever made.(not including megaman)

Your the one sucking Koji turds and saying you liked it.

Haha look at him talking with shit all over his face :D

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>But the open world itself was really well designed. I mean there were so many behavior cycles for all the different AI etc.
but the world was hollow and had no life to it whatsoever, how are you defending this?

The one really strong side to this game are its gameplay systems, and its controls. But the overall design laid ontop of that is fucking shit. The open world of MGS5 is not evocative of anything, it's hollow, it's nothing. Even GZ managed to evoke some kind of feeling through its design and visual theme. What the fuck does Afghanistan evoke? It's just nothing, a fucking big pile of shit.

But that's the problem. She's a girl, she's never gonna be an MLG pro gamer.
The only way for her to build a big audience and make money is to act like a slut, and she refuses to do that so she is stuck swimming uphill. Final faggotry was a series she likes and that's easy to play if you don't have good reflexes and are a girl. Plus 15 was new at the time and 7 was a famous classic. Honestly she did the right thing choosing them. Unfortunately as with everything in her career, she never found traction.

>but the world was hollow and had no life to it whatsoever, how are you defending this?
>Soldiers literally eat and sleep and patrol the whole map with vehicles
>dozens of animals all over map that you can capture, enough for a whole zoo
>No life
kek
Now eat your shit user. Don't let it get cold.

>but she never dresses like a slut or does jumpingjacks for subs or any of that trashy shit so nobody cared
there are plenty of popular female streamers who don't do that, sounds like she just streamed games that no one watches

FF7 might be overrated, but it as a menu simulator is better as a whole than XV. The problem is its fucking boring to watch. She should have found better games on her level that people wanted to see. The AAA industry is filled with that, and it's not as if she was playing niche titles.

Honestly how many can you name? I know a couple (who barely even manage to make twitch partner) and they are basically cute like Stefanie but younger, hotter and more skilled. And they're still making pennies for the most part because subs and donations tend to get sent to thots like Amouranth.

$80 carton

Hes not the one who said they loved MGSV

as opposed to low functioning sociopathy? are you fucking retarded or something

you can play for 15 minutes before even finding one of those easily dispossable enemy patrols

and most of the interesting animals, like the bear, only appear on side ops, not free roaming

back when I started the game, I expected having to be constantly on the lookout for shit like a SKULL unit randomly appearing, bears wolves, armored troopers, enemy choppers, etc.. but those are eternally confined to plot missions and side ops, free roaming the world feels empty as fuck, even Horizon Zero Dawn's map feels more alive than TPP

It splattered on him all the same ;)

I pirated it so not really. I already knew kojima was a hack after mgs4

jesus fucking christ this game is driving me nuts
i wanna play it so bad
i need to fucking know what's this shit all about

press O for ladder

Nah i have seen that shit randomly spawning in the world. The reason they are easily disposable is because by the end of the game you are overpowered. But it is a slow ramp up until you are at that point. At the beginning of the game you only just have a handgun and a rifle you can pick up from your enemies.

>solid snake
>venom snake
>solidus snake

>deadman
>heartman
>die-hard man
based

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The dumbest names possible

>The dumbest names possible

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Still not dumber than anythig on Kingdom Hearts

MGS4 was at least worth it a little because the first 2 acts weren't shit like the rest of it. Kojima took that part and sold it separately for V.

Nah. Not the dumbest names possible.
There is most likely a good reason they have those names.

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Probably equally stupid. Maybe worse because he thought Die Hard Man McClain was a good idea. Final Fantasy is inherently gay and dumb, mixing with Disney takes it to another level, but Kojima is on an equal wavelength of vapid and shallow

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I am so excited for this comfy mountain climbing package delivery sim with horror elements. Hope it actually has as much substance as it has style.
>inb4 someone uses 3 seconds of trailer gameplay to let others know that they have such a great grasp on how the game will actually play

Him being high is not a good reason
I don't expect good reasons from Vocal Cord Parasite Man anymore

Japanese people love their stupid engrish names

Never knew that, thanks lad. Obviously Twitter images are usually appended ".jpg_large" so you have to rename them to ".jpg", but I never knew about the ":orig" thing. Cheers lad.

of course you're right. at best expect some modular pre-fab copy-paste type settlements. there won't be significantly unique locations outside of scripted encounters.

Why do Japanese men all dress like the same 25-year-old?

>walking sims are ok when kojima does it
Imagine sucking the turds straight out of another man's butthole you're THAT much of a mindless shill.

I love them too. They’re just names, if I wanted sterile names and nothing out of the ordinary then I’d just go outside.

I may have misspoken. Maybe there is just a reason for those names.

Why does he tweet like a basic bitch?

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They made MGS survive after Koji left retard. He's not even in the credits of that game.

Right click -> Save image as, just like with any other image.

BUT the difference is that Twitter gives its images the extension of ".jpg_large" instead of the usual ".jpg" because they're stupid idiots. So when you're saving, make sure you change the file type to "all files" then add the .jpg at the end of the filename yourself. Because obviously if you save it with the extension ".jpg_large" then your computer won't know what kind of fucking file it is.

>an environment traversal, sneaking around ghost things, hand to hand and probably weapon/gun fighting game is a walking sim
Come on man I even put the inb4 in my first post...

>JAPANESE PEOPLE ARE ULTRA FUCKING NATIONALISTS, AND BUY JAPANESE PRODUCTS OVER CHINK OR ZIPPERHEAD SHIT

You faggots obsession with botw is hilarious many games have that same shit but you can't help but pick it as an example for everything.

Because after over 30 years of scamming Americans with derivative slosh he still hasn't learned english

Man, I can already see the screenshot threads

I'd rather have an open world that simulates nature and long trips than another shitty Ubisoft open world with thousands of shitty side stuff littered all over it.

MGSv's open world was great because it was only there for immersion and almost completely skippable.

Are you retarded?

>I'd rather a big empty world than one with any semblance of content
This is what cope must look like, I'm sure you'll get just that

Christ

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>michelin figure
>omg so great and original
Zoomers, everyone.

I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT FOR IT BROS

I AM SO EXCITED

IT WILL BE THE MOST LUDOKINO VIDYA TO EVER BE RELEASED

THANK YOU BASED KOJIMA SAN

You're the retarded one if you come here wanting to defend MGSV for the deep plot and amazing characters

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You can't have an open world and also have well designed content in it. It's either one or the other.
Using the open world simply for immersion was a better choice than littering it with useless stuff.

Sony is literally his only source of income?

It had a shit plot and mediocre characters, just like the rest of the series. Faggot.

who actually give s ashit about this ugly ass japanese bs game

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MGSV is littered with useless stuff. It's so devoid of meaningful content it makes you play its generic missions twice to beat it.

>caring about performance
its all about the CANS my man. AKG is god tier for this. the BIGGER the BETTER.

>le metal gear was always shit meme
get fucked

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I really liked Reedus on TWD when I still watched that, so I’m happy he’s getting the protag position in a game like this. It’s seems like a genuinely fitting casting considering the kind of stuff Reedus is into.

MGS was best when it was just cheesy poorly written action movie knockoffs that didn't take themselves too seriously. Kojima going full pseudo was a mistake

>cheesy poorly written action movie knockoffs
And that's exactly what Death Stranding is shaping up to be so far

No its Kojima at full blown delusional pseud

I like Kojima games and i will play death stranding day one for sure, but i don't think it will be as good as his old games, the kojima of now is a lot different, i think it will be similar to MGSV.
But even if it would be bad, it's made by kojima so "it can't be shit!"

Tachi agaru. So yeah, stand up like everyone guessed.

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Kojima is like a teenage girl who just got her first fucking account on Instagram or some shit.

I fucking love teenage girls

It's both, like the original Evangelion run. This is Kojima doing all the geeky shit he loved as a teenager

Kojima doesn't have tits though. Would you still like teenage girls if they looked like middle aged Japanese men?

Ya definitely.

looks like shit

>it was only there for immersion
MGSV is one of the least immersive games I've ever played in my life.

This is now a Kojimbo's Pearls of Wisdom thread

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kill yourself zoomer

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Takes itself too seriously. It's a bad product.

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YEONG OUT!

Not even Yong could justify how bad V is. His new best friend is CDPR

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>the state of kojima roaches

when did Huey ever stand his ground?

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>the theme is like vomit+diarrhea
Can't say I've laughed so hard at a Kojima tweet

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ah yes, Kojima the nationalist

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So you're saying Kojima is not the gay? Because here he seems the gay

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Read the end part about anything creative he comes up with being property of Konami stupid. You think ideas happen in a vacuum and there's no lead up? Put your thinking cap on and play it out: Metal Gear Survive gets released because Konami thought they had the talent to do a Kojima-less Metal Gear game, or they cut their losses and dumped out a game that was so far along in development it had nowhere else to go??
>Nah, Konami thought they could continue making great Metal Gear games, and the first foot they put forward was Survive.
Imagine being this retarded.
>But - but - he wasn't even in the credits
No shit, he came up with an idea and was waiting for the teams to finish all the heavy lifting before adding his Kojimbo flavor. Are you stupid enough to believe Kojima is involved in the actual technical side of making video games?

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Everybody's gay for Mads.

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"It's not a dog, it's clearly a wolf!"

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What snack is Kojima eating?

fucks sake

>by Prague
Kojimas world must be a fucking blast

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I can come up with dumber names. At least Kojima has an ulterior motive to his dumb names.

Sometimes I feel like he does this stuff over voice to text and his accent causes it to make different words

whats wrong with them? seem like decent budget headphones

That actually sounds pretty reasonable. Though I prefer to think that he just made the city of Prague kill all women in his novel.

why does kojima act like a flaming homosexual but blueball us so fucking hard in MGS with all the Kaz x Bigboss closeup scenes without kisses and snake in latex tights and the ocelot x solid snake kiss

imagine the tranny seethe
imagine all the wounds that went undilated

>skulls parasite unit
>skull face
>ludens spacesuit skull
>golden villain skull
>mysterious black man skull
Why is Kojima such an unoriginal hack?

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Did you like my singing Kojima-san? Do you remember that I can sing?
D-do you need any singing roles in Death Stranding? I'm available to work whenever you need me...

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Is that ted from chopped

I'm so sad kojima didn't cast her
he's a fucking asshole, she stood with him when all the gamergate trannies came dilating at him over quiet.

God she looks majestic in this dress

Whats up with all the cicada shit?

>her usual work is striking sexy poses while wearing underwear
>this job has her wearing a full body mocap suit to create a digital model that strikes sexy poses while wearing underwear
>if not for this job she probably would've ended up in JAV
>trannies seethe about how she's too sexualized and want her to go back to being a sexualized coathanger instead
Fuck trannies.

It says RISE UP

>mouse on the left
Kojima is left handed?

If I had to guess he’s making a connection between cicada’s tendency to lie dormant for years before emerging and the way he has to lie low and work for years until a game is ready to release. He might be making another reference I’m not familiar with though.

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>467824938
>>Why Kojima-San?
She literally replied to te casting call a year late.
I have n clue why people blame Kojima, hes making a big game and cant wait for someone to decide, he got someone else for the role.
Stefanie dropped the ball and didnt fallow up.

I've hated this man since he fired David.
I've hated this board since the hivemind went pro-Kiefer

Lololololol

>you have to be 18 to post
yeah right

>and then a rope next as he said

do it for him kojimcucks!

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>I AM MOTHER
is this any good?

She said yes right away, it's her manager who followed up a year later when Kojima never replied to her.
I looked up her "modeling agency" and it's literally an old boomer husband and wife from the Netherlands whose only model is Stefanie. They sell t-shits and signed photos of her and whore her out occasionally when someone contacts them. Seriously, look at this.
mickymactroy.com/about-us/
Should tell you everything you need to know about why Stefanie has jack shit for a career outside MGSV.

>he died and has to kill himself to come back
What?

What if when you die in life you go to hades and when you die in hades you come back to what we know as "life"

Would be funnier if it was Uberman.

WHACK 'IM

god it must be nice to be the tallest guy in the room

Kojima is 5 foot 8. Not sure how tall Sam is

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There are only 10 years in your life where you are creative.

>if not for this job she probably would've ended up in JAV
God I wish this happened

>Kojima is 5 foot 8
google says 1.73m, that's 5.67 feet

Why IS there a baby in a cavity though

wtf are those shoes kojima

I don't tbqh. She goes out of her way not to act slutty and I appreciate that. It's very rare to see girls in her field who have some dignity and modesty.
I want to see her become successful if only for this fact.

Kohima is 5 8, since todd is 5 5

That's 68.5 inches. 5 foot 8.5. You eurofags always forget that there are 12 inches in a foot so 0.67 of 12 is 8. Welcome to how the eternal Anglo measures.

what
the google calculator has lied to me all along?

this.

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okay thank god for that, Jimbo

Yes. It's retarded for us too, dont worry.

Confirmed as being a literal nine year old. Their consoles are the equivalent of a TI-83, but their headphones are well known for the sound quality.

the open world was pretty boring in mgs V so hopefully this is more interesting I think the world building could make this a better over all game

sony makes very good pro monitors, they prob gave him those too, could be OLED even.

woa

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>Godzilla Earth
>Not literally any other model of Godzilla

Fucking hell Kojima.

they're not the good AKGs, that's why. good akg headphones: k612, k701, q701, k702, k712, k7xx

as far as I know AKG never made good closed headphones, though their DJ line was good value years ago.

fucking kek

I'm sure this game is about time travel.