So this is the power of Brazil... Woah

Actually looks good for what it is.

Fuck you, we gotta start somewhere. Chroma Squad, Knights of pen and paper +1, Oniken, Odallus: The Dark Call, Toren. All of these are at least good.

What is the point of making one hundred and one threads asking why South America can't make any videogame if when a south american country finally makes a decent videogame you will shit on it?

Don't get mad. You need a subtle bait if you want to discuss vidya on Yea Forums.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=itivM0vC8SA&feature=youtu.be

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it's /int/ retards, user. just ignore them

Hip too small.

Best game ever made in Brazil.

youtube.com/watch?v=4VomFVNGgnA

Looks like Contra.
Nice.

No, THIS is the power of brazil
youtube.com/watch?v=-Ha8b1WIw6Y

jesus christ how is the game even running?
and why is it on android of all things?
literally how

UMA DELICIA

Onde esses desenvolvedores postam? Imagino que exista algum site br focado em gamedev.

some animations look a litlle stiff but other than that it looks alright

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No, THIS is the power of Brazil.

>youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

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I still remember Outlive. Outlive was alright, I had good fun with it.

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Stop it. STOP IT.

MAS QUE FILHO DUMA PUTA

>jogando qualquer coisa que não seja kof02

Nem sei por que desenvolver novos jogos.

Não faço ideia. Soubo único que lembra deles, a maioria das vezes.

based, needs more Catupiry though

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Can someone please explain this to me?

Indieshit: 152.

At least this one looks good and has a decent idea behind it
youtube.com/watch?v=HOSQh4gQKP0

>Implying pic related isn't the greatest Brazil contribuition to vidya

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We have from surrealist pizza to idealist pizza. I doubt there's better pizza than our best pizza.

Retards thinking the cream cheese is mayonnaise.

caralho, tem um frango inteiro ali

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GTA SAN ANDREAS VW SAVEIRO COM SOM AUTOMOTIVO FUNK PROIBIDAO
That's Brazilian modding in a nutshell

Natives are ancient asians + whatever there was on Americas at the time. Can't have it all.

We are getting better
mixmods.com.br/2018/12/Tuning-Mod-v3.html

I'll admit that your flag is certainly aesthetic.

Ficou um caralho de feio mas eu comia psh

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its shit

only the flag from pernambuco state is aesthetics

>not putting mayonnaise on pizza
user?

Well, I'm adding that to my wishlist.

>Second BR thread related today
I want third worlders to leave
At this point BRs must know more about San Andreas that even Rockstar itself

>youtube.com/watch?time_continue=23&v=j_8Xn92ifbE
What the hell, why do you huehues love this game so much?

Our pizzas are unorthodox as far as it can go.

>all that catupiry
And he looks PROUD OF IT
WHAT THE FUCK

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One of the best ps2 games that ever was. And everybody pirated the ps2.

youtu.be/IQDc2uDLk2g

Dunno, just looks funny. But our pizzas are actually like that, tons of toppings and they are UMA DELÍCIA

did you know every brazilian has a cute girl folder?

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>pernambuco
It looks like a 6yo drawing

pirated PS2 and favela culture, same thing with Winning Eleven

>Pichau
Where's my RX580

I can't tell if these SA mods are by actual ak-47-toting favela kids or just ironic.

Help me out, what is he putting on it? I'm counting tomato sauce, cheese, mayo and canned corn

Que LIXO é esse?

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chicken

catupiry is a brand of cream cheese

Its mostly ironic.
Actual favelados have no clue about modding unless hes from some public university.

>br dev that hates being br
If you became a successful indie game dev, would you leave this shithole of a country fellow /br/os?

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That "mayo" is a lighter, fluffy cream cheese that's very popular in Brazil.

That isn't mayo it's this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catupiry

This thread quickly became a brazilian general that doesn't even have anything to do with the original subject from OP's post.

>C:\Users\Pichau
Nigger buys a prebuilt PC and isn't even able to change the username, disgusting.

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>mayo
What ?

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The football wars/funk related are 100% made by favela monkeys. These ones are crafted by late stage autism patients.
mixmods.com.br/

It's really not, look at the comments on youtube.com/watch?v=IQDc2uDLk2g for example, a lot of genuine favela monkeys.

I would but I wouldn't deny that I am from Brazil
Also momodora is shit.

Because you gringos are more interested in food.

>any electronic here costs literally 2x what they cost in the rest of the world while we earn 1/5 of what you earn
>HUUUUUR WHY IS BRAZIL SO FAR BEHIND IN GAME DEVELOPMENT

>buying prebuilts
>using the OS they came with
lmao

Momodora is literally our only good indie game.

A mid-tier PC is all you need for making a game.

>azaghal's daughter became a ftm tranny and is about to marry a mtf tranny
Imagine doing all of that and still being a faggot.

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I am brazilian though but I am not a 24/7 attention whore.

There's one famous racing game for phones that I forgot the name. It's inspired by Top Gear and it's pretty good imo

That's honestly pretty sad to hear. It's just how bad things are here.

A shitty RPG maker game, sure.

Chicken + cream cheese (a specific brazillian kind of cream cheese) is a common pizza topping here.
But the madman put a whole fucking chicken and a whole bag of cream cheese on the pizza.
The end result looks ugly and uneven, but must be delicious given how there are like 2 inches of topping (assuming he is using decent quality ingredients)

t. never made a game

Show me your game, please.

Momo IV is very well polished but mediocre at best.
Not saying it's bad, just very okay.

Are we talking Kemco's Top Gear?

And im sure the guy who made this is from some shitty university that teached him how to program C on a pentium 4.

Depends, if had contacts in another country, yes, otherwise, probably not.

youtube.com/watch?v=a7IMPsyQg6k

Horizon Chase, they also made a PC/Console version
play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.aquiris.horizonchase
horizonchaseturbo.com/

Not mayo, chicken and national variety of cream cheese.

...

youtube.com/watch?v=OKjV2SQfKrw
LUL

I would move to another city, more to the south.

>half dozen enemies
>one gets the shit beat out of him while the others just watch
not a good thing to show in your trailer imo. Looks nice though.

>the main menu is Skullgirls'

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Soon.

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Anyone that says they wouldnt is just lying.
But to be fair most of the world is getting shittier overall, even if they are infinitely better than here.

Is not mayo, it is cream cheese, people in brasil call it catupiry, but that is actually the name of the brand.

incredibly based

Genuine question, how good/heavy can the overall game get then? I imagine it shouldn't be far from the most your computer can manage to run.

Pizzas like that are uma delicia
Shit, my PC arrived in 1 week (jadlog)
I changed the user name but i didn't change the users folder because i am afraid it will break everything
fuk u

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throw rats at my game

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Brazil has an average IQ too low to make real games.

Please, don't derail the thread for at least fucking once.

Sadly not nearly as funny as Brazil getting blitzkrieg'd.

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No. That's what being a patriot is, I'm sick of the self loathing in our middle class.

Nice grammar btw, smartass.

Wait, momodora is from brasil?

BASEADO [x]
VERMELHOPILULADO [x]
not that I will buy any games anyways

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I'm already leaving after I get my degree

>it even has the speech bubbles
Neat

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Good thing you don't need brains to make a game anymore.

Você comeria esta pizza?

I just want to fire the fucking leeches from our public system and buy vidya.

Você não?

UMA

It better be a master's degree, otherwise chances are you'll get fucked out there.

lol, a Top Gear clone
it's brazilian all right

Se estivesse numa festa ou casa de amigo (pobre), tudo bem, mas nunca pediria no delivery.

Fez o kickante?

Eu já como a sua mãe.

Alguém não comeria?

>cuts it with a putty knife

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Rapaz, eu como ela todo o dia

Nice.

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No.

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Brasil is based and megadrivepilled.

>making it easier for be a br gamer
>destroys trannies and commies
how can one man be so based?

Fiz, não mas lancei ainda. Estou esperando a resposta da um publisher primeiro

Looks uma delicia af you faggot

Of course it is

I dont even fit in here, imagine being immigrant

>that Sepultura inspired soundtrack
Nice. Unfortunately the gameplay is shit, if it will ever even be released.

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i wish my shitty country wasn't so obsessed with guys kicking a ball for 90+ minutes

Based

I think you doesn't understand this format, it doesn't suppose to be pretty good-looking

What is doing Sepultura doing now? Are they alive?

>octopus
That shit taste like rubber. Replace with some nice bacon or gtfo

Then godspeed user, wish i was anywhere near finishing mine to gtfo to somewhere colder.

WHERE'S TRAJES FATAIS, BRAZIL? YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE TRAJES FATAIS

youtube.com/watch?v=DXpYvrX9_uw

>that song at 0:41
nice
youtube.com/watch?v=H1_AtP6xD34

Retarded sheep.

I DUNNO WHAT HAPPENED
I'M WAITING FOR IT TOO
have you played the latest Steam beta btw?

Not my fault you don't know how to cook it or don't have access to good source material.

But it looks good.

O que você está fazendo? EE aqui

No, didn't even know there was a Steam beta. Last time I heard from the game, they had ditched the one-button controls.

I was making a game with a female friend, but she dropped the project.
All i did was some concept arts and ideas with another brazilian friend.
Here are some of the sprites.
Kyle, if you are out there know that i will always remember you

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There's a brazillian game called Unsighted, it's being developed by this cutie(he).

youtube.com/watch?v=YGb7lWMytfY

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>pizza with seafood topping
gross

Is that from harvest moon?

looks nice

Who?

Never liked those cunts.

Let me guess: you are not from Spain.

They got funded and the last time I heard they were going to release it this year.
catarse.me/trajes_fatais

You can get your closed beta key here btw
traf.onanim.com/

No, she made the sprites

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Travelling the world doing shows

Just take a quick look at those silky-smooth cinematic fps

Completamente baseado.

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>game dev is a tranny
color me suprised

Você comeria esta pizza?

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bachelor's degree in mathematics

Duuuude. I've never expected to get this new about it in here. Wtf!!! She looks weird as shit!

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>At this point BRs must know more about San Andreas that even Rockstar itself
You'd be surprised
forum.mixmods.com.br/f141-gta3script-cleo/t26-indice-de-tutoriais-cleo-script-gta3script

Estou fazendo uma daquelas lasanhas de microondas pra comer com arroz
Vai sobrar uma metade, alguém quer?

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autistão

what is this?

looks like something a burger would make

uma delicia

looks like a healthy weeb game. nice

amanda ae pa nois

generic indie pixeltrash, as expected from a tranny

>16 bit indie trash
direto pro lixo

ouch, that's some hardcore shit senpai

Isso tem um gosto de sabão com sal do caralho, para de comprar merda, seu gordo.

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filho tou orgulhoso de ti
desculpa mas o pai é uma merda e não piço

viadinho

I was working on ilustrating a horror themed VN (inb4 >not a game) with some mates, but the lead writer had to step out for a while, so everything is on hold.

Working with a small team is harder than it looks desu.

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based

>the BR's modded gta so much they mastered vidya devv'ing.
Well that's one way to do it, I guess.

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>nice, weird bread tho
>0:11 what? That's some dark cheddar
>0:15 ruined

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>puts 3 entire olives on top of it

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nigga, we should just buy renderware already and start making games on top of it desu

that's not cheddar
>confection from Latin America prepared by slowly heating sweetened milk to create a substance that derives its flavour from the Maillard reaction, also changing colour, with an appearance and flavour similar to caramel
i regret watching that video

here comes the burger dumping food webms, for fucks sakes.

vai tomar no cu

Ahahahahahahaha Momodora é Br!? CARALHO!

I know it's not, it's that dulche de leche thing that is UMA DELICIA. But come on, pineapple pizza is already enough.

all sweet pizzas are a travesty.

food for fatfucks

>jogando índios
Eu seriamente espero que vocês caras não façam isso.

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é mas o dev é um whiteaboo fodido que tem vergoinha de admitir que é br. pau no cu do caralho

pau no seu cu porra eu faço o que eu quiser com o meu dinheiro
vai transar virjão de bosta

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Triste. Adoro os jogos.

indeed

These are the only good things to come out of Brazil.
youtube.com/watch?v=0CINlm_r_tI
youtube.com/watch?v=6ODNxy3YOPU

>jogando índios
>pagando por índios mal feitos

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This one looks actually fun to play.
Hope they release it.

>indios
lol

>otaku
argumento descartado

Boas, gente. Como vai isso?

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Eveybody give thumbs up the cutie feels inspired to do a good job!

>meu merdapostaço ainda está de pé no /g/
Aquele lugar está morto mesmo

anime website

Boas amigo. Como vais?

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eae antonio barbosa

não é mais

is this the most famous brazilian game
youtube.com/watch?v=tLbGWYi41dE

>being pround of being a mutt living in a 3rd world country shithole with a literal meme as president

he's brazilian, not american

Catarse não é melhor?

Mods are not enough, now we will make our own GTA
youtu.be/I6_30m_TQ2o

Sempre foi, sempre será e não há nada que você possa fazer sobre isso. COPE

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baseado e vermelhopilulado

>being ashamed of who you are and sucking dick for people who look down on you

simios BTFO

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Pretty sure your president would literally fellate Trump and swallow his cum happily.

make me

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>reclamando de imagens de reação em uma borda de IMAGENS
Talvez você se sinta mais em casa no vemelhar.

>not being ashamed of being a br a favela monkey

Pretty sure you'd fellate anyone, fag.

Mayo on pizza is okay but you don't cook it with fucking mayo

dilata

That game is a fucking scam, nothing but some default Unity assets and some amateur tier models. And they never released a demo or anything like that, not to mention their project is too ambitious for an indie game with an inexistent team. They just want to score some money from retards.

i already did. brazil is shit. brazilians are scum, rude, ugly, uneducated people.

retarded minion

>japanese owner
>has an im@s idol as a mascot
>n-not an anime website
Actual cope.

as opposed to what? half an olive?

Tenho uma namorada e já fiz várias vezes. E pare de colar imagens assim, seu autista.

ñ vc

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PLEASE COME TO BRAZIL

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daniel paladino

No, this is the power of Brazil

youtube.com/watch?v=zeUwj0vaMBc

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>Tenho uma namorada e já fiz várias vezes. E pare de colar imagens assim, seu autista.
caralho anão cê devia ter vergonha hahaha

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Based Sepultura poster

O Johnny eu solo

sliced olives? yes. who the fuck puts entire olives on top of a pizza.

COME TO BRAZIL
O
M
E

A palavra postar não existe em português?

>COME O BRAZIL
FTFY

Bolsonaro is indeed a cum slurping faggot
t. brazilian

t. virjaum

Existe, mas ele está literalmente copiando e colando a imagem no navegador, por isso os file.png

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Macron? He would, proudly.

Why these indie bastards can only steal the aesthetics of old Japanese games to the point that it feel like they directly incorporated sprites of these games into their games? Don't they have a new idea of the world building except adding a few mechanics of gameplay into it, huh? I'm tired of seeing these unimaginative, uninspiring, blatant stealing of other cultures.

they deserve one another lol
>tfw brazil hasnt had a single decent president in probably 40+ years

Our president is so mainly he retired his own asshole and shat on a bag glued to his guts

because shiting is for fags

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Chileanfag here, You guys have the best chicharron alongside Peruvian chicharron

We want to go back to simpler times.

faça sexo

The power of brazil is fit women with fat assess. The most important part of a country is how hot their women are.

>mfw i literally live a few blocks away from the site where this happened

Brazil is by far the most powerful country in the world.

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i cant, i still havent paid your mother for her services from last week
But again i wasnt alone there.

>chicharron
what

>he doesnt know

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Chimarrão

Algum de vocês deixaria um rapaz (homem) chupar seu pau? Comeriam ele também?

para os anões que já tomara, como é o gosto do chimarrão?

piadas em você, minha mãe morreu a uns 3 anos haha

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Chá mate sem açucar.

Back to /int/

Chá maté, mas dez vezes mais forte.

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Em raríssimas excessões, sim.

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É fodendo torresmo

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Eu sei.

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Street Chaves >>>>>> all

youtu.be/49elB8k2Od8

>Algum de vocês deixaria um rapaz (homem) chupar seu pau?
Sim.
>Comeriam ele também?
Não, isso é coisa de viado.
t.Sulista

volta lá pro seu fio de travequeiros, viado

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Lembro de ter jogado isso quando saiu, foda kek

>tfw jannies delete this thread
>all brazilians contained in this one single thread immediately spread to the other threads
>Yea Forums gets overrun with hues

Odallus was pretty gud

>BR
>Prefer niche games over mainstream
>No one here plays them
I'm fine.

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>implying Yea Forums isnt overrun by hues 24/7 anyway

Why contain it?

don't worry, we have always been around

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NO, THIS IS THE POWER OF BRAZIL
youtube.com/watch?v=RiNHpol9L80

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Yea Forums is literally /hue/, where do you think you are?

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QUE PORRA TÁ ACONTECENDO AQUI
UATAFUQUI IS IOR PROBLEM MEN

>mibr

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what makes you think we act any differently from the shitstains that populate this site when its not a hue thread

G L U E

>he doesn't know

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Mutt-complex or just mutt? Anyway: suffocate on a dick.

I like how he did all that shit and nothing changed in the end, they truly knew how to represent our country.

>WoW female blood elf SFX

you really cant hear it?

Isto.

CUM
TO
BRAZIL

C
U
M

Então além de attentionwhore tu é bostileiro? Seu filho da puta, seu jogo é uma merda.

Based, was expecting the exact same thing.

Reminder that Peruvians are the real enemy.

>Ancine
Então eles conseguiram capital pra entregar um AAA, mas com certeza vai sair um indie meia boca.

stay mad.

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>essa cintura
>essas pernas
meu pau caralho

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Isso vai ser mobile, não vai?

Then here you go
youtube.com/watch?v=ihDw8rwfe7g

CHOR@ M@IS E-V@G@BUND@ DE BOST@

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Onde isso? kek

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Twitter da marca.

Influencer, more like cancer.

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No começo era . mas não tem celular que aguenta essa porra toda. O projeto cresceu demais.
Ele fica feio nos videos porque eu sou um autista que não sabe filmar porra nenhuma, muito menos jogar ao mesmo tempo.mas jogando ele é outra coisa.

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>razer releasing that stupid ass note instead of just dropping her sponsorship and call it a day
>the girl's retarded chimping
>incels being incels

Man, what a shitshow.

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>mas não tem celular que aguenta essa porra toda
Aprende a programar direito então, viado. Já vi coisa melhor em DS

>what is optimization

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>não vai ser renovado
E ela já tirou as referencias a Razer das páginas dela.

It's fantastic. She just went full left-garbage, like she always did, and deserved to be dropped in public.
In fact, every single "influencer" or e-celeb in general should be dropped and ignored into oblivion. They are all garbage and deserve to die.

>buying razer in fucking 2019
>chimping out on fucking Twitter
Normalfags leave.

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Tá de sacanagem que essa merda com esses gráficos não roda em uma Intel HD Graphics? Ninguém vai pagar pra jogar jogo fodido assim

I want out of this shithole.
>inb4 monkeys screeching at me

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Is the OP game finally out?

TEM TUDO QUE SE FODER E CABÔ PORRA

>brazil can make better contra games than konami now
Seems like a plus to me. Haven't played a good contra like game since hard corps uprising. Thanks for informing me op

I want this shithole fixed.
Or space travel.

HAVE SEX INCEL DO CARALHO

Eu queria era estar morto.

RÉV SEQUISSSSSSSSSS

>I want this shithole fixed
/vint/ already did it.
Are you blind or just didn't watch the trailer?

Você já morreu e aqui é o inferno, bem vindo

We won't be alive when/if it possibly happens.
Not yet user. Not yet.

Com 1 ou ate 5 inimigos roda de boa.
o problema é rodar com 20 inimigos e mais de 200 meteoros ao mesmo tempo

O jogo é um bullet hell invertido, Nos videos eu sempre uso 1 inimigo pra ficar mais fácil de filmar.

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*has sex*

>Are you blind or just didn't watch the trailer?
Not fully no, because I already knew about it. Yep, I see know its due for next month
Obrigado

Digo que eles deviam ter feito isso sem transformar em espetáculo. Não que essa gentalha defendendo a retardada compre algo da marca, mas ainda é flak desnecessário.

Dito isso,
>synapse perde conexão com a nuvem
>deathadder volta pro DPI padrão
>começa a morrer em pouco tempo
>compro um rival
>posso fechar e desinstalar o programa da Steelseries que toda configuração fica salva no próprio mouse
Razer nunca mais.

>ele caiu no meme do deathadder
hehe

Who here brazillian /neet/?
como foi o primeiro dia da semana, meus caros wagies?

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Alguém me dá o quick correbaixo dessa porra?

É humanamente impossível alguém nesse país fazer um produto de entretenimento sem dinheiro público.

CHOR@ M@IS C@STRADO DE BOST@

VAI LÁ DOAR PRA VAGABUNDA VIRTUAL FALAR TEU NOME, ENZO

SEU OTÁRIO

*Influencer, more like Influenza

Ficou horrorosa de feia, mas deve ter ficado boa de gosto

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Today, any country could develop and deliver a somewhat decent game.
You don't need years and years of study anymore, or a dev studio so expensive you'd need to work for someone else in order to have access to one.
Guy from Stardew Valley built the game alone on a pre-built PC bought on Walmart.

Um cara postou "hmm você tá gordinha em" no instagram dela e isso aconteceu. Gamers raised up (lmao) spammaram todas as redes sociais da Razer e

Postem musicas brasileiras que vocês gostam
youtube.com/watch?v=iG5EnPtpVj0

I can instance up to 250 objects without lag, I'm sure an experienced programmer can do more.
>But 3D
Optimize the materials.

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Ainda tá postando no /agdg/? Já fiz uma fanart do DD com teu game. Sempre achei que o gameplay ficaria melhor pra mobile.

>All that catupiry
>Burns a box on it
>Try to look cool and fails
>3 fucking olives
>Looks proud of it
It's like a train wreck but the conductor refuses to break!

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>thread /luso/ no Yea Forums
>mesmo depois de 300 replies ainda não foi deletado

Os jannies são tudo uns hue sem-vergonha confirmado.

TENHA SEXO

youtube.com/watch?v=vrNTsUcTPoQ

youtube.com/watch?v=syqJAgTQdlU

>Comfy
>Oof
>Yikes
>seething
>cope
>kino
>Based
>Cringe
>Have Sex
>soul vs. soulless
>boomer/zoomer/incel/shill/tranny
>resetera/reddit/discord
>AHEM! ding ding ding! Fuck jannies, trannies and niggers
>It's almost as if
>Redpill me on X
>Hello, we are the X games in X franchise
>The absolute state of X
>Imagine X
>Janny are you okay? Are you okay janny?
>CRUNCH CRUNCH Insert pretentious opinion burp
>What does Yea Forums think of X?
>Did you buy her game, X?
>Shitty thing about game What's her name Yea Forums?
>OH NO NO NO
>Xfags seething
>Xfags on suicide watch
>What went wrong?
>What went so right?
>Now that the dust has settled, what does Yea Forums think of X?
>poo poo pee pee doo doo
>X gets on the server
>Here's your X, bro
>He's in
>Roll a 7
>What is the video game version of insert band or album
>Smacks lips
>Cunny thread
>cute and funny
>I love X!
>Let's write a letter to X, one word for each post
>Is he right Yea Forums?
>CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>What did he mean by this?
>Thoughts?
>Gachashit thread
>Apologize to him Yea Forums
>Explain yourselves
>Well? Who was in the wrong here?
>Defend this
>What's his name again?
>What the fuck was his problem?
>Coworkers start talking about video games
>Refute this
>Prove him wrong
>Perfect X doesn't exi-
>Protip: you can't
>Why does this trigger Yea Forums so much?
>Yea Forums BTFO
>Would you?
>Is he "our" guy?
>He did nothing wrong!
>He/She killed millions
>Will you buy his game?
>Buy his game
>Convince me to NOT buy this game
>Find a flaw
>For me, it's X
>It's up
>Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that it was shit?
>I'm glad we can all agree on this
>How did we go from this...to THIS?
>JUST
>Hold me, Yea Forumsros
>How do we fix this?
>me on the X
>best ass/tits/feet in vidya thread
>20XX...I am...forgotten...
>Video game quote game thread
>brb smoke/last online 569 days ago
>X...home
>.
>I want X to sit on me
>What are some games that X
>Cute feet
>Buy my game
>E-celeb thread
>Eastern design vs. western design
>woah... deep...

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Hue hie brbrbrb macaco macaco

Interessante é que nunca vi tanto hue assim, nem no /int/ muito menos no /luso/

>pensei que nunca fosse ser otário, fui
Realmente achava que o deathadder poderia ser o único produto decente da marca.

11 anos aqui. Quantos aí?

Eu posto la de vez em quando , mas não updates do meu jogo.

Literalmente me recomenda um (1) "youtuber" br bom.
protipa: vc não consegue

>musicas brasileiras
youtube.com/watch?v=TcBYBukjkBY

musica brasileira e tudo merda, tirando angra e um pouco de sepultura.

o que acontece quando seus pais morrem

4 anos
vinesauce

A Dilma, literalmente e não ironicamente, fez nada de errado

/vint/ provou que 40% do Yea Forums é br, e todos os shitposters são canadenses

Pego o primeiro ônibus pra Gensokyo.

Wuant

BASADO

Deus Que Me Perdoe Mas Eu Comeria Essa Pizza

Optimize the calculations.

>vinesauce
>br

huh?

Zangado faz uns reviews bacanas, só.

>Zangado
Cancer tier.

>literalmente destruiu e acabou não só com o PT, mas também com toda esquerda brasileira

concordo 100%

Based

If you're disgusted by this you're a weakling and you dad cries every night because his son is a faggot.

Based. Countries only become great if they have a concerted and ethical elite that guide to towards greatness. If the elite is corrupt, it becomes/stays a shithole.

>Angra and Sepultura

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Não existe. Youtuber é merda e coisa de imbecil.

Você é ou curte youtubers, certo?

>não traduziu tudo isso
0/10 se mata

Brazilian cuisine is the most powerful cuisine in the world.

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I would pay money for this game but would the dev use my money for tranny stuff? If yes I will have to pirate it.

On a downward spiral since Max left.

Isto é isca

Explana. Ele parece ser um cara decente e os reviews dele são bons, no geral. Não consigo pensar em um canal sequer, mesmo gringo, que seja tão bom quanto ele no que ele que faz.

youtube.com/watch?v=lTug5moB8K8

Best brazilian song

Você é ou curte youtubers, certo?
Não sou e nem curto.

>A Dilma, literalmente e não ironicamente, fez nada
fixado

>não faz verdetexto
é novoviado então, entendi

Ace Combat Fan

Eu assisto pewdiepie, ironicamente, é claro.

To any actual Brazilians in this thread, how do you feel about your president plans about fucking up the rest of humanity by cutting up the Amazon forest for short term profit?

Voce ta correto. A Dilma não fez NADA, pq ela era um fantoche do lula. A Dilma era uma retardada mental, burra pra caralho, que obedecia o PT cegamente.

youtube.com/watch?v=dP-0KMjd-dg

I'm not even brazilian

I live in the amazon state and I don't care

First the btwo chink clone now Yea Forums is shilling hues?
What the actual fuck is going on here, did timelines diverge?

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I'll be long dead until anything bad happens so if this is true, I don't care.

Estou pensando em jogar Persona 5, mas eu estou meio triste porque tem um grupo de ex amigos tóxicos que ficam me seguindo por aí falando merda de mim
Perdi o animo de fazer tudo sabendo que eu vou ter esses pés no saco a minha vida toda agora
Obrigado por ler o meu blog

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Good bait, everyone knows this is fake news. Not even the most retarded of monkey would fall for this one.

>he's a monarchyfag
explain

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>Brazil is starting to get their fair share of devs
>Meanwhile in Portugal
>Game dev scene is just mobile games
>Sometimes one actual game dev company is created, maybe finishes one game, goes bankrupt
>It's always generic shit
It hurts.

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>How do you DARE to discuss vidya on Yea Forums??

Que prancha vocês costumam usar, anões?
Pra mim, é /esportes alternativos/

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The president has strong opposition and wont be able to do a fraction of what he wants. He will probably get us gun rights back and thats all.

Even if it was true, I wouldn't care.

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>getting every single human killed
Sounds great to me, a human, who is totally not a spider.

Porque conte-lo? Deixe-o derramar nas escolas e igrejas. Deixe os corpos empilharem nas ruas. No final, eles vão implorar para nos os salvarmos.

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So, does anyone here also misses UOL forums and VT?
They were my gateway to Yea Forums, so many years ago.

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tem vários ok, mas bom BOM mesmo tem o Daniel Fraga e o Clarion de Lafaggot

BASED BOLSONARO

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Amazon is a meme. We already destroyed a good part of the world's vegetation, people just shill it because it's a big natural area that is still mostly intact. And the whole "Lungs of the World" is also bullshit, algae are responsible by 80% of our O2. So yeah, no fucks given. I don't want my country to be cucked just because we were late to the devastation game.

based Naro accelerating the end of mankind as we know it

vai fumar tua cocaina e alucinar, que é o unico lugar que qualquer coisa desse tipo vai acontecer.

MILITARY MAN BAD
ARTIST GOOD

I have watched you leftists crying about Trump since the 2016 presidential elections. I've watched Bolseiro for the last few months. He is not going to ruin shit, so stop whining already.

Atitude holier than thou, e ele é ruim para caralho.

>>mesmo gringo
>Ross the mossman
>Indigo autism
>MrICried because some autists hated my automata review
>African military man
>Star Wars character

sdds 2012

nos temos 0 artistas ou designers decentes
é só programadores autisticos

I feel nothing about him

He was memed in the presidency

What I feel is that my fellow brazilians must be all retarded

CHOR@ M@IS ESQUERDIST@ DE BOST@
Aberrações como você têm mais que se foder mesmo.

Cocaína se cheira anão, de preferência no pau de um travesti.

That's not what he wants tho, he wants to get rid of the illegal exploration and legalize it to some extent.

A arma GEP é a melhor maneira de derrubar o Bolsonaro na surdina.

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Trump also said he was going to build a wall around Mexico.

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Pretty much. Até isso é díficil de encontrar.

É verdade que grande parte das suas dublagens e em PTBR? E a internet no geral?

>protesto de esquerda contra bolsonaro
>queima mercados bancos lojas
>matam pessoas
>protesto de direita a favor de bolsonaro
>se juntam perto do STF, se divertem e vao embora
>os direitistas vao matar todo os gays!
realmente me faz pensar

UMA DELICIA
brb getting mugged / stabbed

ME MACACO
ME ARE MAD AND CAN'T'T'T'T NOT SPEAK IN ENGLISH
VERY DELICIOUS SOPA THO KKK

me fez lembrar disso
na verdade só queria postar mesmo

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looks delicious, honestly gringos just have shit taste

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Eu 100% acredito que monarquia é uma opção mais viável do que socialismo porquê uma monarquia absoluta só requer que uma pessoa seja virtuosa, e o socialismo exige que todas sejam.
Democracia (que preste) > Monarquia > O resto
Mas basicamente nenhuma democracia presta

Mas agora você foi e me lembrou de Pedrão em Civ VI, e agora eu lhe odeio.

Eu me surpreendo com a quantidade de tempo que essa merda ficou online

that looks unironically yummy

>gamevicio

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O que vocês estão achando da "Vaza Jato"?
Acham que o Moro fez merda ou não?

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>Comfiado
>Aii
>Uiuiui
>sentando
>copo
>cinema
>Baseado
>Cringo
>Tenha Sexo
>alma vs almasem
>bumão/zumão/incéu/chiu/traveco
>uol jogos/orkut/bate papo uol
>Ae! dingo dingo dingo! Foda-se os zeladores, travecos e macacos
>Isso'é quase como se
>Vermelhopilula me no X
>Olá, nós somos o X jogos na X franquia
>O absoluto estado do X
>Imagine X
>Zelador estar você bem? Estar você bem zelador?
>CRUNCHE CRUNCH Insira pretensioso opinão arroto
>O que faz Yea Forums pensar do X?
>Fez você comprar dela jogo, X?
>Merdinha coisa sobre jogo O que'é dela nome Yea Forums?
>AI NÃO NÃO NÃO
>Xviados sentando
>Xviados no suicídio relógio
>O que foi errado?
>O que foi tão certo?
>Agora que o pó tem estabelecido, o que faz Yea Forums pensar do X?
>merda merda mijo mijo du du
>X pegas no o servidor
>Aqui'é o seu X, irmão
>Ele'é dentro
>Rola um 7
>Qua é o video jogo versão do inseri banda ou disco
>Bate beiço
>Novinha thread
>bonito e engraçado
>Eu amo X!
>Vamos escreve a carta para X, uma palavra pra cada poste
>Está ele certo Yea Forums?
>LIMPE ISSO CIMA ZELADORES
>O que fez ele mau por isso?
>Pensamentos?
>Gachamerda fio
>Desculpa pra ele Yea Forums
>Explique vocês
>Poço? Quem estava no o errado aqui?
>Defenda isso
>Qual era o nome dele denovo?
>O que caralhos era seu problema?
>Cotrabalhadores começa falano sobre video jogos
>Refute isso
>Prove ele errado
>Perfeito X não exi-
>Dica pro: você não pode
>Porque faz isso gatilhar Yea Forums tão muito?
>Yea Forums SE FODEU
>Iria você?
>É ele "nosso" cara?
>Ele fez nada errado!
>Ele/Ela matou milhões
>Irá você comprar seu jogo?
>Compre jogo dele
>Convinça me para NÃO comprar esse jogo
>Encontre a erro
>Por mim, isso é X
>Está cima
>Agora que o pó estabeleceu, pode nós todos concordar que isso foi merda?
>Estou feliz nós pode todos concordar em isso
>Como foi nós ir de isso... para ISSO?
parei, maldita hora que eu comecei a fazer isso

>hates the state
>absolutely ancap
>tax evades
>makes videos talking shit about politicians
>tells them to fuck off when they threaten him
>sells 99,9% of his assets and buys Bitcoin back in 2012
>is at LEAST a millionaire by now
>federal tax police knocks on his door
>he tells them to fuck off
>disappears
>he kept a bank account up
>government starts legal proceedings to investigate the account
>months later, they get it
>all that he had in it was like R$20 (about U$5) which is the minimum to keep the account open, only as a fuck you to the state

This man is the most based man in the entire world, 100% ethical, and he's a brazilian.

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chora mais amerigordo

Em Portugal não fazemos dobragens a não ser para cenas para crianças. Era pior nos anos 90 porque empresas simplesmente faziam uma dobragem em português do Brazil e exportavam para Portugal.
Basicamente, a não ser que a dobragem ou substítulos sejam feitos em Portugal, vai ser em brazileiro.

seethe

Pizza de macaco

Uma delícia

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don't even start.........

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É verdade que os concursos vão acabar?

>Atitude holier than thou
Nunca percebi nada do tipo. E também não tenho a menor ideia do que você greentextou

absolutamente baseado

Obviamente fez mas como tudo de errado que ele fez foi pra combater a ""esquerda"" entao sua hipocrisia será perdoada por outros como ele

I've stopped caring about anything anybody did after the point when Dilma got impeached deservedly so, fuck PT for trying to use a federal Ministry as an habeas corpus and Lula went to jail.
I was probably one of the like 3 people who more or less liked Temer, too.

>all this monkeyshit
so not only Yea Forums is full of hues but Yea Forums too?

o unico defeito dele é ter aparencia de sojaboy estrogenado.

>uol forums
>VT
cringe

foda-se o bolsokike e foda-se o (((paulo guedes)))

Interessante. E a internet? Acho que nunca entrei em um site PT sem ser eurogamer psh

baseado alem da compreensão humana

nomeie 1 coisa que ele fez de errado

>copo
>cinema
>bumão/zumão/incéu/chiu/traveco
>uol jogos/orkut/bate papo uol
>AI NÃO NÃO NÃO
10/10 meu amigo

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Caralho, coitada da Dubox. Ela realmente sucumbiu ao The Gay

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>ele o fez
o absoluto homem louco

me

felizmente ele faz a barba

always cracks me up, the people who make and play these are always 100% subhuman

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Não.

Ele foi anti-ético, mas não violou a constituição. E como você pode ver, o pessoal que defende essa porcaria está defendendo o fim da única operação anti-corrupção já existente nessa merda de país que deu certo, só por causa de uma cagada no Telegram, então já dá pra perceber o nível de quem quer isso.

Quem aqui a escola o deixou traumatizado também?
Toda a semana eu tenho pesadelos relacionados a escola, e quando eu passo pelo o meu campus antigo eu tenho um sentimento mal.
Literalmente PTSD

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meua migo

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>pixel shit
besides that I loved it. I love contra.

Melhor resposta

>o anão desempregado médio

Também não costumo usar sites em português, não tendem a ter nada de jeito. Mas é a mesma coisa. Se o site é feito em Portugal, acaba por estar escrito em PT, tudo o resto é PTBR.
Quando se ouve um estrangeiro a tentar falar português é sempre brazileiro.

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nossa, ACF, não sabia que você usava o Yea Forums

Você sabe o que fazer

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THE MOVIE

Eu fiquei surpreendido quando eu vi que o Ace Combat Fan era brasileiro
Ele parece ser meio normalviado mas também parece ser gente fina

No, this is the power of Brazil:
youtube.com/watch?v=9gtUbDHpR18

tudo viado

Coitado do Azaghal e da Portuguesa, que desgraça de "filha".

vou fazer uma crepioca
alguém quer uma crepioca?

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Because it's what the mid tier computers here can run

Literalmente mas que porra

nem sei quem é mas já entendi

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Eu passei mais de um ano tendo pesadelos da minha professora de redação na quarta série e até hoje mesmo com faculdade feita eu tenho certeza que eu nunca tive nenhum que me torturou mais.
E até hoje com faculdade feita eu odeio o fato que eu provavelmente perdi a chance de comer uma colega de sala no recreio porquê eu era um bostinha que não pensava no pau

So this is the power of Brazil... Woah.
youtube.com/watch?v=_S3WYRluc0Y

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Negro, qualquer coisa feita depois de 2010 roda SA. Os prectos só gostam da parada mesmo.

Fodendo Daggerfall

>VTetudo
good riddance, the only surprising thing was how long it somehow lasted

In some ways it's still a girl marrying a guy so I hope Azacorno can find solace in that

Caralho, isso é um jogo de 1998 mesmo

>ele nunca jogou Incidente em Varginha
novoviado por favor

Jogabilidade (Formely NowLoading)

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fucking hell, I had no idea there were so many other hues like me in here

Nunca nem tinha ouvido falar psh

>todas essas replies
>quase batendo no bump
>metade do fio é em PT
jannies são huehues confirmado?

Isso sempre acontece entre juízes. Sempre perguntam se vai deferir, se vai aprovar, qual vai ser a decisão, etc. Nada disso interfere nos autos, nas decisões ou no processo. É só o pessoalzinho escroto de sempre tentando fazer merda, com apoio de analfabetos funcionais como

it's his wife's daughter and his wife's son

Só falta o sticky aka grudento

Não vai acabar, vai ser contigenciado. O Estado está quebrado e não tem dinheiro pra esse tipo de merda. Muitos sanguessugas vão ser dispensados, inclusive.

He didn't properly covered his tracks, what he did was more ethically than legally wrong, but you can clearly see in their wording while chatting that it was done in name of their own justice against corruption, which sorta fits with my feelings about such as well, so I kinda approve it

classic

será que se eu postar pizza de queijo o fio cai?

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Vá tomar no cu Zé Pedro.

Vá tomar no cu viado agora eu tô com fome, puta merda

ANÔNIMO NÃO

vai se fuder pedófilo do caralho
vão chutar seu cú na prisão

Only cucks/lefties think he did something wrong

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Brazilians > Amerimutts
t. Uruguayan

O material é ilegítimo e o conteúdo é questionável, já que pode ter sido alterado e o bando de jornalecos se recusa a expôr os arquivos originais e a origem por razões um tanto quanto óbvias. Além do mais, justamente quem apoia e acha que tem algum valor são os corruptos que já conhecemos e os militontos como , cujo QI é menor que a temperatura de São Paulo antes dos anos 80.

>tfw sem nada pra comer
>vou ter que cozinhar uma janta bem merda pra não morrer de fome
faz isso não fio

Literally just contra with strider gameplay

É assim no mundo inteiro, a diferença é que nos EUA os estados dão incentivos fiscais, e não o governo central.

Uruguaio baseado

kek, it literally is. For someone who made a name by making jokes about calling things he didn't like "gay", that must really hurt his ego.

anyone remember a space game with MMO like features that was made by a brazillian team? I remember being like EVE but the project started in the early 00's.

Could be worse and it could be a modded Tenkaichi 3.

WHY YES,IM BRAZILIAN AND MY OPINION IS: OOK OOK BLA BLA BLA OOOOOK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

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You guys have some beautiful women and great football. I fucking love urugayans, you're like argentinians but actually people and not garbage.

O fachineiro está fora de serciço hoje

Based Cisplatina.

I remember something vaguely like that but no names come up when I try to recall it.

Prato Feito vai bater na sua porta.

Taikodom.

yeah, because they're Argentina, if Argentina was small and afraid of Brazil. That's why you guys love them.

este fio foi fantástico

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Rapazes, esse fio foi muito bom.
Foi uma honra servir com vocês
Fiquem com essa fofinha rara

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basado dude weed lmao