What does Yea Forums think of the steamy volcano man
What does Yea Forums think of the steamy volcano man
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CUM, NEREVAR
How do I best play Morrowind in 2019?
>I'm a God, how can you kill a God?
>dies
what did he mean by this?
He's a god.
>man
HE'S A GOD
OpenMW
Post the pasta where user hits him so hard the game crashes.
on a og xbox with a crt tv
His voice is weird, why does he talk like a normal human being, when he's supposed to be a dunmer?
Also, how did he even get brought up back to life, when lord nerevar has killed him thousands of years ago?
>tfw had a dream about Dagoth Ur a couple of days ago
you're fucked
Because he's a chimer not a dunmer
okay but seriously, why does he wear the mask
Dagoth Ur did nothing wrong.
He steams a good ham
Post Dagoths
Almalexia cut his face off.
I thought we were having dagoth urgers
Dreamed hams
what the FUCK was her problem?
What grand and intoxicating innocence!
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kek
Is there an Arthas copypasta?
Mortals should never have godlike power. Even vivec was crazy; did enough mental gymnastics so that he could say his other self killed Nerevar. Also he was holding the moonrock over Vivec city.
Have some Russian Morrowind memes from a thread a while back
Here you go, nigga.
Yeah, vivec was a huge douche
>saves VC from sheo's meteor
>decides to keep it overhead, purely as an impractical display of his might, rather than placing it down somewhere safely
>decides to fuck off from the world in the 4th era
>doesn't bother setting down the fucking meteor he's been holding up this whole time
>causes mass apocalypse of morrowind
If we remove his mask, will he die?
vanilla
One of my favorite TES games. So fucking buggy
is this a meme or what? isn't it hugely buggy and imcomplete? can i actually get 120fps in towns with it on my good pc?
Why is it that sotha sil is all fucked up? He used to be normal right
my man
I think he was fellating and fucking himself the whole time, the degenerate.
*cums through fire and war openly and not by stealth*
serves him right, he trusted a w*man
>pronounced it as sall-triss for years
>realize it's actually salt rice because it grows in salt water
I was kind of a dumb kid.
Don't worry, I'm retarded as well.
>pick good skills, attributes, birthsign
>get a """daedric""" weapon from ra'virr
>blast through the ranks of some guild using all kinds of tricks for getting gold for training
>also checking off artifacts that I need to become a demigod
god damn, i understand looking at alien shit and mistaking it but i was immediately like 'it must be salty rice'
I really enjoy how vivec is written exactly like a god of antiquity ie a huge prick.
He loves his people so much that hes constantly insecure and jealous over them, and has to constantly test, torture and murder them so that he can know if they truly love him back. And when they stop loving them he kills them and drives them into servitude in another country
is there a good let's play online? someone who knows the game in and out and explains stuff
>14 years
elderscrollswave is kino youtube.com
ummmmm explain this Morrowkeks?
MODS
So many fun late nights.
People ignore that he's a pretty weak villain in a conventional narrative sense because of how well his lore in the setting is written, and because of how well his handful of dialogue is delivered.
Dagoth Ur himself, having no real interaction with the PC within the story other than as the source of evil that needs to be stopped, is a MacGuffin. If you had just walked into the Heart chamber and it was empty of everything except the Heart itself, the central story of Morrowind wouldn't really be all that different.
I just figured it out in this thread. At first I was like "Bullshit! There's no way it just says 'salt rice'.", but then I looked again, and then I realized I've been retarded for over a decade :(
you guys are fucking retarded
Quick say something negative about morrowinds game design choices so no not just its buggy. For me it always bugs me that you can start a game and the first time you fall asleep you can be attacked by a dark brotherhood assassin who is extremely deadly to completely fresh character. They should had been tied to a level or main quest point. The other thing that bugs me is daedric armor rarity. Yes I know it should be rare but the extent some pieces are hidden is truly ludicrous like the pauldron on top of an ice berg in the effectively the middle of nowhere.
characters are too short. they all look like squashed midgets
>Dagoth Urgers
every fucking time
>read and know every single detail and lore of Morrowind like the back of my hand
>still haven't played it
Same. I have the game though but I keep putting it off for whatever reason. I'll see if some mods change my mind.
Dark Brotherhood attack is an oversight (it's a way to tie in expancion pack, and you was supposed to install it as a already capable character) so there is a mod to delay it until you progress enough in the main story. Actually, assassins are autoleveled, and they are not much of a threat, they are more like a source of income, and yes, you amass incredible amount of money, this is an issue. Basically, all the Morrowind's game design is broken unless you fix it with roleplaying autism.
same but i said Saltreese in my head
Using MGE, Code Patch and MWSE and the game gets stutter in the overworld, like it's "loading" a new map, and I get pretty low FPSs across the board. Just the other day I was modding Oblivion and that was a headache too. I'm starting to think this whole mod bee's wax is just a huge meme.
I actually liked that about the daedric armor, kept me playing longer because i was always finding upgrades.
Sounds like a chad move to me.
5 years ago I played it for the first time, heavily modded and it sucked because of the mods. I uninstalled everything and only applied bugfixes and now I have over 700 hours in it. Mods such as ones that improve graphics and details are incompatible with a first playthrough. Because of how little the game tells you and how much it relies on you finding your own way on the terms of the world it creates, any extra detail actually works against you and you will have a hard time finding your way around. Play it with the original shit graphics if you want to make any sense of it.
virgin sotha sil vs chad vivec
>sticky
rad
C'mon brehs...
I like applying some shaders, AA, clean water and environmental effects, but replacing the textures makes the game lose the god tier retro aesthetic and turn into some cheap looking blocky slavshit.
>is this a meme or what?
no
>isn't it hugely buggy and imcomplete?
you can complete main quests guaranteed, when i played it a year ago it was actually somewhat less buggy than original morrowind
>can i actually get 120fps in towns with it on my good pc?
easily, you can get that much on a trash pc