How the fuck do you aim in this game

How the fuck do you aim in this game

the bullets just scatter all over the place

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Nobody cares about indie games unless it has some political/progressive/controversial bullshit going on or it's actually fun, and this game has neither

okie

bumping for OP.
I don't like the stupid reply she got

>implying My Friend Pedro doesn't have a shitload of SJW undertones

>game has hispanic name on it
Pretty much sjw brainwashing

when you flip in midair or spin while standing you have to wait til youre actually facing the direction you mainly want to shoot in again or youll just fling bullets everywhere

if you mean bullet spread then turn aim assist down and use an appropriate weapon, the SMGs are wild, once you get the rifle and then sniper itll be a good percent more accurate

>my friend reddit
go

>hispanic name
>banana and gun juxtaposition
clearly a reference to the banana wars. this game must be anti-colonialist, thus SJW.
colonial man good.

The right stick or the mouse. You aim independently of your movement, and if you're using double Pistol or double Uzi you can lock one arm onto an enemy and aim the other in another direction (although if you do that and still aim at the same target you get better DPS).

The only one I can think of is that the villain the game builds up is a woman with blue-dyed hair that is the "Dictator of the Internet" which might actually imply the opposite, unless you mean the stuff in the sewers about how gamers who were made aggressive due to violent games counts. Fuck, as good as the gameplay is the story and dialogue are so bad.

Thanks

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I really like the game and the story can pretty much be skipped by mashing A when a character tries to say something, but there's one big issue I've realized I have going back for higher scores: you can't bring your full arsenal to older levels. I wanted to go back to the first level and decimate it with shotgun & sniper & grenades but I only had Double Pistols. I guess it's so the leaderboards are on an even playing field, but I'd like an option for a separate leaderboard that allows you to bring everything everywhere.

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>implying the internet is competently run by an SJW and they send a white man to murder her
>imply the opposite

all of the extras and modes you could think of are unlikely to happen because afaik it was made by one game and it took him this long to make a 4hour game alone, which is a shame because this game is just asking for a level editor, a Vs. mode or any DLC

I keep seeing the fucking Burger King logo.

Im at the part where you can kill people with basketballs , for some reason i cant stop laughing

man violence is truly funny

I was surprised to learn everything but the music (and testing/localizing) was done by one guy, but sadly you're right. I saw on Steam that half the reviews are begging for a level editor.
>Vs Mode
That'd be sick specifically because the Ophelia boss fight might be the best part of the game. Holy shit is it good. First thing I did after beating the game for the first time was S-Rank it on Hard.

My name is actually Pedro. Should I play this game?

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It's a good game but it won't make you feel special or cool for having that name. Pedro is the banana and he has a couple lines of dialogue at the start of most levels, which are basically never funny.

the infinite sensitivity of gamers and their inability to take a joke will forever be hilarious to me
>violent game makes a joke about people percieving violent games as turning people violent
>REE THE SJWS

Get good scrub!

I didn't read it as an SJW joke because I don't care about that. I think the idea that a violent game poking fun at it being violent is fine, I just think that the way the jokes are told in MFP are really flat and unfunny in general. I was surprised that there was no voice acting since the trailers all gave Pedro a voice. If the guy who voiced the trailer did all of his lines then maybe his delivery could've saved them.

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No, but your friend should.

HOW DO I GIT GUD
THE DODGE THROWING YOUR AIM OFF IS BULLSHIT

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>ammo is fairly limited
>forces you to stockpile or use the awful pistols
>final enemies are bullet sponges that you need the AR/sniper for
>shitty platformer segments that make up most of the final levels
>dodging is weird
I really wanted to like the game but it's kind of annoying
and I can't into skateboard controls

If you look at yourself while spinning in slow-mo, you'll see that your guns are still pointing out and to your sides. You can time your fire to shoot in the general direction you want while spinning. If you're surrounded like in rooms with guys coming out of multiple doors then you can spin to win while firing the Uzis or AR.

is the slow mo required? i was never a fan of using slow mo. i feel more badass killing in real time.

You never need to use it. I'm not sure if the slowed time still has the final ranking timer count normally, but if it does, then doing it with none will probably get you a better score.