How will this affect Nintendo's stock price?

I’m either expecting him to show up like “I’m alright niggas, y’all really thought I was gonna kill myself? That’s some bitch nigga shit.” Or I’m expecting his bloated corpse in the New York harbor.

NINTENDO!

He better fucking be dead. Faking a jump off a bridge is pretty sub human thing to do.

>I’m either expecting him to show up like “I’m alright niggas, y’all really thought I was gonna kill myself? That’s some bitch nigga shit.”
He would go to prison for that.

7 and he's alive

Schizophrenia is a very untreated ailment that has many degrees between "hearing demons tell you to kill your family" and normalcy. This Etika probably had a schizo-effective disorder that made him think and act as a martyr to the people when one wasn't needed.

I also believe the recent rise in transgenderism isn't because of fashion, but because of untreated schizo-effective disorders. The belief that you can be "fixed" by altering your body to match your thoughts is textbook schizo.

DIRE THIS MAN

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wrong

>someone kills himself

>Yea Forums is so fucking tasteless and disrespectful to still make fun of him

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show me the body.

He's now being pursued by the glow in the dark CIA operatives. He had to fake his death to be able to escape and join Terry A. Davis' guerrilla camp.

Pretending to play video games when you don't really play them takes a toll on the brain. It's why this board is garbage.

can someone shoop this to make his hair taller?

He messed up a reaction video or some shit so he's giving up his life to apologize.

Well he’s finished no matter what happens.

it's a coping mechanism user, just let them deal with it how they need to.

Who?

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Bro, I'm what Yea Forums would call a huge sjw cuck and I even I know to expect this from Yea Forums.
c'mon son.

dilate

is it really illegal to leave things by a bridge and go under the radar for a couple weeks?

Please be dead Please be dead Please be dead Please be dead Please be dead Please be dead Please be dead Please be dead Please be dead Please be dead Please be dead Please be dead Please be dead Please be dead Please be dead Please be dead Please be dead Please be dead Please be dead Please be dead Please be dead Please be dead

What do you expect? This place is flooded by edgy teenagers.

At least he'd be alive. Surprised they haven't found him yet. He did better at hiding than I thought he would.

Where is he bros?

Looks like they're the winners in this situation so can you really call them losers?

You should follow suit and kys too.

you ever see that sign on trains telling you to tell the staff about unattended bags.

He ll reveal himself in a big event with a speech about harassment, bulling and depression and the news will praise him for it like it was okay
trust me, I'm Don Ramon

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To join Iwata in eternal slumber.

you mean "kill yourself" zoomer nigger

go back

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He's now safe in dead nigger storage.

here lies etika

he never scored

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>Someone

He has already did this 5 times, that's why no one cares outside his stupid retarded fanbase,if he does then good,he wanted,if not then stop already,he just wants more views

If that was someone noteworthy then maybe we'd show some respect, but it's Etika we're talking about. Now if we can get low tier and that furfaggot to suicide, we'd be actually celebrating

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Give me the microphone.
Listen up.
I'm sick and tired of all you ecelebs runnin' your twitter drama
Every single day you come out here, you make the same damn posts "Trump" this, "Incel" that.
Well guess what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna take my mouse
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click on the reply button
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna call you a faggot
(WHAT?)
A speed run watching fairy
(WHAT?)
An autist
(WHAT?)
A twitch donating beta male
(WHAT?)
A no good fat son of a bitch
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna solve that captcha
(WHAT?)
The one with the fire hydrants
(WHAT?)
The one with the stoplights
(WHAT?)
The one with the crosswalks
(WHAT?)
The one with the cars
(WHAT?)
The one with the busses
(WHAT?)
The one with the STOREFRONTS
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click submit
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gonna click submit
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna shitpost your feed
(WHAT?)
Send all you cringey sons of bitches home
(WHAT?)
I said I'll send you back
(WHAT?)
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
(WHAT?)
CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO

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On the bottom of the east river since niggers don't float

first day on the internet?

If he jumped into the river, finding him isn't going to happen until he washes up on shore, if he even does.

Oh! Manhattan Bridge! I sure do love Manhattan Bridge! Do you know what my favorite thing to do at the Manhattan Bridge is? I LOVE SEEING DEAD NIGGERS AT MANHATTAN BRIDGE.

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That's what he gets for cheering banjo in smash.

Go back to Twitter.

Where’s the crime?

5 and he’s alive and doing this for views

Worried about this when you should be having sex.. baka incels

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they don't have camera surveillance on the bridge?

Maybe dumb retards shouldn't have given the attention whore what he wanted then. He either actually did it or he'll show up after and give some bullshit "Yo I thought about doing it but couldn't so I just went under the radar for a while, now watch my next stream where I sperg out about another character in smash I don't know about goyim."

That rule exists because of Mohammeds blowing shit up all the time

>Says fuck the jews
>"""Suddenly committing suicide"""

Really makes you think huh

>Banjo gets announced
>Etika kills himself
Alright, is Banjo that bad really? Are stevefags seething this hard?

Fucked with 2b2t veterans

kys redditors

He's been a mess ever since that fat bitch left him.

>Suddenly
>the tweet was 2 months ago

Is this real

>why did he do it

Im new to this drama, apperently he did something edgy so thats why he killed himself? what did he do?

Men are only becoming childish so they can better match the intellectual level of women.

>People caring about some attention whoring niglet pretending to have another mental breakdown and suicide.
>Waaah why are people saying mean things online.

When did Yea Forums become gay as shit.

That is correct, my fellow newfag. Thank you and your autism for fixing my mistake.

its a fucking nigger you faggot

oh shit

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>it's guys fault
What a surprise.

B-B-B-B-BASED

Etika's chillin in the bronx right now.

He better have a pretty good excuse about why he left his shit on the bridge to make it look like he actually jump if he isn't already gone.

How long does it usually take for the police to find a body if he jumped in the river? I assume they'd be out there searching. Is there a chance it floated away and won't be found?

Who?

>Yeah, I'm gonna throw myself off this bridge because I'm done with everything
>BUT FIRST, let me carefully remove my personal belongings before I do so
I ain't buyin' it, he's totally gonna pop back up. And then tossed right into the slammer.

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>belongings
>no body
>retards think he actually did it this time

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proof?

bipolar disorder is one hell of a drug

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>*uses birth control pills*
>*has abortion*
>MEN ARE THE REASON I'M NOT HAVING KIDS

Probably mostly swallowed by alligators by now. They might find a bone or skull they can identify months or years from now.

All he has to say is he pussied out at the last minute and was in such bad state he forgot his shit, and couldn't bring himself to go back for it in case the temptation came back again. Done.

He broke up with Christine. Ironically because of her mental health problems at the time.

There is a chance it won't be found

2 month grey period of slow burning mkultra rays.

His reaction to dragon quest in smash

Mental illness

>reddit spacing

the madman

who?

He’s dead.

>gators
>new york

This
He’s just laying low outta media attention for awhile

post etika kino

youtube.com/watch?v=N3kawg79hC8

>slow burn

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why should anyone care
unless you care about literally every person that killed themselves

>he shows a fake sadness.
Pathetic, just like the dead nigger.

if he appears and starts making videos again, then months later does the same shit, there will still be strangers on the internet worried about him

the kicker is she liked him until he scared her off

>le funny fake, black reaction man
>WHY DOES NOBODY CRY FOR HIM
Fuck off

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>caring about niggers

Why would you leave our belongings if you were going to off yourself? Why would you care enough to do that? Also, how many times has this guy pulled some shit like this?

Why not watch a good streamer like Britbong aka Mrbtfo? www.dlive.tv/mrbtfo

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The “he is doing it for attention” argument doesn’t make since because his youtube channel was soaring in popularity with no sign of slowing down.

Dude legitimately is not mentally well. It’s not a PR stunt.

He's literally a nobody.
Seriously, go to your friends house and watch him play video games. You'll see there's zero difference and you're giving your time to something actually tangible instead of this imaginary headcanon shot with ecelebs.

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Too many for us to give a shit anymore

twenty five time

>returns
>claims he'll never kill himself
>tweens give him massive donations
>etika talks about suicide
>Causes panic
>Returns
It's a cycle

He didn't score with one of these costhots?

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That actually does happen, the reasoning is they want to kill themselves but not be found

based sjw cuck

>1 second in
>already looks like a fucking ape about to make the basedest basedface of the decade

Yeah i'm not doing this. why do people like him again

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Robots literally give no fucks.

>respecting some literal who outside of nintendo wagglan shit
Guffaw

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living while black :'(

There's no proof

can you survive downing a whole bottle of sleeping pills?

Why would he want to?

why are you reposting bait articles from 3 years ago

yes. also it will be very painful if you do. it is the most retarded way to go imo.

(You)

He's probably dead. Mental illness really fucks you up.

He actually got spotted today, wondering like BigFoot. He had no baggage, seems like he's just walking randomly, probably still unsure if he wants to die.
twitter.com/MM22YT/status/1142929153144107008/video/1

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>there are people in this thread who haven't heard of exit bags

Extreme manic breakdowns coupled with shameful come downs

Who is this nig supposed to be? Is it e-celeb bullshit?

Nintendies are söys and niggers so they relate to him.

oh he was a nigger, disappointing.

doesn't even remotely look like him.

thanks for putting me on the right path my negro.

can he an hero now?

lmao you're dumb as fuck
twitter.com/EvadeSlayer/status/1142935633956151296

His fans are in denial
There's a lot of black people with the same haircut. Everyone is Etika now

good night sweet kang

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>kills himself
FALSE! he was THROWN from the bridge... by a cop!

Kek.
I love this article because, if you give it a read, you will find something very interesting.
There is, according to the author, an oversupply of marriage-material women now. A 100 years ago, a dude would find a young girl from wherever he could, basically pick her up, pay for the marriage and voila, you're husband and wife. Now not only are young girls more easily available to date, but also career women to fall back to in case you couldnt find a qt virgin higschool teen waifu.
Beta men used to be in oversupply and they were basically kept as a spare part in case chad wasnt into her. Now it's the opposite, you can always pick a christmas cake if you couldnt find a cutie virgin. What is she gonna do? Marry her cats?

>someone kills himself
still waiting for that to happen instead of having people wondering where is he

>sees random black person
>ayooo they look all the same, must be Etika
Fucking racist bitch.

Racist!

So when the thread is just about Etika, it gets removed. But when you put Nintendo into it, it doesn't.
Yea Forumsintendogaf is real.

it's like the elvis sightings

>IMG-20161003-WA0000.jpg
yep, summer is here.

that is just clearly not him. what a retarded post

>le funneh scream loud at trailers black man
>WHY DONT YOU GUYS CARE??!??
also check my 4

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He's got to be dead right?

you should get the hint already and realize that you and your cinematic lesbian simulators are not welcome here

This, he's stuck dealing with radioactive turtles down there.

Crying at the club for etika rn

drug abuse
cult indoctrination
untreated mental illness
the realization that he was 30 years old and making videos that appealed to ironic weebs that were half his age

What?

ANOOOOOOOOOOON

>freinds

wait foreal though, if he shows up, is any of what he did illegal? like making vaguely suicidal posts and vanishing from the public eye while leaving possessions on a bridge? is it illegal to make people ASSUME you've killed yourself for a couple weeks?

all you niggers look the same

yes

Must be side effects from drugs.

drug abuse? what drugs was he using?

It's not illegal to go missing, so no.

>that filename
First day on Yea Forums, huh buddy?

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A-user!?

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If 5 Etika and his fans all die

as if that career woman isn't all used up and jumping on chads' cocks on tinder anyway already
if you haven't found your qt virgin highschool teen waifu you already lost

youtube.com/watch?v=wkjB4fFO7zc&t=339

>Shilling this fake ‘le based negro’
>Not watching MrBTFO

Neck it, my son

I hope he is never found
Or if he is, he is dead and his family sues keemstar for telling him to jump off a cliff

So what are the chances he was able to swim back to shore if he fell?

I never really got this one, why do they not want their bodies to be found?
At least give some closure to your relatives.

he's hiding out in north hampton with the ninja turtles

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEET

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Its absolutely insane how this nigger is able to get the attention he wanted. People and his fanbase were starting to see him as a fucking joke clown monkey but now everyone on social media be like ''waaaah i want him to comeback waah plz be safe :('' and then he gonna come back get 1 millions dollars donation from his toddlers fanbase and leave for a few months again just to comeback when he want more money.

I can't say I fucking hate him because he is a fucking genius he know how to fool all of you kids.

Why are people citing this as indisputable evidence that he didn't kill himself and is just acting? Suicidal people tend to plan it in advance and asking the date on Twitter disguised as a joke is a perfect alibi to not get people immediately worried.

Why haven't they found his body?

>there is no way this nigga is 18
>they are asking for feet pics

Truly pedos are the worst

As opposed to what, faggot? Not like anyone here knew the guy.

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>what are the chances he swam back

0% he's black

>all that feet
Pretty jelly desu

Nice get but your 4 has nothing on my 5

based truth poster, his number says all

Checked.

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>caring about eceleb cancer

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GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH.... GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH....... GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH........ GUH.........

*holds breathe until face turns blue*

SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH CELEBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*chugs entire 40 oz bottle of cocao flavored basedlent while watching my wife get BLACKED*

*watches every marvel movie in sequential order*

*flails arms around madly when my wife's boyfriend gets me a nintendo basedtch*

*mouth so agape my jaw unhinges*

*gets a vasetomy while playing SMASH!!!!!!!*

*whines about how my wife's son plays a fire emblem character*

BROS BROS BROS ETIKA (BASED SMASH POC, BEST YOUTUBE CONTENT CREATOR) IS IN TROUBLE!!!!! NOOOOO YOU CANT ASSUME HE IS JUST FAKING IT FOR ATTENTION LIKE HES DONE 4 TIMES PRIOR!!!

EVERYONE!!! FELLOW REDDITORS, 4CHANNELERS, TWITTER BROS!!!! PLEASE CALL THE SUICIDE HOTLINE AND NYPD!!!!! ITS ABOUT BEING A DECENT HUMAN BEING!!!! EVEN IF HE IS FAKING IT YOU SHOULD ALWAYS ASSUME HE ISNT!!!! PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU SET ASIDE $200 THIS WEEK FOR A LARGE TWITCH DONATION WHEN HE COMES BACK TO SHOW YOU CARE

FUCKING THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN DORMPF GETS ELECTED!!!!! IT DRIVES PEOPLE LITERALLY SUICIDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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He's in a Hobo sewer rape dungeon happens all the time

>tfw you realize that the reason people care so much is that they donated hundreds of dollars to etika and just want their moneys worth of funny ape man scream at video lol

he's literally been put in a straight jacket and taken to a mental asylum multiple times. why would you think he wouldn't do something like this?

He is fucking ironic weeb nigger. Why the fuck should I be sorry for this subhuman trash that is inviting more normalfags into my hobby with his ''XD US HENTAI LOVER RIGHT LOOOL'' mindset.

Fuck off and kill yourself along with him

yeah fuck etika this user right here is way more based

>an oversupply of marriage-material women now
lel, are there retards who actually believe this shit? lmao

I never liked this fucker, and he has done this before.
Don't want him to die, but hope this ends his career once and for all.

Really holding out hope Desmond's still with us. I met him just randomly one time in NYC, he was such a chill dude, he signed my Switch and I gave him an 'IRL' donation of $10. Dude is legit. What you see online is what you get in person, he's such a genuine, smiley, fun person to be around.

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>boy lovers?
>B O Y L O V E R S ?

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Press s to spit on his grave.

S

Actually something estimated over or around 75% of mental illness hasn't been categorized yet and is simply labeled "other" so a lot of stuff peiple think is schizoid falls under that blanket. I do agree theres something fucjrf with the mental health here. The truth is a lot of not most of our countrymen are batshit and beyond help in. What we consider normal is borderline sociopathic in a lot of other countries.

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it really shouldn't be this easy. this is pretending to throw a ball for a dog tier bait.

is etika a pedo?

why is she so popular her face looks like an old man here

Based Ron Damón

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youtubeing is just not a sustainable career. did etika fall on hard times financially?

also what happened to totalbiscut? he grew up and finally had to get a real job? havnt seen him in forever. heard his wife selling his shit too, did he get demonetized or something?

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nice, check my 7

The fate that every ironic weebs deserve.

Death.

even if you're only a marginally attractive girl it's not hard to gain a large audience if you play vidya

a-user i...

his colon got demonetized

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get cancer and die