Holy shit

Holy shit
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NINTENDO FUCKING WON

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OH MY GOOOD NINTENDO I CANT WAIT TO GET BULLED BY MY FAVORITE IRONIC DADDY EEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Based Nintendo. Fuck ethics

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perfect for the switch

why every console support gay?

Switch and PS4 have a shit ton of otome VNs though.

imagine the smell

I can't wait.

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Otome games aren't gayshit

Yes they are.

>there are people with onions face images just waiting to see a nintendo thread

>make game purely to take money from gay people because no ones done it yet
>it actually works and people think its NOT just a scheme to take money from a community of people.

lol

Congrats guys
Now where's my fucking long live the queen switch port.

Just like all of the trash anime games that sorely rely on sexual fanservice.

It's clearly shown to be young girls that will be playing the game and dating dads though. How's that gay? And, most "dads" are men that've had sex with women.

*gays

Post dads.

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not to mention
>e celeb shit
>their main audience is children
it bothers me that no one else really talks about this

salty milk and coins

>young girl
>woman
its pedo propaganda

Otome games are only gay if a dude plays it.

Real gayshit is trash like Dramatical Murder.

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the only attractive dad the others look like they we're made for girls and not gay males

Yes, and nothing gay about that.

Huh, weird that, when it's a game about dating supposedly bi/hetero-leaning men, and the player character doesn't have to be male.

Will she finally transition

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what's the point of a visual novel without porn?

it's a game for tumblr fujos

>dating anyone who has children, ever
The fact that they had kids and didn't stay married just proves that they are failures as human beings. The only exception would be widows/widowers and even then, you're still taking care of someone else's children.

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I mean, her boyfriend already did.

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I thought it was a rape joke

Riddle me this, Batman, what is 2% of the population but also 33% of pedophiles?

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Yes. That's what I implied.

arabs in europe

mudslimes

Did they fixed Joseph? No? Then I'm not interested.

is it wrong that i'm sexually attracted to thanos?

no

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Germany

daddy..

*snaps all panties out of existence*

germans

Yea Forums

Greenlanders. Ironically. For you.

good, i always go commando
I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY

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You think that's bad, I am sexually attracted to emperor uriel septum the 7th

its horrible

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i don't get it
why is there a picture of two young girls, when it's a game where you play as a dad trying to date another dad
where are the dads

Those are the children of the dads I think
Why they are playing a game about fucking their own dads I do not know

their showing the target audience who's it for

i assume the target audience is 90% gay men.

Friendly reminder that this game released on PS4 last year.

i mean it i would fuck thanos if given the chance he looks like a power bottom i even fap to a picture of captain america rimming thanos and thanos getting fuck

The UN.

christian priests.

jews

Fucking garbage cringe. Fuck barafags and their endless shit fucking puke taste

Left atheists

triggered

Kill yourself mentally ill tranny lover. Men are supposed to be manly, not limp-wristed soft-bodied blobs of feminized shit like you. Grow the fuck up and start lifting pussy.

god I wish he were my husband.

the target audience for all gayshit in the west is fujos
marketing this pile of shit as a """"bara"""" vn doesn't change the fact that it's still running along the traditional male/female relationship style irregardless of whether the mc is male or female

sissy lover

>irregardless

oh shush

is yuri also pedo propaganda?

for me, it's mads

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I imagine it must be hard to accept that not all gay man is into bara or a furry

Nintendo wins pride month

modded or unmodded?
either way it's patrick stewart

It's pretty ironic that barafags would be close minded and have prejudice with their own people without even realizing it just because some of them enjoy content that might not have them as their main audience.

Dream Daddy is the most cohesive video game of all times

VNs are the laziest recent vidya trend.

I fucking loathe this game but it's the perfect game to put on switch. the little nintendo soifaggots and journos will eat this shit up

Great, for just a few dollars you get to participate in a symptom of late stage capitalism.

I have no idea what comes after the collapse but I would rather we just get it over with now so we can start picking up the peaces instead of just watching the inevitable death march in slow motion.

where's my "dream mommy" game?

>picking up the peaces
God I hope you die first.

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Ah yes let’s clog the eshop with even more garbage. It’s gotten so bad I actually go to gamestop for switch games

have sex

Is there a version where you kill all the disgusting fags?