SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019

Reminder that this is a bully free zone, be nice and kind around here.

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RuneScape is up next!

Where's Caleb Hart this year?

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RATE THIS RUN

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all friends

good luck with your tutorial island iron man any% run!

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Good luck! Say cheese for us!

Reminder that by showering regularly you are washing away the natural pheromones that your body produces, this is the reason you can't get a gf.

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You can't set a flower on fire.

I look forward to you every GDQ way more than I should.

Damn, must be nice to be friends with like 30 people.

8/10 solid A.

b&

I believe in you

Meh, somehow didn't hooked me. Probably solid tho. C+ maybe

That's the thing. Rest of the body whatever, but the dick area is pure fucking pungent Xenomorph acid that you call smell through snowpants after a few days. Maybe it calms down when you get to 3 weeks, but I don't think I'll ever try.

Does anyone have a list of good Genesis sci-fi action games? I grew up with Nintendo, so I haven't played these games

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8/10.
A.

S

Niggers have malaria?

>Imagine actually thinking you low-T faggots produce any pheromones properly and you aren't just coated in raw stink

Lmao

based and nextpilled

So that's the reason. It all makes sense now. I've been doing it all wrong.

>Nothing but indie games and shit for the next 8-9 hours.

wew

If you're at all introverted it's a massive fucking hassle and you'll eventually stop hanging out with most of them.

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So, anything funny or awkward happened this year?

>Zooming into numale phones

based

>shoutouts to naegleria
dude is banned as fuck.

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The kirby run had a guy with a very obvious speech impediment running and he was doing about half the commentary. More than once someone one the couch asked him if he wanted to explain something and he of course said "YERSH"

Whether or not you consider the announcer screeching "PUYO" in the highest pitch voice she can muster along with the crowd to be awkward or a fuck up or not is up to you.

>this music

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based camera operator

Wow was that a hate symbol?????

Shit zooms, I wanna to see the bald guy dancing

>dog music starts playing

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BANNED

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>cameraman avoiding the dancing autist
based

>remixes
>THESE fucking remixes

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The music is fucking awful this time.

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Oh no he did the evil hand thing

wow did I just see a white supremacist hand gesture just now?

memes everyone this is epic

Hahah they zoomed in on that guy doing the okay hand sign. That niggas getting his pass punched.

WEBMANON WHERE ARE YOU

>Dancing autistic bald dude is still there

Does he not sleep? Or did he just go sleep and then get there early in the morning? I swear, like does he just sit there for 12 hours straight watching every run? I couldn't do that.

stop dancing
you arent even dancing it tune
youre just shaking around
stop

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As someone who has a taste for EDM music, I can assure you, this music is just as bad for me as it for you all. Roborob makes shit music.

While they are setting up for the next game why not stretch your muscles?

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anyone got a pic of sunglasses chad?

How about you stretch my penis

A rank if I've ever seen one.

SS: Rygar
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2

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MSF GOT A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE YAY I LOVE GIVING MONEY TO HUMAN TRAFFICKERS

It does have great sound when done right.
Check this out:
youtube.com/watch?v=YMhJgRFpI5A

what shitheap put their personal MP3 playlist together for this crap, good god

Who wants to help me stretch my dick?

how do you like GDQ so far? you know you want to donate for my pockets

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I just got done running for 20 minutes, I'm good.

bogpill me on the fat retard that keeps poorly jiggling around to music

These remixes are so fucking generic and uninspired.

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he beat up some tranny at agdq while yelling TRANNY FUCKING SHITS. permabanned

Obsessed with attention on reddit which is why he won't stop.

>undermeme remixes

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based webmanon, tyvm

He's the only attendee autistic enough to excuse his presence.

This year has had some of the worst music. They would be better off just playing the ocremix web radio station.

I'm proud of you user, remember to stay hydrated as well.

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Wait this started already?

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He's legit autistic. He was at previous GDQs where he got a little attention for dancing awkwardly during the streams, now he does it all the fucking time.

Why is he dancing?

A cry for help. He wants to get thrown out.

>SMB2 managed to be total shit
What happened? I saw the kirby run and agree with your D rating. Incomprehensible runner and annoying crowd/announcer

Is there a reason they are only using shitty remixes? Previous GDQs have had OSTs that were max comfy

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Where the heck were you? It's been going on for almost 24 hours.

Dancing chair guy is a whole MOOD and honestly I am here for it

DUMB anime

I knew I liked that guy for a reason

aspergers

Webm user still kicking ass and taking names.

He's autistic and just sits and watches every run for 12 hours a day. I don't know if he is with anyone, but he attends every AGDQ and SGDQ. I've seen him before at past year events. I mean, autistic people have no self awareness usually in his mind he is having fun.

NO FREAKIN WAY

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attention

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legit forgot that existed

Ok that was pretty funny

Blame petty and greedy copyright autists.

hes fucking dead

based bluegrass

I chuckled

Twitch and youtube are more anal about copyright now maybe

ITS PC ENGINE YOU FAGGOTS

WHY WERE THEY CLAPPING WHAT DID I MISS

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>new shadman webm incoming

The crowd was even worse and ruined it.

OH MY GOD A REAL GIRL ON THE COUCH!! I'M GONNA NUT ON HER FACE!!

this oughta be a janky playthrough, Ninja Spirit is batshit

He's on twitter and was a smug asshole last time after getting negative feedback for his attention whoring.

Are there any co-op speedrun?

>>>timer

Shadman showed up

Fat guy falling over

Why did black people love TurboGrafx-16 so much

I guess that's probably it.

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AWOOOO

>Howling
Have sex, please.

>Everyone howl when the wolf howls xD lol

I fucking hate Twitch chat and the people at these events. They're all furry weebs and autistics.

>Volume almost at 0%
>Stream is still loud as fuck

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i miss when there was like 3 people in the audience

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GOTEEM

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I would expect they had some kind of sponsorship with OCRemix but it's not listed as a sponsor and also OCRemix probably doesn't have any fucking money.

How much longer until Castlevania?

>random black guy on the couch who doesn't say a word
Why is it always so funny.

who got the fat guy falling over clip that just happened

Based sagume poster

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what in fuck is wrong with these people

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thank you webmanon

Why?

Based vile arse guy

Did I just hear vore? What the fuck

Excellent tracking

Just got home, what did I miss in the last 12 hours or so?

how the fuck?

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>poor man's ninja gaiden
dropped

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I know this guy (I'm a speedrun autist), everyone sort of hates him because he makes everything about liberal politics.

Anyone else at work shit posting and watching gdq?

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>Bald as fuck at that age
>Wears a fedora

Poor bastard

You having fun user?

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the pan to him falling sort of ruins it

>shilling for your own twitter bait

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They have some pretty juicy r34 smegma vore of these Ninja Spirit characters...The runner is obviously a fan.

every time
fuck

What job can you do this at?

Why do the character look like a pirate when he's suppose to be a ninja?

no
i just took a nap tho
make foodies after this game

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LET'S SPEEDRUN GAMES NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD ABOUT! THAT WILL BE FUN!

Based

Thats actually kind of funny

If you see him, can you tell him to go fuck himself from me?
Thanks.

Fucking love this guy. There a gif of this?

Does Turbografix have good games?

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Gimmie a QRD on what some of the decent runs and what some of the totally shit runs were

I like it, it has SOUL

>turbogay-16

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What a chad. Probably went back to his hotel room and fucked five girls.

What does popularity have to do with how fun something is to speedrun?

pls daddy dab on me

white guilt

Nobody cares when you came out.

It's more interesting than kirby/castlevania/mario/ everytime

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Its really not

There's a few to pick up for emulating, I guess. If you look into the CD games, I can recommend Dungeon Explorer 1 and 2 both if you like Gauntlet-style games with a little more direction. Bomberman '94 is pretty cool too, it's the version that Mega Bomberman on the Genesis was a downgraded port of.

>speedrun game no one gives a fuck about
>master it in a day (or less than 12 hours as the runner confirmed about ninja spirit)
>have an automatic claim to fame as the best player of [x] instead of having to fight hundreds of thousands of other people at being the best at super mario sunshine

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The only good TG-16 game is Jackie Chan.

What an absolute lad

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snatcher

>This console doesn't have parallax effects
???????
Isn't parallax just something that programmers can implement?

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my idle animation

RATE THIS RUN

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Name ten TG-16 games that aren't Jackie Chan. GO!

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ORB

>orbshit again

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A LITERAL PIT OF NINJAS

speedrun better games if you're so great

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>speedrun
>pauses for 20sec just so he can do some talking

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who /wagecuck/ here

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WHAT THE FUCK I JUST HAD A SEIZURE.

Epilepsy/10

>Giving people seizures

Dude I swear someone probably had a seizure

Do you prefer long runs or small runs?

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discount gaiden/10

This is a dab. He went too far.

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DIDNT WARN ME OF SEIZURE FAST ENOUGH
LAWSUIT INCOMING FAGGOTS

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>tfw off until Thursday

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not great, not awful, 3/5 average, which is actually slightly above average for runs so far

>somebody is running Specialsnowflakespinner

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I bet they turned into ninja wolves too

waging from home, i feel your pain

Where the fuck did dancing autist go?!

I prefer long JRPG runs.

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Epileptic people don't use computers or have special low-passed monitors

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Short runs. If they are maximum comfy, then I don't mid long runs.

seizure%

>no seizure warning

You're getting sued bucko...

Some older consoles could only display so many layers of sprites/ backgrounds at one time. Depending on that limitation parallax may or may not be possible while also having character sprites.

>Autistic bald dancing guy left

Thank god

Its a showcase, not a competition. you gay weeb

>start seizing
>jerking off 2x harder
>cum when I bite my tongue because I was snarling
Now I'm bleeding everywhere. Thanks a bunch, GDQ.

I love you Tom Cruiseposter
7/10

Didn't Arino do that game on GCCX? I think I remember that ninja pit taking him hours.

God I wish I was a cute anime girl instead of a cute boy

At work watching gdq. Beat the system, by your post so did you.

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why do they even let him attend

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Epilepsy/10

They're all trained seals.

>OOOOORB!!!!!
>PRAISE HELIX!!!!!!
>POYO POYO POYO
>HOIIIIIIIYPE

Hasn't this meatboy shit been coming out for 5 years or some shit?

zankyu

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I'm having a seizure at this very moment

I am dead fucking serious

I would go get a phone, but i'm having a seizure and can't move my legs

This will be the last thing I will ever type in my life

goodbye bros

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Im pretty sure it was the easiest game he ever did.

>TFW working today and tomorrow but start vacation Wednesday and don't go back to work until Monday.

Guess it could be worse.

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It's ok. We're getting real Castlevania after it.

See you tomorrow user

>they keep shilling that terrible looking super meat boy game
Is it in development hell or something? It feel like it's been years now they've been running that ad.

if you didn't recognize every single one of those ur a faget

LOL

Stop slacking Sakuya poster.

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Can somebody give me a quick rundown on that fucking piece of shit. Why does he think he has the right to do this? nobody finds it funny, it's just weird

Pretty soon, 2019

Laughed at this

>This accordion guy
Hey that's that Professor NES guy from AGDQ 2013.

I've seen people on their own stream that will pause the timer in order to read donations. Thankfully these people never get good so they don't need to adhere to leaderboard rules

survival of the fittest bros

Man, his run is going to be interesting.

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i recognized banjo

Gamecenter CX edition as better.

this remix is actually pretty good

A lot of speedrunners aren't all that great at games, so they pick up some game no one else is running just so they can brag about getting world record or some shit.

Pretty much. Edmund McMillen isn't even associated with it, all art is done by somebody else, it's just Tommy doing the coding.

Literal fucking soulless trash mobile game. Just play The End is Nigh, the spiritual successor to Meat Boy.

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PRIZE GOBLIN RETURNS

>tweets about boobs and being a '''girl''' are actually cries for help.
That's pretty sad actually.

He's autistic. People gave him some positive attention for it when he first did it at an event and he's been trying to re-achieve that high ever since; completely ignoring that everybody wants him to stop now.

My boss is into the event. He's one of those ""nerds""". Works out for me though since he has it on in the background for anyone interested to hear/watch.

i like long 100% runs of short games because they usually showcase cool glitches that aren't optimal for any%

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>Darkman
>He's a nigger

Oh! I get it!

>WRONG! This man is deceased.

Bro has got some bear genes. His mom got wild.

What game is it running?

>those hairy as fuck arms

I think he's a pajeet

What does this individual run? I want to see the breakdown.

SS tier run for that Ninja game.

Great music, great explanation of the game, great detail of the console and great memes. AWOO~

Hey at least he didn't call himself Mandark

Commentary is good, game looks kinda cool, but the whole thing doesn't seem particularly hard or impressive. Dude even went out of his way to say it only took him a few hours to learn it.

>Dowolf

Good lord that guy is hairy as fuck. Look at the hairy on his arms. He also has a neckbeard and long hair.

Jesus, clean yourself up and take a shower. I have hair on my legs and arms but it's not that pronounced and visible. That guy must have like Italian genetics.

thats a bootleg prize goblin

Didn't she basically write a suicide note last year and lock herself in a hotel room? She needs to be in a hospital.

What kind of place do you work where your boss watches gdq?

How's your morning been~?

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Honestly I'm even hairier but my hair is blonde so it doesn't look aggressively hairy.

is the prize gremlin here?

where's my boy prize guy

life

Any runs worth watching? Or is it boring pc tranny shit.

>she
>herself

Metroid Prime 2

Reminder that being a "gamer" is a mental illness but being a tranny is not.

Comfy. And yours based yuuka poster?

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metroid 2: boobs
tonight at midnight

Its kinda funny how gaming can be a mental illness, but that being suicidal tranny isnt.

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Normies get interested when you tell them it's video games for charity. But then they see how optimized the runs are. Explaining speedrunning to someone who has never heard of it is sort of like telling someone about untold suffering in Africa or trying to convince someone that they live inside the Matrix.

Pretty shitty I wish McDonald's used real bagels.

They unleashed him at the start.

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Aww I'm gonna be in bed because I have work tomorrow morning. I won't be able to watch it.

Perfect. I can't wait

imagine being pajeet and calling yourself curry thunder, then being mad at white people

I didn't hear a single thing about this. I have no idea who this even is.

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Literally no one in the whole multiverse:

Yea Forums - Yea Forums: REEEEEE FUCK TRANNIES DILATE DILATE DILATE GAS THE TRANNIES SIEG HIEL 88 REEEEEEEE TRANNIES ARE MENTALLY ILL

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>35 minutes behind schedule
>lets have an interview with twitter questions
Nigga come the fuck on.

>What kind of place do you work where your boss watches gdq?
I'm a head pharmacy tech. Our lead pharmacist brings in his lap top and like I said, runs it in the background on the counter.

Who gives a shit, it's not like it's a run thousands of people are in on and it's some super competitive speedrun. The whole run was literally 10 minutes long, he might as well take some time to fuck around.

I just got home from work and had a fruit salad so it's been a nice morning

Holy fuck your bait is spoiled oh fuck

F

Pajeets are the niggers of Asia

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Nervous. I just got a job interview. I hope I don't mess it up

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No one:

Absolutely no one:

Me:based

>boobgirl's run will be late midnight for me
thank god

dilate

What else would they use?

This interview is awful. The host is trash.

I really feel bad for trannies, this is not okay and I don't think people reinforcing their delusion is either.

How long does adderall take to wear off?

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Trannies: *hanging from bedroom ceiling*

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Literally no one in the whole multiverse:

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This game sounds like shit.

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>>>trash

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Unteroffizier Krüger: I stay dirty for a reason. If you've been in the field as long as I've been, you'd know why.

Sargeant Steiner: Explain.

Unteroffizier Krüger: Natural body oils, combined with dirt, can keep you waterproof

reminder to eat your oats fellas

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He's maybe the most based cast member

god that puyo shit is the worst thing imaginable

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hes usually really quiet during runs, so you arent missing anything

Gotta try and hide tech incompetence.

>"we're scared too"
what the actual fuck

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is there an application form i sign sign out so i can live inside of proto's head too?

2 days

It's fun

All I have to eat is cereal and out of milk.

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not a mental illness bigot

Somebody told me this would be a great place to find a bf >\\\<

C-can I add any of you on discord? :3

Around an hour is pretty good. If it's some kind of collectathon or something with a lot of unique levels or encounters like Mario 64 or Banjo, even longer is nice too. A short run that's over in 15 minutes or less almost isn't even worth it. If it's 5 minutes or something why even bother watching it, half the run is going to be loading screens and menus and cutscenes.

A piece of bagel shaped white bread is not the same thing as a bagel.

Someone decipher this for me

>3 hour long Borderlands 2 speedrun
Why? That's like my whole night what an awful choice

Do your best, know Yea Forums is rooting for you.

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Nigga is hairy as fuck. Mom must have fucked a bear.

Fuckin handle it

even if you mess up it will be a good experience for your next interview

Good luck breh

Have the trannies showed up yet?

I havnt seen any.

Woke up about three hours ago and did nothing besides drinking a glass of milk and listening to some music.

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I know but still, there'll most likely be some webms of xer

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Just embrace the NEET life

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>Faggot couple on the couch

OH BOY HERE WE GO

>people with more than 1 or 2 (3 at most) tulpas
These people are a joke of the tulpa community.

they're all itt engaging in casual erp and avatar-faggotry

blacks and latinos are too busy killing each other to worry about killing themselves

You'll have to obsess over someone else

>the year of our lord
>our lord
fucking racist xenophobic transphobic shitlord.
ban him.

Quit wage cucking about 2 months ago, gonna keep doing the NEET thing for another month or so. I'll wageslave for another year or two and get some big savings and go back to being a NEET again. Been doing this shit for the last 10 years.

A friend came over with weed, smoked the weed and had a panic attack.

have a study question user
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridge_and_torch_problem

>Twitter meme

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Tranny faggots or vanilla faggots?

Absolutetly nothing gay about embracing your bro

Because I have to close tonight and thank god I don't have to worry about missing actually good runs

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>an anime game
>it's just generic pixelart

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I'm going to destroy you.

That dude is super gay. Listen to him talk, unless he has a really feminine high pitched voice naturally.

so what are you guys playing?

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thats what you get for being a degenerate

is that half coordinated on the couch? God, i love that guy.

Are those homosexuals on the couch?

W-what are you laughing at x.x

Be my bf! ^~^

>Indieshit that I've never heard of and I know all major and minor games
35 minutes is 30 minutes to long for this shit

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>Trannies: *hanging from bedroom ceiling*
>Everybody else:
improved
normalfags suck at memeing, try not to copy them verbatim

I don't play videogames

how do you afford to quit? autismbux?

good luck my dude

Looks like vanilla fags to me. Just two gay guys.

Nothing. Just reading some manga between runs.

Kappapride

>pixel shit

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>doesn't know about STFU
exposing yourself user

Dragon Quest III to celebrate based Loto getting into Smash

I WANT A BOYFRIEND

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Shit we might have to go back to making fun of neckbears. This is a fucking tragedy.

what manga you reading? i'm reading OUT and demon slayer

Hehe yea.. you are just as cute as the pictures you post *gives you a cheeky wink*

Did you put Yea Forums as one of your references? I'll praise you a bunch.

You know, joking to be gay can be funny if it's brief between bros, but this is getting pretty faggy at this point.

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Aren't their arms going to get tired?

UK

What happened with duck tales 2?

Two Saints in a box!

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Is trails of cold steel for PS4 worth buying? Is it a good game?

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guess you were snoozing in 2014.

>feminine high pitched voice
>naturally
>on a man
Why is faggot's voices so uncanny? They creep the fuck out of me.

WHERE ARE THE TRANNIES AND THE AUTISM

Super Mario Bros 3 on my Nintendo Switch

Metroid Prime

I hope they kiss at the end :3

The Duke of Death and His Black Maid.

>3hr bordermemes run tonight

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are the couch people the gamedevs or something?

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Myself.

They're probably gay lovers, user. They're not "bros" or whatever people are saying to justify it.

Did the bring the AR-15 this time?

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how much is it on ps4? i've never tried it but i've always been interested if it's sub $10 i'd recommend it can't hurt

Updated for Ninja Spirit

SS: Rygar
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2

Over estimate, easy mode and still dies.

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>orb

thinking about it honestly, being gay would probably make my life easier

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>regular gays

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I want to be in a box with you >\\\

I think it's time for him to unironically kill himself. It's the only way to end the suffering.

IM A GIRL IM A GIRL IM A GIRL A REAL LIFE WOMAN JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER PRETTY GIRLS
OH GOD IM AN ABOMINATION WTF DO I DO

>SS: Rygar
??

You first need to play Trails in the Sky FC, SC, the 3rd, Zero no Kiseki and Ao no Kiseki. I'm not memeing, they're all tied together. If you've played them then go for it, if not then play the first ones first.

I thought transitioning was supposed to solve your mental issues.

>pixelshit
>Pedo couch

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farming delve in poe
serrated fossils are such easy money holyshit

I'm surprised no body has taken him aside and told him to groom his nasty ass goatee. It takes like 5 minutes to not look like such a sperg.

I have a very convenient living situation. My father is a landlord and I live in one of his apartments, so my living costs are basically just utilities and food. I do usually get on foodstamps at some point, which is pretty easy to do when you have 0 income. This all also makes it really easy for me to save up a few thousand dollars to live off of when I stop being employed.

If you're weeaboo trash and like JRPG turn based games then sure. I fucking love the TOCS series. Can't wait until the 3rd game comes to the west. It's currently in the works. I also like the story as well, plus the soundtrack is great.

I would wholeheartedly recommend it.

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It is. As a gay man its super easy to have sex, just open grindr and you can get laid in like 2 hours. Also, no worrying about pregnancy or having to deal with women at all.

>SS: Rygar
did reddit come visit again

Please delete this picture of my wife from your hard drive.

>Zero no Kiseki and Ao no Kiseki
Did these two get fan translations yet?

Game was really fun, but I get eye cancer these days with that pixel salad.

i got done playing games the other day. I'm giving my hands time to rest then going to start on Atelier Rorona tomorrow.

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which one takes it in the arse

Just aids.

No.

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>mad max meets metal slug meets braid
>indie studio
>in game timer
Brace for cringe

Yeah if you like weeb fantasy and turn based rpgs it's great.
Don't listen to because every game all sort of spoil each other, it really doesn't matter what order you play them in

>Pedo couch

???? They're gay lovers, user. Pretty obvious.

Sounds like heaven user, how do I become a faggot?

Cant oat yourself taller.

Also see
Yes. Zeto got one 2 years ago, Ao got one last year. You can find them on nyaa

Doesn't your dad want you to get your shit together? Do you find other people's disappointment disheartening or even motivating?

something wrong with your hands that you need to give them a rest?

>its has a meme plot, don't you want to play it now??

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GET BOOBS!

I liked the Trails in the Sky games but Cold Steel I don't like. Actually made it to halfway through CS 2 and dropped it.
But who know, you might like it wnyway.

You seem to fantasize a great deal about men being homosexual, is there something you'd like to admit about yourself?

God no, that game is fucking awful.

That's cause they kill each other instead.

HES CHOKING

>these people are totally fine and normal, no underlying mental illness.

I remember back when he was just a fat blubbering autist who would go out of bounds in Metroid Prime. What the fuck has this world come to.

Is everyone excited the BOOBED girls run?! Remember anons dont stare at her big BOOBS and focus on the gameplay. Also: Boobs!!!

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This triggers Yea Forums

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>F: Super Mario Bros 2
did reddit come visit again

No they don't. The only spoiler is that Crossbell gets liberated which should already be obvious. Did you also start MGS with 3 or 4? Or any other series that has all their games connected? If you play Cold Steel 1-4 you won't know half the characters or what the fuck is going on.

Your rage boners are showing Yea Forums.
That's halfcoordinated, one of the most wholesome and enthusiastic runners out there. Nothing but love for this dude and for the love he shares.

I liked it, so yeah. Probably not your cup of tea. I've got over 100 hours invested between the first two games.

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Why? Yea Forums is openly gay as fuck

All the tales of games are absolute trash. The people that claim they are good are in denial of their own mortality.

Prostate cancer would be funnier, pretty sure its not removed right?

How could you even be able to tell the difference between so many personalities?

>Hurr it's bromance dude. Nothing wrong with hugging your bro. Nothing gay about sucking your bro's dick.

Fuck off. No heterosexual male will sit on a couch with their arm around another man for 35 minutes straight.

>TOCS series
>not the Trails series
You've triggered me, user.

This dude is choking so hard

I enjoy even the ones Yea Forums really hates like graces and xillia 1

chillin with some modded terraria until something interesting comes out.

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Play the previous games before CS3

CHOKE

(You)

Choking on dick lol

no, its the only way they can still have orgasms after making an axe wound

Holy BASED

Holy CRINGE

That's never happened before
>That's never happened before
That's never happened before
>That's never happened before
That's never happened before
>That's never happened before

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>ninja spirit on c
NO user IT WAS A GOOD RUN YOU ARE WRONG >:C

yeah playing games like that for extended periods hurts my wrists and joints in my fingers.

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Everyone was thinking it

Yeah I posted the wrong meme. Ignore the shit at the bottom, cbf opening up Paint.

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kys

no, I am up next meme

>unironically sharing the same opinions as ifunny
kys

getting my ass handed to me by autists in ctr online, still p fun though

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man that blows have you seen a doctor to see if there is anything you can do to make it not hurt so much

>=Trash

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We should purge anyone born after '94

>muh ebin quirky reference based humor
>glorb
>lel boop
>that's never happened before!
>PATRICK SWAZYE XD
>"hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! " in game form

>1.4 is finally happening this year

wtf i LOVE trannies now!

>hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!!
Now THAT is a blast from the past.

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Yes. No. I hate work much more.

That user was asking specifically if the TOCS series was any good, and I answered their question. They weren't asking about the Trails series.

I heard this year there will be female runners, is this correct? if so, do you know when they are scheduled to play?

This game is about 18 minutes too long for a speedrun.

Gonna be great

my dick is too long for you to choke on LOL

Trash is my 80's waifu.

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>2D
>2D indieshit
>2D indie pixelshit

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What are your tags Yea Forums?

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Based user, fucking love Return of the Living Dead.

Hahaha guys I'm such an anime maser XD

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At midnight tonight. Genuine girl with boobs.

they are talking about erp right?

>lel anime porn jokes daddy lmao xD

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Metroid tonight at midnight.

pokemon -feral

Like the guy who got promoted for mentioning dubs

>.exe
what

Futanari
Dickgirl
Shota
Yaoi
Big dick
Demon girl
Rape
Dickgirl on Dickgirl
Age regression
Dick growth
Sleeping
Bloomers

They'd know a lot about chocolate sauce flowing out of pipes.
.
.
.
Because they're gay.

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Imagine someone donating and calling you "the anime master"

Kind of embarrassing. At least they didn't say weeaboo master.

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nope. i just don't play 'intense' multiplayer games much anymore. it started in 2008 after many years of grinding practice in fps games like unreal tournament.
it's not so bad and not an issue at all for more casual stuff like rpg's and especially if i can use a controller, more oppertunities to flex fingers and stuff.

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In Megaman Battle Network all the robot masters are computer programs.

OwO

It's called hacker language grandpa

You don't know Battle Network?

is he dead yet, did they give him another pitty panel this year or was he not allowed in

huge_muscles
all_fours
small_dom_big_sub
size_difference
abdominal_bulge

>Roll.exe
He better stay away from my wife

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No you nerd

60 on Amazon and ps store. Canadian.

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hmmmm
gonna have to drop a solid fucking BASED on this post

This fat fridge bodied jewish crossdresser is a fucking lunatic. Good thing this event doesn't go out of their way to expose this psychopath to as many people and children as possible.

>"Daddy!"
>Arm wrapping
Dare I say this is the based gayest run?

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futanari
milf

He IS your wife.

>he doesnt exclusively jerk it to knotted pokedick

Not a fan of NTR, but in this case it was fun

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legit insane

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Feral on male right?

I'd just go with Ken-sama.

>woman speedrunning metroid
MUH not gonna jack off all day until then thanks bros

I'm starting to think this whole arms around each other thing isn't actually a joke

it'd funny if the guys on the couch unzipped and jerked each other off and timed the cumshot with the end of the speedrun HAHA

>another GDQ thread just turns into fetish posting

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anal
teen
so damn vanilla

Have fun with that, user.

transformation

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These guys are pretty inoffensive for what they are repping.

This game is fucking gay and these guys are fucking gay and annoying.

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>wolf blimp
Is this supposed to be impressive

nooooooo

I'm in this picture and it bothers me. That's pretty much what my body looks like...I'm a good 40 lbs overweight but at least I don't have giant nipples. My stomach looks like that though.

By tonight she'll be FTM, it's the curse of GDQ.

So what cant a couple of bros embrace each other for just 28 minutes straight without being homos?

knots are ugly my dude
the minus excludes that tag

Corruption
Transformation
Succubus
Moral Degeneration

Makes sense, the west coast is waking up.

>kill the animals

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All the times for this are 4 years old, why is this being run?

other way, user

how do I get a gaymer bf

put down the fork fatty

...

Finally, two men so comfortable with their friendship they can play around of homosexual brinkmanship.

totally fine with this. better than some tranny

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Read it wrong, unbased.

this

nvm i rescind my based

normal gays are objectively worse than trannys you fag

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new thread time

dilate

Impregnation
Panties
Cervix_penetration
Sole_Male+Sole_Female

>child
I bet it was just some 15/16 year old.

nah

>It's another, "mediocre speedrunner tries skill intensive strategy to save 10 seconds and ends up losing 2 minutes instead" episode

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Fuck that was boring.

IT'S FUCKING OVER

>cut him off
dumb idiot

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wtf did we find out? He got cut off.

At least trannys understand that sexual partnerships should be male/female

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wrong, and i want to kill gays as well
but if given the choice you trannyfags are always dying first
ALWAYS

>goes to explain the shitty story nobody cares about
>gets denied

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What, you didn't like watching the guy play a typical indie sidescrolling shooter, but do it slightly faster than a casual player?

>snubing the gays
That's a ban

thats still a child user

wonder why hes not back this year

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Rude

too bad no women will ever want to touch a tranny

new bread

>half minute hero
>speedrun is WELL over half a minute?
EXPLAIN

There is literally nothing wrong with banging 15/16 year olds and it has been okay for most of human history.

It's more important that we plug more ads for sponsors and remind everyone to donate to the European Invasion Human Trafficking Foundation.

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>size_difference

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butthurt over trannyposting probably.

sike

Not him and not defending pedophile, but I don't like how people associate teenagers with children. There is a big difference between 100 men wanting to fuck a 15-16 year old and 100 men wanting to fuck a 9-10 year old. Big difference. Most teenagers are already having sex anyway. 9-10 year olds are not.

>allistic

Is that a tranny or a girl?

Neither are permissible by law. That's the point and why a distinction isn't being made.