Wake up

why would you turn off your modem?

But Yea Forums is what he likes apparently

Russian hackers while you sleep.

There's no big even that'll change your habits. You have to work on changing things little by little.
Use a website blocker addon to kill Yea Forums when you don't want to waste time and do something else instead. Literally anything is more productive than browsing this place, watch an anime, play a new vidya, do something else.

>always been privacy conscious on the internet
>check out my router one day
>made by huawei
Fucks sake I'm so fucking stupid. Now the Chinese know what I jack off to.

>tablet

Get out

>Turn on modem

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>open incognito Chrome

Pussy.

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Because of those pesky neighbors that steal my signal at night

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>incognito chrome
Underage Mexican using the family computer to shitpost about tits on Yea Forums in the middle of the night detected.

>Not knowing I steal it during the day and sleep during the night

why not just a password on it?

why don't you put a password on it?

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you have to eat A BOWL OF EGGS every morning instead of milk

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>password
>on a modem

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I go to sleep earlier than other neighbors. Fuckers be having parties at 3AM
There's workaround programs for that too

Why are you so cute

I am not cute, I am very overweight, sorry to disappoint.

you don't have passwords in your country?

>open incognito Chrome.

Like if that shit works lol

By looking at Yea Forums objectively and seeing how absolutely far it has fallen.
I literally can not go into a single thread without seeing
cope
seethe
dilate
tranny
have sex
etc
Find a game you really enjoy, even if it's a replay of an older game.
Just actually play the game. Read a book, anything. Or at the very least, wean yourself off bit by bit.

Reminder that pics related never reflect a person's look. No, i'm not overweight but still a 6/10 at best

That's why i'm charging my PSP. Finally playing Ape Escape

>modem
>in the year of our lord Anno Domini 2019

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Good job lad.
If you get bored or tired, try another game and just try to juggle those games on and off together,. When you think, "I want to go to Yea Forums" just think of other things you could do instead.

>brown egyptian snek

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I wanna rub your belly.

>it's my birthday tomorrow
>didn't plan any party
>didn't ask for anything
>not excited
>feel nothing

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The only thing I do for my birthday now is ask for the day off and eat sushi and just do nothing at home all day.

Why don't you party with Yea Forums?

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>tfw spend at least 6 hours on Yea Forums every single day

HELP ME I FUCKING HATE IT HERE

I spend almost my entire day here.

YES GOOD GOYIM LEAVE YOUR INTERNET ON ALL THE TIME

Same but on my phone

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>thinking people can break into your modem

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Hey op do you drink milk with one hand or two?

wow its almost like youre over 16!

Why not just restrict it to MAC addresses?

What thirdworld shithole do you live in

>wake up
>immediately open Yea Forums on my phone
fuck me

I'm bored of being bored

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Pretty much every birthday I had as a kid was spent alone because I lived a long way away from all my friends, and my parents worked.
Even now the idea of my birthday fills me with a kind of nasty lonely feeling that I can't get rid of.

>drinking milk
subhuman

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>Broadcasting your signal

>incognito
Why?

Guys wifi signals melt your brain

Not being lactose intolerant is a sign of a more evolved human

Birds are dying and dropping out of the sky because of 5G.

I want to drink your milk if you know what I'm saying.

I still don't drink that shit
you have any idea what those cows eat?

If its wireless then there has to be a password. otherwise how do they connect? Do they run a lan wire to your house?

>modem
>wireless

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>not feeding your skeleton
Asshole

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>tablet
kys.

So how do they connect negro?

Leave your modem off

>modem
>"steal my signal"

I am so fucking glad chokers are making a come-back. God damn, my dick.

Play video games instead of browsing Yea Forums

Play what? No games have come out in 2 years.

Great news, thanks to this invention called emulators you can play almost every-fucking-game from the PS2 era back for free.

I'm 25 so dont have the patience for jankshit anymore.

Why did you remove the bags ?

And yet you have the patience for this board?

>drink milk

Become my girlfriend
Then we have sex every morning instead of you browsing Yea Forums

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>People stealing my modem signal

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