OBJECTIVE - SURVIVE!

youtube.com/watch?v=P6YtYQ5klcc

What's wrong with that temperature?

perfect weather in the greatest city on earth

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>celsius

We have 34-42 degrees all week where I live.
No wind is the annoying part.
At least it's not hot AND humid.

>tfw from Portugal
wew

I sure wouldn't like to be a Sp*niard right now.

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Don't worry I'm sure you can make a BBQ without coal at that temperature. Just need some tinfoil mirrors.

Wtf

Even heat doesn't want to go to eastern europe

>not being core of heat

Imagine not living on the waterfront

Inlanders please go

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Fuck summer I don't want it back.

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F

It's 55 F. He shopped it to C

>Southamerica
>lower temperature than America/Europe

How does this work?

>Tfw at the center of France
AAAAAAAAAAH I'M BURNING

Nother scorcher

good thing it's over soon and we get back to comfy -30C

someone else lives in this expensive shit hole of a city?

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>burger education

It's literally winter in the southern hemisphere

Seasons? Straya must be freezing their ass off too.

God is only mad at the countries that betrayed Christianity.

It's pretty nice but expensive. I'm in downtown a 5 minute walk from work. I don't like dishing out $4,800 a month for a 600 square foot studio apartment but it's better than dealing with traffic

>$4,800 a month

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user please, there are people from poor countries itt.

>dutchfag
>comparing our upcoming weather with yours
i really feel like i missed a bullet holy shit
stay hydrated dude

We're probably breaking records for my region & country in the upcoming days.

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Pretty sure that with 3 years of that rent you can buy a whole ranch in flyover land. Tech worker?

It gets hotter than that in arizona. Thats bitch shit.

Banking

> 600 square foot
> Barely 56m2
> 4800 dollars
Boy I pity you guys

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wtf i'm Egyptian, its always hot here but i've never seen such temperatures before

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We're in the Solar Minimum btw.

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absolute retard

We have the same happening in Rhône-Alpes

>that image

that is the laziest, most cheap counter argument I've ever seen, you should feel embarassed for posting that.

are you well? Do you have brain damage?

AGHHHH but atleast its fine inside

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I don't need any more space. If I had more space it would just sit empty anyway

It was about the price per m2 rather than the space itself user.

a perfect day for a nudist party

At least you have the rhine to cool off.
South of frankfurt we have nothing, except for some glorified puddles

>Baghdad

46 degrees is the least of your concerns there bud.

>moved to northwest US
>my apartment has no AC, only shitty little heaters
Fuck this

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>all those euroniggers without AC

>hot air from africa coming over to my country this week and cooking us
either it's refugees, malaria or shitty weather. what a terrible place.

Stay hydrated bro, we're gonna make it.
I have to get outside right now, tomorrow & on Friday, but aside from that I should be able to stay in my decently isolated appartment and take a shit ton of showers.

>$4,800 a month

>heating up the city even more on purpose
ishygddt

True, its pretty chill next to the Rhine
hope you stay hydrated and atleast somewhat enjoy the weather

cover your windows with aluminum foil and cardboard

Sorry, I don't speak C

hahahahahahahahah

its nearly 40 degrees here in poland and im fucking dying
what is worse im fat and im sweating like i just left shower

You alright Spainbros? Need me to open a windows to keep the wind flow going?

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is this what eurotards actually believe?

That's the normal summer temperature in the LA valleys, and you're only slightly less likely to get shot.

I try as much as I can. The garden is hard to take care of in this weather, but at least the fruits get sweet and juicy

fahrenheit was supposed to be salt water freezing/ice not melting in salt water at 0 and human body temperature at 100

>live in a fucking desert
>wtf why is it so hot?

That's what I did yesterday. Get fucked dumb non-aluminum neighbors

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its something like 2.5x so its like 115f

Its all yours, friend

Fahrenheit is actually better because of the fact that the range of habitable temperatures is significantly larger. Everything else is basically pointlessly different.

try hydoponics

lol i’m paying 7300 a month for a townhouse in palo alto

>nearly 40 degrees here in poland
fucking where lmao
if true i'm laughing at u

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>almost 30 at night
You have my condolences

How much shit is in the streets?

Nah its C°*9/5+32 I think

be careful not to cook in the heat, wh*tes.

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>It's going to rain today
>I have to work outdoors today

Fuck

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>33C
>office has AC
guess I'll just do some work then

believe what? that appliances create heat? or that heat just gets displaced as opposed to disappearing into the vacuum? sure is outrageous.

>later this week there is a high of 90 and then drops to 69 by night time

Can't wait to get comfy

>ITT: babies scared of 35C
oh no no no

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The range isn't any larger, you're just scaling the temperature by 1.8 degrees

Each degree Celsius is 1.8 degrees Fahrenheit, but the freezing point starts at 0 instead of 32.

youtube.com/watch?v=urglg3WimHA

That you think AC units are going to heat up an entire city or metropolitan. That's got to be the dumbest shit I've ever heard.

Not him, but I don't see much in the way of shit during my walks. There are a few homeless, though.
Though, there was one time I was walking along the street and saw a bunch of shit splattered on the side of a hotel with a homeless tent pitched next to it.

JUST HEAT MY SHIT UP
Yea Forums was right, fuck the sun.

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Is this a weather measurement for ants? 46 is pretty low user, thats not even warm out.

well it sure as hell heats up the street if it's littered with AC units

I'll say it again

>all those euroniggers without AC

If you can spend that much on accomidation you have made it in life, congrats

fucking hell how do people function in that heat, I feel borderline dead above 28°C

No shit the actual range isn't actually larger, but the number range is. I can be far more precise with my home thermostat than any eurocuck could because it measures in fahrenheit.

Europe doesn't need AC for the most of the year though.

FUCKING SHOOT THE SUN ALREADY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Not minimizing AC usage
/ascetic/ summers are the best way to separate men from pussies.

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t. Retarded flesh golem

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1. AC units are attached to houses fuckwit, mine is in my backyard.
2. AC units are simply an industrial fan that intakes air from outside and cools if with freon. It's not some massive machine
3. Thinking its going to heat the streets it fucking retarded, i dont even know where you're getting that from

>what is the main

lose weight

>dude just slap an extra heat generator on it
decent ventilation in a properly insulated building is all you need

>46 degrees farenheit
lol didnt know iraq was cold

>incelsius
Hydrate

>hydoponics
Actually I already thought about that. I have to move soon, and then I have to share the garden with my landlord, so no room for this level of self-sustaining. I think I'll renovate the garage for that

Pretty comfy desu.

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we arent fat fucks scared for the heat

I live in Tokyo and your rent blows my fucking mind.

>turn on fan
>it just shoots hot air in my direction

>1. AC units are attached to houses fuckwit, mine is in my backyard.
and apartment building, as well as individual apartments
>3. Thinking its going to heat the streets it fucking retarded, i dont even know where you're getting that from
put your hand on the back of your fridge m8

nah fuck that poorfag

>AC unit is a heat generator because I'm retarded

>not going for a run in the summer heat then coming into your perfect 69 degrees home

Should live in a cooler desert.

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My PS4 is literally melting send help

No I need to gain weight, but thanks for worrying about me.

why would you need to gain weight?

>The main is a side river of the rhine, about 20-40 km north from where I live, depending on where I go

And since I don't have a car, I'd have to walk or take the bike to those places, which is even more of a torture in this weather

rest of the world: are you even trying?

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>costantly over 90% humidity
I seeketh death

Because I'm 6'4'' 140 lbs

This shall be my summer hymn. Thanks for posting.

>put your hand on the back of your fridge m8
Yes, the back of the fridge is hot, while the entire area surrounding it is at room temperature. Congratulations retard.

>scared of heat
Have fun falling asleep in a hot ass room tonight lmao

This shit is so much worse than just hot temperatures. I fear the summer when it gets 90% humidity and 38C again

>96 F
>70% humidity
>trudge through a literal wall of bugs and mist to car
>finally get inside car
>inside temperature is breaking 130 F
god bless the south

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Going to pick up my new motorcycle this evening
This is some bullshit

Point it out of one window and open another in the same room

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i don't speak american but i'll assume that's low
anyways, good luck
i too was a skellington, managed to go from 56kg to 76

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! QUE CALOR!!!

Not video game related.

I got this bad boy and am ready to go.

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>>Have fun falling asleep in a hot ass room tonight lmao
>he doesnt close the windows during the day
>he doesnt use a fan
oh no no no ameritard is this why you're so scared?

jesus

Most accurate weather service?

Where you at moonbros?

193cm 63kg

>he thinks a fan can get to room temperature on a hot night

Sweaty stinky euros goddamn

Are americans too retarded for decimals?

>have a part time job that has me working outside
>scheduled in for the entire week
i'm not gonna make it bros

>Yes, the back of the fridge is hot, while the entire area surrounding it is at room temperature.
yeah and the heat disappears, just like that, sure thing buddy
>AC unit is a heat generator because I'm retarded
every electrical appliance generates heat

you amerifats are embarrassing yourselves

Jesus fuck, that's what we call a Leek over here

There aren't any.

you're europe's shithole

>living in manhattan
Nigga just move to queens. You'll live like a kind with 2/3rd of that rent and you'll only be 15 more minutes away from work.

>Any Number
>11% humidity
Weak shit
>
>Any Number
>94% humidity
Real shit?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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46? I thought Afghanistan was supposed to be hot.

I'm not falling for this bait suck my dick

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You cut your dicks as the only "officialy" non-jew country in the world.

I used to live in a small town near Lecce in the south of Italy. There was this old guy who would drive around in his van all day long, yelling "FRESH VEGETABLES, FRESH FRUIT". You could just go outside whenever you heard him and wave, he'd stop and sell you whatever you needed. The entire town knew and loved him, he was an absolute lad, I'd known him since the day I was born and I would hear him yell every single day for 20 years. One day, it was slightly over 40 degrees celsius, my mom stopped him to buy some stuff, about an hour later news broke that he had a heatstroke and died. Rip vegetable man, you were a legend.

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>yeah and the heat disappears, just like that, sure thing buddy

Yes, because it's not that fucking hot. My PC literally runs hotter, it's amazing that people don't simply heat their homes using appliances right dipshit?

I wish it would last for months.

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Why are there ayy lmaos outside?

>actually got someone mad

the nights arent even hot, it's like 40 during the day and 25 at night
+ if you have a fan blowing on you, you dont feel the heat or sweat

F

>t. landlocked euromuslim
Enjoy melting.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>31°c
>room has shit isolation
I'm melting, I fucking hate this shitty fucking season

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>planned to go fishing with my father this week
Guess it's not happening, last time water reflection burned my skin.
I can't even play vidya or else the computer heats up the room.
I want out

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Try living in basra then

It's been hot and humid for the last week here in N. Texas. Got a nice little rain last night so it's cool this morning. Listening to some chill music with the windows open. Feels kinda good

/blogpost

>almost 80 at night isn't that hot
>just use a fan

lol thank fuck I'm not from whatever shit hole youre from

That's why you move to the city center of Frankfurt, where you just have to take the bike and you will be at the Main in 4-5 minutes.

>80% humidity
>Spend all day working around active train engines

Fuck

Feels nice here

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>what is energy conversion

fucking jesus, I knew ameritards are dumb, but you are a special breed

Don't move to Austin when you realize the horrible mistake you've been making of living in your trash city, please.

>tfw california by the bay
It's only going to be 82 here today, then 70's for the rest of the week. Relatively cool summer so far. Get fucked Europe.

better slather that sunblock on.

lemonde.fr/les-decodeurs/article/2019/06/24/canicule-qu-est-ce-que-la-temperature-ressentie_5480770_4355770.html
>BFMTV brainlet.

>paying 1.250€ rent for 46,21 m2
>when I could get half a house for that on the countryside
>but Frankfurt bleibt stabil

Yeah, no thanks.

that's a relatively old meme you fucking newfag

Now you're just throwing shit out to try an back pedal away from the unbelievably retarded statement you made about AC units heating up the air outside

use your fucking head you dunce, of course you don't notice the heat when your entire apartment is being cooled with AC. the inside of your fridge is your apartment and the back of your fridge is the street. it doesn't matter when you have a house in the suburbs but take a fucking block of apartments with an AC unit each and you've got some noticeable heat going. and we haven't even talked about the CO2.

>the inside of your fridge is your apartment and the back of your fridge is the street.

You are literally a retarded person. Yeah dude, an appliance contributes just as much heat as the nuclear energy from the fucking sun. Kill yourself

I'm just wating for the day to die

I am not that user, you dumbfuck.
But thinking that energy just disappears like that without dissipating shows that you have not a single clue about basic thermodynamics

Got AC and solar panels this summer, cooling my home the entire week and not paying a dime for energy.

The sweet release of death can't come any sooner

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I got lucky, when I was looking. Paying 700€ for 55m2 in Bornheim. But the average rent in Frankfurt is pretty insane for Germany.

>But thinking that energy just disappears like that without dissipating shows that you have not a single clue about basic thermodynamics

Again, an AC unit isn't a fucking nuclear submarine. If an appliance can't heat up 3 square inches of space around it how the fuck do you think it's going to contribute to a massive spike in heat outside?

>I sure wouldn't like to be a Sp*niard right now.
1st kys portunigger
2nd This heat is fucking nothing. Anything under 40°C is comfy tier.
t. never had AC in my life

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>42 peak
>too much for ameriburger
lmao faggot thats literally every day here.

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France and Germany are having sex

just imagine being this much of a mutt lmao

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by that logic you should put the hour behind minutes when displaying time since there's less hours (24) than there's minutes (60).

Of course, one single AC doesn't do much to the total temperature in a city.
But I guess your neighbors have an AC too. And their neighbors do as well, ad infinitum
That shit sums to a fairly large amount

stay mad, my house is 20 degrees C 24/7

>That shit sums to a fairly large amount

No it doesn't you fucking retard

swiss here
we're dying

RIP

explains why the UK is very warm. Probably masturbating while France gets banged.

>11% humidity
little bitch

>94% humdity
I would call off work.

>an appliance contributes just as much heat as the nuclear energy from the fucking sun
you said this, not me

>55º
that's literally oven temperatures.

my house is always cool because its build well. Im going to enjoy this weather without shitting up the planet even more, muttlord

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