SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019

Only cute boys allowed in this thread!

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GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL

Should I play Baldur's Gate with the Baldur's Gate Trilogy mod or the TuTu mod?

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I WANNA KISS A GIRLS FEET

CHARLOTTE

dude its monday i thought its tuesday but its monday haha

Your order coming up

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Sites that use cloudflare are down from the outage.

>be German
>can't even give greetings anymore because it's a meme

cable bridges? what are those??

>discord goes down
>was in the middle of looking at furry cub porn
flip you heckholes

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Site has not been down for me at all, it is working 100%

Twitch uses amazon web services.

>There are trannies i this thread right now
Dispite 40% anheros

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I wanna kiss a girl's bumhole lol

Simple.
Websites have different hosting providers.
Cloudflare is a hosting provider facing major issues at the moment.
Twitch.tv is not hosted on Cloudflare, it would use Amazon Web Services instead.

you can still say hello :) it doesnt matter where youre from

Works on my system.

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I don't wanna blew it, but the run is solid so far.

Look at all those white men. I feel uncomfortable.

based esl

ya'll got some cringe?

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Yes I am unironically a transexual, so what?
>Dilate
I will
>lol kys
No, I like my life. I am in a good relationship unlike most of this board.

Stay lemon made

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user... I thought I asked you to stop...

Its been 100% boring since the Rygar run.

it isn't going to be hosted on just one server in one place. that would mean connections from europe might have to be routed to america or what have you. instead several duplicates of the webserver will be running at once, and requests will be routed appropriately. therefore if cloudflare servers aren't fucked in your geographical region, then you will still have access to the site, where as the rest of us aren't getting routed along b/c massive outages. this is a crass generalization btw.

no one asked

post face this instant

>4 hours until castlevania

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The 90's sure were amazing

Man this game's fucking filled with testosterone.

>Fishposting
Peak Summer.

They're a game behind, which one went over?

How does it feel to be a girl who can only do anal because you've got a prostate like a faggot and your pussy is just some weird hole?

post tits and dick

>fun run by a super handsome runner
I approve

Current runner: Chris Pratt

Konami used to be good..

>How does it feel to be a girl
Good

seething

wait a second
youre gay?

KONAMI BAD
KOJIMA GOOD

That doesn't answer my question. That just takes the preface of my question out of context. You dumb cunt.

tech crew is just as bad as ever.

>defending a tranny
oof
like real oofa doofa

Ugh.
I don't know why you came here, but you should leave. If you continue to stay, you honestly deserve any and all flak you receive from these Yea Forumsirgins.

Hello there, bitch. Are you comfortable right now? I doubt it. Wrists and ankles chained. Gagged. Probably blind folded. You are disoriented and scared, too, I would imagine. Perfectly normal, under the circumstances. For a little while, at least, you need to get your shit together and listen to this tape. It is very relevant to your situation. I’m going to tell you, in detail, why you have been kidnapped, what’s going to happen to you and how long you’ll be here. I don’t know the details of your capture, because this tape is being created July 23rd,1993 as a general advisory tape for future female captives. The information I’m going to give you is based on my experience dealing with captives over a period of several years. If, at a future date, there are any major changes in our procedures, the tape will be upgraded. Now, you are obviously here against your will, totally helpless, don’t know where you’re at, don’t know what’s gonna happen to you. You’re very scared or very pissed off. I’m sure that you’ve already tried to get your wrists and ankles loose, and know you can’t.

stay mad virgin

that's gonna be an oofa doofa from me, my dude

Become a cam streamer.

I wish they still actually made games.

Absolutely KINO music

Now you’re just waiting to see what’s gonna happen next. You probably think you’re gonna be raped and you’re fuckin’ sure right about that. Our primary interest is in what you’ve got between your legs. You’ll be raped thoroughly and repeatedly, in every hole you’ve got. Because, basically, you’ve been snatched and brought here for us to train and use as a sex slave. Sound kind of far out? Well, I suppose it is to the uninitiated, but we do it all the time. It’s gonna take a lot of adjustment on your part, and you’re not gonna like it a fuckin’ bit. But I don’t give a big rat’s ass about that. It’s not like you’re gonna have any choice about the matter. You’ve been taken by force, and you’re going to be kept and used by force. What all this amounts to is that you’re gonna be kept naked and chained up like an animal, to be used and abused any time we want to, any way that we want to. And you might as well start gettin’ used to it, because you’re gonna be kept here and used until such time as we get tired of fuckin’ around with you . And we will, eventually, in a month or two, maybe three. It’s no big deal. My lady friend and I have been keeping sex slaves for years. We both have kinky hang-ups involving rape, dungeon games, etc. We’ve found that it is extremely convenient to keep one or two female captives available constantly to, uh, satisfy our particular needs. We are very selective when we snatch a girl to use for these purposes. It goes without saying that you have a fine body and you’re probably young, maybe very young. Because, for our purposes, we prefer to snatch girls in the early to mid teens, sexually developed, but still small bodied, scared shitless, easy to handle and easy to train, and they usually have tight little pussies and assholes.

>If you continue to stay, you honestly deserve any and all flak you receive from these Yea Forumsirgins.
It's an anonymous board, I will stay just like I have been here years already, who cares.

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look I have a problem, ok?

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Just tuned in. Did I miss anything interesting?

I'd rather be a virgin than fuck a man with a literal gaping wound that just fucking collapses if you don't shove a fucking dildo in it every day.

>tranny doesn't acknowledge loaded question
>get upset by this
dude just fuck a tranny already quit doing the forced homophobia to cover up your gayness thing.

>Toybox posting
Come the fuck on, user.

Tranny's arguing.

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Sorry

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GET BOOBS!

Unironically this, you seething Xtranny

What a nice letsplay.

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WHOA CONTRA SURE IS HARD!
/sarcasm

Who is the girl?

C-Cosmo, is that you?

RATE THIS RUN

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You're not the only one...

real boomer hours

anime is bad and makes you unappealing as a romantic partner

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How about you stop projecting your insecurity about being an open faggot on me, cunt.

9/10

3/5

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As expected I guess

7/10

>Bunch of runs with no real skips or timesaves
Why even bother

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Solid B
Good run, okay commentary, no chokes

I'd give it an A.

C'mon guys stop making fun of the transexuals. It's rude to make fun of the terminally ill.

'Bout what?

C

>Mrs. FCJ2000
9/10

give me full sauce user please

cringe. Grow up.

>white men
>actual female

What is this?
Have they finally exterminated the T virus?

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was comfy enough
mic should have been louder
i guess they should have powered up the audio you can say haha

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Don't stay still for a long run, get up and stretch those muscles!

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It was a ok lets play

finally, some cute fucking feet

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No tranny's on sight. Good.

pointing out clear context is not projection, you can't hide behind argument by assertion forever.

BASED WII FIT POSTER IS BACK
YESSSSSSSSSS

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anime isnt cute though?

they've all moved here now. Because we give them attention.

god bless you user, sank you

>Richaadeb
aww yis

>terminally ill
you're not very good at english are you?

Display of skills. Isnt that what people want? I rather take skill run over some game that is broken down to a point where you walkthrough walls and shit

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you are one big fag, you faggy faggot

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>discord down
>large migration happening

I want to watch the Bloodstained run but I'm still not done with the game and don't want to get spoiled
I just beat the mirror rays boss, you guys think I have enough time to beat the game until then?

>dude
>buttrock my chiptune

That guy opening and closing his mouth for 10 seconds behind the next games being shown is the most interesting that has happened in the past 2 hours.

Why do all the remixes sound the fucking same?

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>spectrum
heh.

dance autist is back!

Updated

SS: Rygar
S: Streets of Rage
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2

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>not using glitches is more skillful!
keep being bad at video games user. i'm sure people will care about your let's pl--- i mean "speedrun" some day. execution is a meme word!

It's the shirt wafter

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user, I...

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JONATHAN

Well, the illness is terminal... They will die from it, in some form or another.

Shovel knight has a lot of good remixes.

Same reason why elevator music sounds samey. Most people couldn't do a good remix if their lives depended on it.

dude is banging to the tune

Seems fitting considering most trannies either change back or kill themselves.

>Jazz hands

Why change gender instead of accepting that you can be a male/female with different interests/personality? Unironic question. I want to understand how others came to a different conclusion from "gender norms are societal bullshit and I can still be a male that likes girly shit"

>Contra 3 guy didn't thank his wife after the run
Uhhhh.... he was only able to do that because of his wife!?
youtube.com/watch?v=oy1KPxRWL1g

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>that'll be $25k + tip

this

>that dancing guy
God bless him, he just doesn't care, I envy him

Marble Madness was extremely boring and so was everything after Rygar up to this point.

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Nigga vvvvv speedruns are cool as hell, compare that shit to portal 2 run on this marathon and you get what i mean with skill

"mental illness" is what you wanted. you're like a racist that doesn't know his derogatory terms. fuckin embarrassing.
>lmao 40%!
that's not even half if you take that stupid meme seriously (which you shouldn't, retard. only a fool takes anything said on Yea Forums as fact).

What are you on about? He's a streamer doing it for advertisement. Quench optimism.

Why is Rygar ranked SS? Because of the cringe puns right?

And you can't simply continue to argue some Freudian nonsense about how people hate fags because they're actually gay just because it makes you feel all smug about yourself. Your "clear context" is some warped worldview where nobody has reason to hate anybody and it's all just some kneejerk "No I'm not!" embarrassment.

Kojima ruined literally everything

uh, no, he cares
thats why he chooses to sit right in the center where hes on camera, he wants people to see him

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You're in the minority, bitter cunt.

no, no i won't. you're operating under the assumption i share your delusion that executing tricks is somehow easier than playing the game normally.

what are donations going towards? I don't want to fund a tranny's operation.

bait harder, user

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This is such blatent bait that only a fool would take anything you say seriously.

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Is that Destiny?

>glorious small sonic man on the couch
SSS incoming.

RUNNER IS HYPED! THIS IS THE ENERGY WE NEED!

thanks for ruining this wholesome moment

mike uyama's yacht fund

Human trafficking

>Why change gender instead of accepting that you can be a male/female with different interests/personality?
This is going to be my only reply to you, because I don't want to go too far off topic, but I'd like to respond.
It's because my self image is that of a female. When I picture myself, the image that comes up does not match my body.
I tried doing the "just accepting you're male" thing all my life, but I realized it was just keeping me stuck in my bedroom away from others. I don't go out as a girl in public, but being able to accept the fact I'm a tranny in private is enough to help me. I'm planning on doing hormones, even though I'll likely always have to boy mode in public.

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That is one thicc alien soldier.

in practice, yes very much so. my views are aligned with reality. there's large amounts of credible research on the topic. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latent_homosexuality

Oh shit it's this crew!

welcome to vee
now take off your pants

FATBODY IS BACK BOIS

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Kicking it up a notch with the Sega crew. Radical.

it's the ghettocouch again

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>got the confirmation from 2 persons that it was good

when is a fun run being done?

fuck if I know

First fucking day?

Bringing more refugees to Europe.

Nevermind I'm retarded, they're running the one that released a while ago

>modern games will never have this much SOUL

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sorry

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now?

Please don't attack me, I don't mean to upset.
I don't even know what the "40%" meme is...
I also don't know what Dilate refers to in terms of trannies... Please spoonfeed

Those graphics are amazing. My snes-fueled childhood was a lie.

stay mad retards

Its COTM so dont worry you wont get spoiled on the final villain

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which one of you niggers got my mobile ip range image posting blocked
I wanted to post fat titties

Fucking this.

>Tricks

I didnt know abusing glitches and bugs to skip at times huge portions of the game are tricks. Well whatever floats your boat, good for you

>you've got a prostate like a faggot
"hahaha, bro you've got a prostate? what a faggot!"

SLEEP TIGHT HOMIE

alien soldier has pretty thick thighs ngl

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the thing is you are having less and less of your own soul the more you age
games have been fine
let that sink in

>I wanted to post fat titties
You probably did it yourself.

Why is he explaining the controls?

>Please spoonfeed
You dont want that, it is knowledge mortal men were not meant to possess.

exactly 40% of trannies kill themselves according to the Yea Forums fact team. Dilation is what post-operation folk do to keep their new fake pussy open.

FUCK. OFF! Seriously I see this stupid ass faggot hamster weeb looking thing at the top of every thread. I've only checked out 5 threads but it's always there. Do you have a life, motherfucker? Do you wait until a new thread is created.. or create it yourself just so you can get cool internet points for being first? Well you're just outing yourself out as an idiot. Staying awake 24/7 during the entire runtime of the event and doing nothing with your life so you can post your faggot hamster. Kill yourself. Is this what GDQ is like every year? I'm never watching again . Fuck you you turned me off from it.

based. good luck friend

*teleport behind you*

is that dude in the beanie on the c ouch the guy who ran sonic last year?
staff probably wanted him to stall so they could finish setup I guess.

The main incentive back then was having fun, now vidya is just another business sadly
Although if you're willing to sort through all the pretentious and lazy shit, you can still find very soulful indie games

>this game was made by one fucking guy
Toby Fox really can't into art.

Interesting. Somewhat similar but I just stared at myself in a mirror for 3 minutes a day for about a solid year and eventually the discrepancy went away. I'm not you so I can't possibly understand your circumstances, but for me and my friend a lot of it was our dads telling us our hobbies and behavior wasn't typically male. My friend transitioned, I "got over it" and am happy being a guy. Best of luck to you.

>look at me I'm first again xD

That nigga looks like an NPC from San Andreas what are the decent runs so far

man this game looks fun

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>Is this what GDQ is like every year?
yes

so you're telling me you don't actually watch gdq? runners refer to shit like that as tricks all the time. god you're a shitter.

imagine the smell

boss looks like a transmogrified tranny vagoo.

Then how come he still recognize the soul in this game. I lost IQ points from your retarded shit.

Based NAMI, based Megadrivers and I love Fou

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OLD GAME GOOD

>Another lets play on very easy

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This game is offensive

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>that hungrybox shade
Based run

Did you just subtly spoil me?
That part when you meet Dominique in the underground labs was pretty suspicious

Megadrive > Nintendo

what's going on

why are you obsessed with trannys

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Video games.

user I'm not spoiling anything
I'm posting big fat nun tits

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your soul is already gone
i'm sorry

A cool game

>that hbox crab callout
priceless

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>falco on drugs and fucking up the city

>Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
"Oh yeaah, one of my childhood games!"
>Big the Cat
mfw

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>SS:Rygar

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toby was always a musician and a writer more than an artist, and he knows it, so im not sure what you're implying user

just more boomer shit

>they read my donation
oh gosh

Nani

because i can't afford the operation.

False. And about you, you never had one to begin with you damn NPC.

Have you watched previous events? The event is obsessed with them if anyone

>that fucking dance
10/10 run.

i have something for the smell posts

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best run so far

Carry on then, good taste

>entire game filled with fucked up vaginas

How was this allowed?

Nigger there havent been any trannies this gdq.

welcome to the future, old man

there have been ZERO trannys on screen yet every tenth post is about trannys

>having fun
CRINGE

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2nd that

>another 20 minutes of this
I don't think my body can take it

I just dont like the idea that the speedrun is built around one glitch like the portal run where you go through walls which was fucking stupid since it was supposed to be no OOB but their definition of OOB is insane stretch just to avoid some real gameplay tricks just to shave off a minute or two. Its just boring imo.

wow hes fat no wonder he cant sit on the sofa

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You carry on with Bloodstained, it stays great OUTSIDE THE FUCKING WATER ZONE

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Just saying user, it's a lot easier to change your brain than it is to change your body. Hormone Replacement Treatment isn't healthy for your body and will eventually be a poor decision. I respect your choice but perhaps you should attend some light therapy to overcome your mental obstacles. Good luck. I'd contact you on Discord (assuming you're M) but it's currently down in my region.

>he doesn't know
user, I...

Good luck umaru poster! Kick ass!

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thanks to aliens, all sci-fi was fucked up vaginas for a bit

RIP bear.

Pretty fun run

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That's not true. Half of it was fucked up dicks.

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I used to like the Portal runs, but every time they explain OOB it just feels like bullshit. There are several times across both games where any runner even admits they go OOB, but that it somehow doesn't count.

it's a SPEEDRUN, not a fucking gameshow.

aliens (and the art it was based on) was more benis than vagina though

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>skilled runner
>fun game
>chatty couch
>fun
This reminds me of the old times.

This is alright, but its not really a speedrun.

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god i wish that were me

This guy is gonna get banned for his hbox joke.

me on the top

Water zones in metroidvanias can go fuck themselves

HR Giger was a genius tho.

Why can't anime whores be real user?

Holy fuk I just noticed the big black guy on the left. How long has he been there?

part of it is because pretty much every single game is subject to the bullshit of people trying to make arbitrary "no major glitches" or "no out of bounds" categories to make up for their inability to execute.

I'd say that number is an overestimate, but I wouldn't be shocked if it was fact.
Ew... Wait seriously? Why are those facilities being offered at this Gaming event? Or is that just a meme too?

Most no major glitches or similar runs are bullshit just run by shitters who can't do real categories.

Of course some anime bitch isn't a speedrun you fucking retard

that's the issue with a lot of these games, there's very few if any skips or reasons it's fast. It's fast-ER than a regular playthrough but that doesn't make it fast any way but relative to a casual playing it for the first time.

I still can't get over that 3rd boss. Who fucking thought a jew penis monster was a good idea.

Fun game but the run is choke.

and here I am, being autistic about cable management in my case. I fucking hate wires.

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it's all memes dude, even if the memer doesn't know they're memeing.

I hope you seriously didn't mutilate your body

I just like glitchless runs, you like your 5min runs i get it, i just dont find them too entertaining for the reasons i stated earlier

>Why are those facilities being offered at this Gaming event?
They're not, it's a joke.

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I just noticed him too...

Can't we all just get along?

then go watch a let's play. i'm trying to watch people go fast.

Wires are awesome.

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SHAKE SHAKE

>girl on the couch hasnt changes her clothes from yesterday
Ahaha whatva smelly SLUT

god i need an anime gf

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Glitchless and 100% are a different thing last time i checked. You are getting annoying

>game where you play as a thick thighed twink birdboy just fucking up everything

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no. go fuck yourself.

SMELLY WEEK

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AGDAMORNS

Awesome games done at more or less normal speed.

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The no major glitches things are at least easily explained as keeping track of older runs. This is literally them saying no OOB but going OOB anyway.

outland wasn't even a good run

Ducktales had a tyranny.

god imagine what her armpits smell like

what the fuck are you even saying?

not cheating btw

come on user they're comfy

God I wish can smell it

I'm up next, wish me luck!

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haha imagine what her ass smells like haha gross

what the fuck are the bosses in this game

>that monster from pikmin was a boss
woah

I am still at no squares checked. Did I miss anything while sleeping?

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Just CCing to change the lighting. No fuckery at all :^)

I love the art in this game tbqh

speech impediment, edobean and get hype(silence) all happened

why has that bitch not changed her clothes

game almost crashed during DMC
edobean was being obnoxious that should be the middle space tho

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portal had console opening and dancing sperg is back, poyobean was hiding as well

Does GDQ actually have a real issue with filling its rooms? And I mean, do people want physically go there that badly that they can't accept that many? I thought the attendee numbers weren't that great. Especially how they keep Banning speedrunners

you can just go fucking look the rules up instead of being retarded but sure okay speedrun.com/Portal/guide/li8nf

This is unironically a shit bingo board because it's literally just stock drama.

getting into the spirit of GDQ

MSF is gettng shilled non stop so that could be ticked off.

I haven't checked this in a while, does the stream still go
>GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
>LONG TIME WATCHER, FIRST TIME DONATOR
> MY [relative] DIED/IS SUFFERING FROM CANCER, SO LET'S KICK IT & HELP DOCTORS SAVE THE DAY
>MONEY GOES TO THE RUNNER'S CHOICE
>KILL THE ANIMALS
something along the lines of that

its really expensive to go to what is effectively a broadcasted convention for a hobby most viewers do not participate in + ticket prices are usually highway robbery

yes!

>edobean was being obnoxious
when isnt she being a little attention whore screaming out in anime voice, fucking fat whale

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>speedrun.com/Portal/guide/li8nf
>Portals and camera
>Can still go OOB

Well done retard

yes, yes, yes, yes, havn't heard kill the animals yet but no doubt it will come up

Are the the trannies still running it?

No, it's just people dont pay to stay an entire week at a hotel. Most wait for Friday & Saturday to go. Or arent in the main room. It's been like this for as long as it's been big. You can play vidya in other rooms and still watch the stream.

when will the word tranny/trannies be filtered

Thanks user, you gave me something to look into. Now I'm curious about prices and shit. I already have suspicions about what the money goes towards exactly

that horse was very impressive

FERAL DRAGON PUSSY

I just got home. Did I miss anything good?
I hate that I missed 20 min of Alien Soldier.

big fan desu

filter it yourself, retard

Ousted by normal autismos, it seems.

Surprisingly,
no, actually. Not those exact phrases, but I missed a bit after DMC so...

HE'S GOING TO GO OVERRRRR

wat

RATE THIS RUN

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Le memé

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1 SECOND LEFT

>there will literally never be another Treasure game

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I guess not

7/7 Force

Nope the final boss in a pushover

EVERYBODY POINT AND LAUGH!

1 SECOND WE DID IT BROS

4 seconds under estimate
A

1 S E C O N D

Great game but not so fast/10

solid 8

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Would play/10

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this game is pretty kino

5/5
Fantastic game fantastic run

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I watched it/10

i enjoyed it

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since you're too retarded to understand i'll direct quote a verbatim post to make it clear for you
"colored void = inside wall, black void = oob"

8
one second

I enjoyed/10

there was greetings from germany and there was money goes to runner's choice, there was funny family cancer and there was long time viewer, first time donator, user...

Thanks to the runner and those working behind the scenes, glad to donate to such a worthy cause. Put this cancer towards runner's choice!

8/10 clutch ending.
S tier.

Ok run but amazing z leo

triple S out of 10

It's a treasure.

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>no oob
>oob anyways
right, right, continue

S/10

Good run. You can tell runners avoid this game because the rng, but it looked cool.

probably going to spank it to bird femboys later/10

That's an A+ for me.

>MoM
one of us

>Ousted by normal autismos, it seems.

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>4 seconds
A flat one second

Its not GDQ rooms, its people going out to restaurants in town. Ten seats versus twelve seats can be a big deal if you have reservations somewhere.

As to GDQ itself, you'll notice that the main room is empty a lot of the time, but thats because people are hanging out with their friends at the arcade, the practice rooms or even just in a private area drinking together.

That bald sperg still grooving? He's been at it since i went to bed.
Damn he sure knows how to party

>Expected Alien soldier to be a terrible generic addition
>setup was fine, no hitches
>couch is cool
>game looks cool
The only thing bad is the "Supereasy" category and that Voice crack right at the end.
S tier, legit.

Alien Solider is such a cool fucking game

youtu.be/WcxZGKJJz_c

They stopped the timer late

you don't understand that the term out of bounds is context specific to the game, do you? that not all games are made the same way?

He's slaying pusy

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It's a really difficult game when I tried to play it a few years ago.

Why don't mod just sticky this

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fucking based

It's video games.

Peoples computers could not handle it

>mods pinning gdq threads
first time?

As long as people don't go full retard when it's time to make a new thread they don't need a sticky really.

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>what is a rolling sticky?

>Jew nose
>That creeper smile
>Likely called her out from across the room and ran all the way over just to take a really unnecessarily close selfie
Why is it always the jews?

>implying anyone on this board besides us two, particularly the fucking mods, are old enough to remember that shitty awful cashgrab.
if they did they wouldn't be excited for the new cashgrab

Kek

Is that jewyama?

face swap this so I can jerk and go to bed

>lemme do this trick where i go through the wall out of the boundaries of the normal game but its not really out of bounds since im not out of the whole area even when im outside the boundaries of the designed playable area

ok

>There is alien soldier rule 34
Fuck Yeah dude

He gets progressively fatter every year but still somehow looks the same general shape. Impressive really.

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mmm

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your literal x,y,z position in game is still within the map you absolute quaking retard lmao jesus christ. it's not out of bounds because they're not out of bounds! the view breaking is not indication of oob. i really hope you're just pretending to be retarded.

i wanna go in and smack the dancing goofball!

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yeah dude I love generic edm game song remixes!

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That guy is just not calming down

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Pretty positive reception, looks like another S tier run.

SS: Rygar
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2

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Can you stop the MHC, Yea Forums?

webm of the dancing guy in the front row please

daaaaaaad youre embarrasing me

God I want to punch that girl in the face. I bet she smells like tuna.

someone tell that dancing bald guy to stop. Its not funny, its not cute. He was a meme for like 5 minutes last year, let it go.

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I went to sleep after Final Doom, what did I miss?

>go to bed
>all the good shit happens
Figures

he was there last event, i think he's one of those actually semi-retarded people so he probably can't help it

>Tony Hawk
which game, user
TELL ME

>retarded redditors liking the SoR run
one of my favorite games runs ruined by the shitty couch and obnoxious loud nigra jojoposting unironically irl

Keep up the work user!

Have they gotten better with the setup times?

How are you fueling yourselfs today, fellow gaymers?

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>Chair dancing guy's choice

He left lol

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>Donation goes to dancing chair guy's choice
Damn.

leave dance sperg alone

>Video games
LMAO

>there is always on autist in the audience who sperges out
Why do people do this? Do they crave attention this much?

>missed Streets of Rage speedrun

At least Alien Soldier was super fun.

fuck no

Any% isn't.

The only tony hawk game on the entire schedule. I'm not spoonfeeding you.

by eating healthy, you fat fuck

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getting a little caesars pizza because I've got 5.45 and I ain't fuckin queeblo.

Just ate a fucking banana.

peanut butter and chocolate protein powder

prove it

wait is he the devil summoner?

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SITE'S NOT WORKING YOU FUCK

it was cringey unfunny shit user don't waste your time

Giga nigga on the couch

>there is always on autist
It's a speedrunning event, were you expecting anything otehr than autism?

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Only Nintendo stuff gets a sticky here outside of like E3.

About to cook myself some Cevapcici with some baked cheese bread.

The site's been working for the last hour. Look it up yourself.

This runner has the voice of a comedian.

>a fucking shmup
2hu when?

I'm eating 6-8 strawberries cut up, a single banana cut up and like 10 grapes cut up. It's sex in my mouth.

UH
UH
UH
UH
UH

umm, yes, i'll have a loaf of bread with tomato sauce and cheese and then i'll have bread with tomato sauce as a side

the genesis evidently couldn't handle this many sprites on the screen at once

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pizza isn't bread

umm this is false information.

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you missed nothing

who here /comfy/

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>i would not post it
U THOUGHT

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not working for me, user
help me out here, don't be a shitter

I feel like we have seen the same game for 4 runs now.

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her ballsack is massive

Imagine the instinctive fear of the sperg shut in. They are in a location they are not familiar with, surrounded by people they mostly do not know. They know the crowd is being filmed, that potentially hundreds of thousands of people can see them. Fear takes over, they try to make themselves seem likeable or as innocuous as possible but they have no frame of reference as to what they need to do to actually achieve that goal. Thus they flail, like a small child flailing as they learn to walk.

Probably never fucking ever.
Though wasn't there a guy one year who was going to run StB or DS but couldn't go?

Proper any& isn't. I didn't account for speedrunner autism.

>any% bad ending

i lost so hard

>""""""""any%""""""""
>can't just load up an almost beaten save file and beat the game in 2 minutes
fucking bullshit, all categories are arbitrary.

i wanted you to post it though haha

based autism psychologist

i can't keep track of every idiot with a pet name at these events, especially when every poster wants to force whatever bullshit random thing they happened to see as a big fucking meme that i couldn't even care about if you put a gun to my head

he's just another fuckhead with brain problems who can't control himself in public and has no self awareness

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>marinara
>just looks like ketchup

problem with the Mega Drive having such awesome action games is that you never fucking heard about them. I never knew a single person growing up that had played any of these games. I feel like they were forgotten gems people dug up on Racketboy 20 years later.

ADD meds and fizzy water

Problem, Nintenbro?

based

One of the og trannies Withheld ran some tohu fangame platformer in 2014. They even dressed as a tohu.

I haven't had a shower in 3 weeks bros. Do I wash now or try to push it as far as I can?

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>go get breakfast
>come back
>still playling 2d trash

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push it

dont wash, youll eventually get a nice hard carapace of grime and dirt

take care of yourself you jobless sack of shit

Why is Johnny Knoxville doing speedruns

>Runner explaining things that he finishes before finishing the explanation
Damn man.

>No 2hu Lunar night
Do they not run any new games at all?

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fuck normies
i literally haven't taken a shower in months.
people who can't go more than a day without showering are weak normalfags

Okay, I will keep going until somebody says something, as an experiment.

Wipe a wet rag on your ballsack and leave it out. In one day, smell it.

not gonna be fun for you for the next 6-7 hours then.

what do you expect from Generic Shitty Pizza Chain 2

isn't that racist?

stahp, i'm choking on my water

>enter in some speedrunner practice stream
>dude says yikes a lot
>also says oof
Where did that shit started? I cant go anywhere without some retard saying it

Not tranny friendly

What food should i make from 2 eggs and bag of rice?

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>seizure warning
>BOOM

The more Mega Drive games I see the more I believe the console really was superior.

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youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU

egg on rice

calm down smegol

Yes do this. Eventually you'll become immune to bullets and some smaller artillery.

At this point, you might as well push it and see how far you can get before your skin starts to rot

It was. SNES was a meme,

egg fried rice

As you can probably tell from every runner having a huge couch of people to comment for them, the "community" is really just circles of cronyism where people piggyback off of others' years of work rather than venturing into brand new games and working them out.

steam the rice, mix eggs together with the rice and then fry it

Fried rice you dumbo

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How does your junk not fall off at that point? I'm at 3 days and I want to die. Leaving the house tomorrow though so showering tonight.

Keep pushing it though. Become the colony.

i hope you get a staph infection you fucking pig

Fuck. I thought I'd be OK on 4 hours of sleep, then I laid back down and crashed for another 5. I'm getting olderrrrr.

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Fried rice with eggs

Yeah I remember that run. There's been a few fangames even but I would like to see one of the photo games get played.

Mega Drive was the sci-fi console
SNES was the kid friendly console

Ranger X looks like a black chick with blue hair.

>your skin starts to rot
>This is what normies actually believe
The human body didn't evolve to shower you idiot

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Megadrive was the place to be if you wanted action games and beat-em-ups. SNES got all the JRPGs

Why is hard called heavy and easy not called light?

Honestly, do you feel like you deserve to have a shower?

I'm gonna be home for an hour or so and then going back to work. Did I miss anything good?

new bread

spoiler alert, you know how normies are attracted to nintendo now? it was the same in the past!

>I'm at 3 days and I want to die.
I don't mind. The only issue is when I jack off I can smell my dick, that part is kinda gross.

anime was a mistake

Well JRPGs are barely games at all.

>hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is "troublesome transition"

Learned from the movies eh?
Unteroffizier Krüger: I stay dirty for a reason. If you've been in the field as long as I've been, you'd know why.

Sargeant Steiner: Explain.

Unteroffizier Krüger: Natural body oils, combined with dirt, can keep you waterproof.

Love the movie

>SNES got all the JRPGs
Like Phantasy Star II, III, IV, Langrisser, Landstalker, Shining Force I + II, CD, Shining in the Darkness, Sword of Vermilion, Lunar the Silver Star + Eternal Blue, Record of the Lodoss War, Popful Mail,
and more

it's the sound that does it for me:

youtu.be/XKvKOx4uIPg

based camera man giving us more memorable pics for Yea Forums.

ricey eggs

its delicious

i like chair dance guy hes just having fun and im happy for him

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nah he does it for attention
DS Dad and Blueglass were the only good "guy doing a thing in the audience" people

based chill user

based gooseposter

this.
anyone else was just attentionwhoring.

unbased no fun user

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Wait, why be waterproof tho?

acting autistic isn't fun