CTR Thread

>Baby Crash

Never have I been more livid

>But Crash 3's ending

Anyone else saving up their coins for /our guy/ Von Clutch's inevitable release?

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Have any of the character skins for the first grand prix been shown outside of tawna's one?

If that was you as Little Norm on Tiger Temple just now, well played.

Geary and Nash are fine though. The rest are trash.

My one from last thread

I like this game

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As someone who has zero interest in playing racing games online, will this be worth a purchase for solo play? or is it a "wait for price drop"

>not Pasadena
lel

Is anyone even going to be playing this piece of shit when the first event starts?

I just realized something
>Tawna recolors

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obviously you won't, probably because you can't git gud

not really worth it unless you have friends to play splitscreen with

story is pretty short

Terrible taste

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Damn son, I started playing and I', just having the same problem I used to have 20 years ago, I have no fucking idea how to drift properly. Everytime I press the drift button my mind forces me to press the wrong d-pad direction and I end crashing into things, and by the times I manage to do it properly I manage to fuck up thing by crashing into more things.

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>waifufaggoty generals
yeah that's a pass from me

Another I guess problem with me is I don't like any of the characters outside of Balanced/Turning. Have never liked the turning radii of Advanced/Speed characters at all. Just feels completely wrong. I only really mastered USF on the maps that have it in the original in the past 2 or 3 years or so.
And just to be completely fair, I think USF on Deep Sea Driving/Thunder Struck is complete luck if you happen to get past any of the environmental hazards unscathed. I've never done it. It's probably possible on Thunder Struck but I can't seem to build enough reserves past the three swinging things to keep USF going because I've spent most of them dodging the damn things.

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Its one of my favorite ps1 games and im having a blast with NF, i dont like racing games in general and ctr is the only kart racing game ive played besides whacky wheels

I haven't played online yet but I've spent the whole day playing offline and it's been fun, the boost mechanics are really satisfying once you get the hang of it and hard mode has been a great challenge. But if I had no intentions of playing online I would've waited for a price drop.

> black lipstick
goth / latex seductress skin when?

Halloween

Yes, as long as the extend the timer at the end of the race. Holy fuck there's no reason for anyone but the bottom two at the very most to get a DNF

ps4 exclusive

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This shit won't be limited time right? Fuck single player games that give you a limited amount of time to get shit.

nah

This actually looks pretty cool. I'm surprised

It's a good question. The video game playerbase lifecycle is the fastest it's ever been, so I fear the online will be dead in two weeks.

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No, because they have to get all the items, and yes, it is a shitty loaded question

Nah, they said once the events are over, all the content will go into the Pit Stop.

No, but you're inclined to. Else you'll be spending 500 hours grinding coins to buy everything you missed from the pitstop.

this is my slut wife. say something nice!

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The whole point of things like this is to extend the life cycle. Even if people drop it some will come back to check out the update.

No, people are already dropping it and going back to Team Sonic Racing.

who /savingupalready/ to buy the trophy girls day 1?

That and I doubt most people are willing to learn the mechanics after they keep losing online.

wait where's this from?

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>slut
Don't ever talk to me or my wife ever again

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now do one for Nina

FUCK

SWITCH

LOADING TIMES

The online needs tiers to keep the autists and the babbies in their own spaces. I'm like 101% with tropy unlocked and still cant keep up with the turbo autists who zoom around at crackhead speed

How are we unlocking trophy grilds during the grand prix? All I've heard is that after the grand prix they are moved to pit stop.

Tips for Oxide ghosts?

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I heard that Tawna is through Nitro Points and the rest are Pit Stop.

Just do what you did for N. Tropy but faster

Why didn't you get the game for PS4

idgaf if i keep losing (i do), it's a fun game and i'm going online regardless

I just shitpost here after every race, pretty comfy

quick rundown on that pic and on why does it look like it's a new track?

I can’t take the grindy coin bullshit anymore
When’s the patch to make it easier
Oh wait I’m sorry
When’s the microtransactions, cause that’s definitely happening

There's an entire character for that

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Agree, it honestly feels a bit boring to win 10 games in a row where almost no one else gets to finish
And im not even that good i cannothold the blue flames very long

You're funny user

Me. I bet they're gonna be expensive as shit, like each will come in a 10,000 wumpa bundle.

You should've stayed in school.

it happened AGAIN
an afk guy waited at the finish line to hit me with missiles AGAIN
what is going on lmao

I don't care how hot goths are, the "this character is the same as this character but evil" trope is some Deviantart tier autism and I hate it.

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>When’s the patch to make it easier
the greedy jews already lowered the coins you get online

Nobody cares what you think

Not as portable. I spend a lot of time at my gf's place and don't want to bring a PS4 with me every time.

They didn't. The more you play online, the less coins you get.

.t caddicarus

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Nice!

wtf IMMEDIATELY after this post it happened for the third time

*opens pit stop*
*checks if megumi is out yet*
*closes CTR application for today*

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Fanmade - instagram.com/p/ByvOopaj4SB/

July 3rd dumbass

That is literally what it was. Anti Coco. You know where it is from right?

aw fuck
>made by a spaniard
wew I'm so proud of my country now

i meant they lowered the cap for the multiplier, it used to go up to 5000 coins but now it stops at 3000

Maybe because they're Aliens?

I want megumi NOW

LET ME CLAP THOSE CHEEKS

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

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>Spaniard
>Colombia
???

I have to know are their actual glitches in the online?
Me (Tiny) and another guy (Dingodile)had been steadily coming in the top 2 in about an hour of matches until a Big Norm joined in our races. He was finishing his 3rd lap before most even made it outta their 2nd lap. He was lapping everyone but every time you seen him he was never drifting or anything.

rip
don't bully I'm retarded today

OHNONONONONO

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OOOOOH it happened a fourth time and on the 3rd lap i cannonballed that bitch

do it on easy mode

It's okay, you catalonians are the most retarded people on earth. We don't blame you.

A track with conveyor belts whould be an insteresting idea.

reconquista

>start playing against some people with actual skill
>solid lead for 2 laps
>some cunt in 8th gets a blue orb
>knocks me out of 1st at the worst moment - over a chasm
>lose lead not because the person behind me was actually skilled but because some cunt in 8th gets rubberband items that will never help him get to first
insufferable

That's because they're supposed to be aliens from another fucking universe. You cannot give those cutesy animal-like looks. Nigger do you even plot of CNK?

But it runs at 30fps wtf!?

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Yeah. Cut content from Twinsanity, right?

Nitro Kart Coco when?
I want a little bit of cheeky bellybutton
What skins from the series do you guys think are missing? Anything from the Titans series should be memory holed.

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Toad Factory was pretty fun in Mario Kart Wii so it'd be neat to see a track with a similar mechanic.

I never played Nitro Kart so when I saw Electron Avenue I assumed that's what the switchable boost strips were

>day feel when no Koala Kong, N Brio, or Warthog
>dat feel when no Gladiator Tiny skin

60 races = 1 hour of your life wasted to load times

>>dat feel when no Gladiator Tiny skin
Pretty sure they will add this in future updates.

And also N. Brio.

They should add a Skin Flesh Cortex, as well as the obvious Coco Disguise Cortex
A counter Cortex Disguise Coco would be funny too

>thinking theyre going on the pitstop and not unlocked with shitty challenges

visca Mallorca, retard
Catalonians ARE retarded, that's hardly news

>get hit with a blue orb over a chasm
>respawn, get hit with a bomb
>recover, get hit with a missile
>recover, get hit by a mask

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Congrats on your promotion

You don't even know how to quote.
Thanks for proving my point, you stupid faggot.

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Dont feel to bad yesterday I ended up getting hit by 3 of those godamn balls knocking me outta first on the last lap and every single player that passed me hit me with a rocket or a bomb before I could get going.
Finally do get going in 6th place and get hit with the clock midair over a jump

What Crash/Spyro levels from the trilogies would make a great level? Personally I'd go for High Road. The map would all be bridges and be circular similar to Coco's Park but with a low view distance due to fog, lots of mandatory ramps jumps over missing beams, and even one or two Warthogs running perependicular to your direction. There could be a few sections with tons of heavy bumps for some easy hangtime (kind of like Tiny Arena.) Obviously the bridge would be widened out to make it much more enjoyable to race on. Music could be a remix of the level music with some CTR pizazz. thinking of a nice Spyro level to race on

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>What skins from the series do you guys think are missing?
Crash 3 Sheriff Cortex
WoC Tuxedo Cortex
Twinsanity Coco Cortex
Twinsanity Pirate N. Gin
CNK N. Gin
CNK Coco
CNK Oxide

They’ve already confirmed that only Tawna is unlocked with Nitro, the others go to the Pit Stop immediately.

>1v1ing online
>Get fucked by CPUs at the beginning, other human zips way ahead
>Quarter track ahead by the time I finally pull ahead of the gangbang
>Person in first somehow gets a fucking clock

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I would like to have one of those tiger riding maps, you would elevate from up and down

honestly the sonic brand is just so fucked I would recommend them to put it on haitus for a decade or so just so it can recover and people can forgett the atrocities they have created

Source

Surely he saved the clock from earlier, you cant get clock when you are 1st.

Thank you UKbros

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>tfw feel bad about winning
>because most people DNF if I race with someone competent
>i still wait before finishing even when racing with someone else

the spyro level ought to be similar to hyper spaceway but instead of teleporters theyre gateways which take you to different realms

They are slowly strangling the payouts, micro transaction he’ll incoming.

Last night even in single player the most I could get one any track was limited to 60

1 more week until lobbies are entirely nitro squad

Wouldnt mind more of the vintage graphics skins but considering classic crash, coco, and cortex skins were all ps4 exclusives I doubt well see to much of em in the future

>that Tropychad who always comes first no matter what track is being played

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yea I deserve the title of big retardus

There's gold paint for getting all the gold relics, holy shit I need that.

Question, if you get a platinum, does that also give you gold and sapphire right off the bat?

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does anyone else unironically want microtransactions?

id rather just buy everything than farm

>Cortex disguise Coco
Fund it

running along the great wall? that would be a brilliant level

yes

yes

>having hard time with plat relics because I keep missing the boxes
>brother says he got it easily
>look at him play
>he's driving like a granny slowly and precisely collecting all boxes
fuck this I can't make myself NOT go fast whenever possible but it's fucking me over in the end

The ordering of some stuff really bugs me

>nash is after the norms on the css
>geary is after n. trance and velo for some reason
>the ordering of the cnk tracks makes zero sense. inferno island and jungle boogie are first and second, while hyper spaceway is last, but in between it's completely random

Most n-tropy players I've seen online are mediocore

Treetops with be a good track since it's all about the speed boosts anyway

Tree Tops from spyro 1 would make amazing map, it already kinda resembles one already

I haven't seen a single one. I've been smoked by a pinstripe once on a level I didn't know the shortcuts or general layout of. Coco players are easily the worst and Crunch players are above average. Crash's are either completely new to the game or smurfs and will decimate.

gamesindustry.biz/articles/2019-06-24-uk-charts-crash-team-racing-puts-the-bandicoot-back-at-no-1

>The revamped racing game launched at No.1, and enjoyed the second highest week one sales in the history of the franchise (the record-holder, of course, is the N Sane Trilogy).

>It's actually the third best launch of the year so far, behind Sony's Days Gone and another remake, Resident Evil 2. It outsold the next biggest game of the week, FIFA 19, by almost eight times as many copies.

>Crash Team Racing also far outsold rival title Team Sonic Racing, with more than four times as many copies sold in week one.

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Treetopsmind

Based hivemind

did you already see the trophy girls dancing holograms in slide colliseum?!

youtu.be/hygW9b_Fvcs [Open]

youtu.be/awcGbBV8oNk [Open]

I can't wait for all of them.

please GOD NOT LIKE THIS

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>tfw playing Fake Crash to make everyone nervous
5d mind games

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*enters your lobby*

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I JUST UNLOCKED N-TROPHY AND MY SAVE FILE CURRUPTED HOOOLY SHIT FUCK YOU

Post speedsters

youtu.be/7nwMCvdEDiM

>66% of buyers are on ps4
hell yeah

Where are the Sonicfags now?

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*tick tock*
*resets your game*
nothing personel

I had the mask behind someone who opened the tiger temple shortcut and it closed on me shoving me into the corner beside it while also reopening the wall. It wasn't like that in the original, right?

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>The retro skins should use the original podium animations for winning and losing instead of the default animations that they've made.
>Brainwashed Dingodile, Polar, and Pura from CNK
>Brainwashed Coco, Crunch, Fake Crash from N-Tranced
>Various penguin variants: WoC, Twinsanity, CTTR
>Fireman calendar Dingodile

FUCK YOU I EVEN LOST ALL MY ADVENTURE MODE UNLOCKS

In what console are you playing?

No thanks

TROPY CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM

>two days ago
>first online races I get hundreds of coins from each
>yesterday
>daily bonus seems to have not reset, I'm not getting any more than I was without the bonus the previous day
>today
first race of the day, I get 18 (eighteen) coins after finishing second
What the absolute fuck are they doing?

Ps4

he has time powers, it's a feature not a bug

I can't believe Penta is fucking dead!

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Penguinyayone

You were browsing these threads, you must have seen the warnings.

>17 coins for 3rd place
fuck you beenox

Biker Crash
Evil Crash as a Fake Crash skin

ok sorry user i was just shitposting you have my symapthies

Might not be correlated, but I noticed you only get larg coin payouts if you finish the race. Your position doesn't matter at all

As expected. Apparently a lot of people is having the same problem with the PS4 version.

Sorry, user.

YOU LITTLE SKUNK!

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Now you're on Tropy's time, you little skunk!

Penguin yay none

It happened to me an hour ago too. Power of the cloud saved me, though.

Weird how quiet it is on twitch/YouTube, haven't heard ppl mention it outside here

Daily reminder;

>Grand Prix 1
Tawna, Liz, Ami, Megumi and Isabella. Track is and Egypt/Arabian themed like the levels from Warped.
>Grand Prix 2
Baby T, Baby Crash and Baby Coco with Baby Cortex and Baby N.Tropy as hidden characters. Track is based on the dinosaur levels from Warped.
>Grand Prix 3
Spyro, Hunter and Bianca with Elora and Moneybags as hidden characters. Track is a compilation of different Spyro levels connected with portals similarly to Hyper Spaceway.
>Grand Prix 4
N.Brio, Koala Kong and Komodo Moe with Warthog and Rilla Roo as hidden characters. Track is based on the Great Wall levels from Warped.
>Grand Prix 5
Victor, Moritz and Nina with Madame Amberley and Rusty Walrus as hidden characters. The track is based on the 10th Dimension levels from Twinsanity.
>Grand Prix 6
Von Clutch, Pasadena and Willie with Chick and Stew as hidden characters. The track is based on all the hubs from CTTR.

I finished the race, I was only two seconds behind the winner

>virgin str
>15 characters, missing loads of fan favourites
>21 tracks, a bunch of them with similar themes to each other

>chad ctrnf
>26 characters at launch
>31 tracks at launch, almost no lookalikes

If we only get 6 grand prix and we assume that they all have at least 3 characters and 1 track

>46 characters, if the datamines are correct every single character from the original trilogy will be in the game
>37 tracks

You said this a few other threads, in this exact same caps, with this exact same style. Why are you trying to force the corrupted file save thing?

>you can get masks in first place
Who was the fucking MORON that designed this game?

It could work

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post coco

>Spyro characters
>No Ripto
Come on now

>zoomers always using twitch/youtube to concern hype

lel

Yeah feels like all memory corruption issues are from psbros
T: xchad

Looks like shit. The game itself shit. So no hype from me

penguin yay one too many times

>Chick and Stew
Wouldn't mind maining them.

what's the condition for the platinum hovercraft?

I need to try out these advanced turning techniques. Unfortunately I have to sleep and I'm going to forget everything I read about it.

Why did they butcher hyper spaceway when electron avenue is also a 5 minute behemoth?

All platinum relics and 100%'ed game
Difficulty doesn't matter

Destroy my time trial records I'll destroy your console you little SKUNK

seems broken
yesterday i was getting paltry amounts randomly interpersed with 300s but it never seem to reset properly

>Crash Team Racing also far outsold rival title Team Sonic Racing, with more than four times as many copies sold in week one.
wait till you see th- OHNONONO

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>>Crash Team Racing also far outsold rival title Team Sonic Racing, with more than four times as many copies sold in week one.
And to rub things in a bit, it's been only 3 fucking days so far.

That was s different user believe it or not. This is my first thread today

>he gives you that look

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Hovercraft is 100% in adventure if you don't have the Nitros Oxide edition
Platinum paint is for getting all the platinum relics in the relic races

>Twinsanity track
>They get that a capella group to do the music again

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>Track is based on the Great Wall levels from Warped.
False. GP4 is "Spooky"-themed according to files and will likely coincide with Halloween.

>N.Gin Labs, in a game with at least a few people who know what they're doing
>just after the speed boost tunnel, everybody about to do some SICK USF DRIFTS
>then all of a sudden, we get clocked
>a fucking default skin default kart Crash comes coasting by us, not doing any powersliding, just holding X

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>that new teased track
Doesn’t numystery ruins already fill the dinosaur themed track spot?

He's even wearing makeup, the absolute madman!

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET THE GOLD RELIC ON PAPU'S TEMPLE

>really enjoy ctr
>finished the campaign on normal, nothing big
>try to get relics
>get blasted
>try time trial
>oxyde keep turbo pistoning my ass
holy fuck, how do I ever get good in this game ?

>needing 5 minutes to finish electron avenue
you are puny kart, watch this: youtube.com/watch?v=iPtlyKj8B30

You collect all boxes

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>SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

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Just got first place on Electron Avenue and got 80 coins.
Activision is a fucking joke.

strawpoll.me/18218631
>strawpoll.me/18218631
strawpoll.me/18218631
>strawpoll.me/18218631
strawpoll.me/18218631

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Based ctr boomer dabing on zoom zooms.

It just gave me 300 for winning a tiny arena during which there was constant freezing/teleporting and all the other humans apparently disconnected partway through.

This game was fine a couple days ago after the patch, what have they fucking done to it to make it all regress?

Coco doesn't look half bad in a lab coat

lol get fucked slidetard

wield the ultimate sacred fire user, it's quite simpe

That is bad idea. Do you know that N.Tropy can erase your coins and progress ?

you did upload your save files to the cloud beforehand right?

I fucking hate the cups in this game
>Oxide Station and Clockwork Wumpa aren't available in any of the cups
>but slide Colosseum is
>all the cups have a seemingly random assortment of tracks, not grouped by difficulty so you you get Cortex Castle (one of the hardest tracks in the game) in the second cup
this game is so fucking gay

I hate myself for doing it but I think I'm actually going to have to pay for switch online just because this game is that good.

I did afterwards ffs

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Yeah but you can have more than one of a theme. It looks aesthetically quite different too. We still haven’t seen the whole thing yet either, there’s probably a gimmick to it to set it apart.

Watch them add another cup when Twilight Tour is in.
>Clockwork Wumpa, Twilight Tour, Turbo Track, Twilight Tour

NINTENDO

You don't even get anything by winning them, which is what annoys me the most.

CLOCKBLOCKED

FIRE

So how’s the matchmaking and what is the length of the adventure mode? I never played the original but this looks interesting

Just thinking about it, it's amazing that this game even exists. It all started with Crash getting a little nod on a Skylanders game, which people loved and begged for more, which led to the crazy idea of remaking the classic trilogy, a project that Activision, being the greedy jews that only care about cawadooty they are, didn't put too much faith on, giving the devs a tight budget, saying that "it's just nostalgia goggles", "the public doesn't care about this type of games anymore", "it's just too dated". But the public proved them wrong, the sales far outstripping all projections. Then we get a remake of the classic Spyro trilogy, and now this, a CTR remake that also has all the CNK content (sans its adventure mode), with online and everything fans have dreamed for a long time.

Now that all the good games of the franchise got covered already, what lies for the future? It's definitely proven that Crash still has plenty of fans and his games will sell wonderfully provided that the games are good. But so far, all that has been done was retreading solid ground that has been lied down in the past, and updating/improving the experience. The remaining Crash games aren't as good as the ones that were remade, merely updating their elements won't be enough to make them great.

A Twinsanity remake, for example, would have to restore all the cut content, while keeping the game a coherent, solid experience, a much greater challenge than anything that has been done until now. A brand new entry for the series would be an even greater challenge, as the devs would have to create everything to the ground up, and somehow make it fun. "Old-school quirks" were tolerated on the games we got because they ARE remakes, after all, but the public wouldn't be so forgiving on them being in a new game.

I don't know if we're ever gonna get another Crash game (major games at least), the risk is great, the budgets would have to be larger, and Activision just doesn't have faith.

Do people really have that much trouble with tropy? So far every time trial I've done, my time was already better than his ghost when I unlocked it.

Though I'm sure I'll eventually find a track that'll make me shut up.

I JUST LOST BY ONE SECOND
ONE SECOND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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so does it matter what tracks i play now in online mode for the coins ? limit per day is 3000 right ?

link to the datamine?

>no trouble with the trolley breezebuilder rep
>no sheep
>no faun
>no random niche npc racer
lame
probably for the best though considering the remaster made lots of them ugly

>Crash getting a little nod on a Skylanders game, which people loved and begged for more
People went fully autistic with the "redesign" though.

Is Zem glitched? For some reason, no matter what the track, he slides like crazy compared to other speed characters and always feels like he’s on ice for some reason.

It's time to play something else, user.

>The track is based on all the hubs from CTTR.
Trash. They better pull out 4 remastered tracks from that fucking game. Even if the tracks are shit it's still better than making a new track to represent what was already a racing game.

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>Madame Amberley
jesus

Matchmaking puts nearby people together with zero regards to skill, leading to 1-2 skilled guys stomping everyone else
Adventure mode is like 2 hours if you only do the bare minimum, but much longer if you go for 101%

>when nobody, NOBODY picks you as their advanced main

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no retardo, the Crash cameo on Skylanders happened along with the announcement of the Crash trilogy remaster. What preceded that was Sony talking to Activision to have one of the boulder levels of Crash 1 playable on Uncharted 4 as a nod to Naughty Dog’s past, which led to the PS4 1-year (or 6 months, can’t remember) exclusivity deal

>tfw you miss a time crate then lose the relic by the exact amount of time it would have saved you

fucking greenshit

Getting punished for being good is so much better.

He's impossible because he corrupts your saves after you beat his times

new and improved flavour

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say that again

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how is the version on switch?

Punk Zem is based

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Well. I am afraid they will refuse your idea. How would she say Bandicoot Power with gag?

It is better. First place already gets a ton of advantages compared to everyone else, they don't need access to a literal invincibility button.

don't do this to me user

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longer loading times, portable looks really, really bad in places, controls hurt your hands if you're using joy cons but it's okay for what it is

Matchmaking is all over the shop at the moment but they have actually been making minor adjustments to some of the online functionality in just the theee day’s the game has been out, so it’ll probably be fixed soonish. As for the adventure mode, it’s pretty short just coasting through to unlock all the characters but the relic races will take a long ass time to get down. If you play it on hard then the AI will be tuned for the autistic speedrunners who’ve been playing the game for the past 20 years, so that’ll take a while to master if you wanna go that route.

>no ear piercings
one job

Guys, the best fucking part is, it ain't even on PC yet, this isn't only the beginning.

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I just managed to pull it of, surely there aren't other gold relic as hard as this one?

Are Zam and Zem the Zavok of CTR or is it Krunk?

Have big enough big breakfast.

well yeah, hyper spaceway is like a minute and a half at that pace

youtu.be/EhF-LYNsYFw

why did they butcher it like this

Matchmaking just gives you people with low latency, basically a soft nation lock.

you'll always have mains as long as people find enjoyment in staying in last place and spamming clocks and blue shells

>visiting your gf to play a game on your fucking switch
do you play while she fucks tyrone?

Hyper Spaceway just sucks now and yet there are people who defend this.

>0:15

Would be panicking myself

>needing 3 minutes
youtube.com/watch?v=xoGpMoWxslU

Goddamn, what a hilarious and original comment!

The remakes have sold extremely well and if I know anything about Acitvison they go where the money is. Youre also forgetting while VV's record with Crash hasnt been the best they also made the gems that were N.Tranced and the level Future Tense I have no doubt they'll be able to make something good in the future. On a side note they should really make another spinoff that isnt a kart racer I'd love for a stupid to explore Cortex Chaos.

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playing vidya isnt the only thing that happens
>rent free

Hyper Shitway REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FIX THE SPACEWAY BEENOX

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>bwhmbwhcwhu pwowa!

>low latency
lmao not likely, I'm on a reliable high speed internet connection and everyone else is teleporting randomly around the track, either I'm being matched with people with potato internet or the netcode is spectacularly shit

So, which would you guys prefer? New game in the vein of NST, or a Twinsanity remake?

Wtf! This was me!!!!

I'd still eat it.

>>a fucking default skin default kart Crash comes coasting by us
sounds like he's a patrician and you're a pleb

Oxide station and Castle Cortex are pretty salty.

So are the physics fucked up like in the N. Sane trilogy remaster or why is everyone having problems with the difficulty? I've even seen "speedrunners" having difficulties with it. I thought that everyone 101%'d the original when they were ten.

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>Platinum paint is for getting all the platinum relics in the relic races
fucking. how.
And I thought the Oxide time trials looked impossible. How in the fuck do you guys do it?

New game for sure.

I like twinsanity, but I feel like the franchise is currently on a really good track for a really solid series of games, and going back to games like twinsanity that debatibly set the series in the wrong direction the first time would do more harm than good

Nope. Maybe Sewer Speedway but I think only the plat in that one is semi-challenging.

Why did they cut half the track?

Im tired of remakes and twinsanity doesnt need one (unless the neat cut content is restored) so id prefer a new game

gold is easy, platinum is fucked

Maybe there's nobody near you or they have shit internet.

This is why we need tiered matchmaking

New game, but they can reuse some stuff from Wrath of Cortex and Twinsanity. There were some good ideas there that couldn’t be implemented well due to fucky dev cycles.

They're saving fixed spaceway for the CNK campaign DLC right?

>We were Dragonssssss and ssssshiet

Get all the boxes.

>transformed is a literal 10/10 game
>everybody loves the changing tracks and fanservice
>people are excited about which forgotten sega ip will get in the next game
>force sumo to throw it all away and release a fucking kusoge with 15 sonic only characters, no changing tracks or fan service
>not even dlc will save it because everyone checked out and either went back to transformed or ctr
It didn’t have to end like this.

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They're different but I wouldn't say they're fucked. Takes some getting used to if you're coming straight out of the original.

The physics are slightly different but aren’t worse, unlike the trilogy. It takes all of like a few hours to adapt to the slight differences and you’ll be golden.

Considering everyone is saying that the game plays differently than the original, I'd say they changed something.
Or maybe they just increased the speed of everything which make turning a lot harder

No, both have USF which makes both makes a piece of cake. If you struggle with either of these levels then you actually need to G I T G U D

>told my friend to buy the game so we can play multiplayer
>can't actually play multiplayer on switch
FUCKING THANKS BEENOX

They're not 1:1 but they're not awful either.

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the physics are mostly fine, but they're not perfect. This is only noticeable to the speedrunning autists because they've spent literally thousands of hours playing the original and know the old physics like the back of their hand, and because they will have been playing the original up to the release of NF anyway, which would make any changes clearer.

In terms of difficulty, it's about the same, but the new hard mode is a step above the super hard mode from the original, and even though the AI cheat a little in it, it's just challenging not impossible

Playing in the middle of the day in a city of a million people with perfectly usable internet should not allow that to be the case

Not CTR related, but, does anyone else here feel that NST was actually an amazing remake? I actually hear bad things about NST from you guys a lot, but it had more content and I could barely notice the changed physics after 101%ing all three games.

>It was my boy Ristars turn
>They killed the series
>Will use TSR as an excuse to never bring it back and not hire Sumo again

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Fix Hyper Spaceway
Fix Sewer Speedway
Fix Sacred Fire reserves
Fix the fucking coin system so I actually have an incentive to play
Fix all the dodgy invisible hitboxes and walls
Fix the handling on pretty much all characters, especially Speed distributions

Atm this is a frustrating 6/10

ONLY LEFT 3 TOURNAMENTS FOR 100%
on easy
IM HAPPY

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Air braking is a thing now, froggying got easier
Walls kill momentum even easier
Max speed can be maintained on levels for longer than was usual on classic
Any learned muscle memory from playing the classic lots WILL help you if you are willing to learn the new quriks it has
Hard mode is actually hard until you get used to it then it becomes braindead easy again
Oxide ghosts are easier in general

>Fix Sacred Fire reserves
they're fine
>Fix the handling on pretty much all characters, especially Speed distributions
git gud

Not just the physics but the visuals and soundtrack are worse

Thank god, I wasn't prepared for this

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So far people have said that
>upward slopes eat speed
>downward slopes are harder to jump boost on
>drift turning is stiffer
>touching walls while boosting is more unforgiving

are relic times different on each difficulty?

>can't even get more than 100 coins per race now

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>get first place on a long track with a full loby of 8 racers

>40 coins

FIX THIS PLEASE

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>This is only noticeable to the speedrunning autists because they've spent literally thousands of hours playing the original
Nope. If you've played the original then you'd be able to tell the difference very easily. The jumping physics are fucked in this game. As a standalone game it's fine but as a remake it's terrible.

most of NST's problems stem from the graphics, the weird preset realistic shaders and bad lighting don't do it any favors

I still can't handle how bad crash looks, he's so bootleg looking it's almost like he's the actual fake crash

I never played the original games so I don't mind Hyper Spaceway and Sewer Speedway, but my fucking god the Pit Stop and Wumpa Coins all piss me off. It's so fucking frustrating and disheartening to play this amazing game, only to realize I have to grind for hours on end just to get the content I was promised. The Pit Stop alone brings this game from a 10/10 to a 7/10.

lmao

I've played the game for twenty years dood some of the oxide ghosts were so easy I had already beaten their time before even beating N Tropy's ghost

>tfw phantasy star girls never, ever
Why does Sonic team even exist anymore?

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No

But you only need the gold to 101% the game right?

>they're fine
Then why am I losing reserves while chaining 3 perfects over a turbo pad? This should never happen and certainly didn't in OG. USF reserves are easier to retain than SF reserves also, which makes zero sense.
>git gud
I am gud at OG, the way characters handle in this is fucking horrible and counterintuitive compared to that game.

>Sonic & Sega All Star Racing is a literal 10/10 game
>everybody loves the tracks, variety, items, music, challenge maps and fanservice
>people are excited about which forgotten sega ip will get in the next game
>force sumo to throw it all away and release a fucking kusoge with a lot less characters, no variety, every vehicule is car of the same size so no bikes or Opa Opa, every all stars are the same, shit items, no music selection, forced transformation when it makes no sense, can't have less or more than 3 laps because of gimmicks.

>dodgy invisible hitboxes
Now that shit needs to go, especially in Polar Pass.

correct

Are we actually getting new tracks as DLC?

Why is air braking so fucking awkward, trying to accurately turn while pulling back on the stick is annoying.

so is using the d-pad the only way to truly git gud at this game?

youtu.be/w3Md6286Y6I

yes, july 3rd first new track Twilight Tour

>that image
kek, you're making some good OC. At least, I assume it's yours.

I probably spent a solid 2 hours getting the plat in Papu Pyramid. No other map took me nearly as long.

>Fix the fucking coin system so I actually have an incentive to play
What was your incentive to play the original game, which didn't have a coin system?

Cortex Chaos would only make sense if we got a Twinsanity remake first, so that CC would be the sequel of it.

sorry bro we gotta get random youtube faggot first for our sega all-stars game

Yeah, but then nothing is ever hard then, you just need to get good.

Since you understand the game, can you explain froggying and U-turning? I never played CTR until now and I can't figure out how to do those techniques.

Yes, Easy gives you an extra 5 seconds for the platinum relic on every stage.

>using the stick

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>USF reserves are easier to retain than SF reserves also, which makes zero sense.
not really, if you've got USF then you're covering the track faster and there's less time between turbo pads

>buy ballerina ngin
>next skin is football tiny, meh
>brother buys ballerina ngin
>next skin is summer coco
why is this allowed

Presumably, to bring it to CTR standards, as in length and pace.

I can't into blue fire

COCOFAGS OR COCONIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM

>implying people with complaints like that were even born in 1999

Yes, for just 30000 wumpa coins with a payout of 40 per track, you too will be able to play Twilight Tour!
Better driving physics and not having rewards dangled in front of me that are unattainable without playing for 15 hrs a day

shit characters but great stages tho, never played nitro kart but damn the stages are all top tier on this version of the game

Which is more likely?
A) coin rewards being increased across the board
B) letting players pay real money for cosmetics

time trials and fun with friends. those are still applicable, somewhat, but this game adds online multiplayer and for that you do need the reward structure you build around it to not be unsatisfying pish

I honestly preferred NST's soundtrack. The only songs that were blatant downgrades were Boulders, Slippery Climb, The Eel Deal, Tiny's song in 2, and Ripper Roo's songs. I really prefer the new versions of Cortex's songs, Snow Go, Toxic Waste, Road to Ruin, Bee-Having, Hang Eight, Toad Village, Future Frenzy, Tropy's song, Dingodile's song, really most of them. Way more personality, I think.
The graphics is kind of a subjective thing, I know it kinda sucks that they fucked the atmosphere for things like 2's cutscenes, but I think this is the best Crash has looked since the original trilogy, and all the new designs are amazing, and overall I think most of the graphics are great.
Switch version is the best since Crash doesn't have the dumbass fur.

This game makes me so fucking mad, but I am enjoying it.

FUCK the usf ramp in Polar Pass

So does Penta just switch masks at random in a single race?

maybe he already has football tiny?

But Electron Avenue still take just as long as it always did? That's stupid, if people didn't like the length they just wouldn't play on it. Beenox are hacks.

Just placed 5th and got 45 lmao

What the fuck is going on

>Tiny Arena
>Is actually one of the biggest tracks in the game

I gonna go with A, but only because if they were planning to do B they would have done so already. It's Activision, after all.

The icon is Uka but the model is Aku in reference to his buggy self in the original

he doesn't

funfact: it doesn't
git gud

>it's a "has sacred fire and flies straight over the turbo pad even though he didn't hop" episode
EVERY.
FUCKING.
TIME.

It's not just as long as the original, it's longer.

Sanic: *gets released
CTR: 'I'm aboutta end this mans whole career'

You got 75% of the track's 60 coin reward for not placing first.

>tiny tiger
>is actually fucking swole

It was a glitch in the original CTR, which they implemented as a callback easter egg here.

TSR is inexcusable. every choice they made regarding this game makes no sense.

I'm tired of these lobby fucking monkeys winning the game every fucking time because of a few lucky items
meanwhile I get nothing but beakers

I got the feeling that was the case but I've never compared the 2 versions exactly.

>not throwing a red beaker in front of the guy ahead of you
git gud

The original Hyper Spaceway was really, really fucking long, easily the longest track of all Crash racing games, and didn't even allow the player to see the map, the HUD was locked on the speedometer.

Does doing relic races on easy make it any easier to get platinum or is it the same?

>tiny tiger
>has giant muscle arms and long razor sharp claws
>only ever tries to jump on crash with his tiny manlet legs in every game he's in

>red beaker at the start of the race
kys

Proper froggying is the hardest tech in the game if you ask me, I can't even do it. Basically you hold L1 + Brake + Left/Right + Down simultaneously without holding X while mashing the fuck out of R1 to hop so you can swing around corners at insane speeds. It has limited uses in the original (mainly to do Turbo Track without breaking turbo) but it seems it has much more use in the remake and is somewhat easier to do if you're capable of it. Honestly if you can do this you're moving into full on WR speedrunning tier abilities.

U-turning is more easy but follows a similar control input, after jumping you can Brake + Left/Right + Down to turn much tighter than you ever could sliding. But you must not be holding brake before hitting the ground else you'll lose your momentum/reserves. See at 24 seconds. If you do the maneuver without holding Down you'll do something similar but you won't turn as much, and when you accelerate again you'll boost forward in the direction you're facing. This is actually air braking.

Yea. Its not like the speed class wasnt the best class already. Lets also make it so that you do not lose boost from brake turning. Now it is completely pointless to play anything other than fat characters unless you want to play coco/ngin for consistency of skips.

>We at Activision have heard your pleas! We know you want those items faster, so we've implemented an easy way of obtaining more Wumpa Coins!

>$1.99 for 1,000 Wumpa Coins

It's all part of the plan.

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Yep, free DLC. They come with characters too, the first one comes with Tawna and the Trophy Girls.

They’ve already confirmed that the tracks added in Grand Prixs are free right off the bat for everyone user, it’s only the characters and cosmetics in each update that require Wumpa Coins or Nitro.

>Madame Amberly
>Willie Wumpa

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Yes but it now has USF pads which would speed it up. In pure length turns it is comparable to Electron Avenue which isn't any shorter in this. Honestly there's no excuse.

tJɴʏ sǫuᴀsH puɴʏ kᴀRts

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how do you get 101%?
also, you get more skins playing in hard or some shit?

>he plays Coco

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based

TINY TAKE TROPHY

>Read the post about the guy staying in last plave over one box to spam the track with clocks and orbs
>Try it out for myself for potential giggles
>Aku mask
>Aku mask
>Speed boost
>3 rockets
>Aku mask
>Aku mask
>Aku mask
>Aku mask
>Speed boost
>Aku mask
Lying fucking nigger. It can't be done.

If you see that the motherfucker stays at the finish line doing nothing, then why don't you come with a shield in hand?

>THE TROPHY'S MINE
>THE TROPHY'S MINE
>THE TROPHY'S MINE

>Tiny Tiger
>is neither tiny nor a tiger
NAUGHTY DOOOOOOOOG

I honestly like Tiny's redesign even better than the original.

Anti-frustration measure, probably. The devs thought that players would ignore it, and whine when forced to play it, if it was on it's original length. Tiny Arena already gets treated like this by the player base.

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>Baby Crash and Baby Coco
>Getting in before N. Brio and Rilla Roo

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TINY VERY COOL

>they put fucking zavok in the game
Out of all the characters to put in why this guy?

Someone post tiny dodging puny missile

Is there a colour template?

Rilla Roo is a fucking meme.

ye okay, when can i earn more wumpa coins again ?
havent played since yesterday and still getting 60 coins per win

This is exactly the skin I want for her though.

That and you also have to avoid it in time trials or you'll fly over the last set of crates. But of course you will touch it on the last lap and ruin your run.

Because his creator at Sonic team demands he gets put into every new Sonic game.
He is literally sonic teams Lightning now.

quick tiny

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Is this guy using airbrake or just hopping?

thanks a lot for taking the time to explain bro, this shit is way more difficult than I thought but I'm gonna keep practicing.

Win every challenge in adventure mode and rematch Oxide. The only reward for playing on hard is the trophy/achievement.

youtube.com/watch?v=j_RiWxj78BE
no u

Anyone got a download for the soundtrack?

Online can give you ~300 wumpa coins per game if you're good enou

Does he still say this?

Still only having max of 20 seconds load times on my switchie.
Getting digital and downloading it to my system memory was a good idea.

Whoever designed the last part of the water tunnel of Deep Sea Driving deserves to die in the deepest parts of hell, impaled on a cross

I just realized he definitely eats shit on that barrel right after

Why is Crash's leather jacket and sunglasses not a costume?
He wears it on Warped's front cover ffs.

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Where's based dingotard poster?

NOW YOU'RE ON MY TIME

Wait are you memeing or are people actually using the d-pad primarily?

I don't know

no one deserves that user

Uka Uka will protect him

You take that back.

no after watching it he deff gets by unscathed since the Uka Masks lasts long enough for Tiny to make it, even if the mask isnt its juiced up version

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We're getting that soon thanks to datamines

Based user

Valid question.
Is Gladiator Tiny a costume?

undo the coin nerf beenox

NO, you get the more well-known scuba crash

Twinsanity sequel

>difficulty doesn't matter
Are the relic times different on easy?

Is there any CTTR track that would be playable in CTR other than the "pvp" arenas?

>tfw no inter-console LAN communication for comfy 8 player couch chaos
It's not fair

What other skins are we getting again?
Really holding out for Gladiator Tiny, Sheriff Cortex, Coco Cortex, and Evil Coco. I have no clue why they made up a bunch of weird skins for them before adding actual outfits from NST.

What? Then how do you just get 100?

New game, it could use the good elements of WoC and Twinsanity but it definitely needs to be more in spirit with the original trilogy/NST.

baste

i fucking did it, now only Dragon Mines left and i got all plat relics

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So this is still taking forever. Still I'm loving how this has turned out

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101% = all relics gold or platinum

Save corruption in 3..

Sorry, you're right. 101% is for having every gold relics.

101% is getting Gold Relics instead of Sapphire. Platinum Relics are completely optional, but unlock a Platinum paintjob. And there’s no difference between difficulties in terms of unlocks.

which fucking kart has the smallest flames? Just missed my plat race 3 fucking times because I couldn't see jack shit in front of me on a jump because of the god damn fucking shitty flames

Does playing it on easy make it any easier?

I do not like Dragon Mines.

Yes. The easy mode times for relics are higher on easy mode, making them easier to beat.

Warped really ruined the future games for me.
I didn't care for how silly the series got after Warped. The original and N. Sane Trilogy is fairly grounded. Warped is a fitting conclusion for Cortex. He's at the end of his rope, his head is always aching and he's getting worse because of time travel and Uka's constant possession, and it's implied that Cortex takes over the world in all times while Warped is happening until you beat him. Then he is banished to the prehistoric days and that's the end of Cortex.
It's a cool conclusion to all that, and then I could understand CTR because it was a spinoff, but then WOC came out and it just completely ignored all that. Cortex is all better, they're all better, I guess he just left the fucking prehistoric era? It got silly. Naughty Dog was actually trying with Crash's story in the original trilogy and then it got retarded afterwards, and I'm not a fan of Cortex just coming back over and over and over and the same plot being rehashed over and over like it's Mario or something.

You better back up that save right now

nice

N.Brio has a lot of code in the game already so he’s guaranteed a spot. I imagine that the dinosaur track was probably further along in development than whatever one Brio will release with which is why we get the Babies first, but Brio is guaranteed a spot.

>age

yo he for real?

nice fanart, I would like this. it's more ''crash'' than this cyberpunk electron avenue.

This is an incredibly common issue, my save corrupted during a local play grand prix

so when's mario getting in this?

nononoono, i already beat Tropy and Oxide, theres no reason for a save corruption, right ?
how do i back it up ?
times are the same, doesnt matter what difficult

Not on my watch, little skunk

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>times are the same, doesnt matter what difficult
No, the relic times are HIGHER on easy mode, meaning they are easier to beat therefore it's easier to get PLATINUM relics on EASY mode.
Please improve your reading ability.

good work user

Any tips for platting tracks? I got j tropy and 100% but FUCK time relic races

I cock blocked you in warped and CTR, what makes you think I won't CLOCKblock you once more? You may want to lay off the silver ingestion too, smurf.

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im pretty sure theyre the same
i do have two save games, my own and my little sisters, the platinum time on Crash Cove was the same for example

Huh?

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Dpad has always been superior for arcade kart racers

Grab all the crates, may as well make a seperate game on easy to get them easier, but, yknow, Oxide's grandson will laugh at you if you don't play hard.

youtube.com/watch?v=3jbZq7M4xPQ

pic related is why we don't want CTTR ''content''

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>erases your save
Nothing personnel, kid

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The platinum relic time on crash cove is 52 seconds on classic mode and 56 seconds on easy mode, therefore it's easier.

get familiar with the box layout and try do boost often
also get every box for that -10 seconds

well fuck me, but doesnt matter at this point, only need one more

D-pad is for when you need 0 degree deviating precision in going a direction. Useful in the trilogy but useless here.

that's why I filled all 4 as kid on my memory cards and had 2 spares.

>Activision
>Price drop

You'll be waiting 5 years for 25% off.

Some of the tracks would actually work without having been designed for CTR physics. If they adapt the whole thing they could adjust them like they did cnk tracks, it's just way more effort than flattening out antigrav

I only care about Spyro so watch him being half the cost of everything else combined.

>Go in second place
>First place is 20 seconds ahead
>Third place is 15 seconds behind
>Pick a box
>3 bombs
>Trow them away because I can't hit anyone, because nobody is close.
>Pick another box
>Three bombs
>Fuck, pick another box
>Three bombs

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I feel you user, the story was never a major focus, but as you said they were actually trying. As a kid I was invested.

I still want VV to make a Crash 4, maybe the Villian can be Nina continuing her fathe-I mean UNCLE’s work, brio and n.gin can come back as well. Then maybe have Cortex, Tropy and Uka Uka brought back from the past at very end of game.

he also gets hit my the missile, but the had uka uka

Sure, skunk, I hope you have as much fun redoing all those plats, as *I* will have erasing your progress.

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Screencap this: they'll use N. Trance as the main villain again because he's their very own precious creation. I'd be okay with that, he's great in NF.

>track is literally decorated with giant piles of shit

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that's why I have the console peasants to beta test my PC game.

Press L2 retard

Tropy/Trance doing their own thing in a main console platformer would be cool. Though I'm sure the first new Crash game will revolve around Cortex being back after all these years.

That era is called "dark age of Crash" for a reason

>Garden themed track
>Could use insects besides fucking FLIES
>Could have you driving through a ant hive
>Nope
>Dev uses literal shit
>Was he ordered?
>Was he pulling a fast one?
>Was the whole team immature?
>We will never know
>For he is a Scatman

youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8

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>in 8th place
>only get bombs
>claw my way back to 1st
>EVERYONE but me gets masks and uses them all at once
>back to 8th
>only get bombs again
God I fucking hate RNG.

>played for 2 hours
>barely got a few hundred coins
Patch when? those items are too expensive for how little coins you get.

Has Crunch been in the pit stop yet

Note how you only hate it when it harms you, but ignore it if it benefits you.

Why is she like three times the size of every other character?

Playing Crash

Yes he was on saturday

Everyone is available individually except for N. Trance, who coincidentally is the one character I wanted to unlock from the Pit Stop.

that's a thicc buggo

Did you play online? There is where the big rewards are.

But I never mentioned it benefiting me. I find it boring when I’m ahead of everyone and a shield blocks a clock or warp orb, it just makes a win inevitable.

I have no interest in multishit nor am I paying for online. I shouldn't have to give money to Sony/Microsoft to unlock shit.

CNK characters are always in the Pit Stop, it’s just the order that changes daily. Crunch can be obtained on any day provided all the characters in the queue ahead of him for that day have already been bought.

Don't you need to have online to access the pit stop in the first place?

Nope.

its unfortunate but thats the only way. you can try gather 7 friends and playing

So it's a new day with new deals... why the fuck am I only getting like 51, 80 and 90 coins per race? Isn't the bonus supposed to reset? I've tried playing with different characters as well

Except for the shark they look like rejected Space Jam concept art.

in theory it could work with a number of static offers it random gens each [Chronological Unit] but that doesn't explain why it's the same for everyone.

Or they can patch the game to enable better rewards for single player instead of fucking over those who don't want to play multiplayer.

So basically just buy everyone until he appears ok got it.

First for kill yourself retard

CNK’s plot is literally a Space Jam reference, an alien king makes the best racers of earth face off with best alien racers and it’s got franchise mascots in it.

im not holding my breath; they haven't even patched online matchmaking yet. im getting sick of lag racing.

Coin rewards already got nerfed big time. You know they're going to add microtransactions. Not trying to shit up the thread here, just stating the truth.

I like this costume idea

Does anyone know what's going on with the coin rates? I was getting 600 for placing in 4th on long races two nights ago and getting 40-60 for placing top 3 last night

Nash and N. Trance are kino though.

It wasn't garden themed you moron. Its dinosaur themes and that part of the track happens after going down a ramp that goes through a prop brontosaurus mouth and out the back

If they don't get their shit together the drop off for this game is going to be hard.

then grind Roo's tubes. shortest track ingame, average is 40 coins. let's say you drive as well as you behave you can finish in 2 minutes. that's 30 per hour. 1200 coins. so shut your whore mouth.

well, thanks, good ridance I don't remember this shit. errr, no Carlos intended.

>mindlessly racing nonstop

>Sonic Team gets disbanded and merged in to an internal development team.
>SEGA needs Sonic to stay relevant.
>Pushes out Team Sonic Racing with a Sonic Twitter Takeover and some shoddy commercials.
>It does nothing for the actual game itself.
>No post-launch support whatsoever because >Sonic is an almost dead brand outside of having mascots, merch and fan-made projects.
>The fucking Sonic movie.

Not even taking a decade-long hiatus will make people forget since Sonic '06, 13 years later, is massively remembered with a modern equivalent through the Sonic Boom games.

Rings of Uranus comes to mind. It'd be sliding heaven too.

>1200 coins
>minimum for anything in Pit Stop is 5K
>just grind for 5 hours bro don't even think about it
Yeah, no. Fuck you. I shouldn't have to grind anything in a kart game this isn't fucking Castlevania.

If your only enjoyment of the game is unlocking skins maybe you shouldn't be playing the game.
Just a thought.

NEIN NEIN NEIN! CTTR, like the ''legend'' of spyro must be FORGOTTEN!

also, if you want to ride on the rings of a planet, go race on Neptune. it's the least known and represented gas giant. It needs love.

>white guy
>Lopez

Que cosa?

4 hours*

well, why you don't want online? there is no win/loss ratio so you don't have to become even more insecure if shit goes south.

>minimum for anything in Pit Stop is 5K
What the fuck version of the game are you playing?

>dude just grind
>dude just pay for your internet again
You're really bad at advice. Just stop.

Bone.

Whiner Enable's port. French Canadian.

don't you got internet right now? just tell me if I'm wrong.

Yeah I do but I'm not paying for a live subscription on top of it nor should I have to play online to unlock anything. That's just shitty devs being shitty devs at that point.