SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019

>he’s never been in gdq threads before
this is a week full of pure autistic funposting with the boys. also i’m a NEET

what is: timezones, night jobs, degenerates

why aren't you at YOUR job?

No, I just graduated college and I have nothing but freetime and loads of money to coast. Fucking awesome stuff.

theres a whole world out there, user

BASED

any cute feet?

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>Don't you fuckers have jobs?

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WHAT ARE TIMEZONES YOU FUCKING MORON

he also stopped at certain points, and played with only one of the balls. If he had played with both balls simultaneously throughout, then i would have been impressed.

It's afternoon in Europe and evening in Australia and Asia. I have today off because of a national holiday. Also neets.

GDQ's website is still down.

Op, you're gonna make me cry with that pic.....

Say goodnight to mommy

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good luck!

Any quality tranny shit happening this year?

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#me2

Imagine being a poorfag that has to make someone else money and gets the scraps.
Should've been mining bitcoin with the VP of Nvidia since the beginning.

>Don't you fuckers have jobs?
Absolutely not, thank god i don't have to get a job again just yet. Still living on that saved up cash from last years wageslavery

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>timezones, night jobs, degenerates

That's a good name for a TV series

This is a bully free zone, I hope everyone here is kind to each other.

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She's back

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The TRUE autism doesn't fully manifest until around day 3+ when people start to become sleep deprived and unable to properly contain themselves in public.

Here you go toe goblin
Stop asking

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What's the word on Marble Madness?

SSS+:
SSS:
SS: Rygar
S: Streets of Rage
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland
E:
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
F-:
Z:

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How has GDQ been the past day? I've barely paid attention to it. What's the best and worst runs at the moment?

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Nin-nin momma.

Holy fuck the entire website is down except for the donation page :thinking:

gamesdonequick.com/

gamesdonequick.com/tracker/ui/donate/sgdq2019

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very funny, poorly-cropped image

>no shower

looks like mungo jerry

>brain capacity of yanks

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>6:30am

Make it 4am.

I'm literally waiting for my flight at LAX to go to a client meeting

I miss him, user

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fuck you

Looks better at least.

>no trannies on stream at all so far
>proto had a tantrum and quit forever meaning we're free of its bullshit
>Yea Forums literally cannot stop obsessing over them
rent fucking free

Cinches an A for the one man co-op

>2hu are now a pride propaganda

Okay

BOOBS!

He does got some boobs tho.

Finally, some good fucking music

Or a song name.

SS

B

What bump limit? We set it and change after each game you dofus.

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wow now i feel like shit

Calm down Aussie or I'll sick the Emus on you again.

I'm between A or S for the 1 player, 2 Controller at the end

good stuff. one man two controllers was impressive. A.

Oh Christ dont fucking tell me you LIVE in California?

9/10

>she

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See Also explain all the gays and furries

9/10 for the main run, that two controller play was actually pretty good

>has a somewhat important business job
lmao what a loser.

A

C

cute, got any more?

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who's this guy? give me the basic gestalt

A/S

SS: Fun and Short!

B

you didn't see start of GDQ then

A. It was entertaining and fast.

A.

Has there literally ever been a good lucking speedrunner

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A

ecco the dolphin made flesh

Has there literally ever been a good fucking frogposter

Maybe

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liquidxsquid
slayerofbabies
skeletonbill
duke_bilgewater

he's /ourguy/
he would support anyone during GDQ runs and his laugh was the best, sadly no fun allowed anymore so he's gone

Dumb fogposter

Looks like a solid A contender. Updated for Marble Madness.

SSS+:
SSS:
SS: Rygar
S: Streets of Rage
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland
E:
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
F-:
Z:

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Yes I am a handsome boy, maybe 9/10

>watching the dmc run
>lmao just holy water everything
Why didn't they show 3? At least you have to play the game in that one

>good lucking

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Much ballsrubbing multiplayer this hour.

oh nononono

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Are they playing the game fast or are they just playing it? I can't even tell...

Literally what is the point in the rank inflation?

There's a metroid runner that did full map completion that was pretty hype and funny.

youtube.com/watch?v=hUeks4NywyY

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How long until the Boomer Block is over?

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>thinking im australian
like pottery jfc

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I like it! Even though I must sleep its comfy background noise.

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Me!

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What the fuck is this gay shit? Play some Gears or Halo you fucking nerds.

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Curious how everyone uses these ratings to find which runs to watch when they have time.
I watch anything S tier and above, and C tier and above for any game I actually have played and liked

I want to make a speedrun record, what is the easiest/ most obscure game to do this bros

The only people who call Americans yanks are people with the Queen on their money.

It's like wondering why Yea Forums obsesses about cunny.
We know what Yea Forumsirgins fap to.

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YEEEEEEEEAHHH!!!

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woah

are you holding out on me?

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if we know about it, it isn't obscure enough.
try a thrift store.

invataxi

I really have no idea if you mean good looking or someone having good luck. Fucking frogposters man

>great charity work
HE DOESN'T KNOW

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YEAHH

you're saying that like Yea Forums doesn't obsess about cunny

remember to not give the facebook room poster attention

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Any good shit happen so far?

reminder that trans rights are human rights

Nuts & Milk NES

alright, jenkki it is then

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pick something from the bottom three

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Yeah when you showed up said nobody, ever, in your whole life

YEAHHHHH

Last AGDQ there were some unexpected gems and complete trainwrecks that required their own tiers. This fagola is just copying it wholesale without context.

ia800205.us.archive.org/24/items/AwesomeGamesDoneQuick/AwesomeGamesDoneQuick_part03_Halo.mp4

Bob Ross and his magic marbles

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Gender Wars

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YEAHHHHH

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this.

Yeah! You showing up, hi fren!
Mean.

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ancient meme

Reminder that trans rights are subhuman rights.
They aren’t people, and they chose that.

no

>tfw game is so badly programmed the "speed tech" is about keeping the game as lag-free as possible

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RATE THIS RUN

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dosbox.com/wiki/Special:Random

Eat my shit with a knife and fork you dirty west coaster

YYEEEEAAAAHHH/10

Human rights are human rights, you don't get extra privileges for being mentally ill.

What are even transright?

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Thats a kino fucking end screen

7/10, it was okay and entertaining.

D, was a glorified let's play

has anyone here actually played any of the games in that bottom 3?

What a forgettable run that was

So like any console game ever?

>spend the whole year making fun of trannies and speedrunning
>everytime these events happen threads are the fastest on the board
Yup im thinking you guys actually love this shit.

7/10
Nothing special really but not bad.

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH/10

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opposite of transleft

these are some banging fucking tunes

Worlds Chat Gold here is the deepest I've gone.

C. Nothing noteworthy but didn't do anything wrong.

Not much of speedrunning significance here, but it was alright.

she thicc damn

Nice chart, Saint.

I love trannys but only cute ones. Its why I hate the ugly ones so much

I know someone who has the record for some pringles game.

Not much tech displayed, just rote memorization. Still pretty fast. 7/10.

Boring boomer shit, followed by more boring boomer shit.

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C for chugging harder than my PC

5/10, very average, not bad, not good

Murder Dog. I think pretty much everyone has played one of them.

A solid C

>"YEEEEAAAAAAHH!"

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Solid C

I've played Polybius and japanese geocities freeware

freaks can provide entertainment

D pretty dull

website/schedule is down

Is the site down? I want to check the schedule

At least he got a better wig this time, still looks like a granny though

The right to coopt crossdressers
The right to pedophilia
The right to suicide

i've played eastern mind, worlds.com and more game maker games than most people know exist since I was a real glutton for that garbage after playing ao oni years ago and going on a total binge. I guess that means I've played japanese geocities freeware too since obviously there were lots of those games included in most lists I had of horror games.

yeah I like the same beat on cut up songs of old games and calling it a remix!!! hooooooyp!!!

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horaro.org/sgdq/2019
Times aren't accurate but it's the best we have for the time being.

what did he mean by this
not from bottom 3 but when ulililia finally releases Platform Masters I'm locking myself in my room and WRing that shit

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Was he banned?

>STOP HAVING FUN

i have an unrefreshed page up, anything in particular you want to know?

he stopped working on platform masters forever ago, he's a normalfag now user.

Any game maker games you'd recommend? hylics was my jam

Point taken, I'll remove them and they can be added back in as necessary.

Updated for Jackal.

SS: Rygar
S: Streets of Rage
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2

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Co-op block is comfy as shit

>ulililia finally releases Platform Masters
Didn't he give up on it? He's more interested in the outdoors now and swimming. I'm happy for him.

Why are they only using remixes and not original music anymore?

Who got 7 lucky?

me

I thought he was just taking a break from it. Good for him though.

Just what in the almighty fuck is that pic?

Ebin

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BRB have to dilate

copyright

>Ulillillia has a gf now and you don't

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When was the Rygar run? Give me the games before and after rather than the time, I can find it in the vod easier that way.

sorta, he's just stopped showing up on GDQs after getting shadowbanned

Probably because you stay in and shitpost on Yea Forums about trannies.

Why would a man that de-grease pizza even need a keyboard cover?

before rygar was metroid and after rygar was ducktales 2

doesn't that mean that all of agdq is at risk?

>Genetic dead ending intensifies

I suppose they should be grateful. In ages past they would've had a rifle or sword shoved in their hand and shoved into the meat grinder.

That depends, does "Lost Game Maker Games" include things I've made myself, never released, and subsequently lost?

Put Rygar in S, it was not good enough to warrant exceptional treatment. It's early in the week after all.

before was Metroid and after was Ducktales 2

to avoid getting hamburger helper without the hamburger on it

no lol

sank you

choke on 1st stage

LOW TIER INVALIDATED RUN THIS IS BULLSHIT RESET

He nailed us.

this

why do you post numbered imgur images anyways, user

Stay mad autist

Funko Pop! Asuka figure.
Normies are watching Evangelion on Netflix now.

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I can see how this run will be a choking mess

>t. mad tranny that got denied his run

this honestly

Damn she thicc

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Normalfags
You're one of them

No, they're normies. It's not 2011 anymore, zoomer.

when is this pixelshit going to be over where are the REAL games and not this low effort TRASH

>Keeps suiciding because they pick up powerups anyway.

What a fantastic speedrun

try again user

Low% seems like an awful idea. Why bother having the category?

No, you're a normalfag, you newfag.

ORANGE MAN BAD

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>t. normalfag
It's ok, user. This isn't reddit or facebook, you can say fag here.

i want to bury my tongue into her asshole and wriggle it like a hot wet worm just to see what sound she makes

What a mess... Rygar dude wins this day.

imagine the smell
gaylord

>low% in a game where powerups are random

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>Right-wing authoritarianism is on the rise around the globe
???

I got pozzed by this run.

>outing yourself this hardly
user, I...

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I've been there its a very low gutteral moan, one when you hear it you know porn is fake, and what it truly means to be there

powerups always spawn in the same spot, same enemies.

>stood up all night watching games I dont wanna watch
>fucked up sleep pattern gets even more fucked up
>castlevania isnt for a few more hours
>its not even 8am and im drinking beer with pancakes
I dont think i can stay awake

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Do you also use
>I seriously hope you guys don't
And
>My face when
I bet you think misnamed reaction images are funny too.

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good run when

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And yet they keep fucking up and hitting them

Keep up that damage control, friend.

>I bet you think misnamed reaction images are funny too.
Legolas Smelling His Hand will always be funny you newfag.

I'm prepared for the fail

well yeah this is a retarded category and they're shit, doesn't change that you're wrong.

Guys I was here in 2012 remember GAMERGATE that's when we EXPOSED the JEWS and how CORRUPT the media was no one knew before us bros

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Not even the user you were replying to but okay

user you gotta power through it, you cant miss CV and COTM

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>CHOKE

This is just getting pathetic, user.

>im drinking beer with pancakes

Did you just dump the pancake mix in the beer?

you absolute newfag

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their gay website is down, can't check schedule

This is shit.

Let's get some positive vibes in here.

What games or runners are you looking forward to Yea Forums?

dont take the bait

>Trump memes
You have to go back fag

up next is Contra III, Alien Soldier and Ranger X

Because since the beginning of time the world did not care if you starved and it shouldn't now.

Symphony of the night.
Ape escape on wednesday.

Somebody posted this.

Cringe, kids, I've been here since 2004. Remember TAIGA? How about ONSOKUMARU?
Kids these days. I can go look up the Dramapedia article for you if you'd like. I know you think google is a bit old fashioned

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Vania block will be really good

The characters are cute.

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hylics

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RATE THIS RUN

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>tune in last night
>boring nin10yearold 2d shit
>tune in this morning
>boring nin10yearold 2d shit
>tune in now
>boring nin10yearold 2d shit
nostalgiafags are cancer killing fun

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bait harder user, it'll work for sure

CV block always delivers at least one great run

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void/10

2/10. Choked and almost went over estimate.

C

Benbo oh wait

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D

D-
Died lots and fucking sucked.

B or C+
nothing too special but coop so atleast comfy

4/10.
Too many chokes.

fail/10

D. I was tempted to go lower, but it wasn't a truly terrible run.

Been up all night playing PoE and watching this shit. I don't want to go to bed but I don't know if I can make it bros. What can I do?

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F for failing the run

2/5
Not funny nor interesting nor impressive.

-6/10

ESA then, you fag

GTA

z
imagine a speedrun where they fucking game over because they're trash at the game.

0/10
>shit boring slow game
>shit runner
>shit commentary

From the thumbnail I thought he was smiling.

push a pencil up your peen and push thru it

>Thinks I'm baiting
Yes zoomer, if you're laughing at someone they can't POSSIBLY laugh back at you. Continue to hide behind your irony. lmao.

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boring af. Gimme some Quake or Doom over this crap

>boobed girl is back

@467778985
last (You) user, take good care of it

you need sleep, user

>Gimme some Quake or Doom
fuck off grandpa

I fell asleep at the start of final doom. How did that run turn out and have I missed anything good since then?

This makes me sad.

WAKE UP SEAL

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the marbles one like an hour ago was pretty good.

Will power isn't enough. You'll fall asleep. Anyone who says otherwise is an idiot.

Bonus streams were always depressing

can I watch this Rygar run anywhere

cool track

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Castlevania block as far as today goes. Really looking forward to Portrait of Ruin in particular.

yo is schedule down?

Guess you missed Final DOOM.

There was a Final Doom run last night that didn't have a bunch of meme donations or forced comedy from the couch. Was pretty nice.

*wafts in your path*

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THE WHALES ARE COMIN!

MAN THE HARPOONS Yea Forums!!

Updated

SS: Rygar
S: Streets of Rage
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2

There's more websites than Yea Forums, user.

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gdq has good runs too they're just almost never 2d nostalgiabait boring slow ass skilless shit games from shitty old little childrens console made by a company that exclusively makes games for children.

We are all bonus streams in the end.

>Smooth McGroove
>it's a remix

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He had trouble switching back and forth between focus and talking about what he was doing in game for a while, but once he got some breathing room, he did great.
did the Last Call flames first try

CUTE
CUTE________________________

Sorry, what happened in the super mario bros 2 run? They choke?

>PoR
My folder is ready

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who else /nevershower/ here

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>He says this while posting 156x images
wew lad

ESA in a nutshell
>20 year old pc game no one gives a fuck about
>*intermission*
>20 year old pc game no one gives a fuck about
>*intermission*
>"ahhhmmmm, it's the last day of the marathon and we haf received aur verry forst donation! thanka you so verry much!"
>*20 year old pc game crashes*
>*depressed conga line occurs*

Aqua is a shit

The most constant OOOOOORB spam I've ever seen tbqh

whatever happened to E

She's definitely useless

Dude, ngl I love EDM remixes.

Is Shithands still here?

Fucking smellshaming needs to stop!

Thanks for the aqua ass

I actually want people to speak American and not some European bullshit

Why am I so horny?

>you will never cuddle a wild seal while it tries to disembowel you
Why live?

If we have an E rank run it'll be added.

because you are lonely

well shit, never seen one anyway cheers

can we add Xe tier to the rankings for all tranny runs

Nothing that warrants it yet. Give it a few days.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UNDERTALE MUSIC
CRINGE CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE

that thing is 70% fat

>Defending some soulless half-gook cunt and his cronies using 20 bucks at a discount to print "just get checked bro" cancers while embezzling 3 million dollars from Sweden and Germany just because they're popular
Fuck you.

>these remixes
the originals sound so much better

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dude same!

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What was he doing there anyway?

>Based Konasuba poster is keeping track of rankings.
Can you at least post best boy instead of these sluts?

>sorting porn/10

the guy who always runs diablo

No shit it spends its time in icy cold water.

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Does anyone else notice that talking under the ads every time they play?

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true

>lots of donations with no comment by anonymous

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And what countries are always showing up in the donations? Yes, very hmm...

i mute whenever there's not game on

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>shillin so hard

Ho many ads can they run?

yeah

Its me

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be honest Yea Forums, is this game worth playing

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Ew gross I'm not gay, user.

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I can't handle the edge in that game.

>FFXIV
id rather not!

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>FF14 ad

Fitting place for it.

No. I mute the stream before they shill shit.

no

not worth buying its just a walking simulator
just watch a play trough

Whether she likes it or not, I am going to fuck Sayvi.

It's actually quite nice an comfy. If you into nice story telling and dont expect 50 hours of gameplay it's worth to get on a discount.

money laundering, they aren't even being subtle about it.

no

>introducing yourself as ''spikevegeta'' or whatever seriously
Just use your real first name

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You guys say this every year

>Massive timeslot for final fantasy again
>Once again final fantasy ads
Really actives my almonds

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Go back to Gaia.

img.fireden.net/v/image/1517/37/1517373928346.jpg

best mmo

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but he is a GAMER

Look up how much money they actually donate vs what they take in and stop being a retard.

Is spike getting chunkier every gdq?

>You don't really have a drumpf function
Really now dude

It better not get ruined by a terrible announcer again.

whats with all the red bull...?

One of the best walking sims because they actually try to mix up the gameplay and visuals with the different stories. Still nothing amazing though.

okay but that doesn't explain why you have saved them, user

Meanwhile GDQ's website is down for hours with the only thing remaining up is the donations page.

watch your johnson

its a sponsor autistkun

Are you dumb? His literal business and brand is Spikevegeta, his job relies on that moniker, like fuck off, he's there for greater exposure, leading to more subs, leading to more money

>guys its so OBVIOUS its a scam
then why do they keep getting away with 2 million+ an event?

SHILLS NEED TO SHILL

hi KYM

holy shit is this site still down?!?

spikevegeta is fricking best and redpilled

speedrunning is an extreme sport

>All the cans in the fridge have the logo facing the camera
It's not there for drinking

cloudflare is down

>magically get just enough to beat last years record, every single time, an extremely large amount comming in on the last day
>last day full of "and we have a thousand dollars from anonymous. no comment"
yeah, totally legit. nothing suspicious here.

>forced to suffer through the main story of the game
>after 80 hours it starts to become interesting for a mere moment
>the entire cast is killed off one by one
>10 minutes later it's revealed that everyone survived with no explanation given how

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resetera is also down

>tfw was in the middle of ERPing and discord goes down
grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Is this how people with no social skills actually talk to each other?

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It's not just that site some other ones are down too.

>my mom was helping the street shitters and met my low caste poor father
Stopped reading right there

Are you new to the fucking internet you fucking boomer cocksucker? This shit has been going on for at least 15 years. People attach themselves to their handle, not their name. And nowadays it's a better fucking practice than pinning your name to everything since you'd get arrested or fucking fired for literally anything.

Oh shit the furry porn I was reading had to reload too, wtf discord

They couldn't nab a Monster sponsership for all these boomer games

woah did spikevegeta just call this guy the n word? what the eff?

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I dont see ads

These interview segments are really weird. Like it looks like a professional tv interview but everyone involved has no social skills.

Dumb blonde bitch

>speedrunning event is full of spergs and people with lackluster social skills
I mean cmon user it's pretty self-explanatory

>comix zone is hard
?

If you like walking simulators, it's one of the best

Why does everyone use discord now?

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they run ads in the stream itself, user

why are they still talking

START THE GAME ALREADY

the autism central has moved

convenience

I don't understand why they have all the set up time even with the huge interviews inbetween

Normies.

its convenient

this remix is ASS holy fuck
easiest place for voice chat and text chat

HEIL CAPEMAN!

>implying most of this board is any different

Contra is piss easy though lol

trannies

I met my fiance on discord, AMA

because everyone moved on from irc to steam, then steam to discord

I don't use any chat program at all.

you get 3 and a half hours of nonsensical storytelling capped off with a lackluster ending
no secrets get revealed and nothing even happens

Should we raid their discord?

Zoomers don't understand irc

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They use it instead of skype and before that MSN, it's just the new normalfaggot chat program.

undertale has funky music

normalfag

did she show her dick?

INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENSHOT

Undertale has some nice music.

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has he had the surgery yet?

too bad they ruined it with these gay ass remixes.

This is a remix, but it really does

People bring their own hardware, and I suppose they're still so amateur after doing this for 8 years that they need to configure their entire audio and mixer set up for every individual run, console, and tv.

That's a man baby

German slums?

Discord isn't down for me.

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You seem to have confused Contra with your mom

Bobby, it's just beeps and bloops

when's the runescape marriage?

>yes, lets all rely on 3 different services, so when one of them goes down, 1/3rd of the internet stops working, what could go wrong
ahhhh

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That server list

Cancer.

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>teehee im bent btw ;)

It's a NES block, I can't see why they'd even need to use more than a couple that could be set up already. It's fucking amateurish

Also lol after shilling it Discord goes down

footposter is that you

aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Never post again

Because it's a really good software with tons of features?
>hurr trannies
Why are you joining discords with trannies in them?
You shoud know better.

Someone zoomerpill me on discord.

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As a technician this hurts.

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Old pic but

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no I mean the actual stream itself not over the stream

dumb homo

>people bring their own hardware
no they don't. They pay world9 gaming to configure the audio and video, and buy new hardware setups every single year. Unironically they spend upwards of $25,000 every single event on new setups.

DIscord is down

this is why I also post on reddit

okay

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OH MY GOD! VIDEOGAMES PLAYED FAST!

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>t. tranny

Looks like my cable setup but more cables.

>speedrunning stardew valley
what

I know you guys have been lounging around for a while. It's time to get up and salute the sun!

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I switch back to the thread when there isnt a game on I honestly dont even notice.

The fact that they pay 25,000 dollars in cancer prevention money for a set-up that takes 30 minutes to do what I could do in 30 seconds as a fucking dumb little child is amazing.

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Faggot

OH MY GOD! VIDEOGAMES PLAYED SLOW!

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okay but are you footposter or not
you didn't answer me user

Where the fuck is Contra 3?

>Sun
It's pissing rain here.

It looks like a lot of sites that use Cloudflare hosting are down right now.

The site being down also appears to have had a huge impact on donations.

IT'S STILL NOT FUCKING STARTED

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I'm not the foot poster.

I'm unironically a tranny yes.

Can they speedrun the donation announcement

GIRL!

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Don't bully trannys

these some chill beats

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are you even watching, video games aren't being played at all

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RIGHT NOW!!

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>hard mode
You guys ready for another let's play?

Do you have cute feet?

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EXTRA LIVES WHAT A SCRUB

booo kys

There's also two to three times the setup period allocation as there was in 2013, when they actually DID use "bring your own setup" setups. And that's not prvention money, that's the money they make themselves from these streams.
Oh, do you not know? All ad revenue from the events goes into the GDQ pocket. They also get paid by PCF and MSF but that's an entirely different can of worms.

Its not me, he stole my meme
sorry, I don't use discord

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OH MY GOD WATCHING VIDEO GAMES INSTEAD OF PLAYING THEM.

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Calm boomer with attractive wife, h-how do we defeat this user

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stfu faggot

Please give source of cat. Thanks.

>playing videogames

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thank you based footposter

I CHOOSE THE SLOWER OPTION BECAUSE WHAT, IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A SPEEDRUN OR SOMETHING?

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Can I smell your feet?

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OH MY GOD WATCHING VIDEO GAMES INSTEAD OF SPENDING 1000+ HOURS GRINDING ONE SPECIFIC GAME

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Trannies go to hell

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I can already tell this will be a good run.

Contra 3 > Contra

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know several runners (some of whom have made repeat attendances), they all generally bring their own carts and controllers (and occasionally consoles too for the stuff like PCEngine). sometimes they need it, sometimes they don't. gdq is shit.

have sex

How to get contra gf?

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Fuck off and die

Gone Home tier.

new bread

1. Be a well adjusted human being.

Fucking JEWS

You should still get up and stretch your muscles user!

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Well fuck

It's convenient, works and it appeals to Gamers.

BASED WII FIT POSTER IS BACK
YESSSSS

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it isn't skype and it's way more usable/visually appealing for the average retard than teamspeak or mumble or w/e and doesn't cost money like slack etc enterprise solutions can

So an American then

Let's be honest. He had boobs before the HRT

No, he's had moobs this whole time.

Shoutouts to the tech crew!

dude i love moobs