I just completed the first Metroid on the NES because old games good and new games bad, and... Samus was a woman?!
wow, the SJWs have been forcing diversity down our throats since the 80's, the japanese are no longer based.
I just completed the first Metroid on the NES because old games good and new games bad, and... Samus was a woman?!
Elijah Sanchez
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Justin Johnson
That's messed up. I also hear the SJWs forced Nintendo to add Dixie Kong to Diddy's Kong Quest. They'll stop at nothing in their perverse quest for diversity
Jayden Butler
Another whitewashed game
Ayden Howard
Samus was a silent protagonist
If Samus were made today by western developers she'd never shut the fuck up
Lincoln Russell
>SJW
>literally performs a striptease for the player and parades around in a bikini
Samus has always been misogynistic fapbait for permavirgins like you
Jace King
What about that time a Japanese developer made a Metroid game and Samus never shut up?
Parker Watson
>male character with quips? huehuehue, what a funny memer!
>male character with long pseudo-intellectual speeches about basic concepts like "war is bad" and about how sad they are? wow......... he is literally me, except i think war is good.
>female character has more than three words for dialogue? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Thin-skinned clown lol.
Brody Brown
>someone on Yea Forums made this ((thread)) just because gdq just finished a metroid run
this is somehow worse than zoomers making threads on /vr/ because their favorite e-celeb played an old game
Tyler Carter
Samus is man
Benjamin Brooks
You idiot, that's a man with a mullet
Robert Bell
Let me rephrase.
She'd never shut the fuck up about her vagina.
Asher Bailey
by the way, Samus speaks. :)
youtube.com
Alexander Flores
EBIN HUE HUE!! XD
Xavier Russell
Nicholas Brown
What makes you think that? Aloy from Horizon Zero Dawn never talked about her genitals once, and her game has one of the best open-world stories on the PS4 platform.
You're a sad, strange little man, user, but you're not worth any pity.
Andrew Sullivan
You seem weirdly defensive about this. Are you on an ethics and diversity board at a major game developer, by any chance?
Connor Roberts
Aloy didn't talk about her genitals but it was certainly a topic in Horizon.
Great fucking game though. Sequel when?
Liam Ward
>anyone who disagrees with me is defensive!
You're upset about women though, which is apparent by your insecure fallacies and rants.
Austin Moore
>but it was certainly a topic in Horizon
post proof, and even then, it's not bad because it's a minor topic that talks about a normal thing.
Dylan James
sjw used to be hardcore christians
Austin Sullivan
not really, you failed history.
Angel Russell
The topic of women in roles as combatants and positions of power comes up fairly once you're outside the Nora. Don't have proof though because I no longer have a PS4. Guess you got me there ace.
Pointing out that she's a woman isn't a problem if its done reasonably. I don't remember it being unreasonable in Horizon. Even if, it would be balanced out by the matriarchs of the Nora being morons and leading their people to ruin.
Gabriel Green
In that they're the moral puritans of CURRENT YEAR? Yes, absolutely.
Nicholas Hughes
>The topic of women in roles as combatants and positions of power comes up fairly once you're outside the Nora.
Which is a topic about female combatants and leaders, not about genitals, which proves my point and that you're just a fallacious and insecure inceI.
>Pointing out that she's a woman isn't a problem if its done reasonably
translation: "if they don't talk about it at all and just make her flash her boobies once in a while, it's reasonably done. if she criticizes patriarchal remarks, it's literally shit and forced diversity and i hate women."
bye x3