>hey bro how much for this item?
>"offer"
Hey bro how much for this item?
Luke Phillips
Thomas Barnes
>lowballs to get the barter train going
>*user has blocked you*
Anthony Scott
>Post a lowball price to get a feel for the range
>"Lol"
>Proceeds to ignore even though I was ready to haggle up from there.
Dumb idiot, do people just post 'offer' in the hopes that someone has to idea about the actual worth and posts some retard price? You're essentially stating that "I'm up for haggling" when you say "offer".
Blake Fisher
Bartering is shit and nobody in their right minds wants to deal with that.
Robert Howard
>the item is fashion shit in a game where power matters
>it's worth mora than the most OP weapon in game
Asher Gray
You're saying
>I want to barter
When you say "offer".
If you're not up for bartering, why not just place a definite price to begin with?
Tyler Allen
That is exactly what they are hoping for.
Connor Lee
PROTIP: They're looking for suckers who don't know the price.
They don't want to haggle with someone who has any sense of real value of the item.
Evan Rodriguez
>offer them 90% of what market average on item is
>"TOO LOW SORRY"
>what price did you have in mind?
>"140% market value for item"
>want to settle on 110% market value?
>"NO LOL"
>whatever
>buy it from someone else at 70% market value instead
>they're still trying to sell the same fucking item 3 days later
every god damn time
Sebastian Garcia
>ask for price check on item
>"hey bro ill buy it for x amount"
>x amount is basically a rip off and never get my question actually answered
And this is why I never ask for anything anymore and just sit around and lurk at trade centers to see what goes for how much
Alexander Roberts
>share a revolutionary and profound philosophical revelation in general chat
>"i dont get it lmao"
Mason Johnson
Posting
>Traps are gay
Doesn't count.
Austin Edwards
>say something related to the current meme of the month
>they start calling me the king of the internet
Charles Taylor
also my personal fucking favorite
>WTS [rare item] CURRENT BID 180% NORMAL VALUE
>repeatedly offer them average value every time they post, or value based on previous sale on the server
>"SORRY I HAVE x OFFER FOR y FROM PLAYER z"
>player z never exists, there's never an actual current bid
>continue giving a legitimate offer for several days in diminishing amounts
>they inevitably bend from people shitting on their absurd expectations and you buy the item at like 50% actual value
>not even a day later resell it for the actual price by not marketing like a retard
Brody Bailey
>try to call something out to the team in voice chat
>"dude your voice is so deep do you work in radio?"
Austin Morris
>teammate voice is deep and sexy like black coffee
Brayden Robinson
>selling [rare item] at [100% going rate]
>pm: can you do [50%]
>pm: can you do [70%]
listen here you shits i don't care how your friend of a friend gave you a 90% discount when i say i want the same as the current rate i don't mean offer me half and say "lol sorry no thanks" when i tell you that you're a fucking nigger
Jaxon Reyes
This shit man.... They just want you to offer a ludicrous price so they can rip you off.
John Gutierrez
>friend is streaming our match together
>hop in and hear my voice
>i sound like a total faggot and i've never noticed after all these years
Ethan Johnson
This reminds me of a story from WoW...
>Try to sell some green item in trade chat for 150% of AH price
>[Someguy] whispers: I'll give you 50% of AH price
>[Me]: says: No i'd rather just put it on the AH for 99% of AH price
>[Someguy]: Omg you will never get that sold lmao enjoy wasting deposit on the AH just to never get the item sold looool
And then i sold the item for 99% of AH price 3 hours later
Jaxon White
>lowballs to get the barter train going
>lol
Sebastian Gomez
Everyone does, learn to not give a fuck.
At least you dont have a british voice and inevitably derail every conversation with americans when you open your mouth.
William Lopez
>Me: "Reported"
>didn't actually report him
Isaac Fisher
>levelling tailoring
>need more cloth, looking to make a quick buck
>bags are 5s
>"wts bags 6 cloth + 1s each in front of org bank"
>some faggot whispers me to say that's a ripoff lol
>people line up orderly and trade for 2-3 bags at a time each
>reach 75 tailoring hit 1g
The classic stress tests are magical.
Daniel Hernandez
If you're trying to sell an item through chat in a game with an auction house, why the fuck would you ever expect to get more than the AH price? The only reason to attempt a direct sale is because you're desperate and want the money right now and are willing to take a lower price for it.
Nicholas Sullivan
>newbie sees me and asks if I can craft X for him so he doesn't have to buy the crafting recipe
>tell him that'll cost me a resource he can't trade me but agree anyway
>I proceed to list of the other ingredients that he needs to send me
>random passer-by overhears me and spams the newbie not to trust me with his almost worthless mats
Jonathan Lewis
based
Jace Murphy
WA K F U !
Christopher Price
>me: I'll fuck your mom
>fuck his mom
Nathaniel Ramirez
why is mayu so hot?
Samuel Russell
>Gets scammed for an item
>"It's all good bro, I have plenty more, you just made yourself look like an asshole. Get reported"
>Doesn't actually have more
Luis Mitchell
>Lets myself get scammed
>Guy mocks me and rubs it in my face
>"Please give that back, I'll do anything for it"
>Having the item is bannable offense and I report him for having it.
Ryan Bell
I fucking wish
Cooper Fisher
>Gets banned
>PM the Admin/Mod who banned me with "ban evasion"
Austin White
I can't even count the number of greedy kikes in tf2 that blocked me after my first offer.