Sleeping Dogs is literally TWO dollars

What's your excuse?

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I already pirated and beat it twice.

I dont have two dollars

I'd still pirate it even if it was free just so I don't have to use Steam.

No coop so I don't care.

None? Everyone including your mom has played this already. We need a fucking new one.

I paid 5 for it a few months ago and got like 3 hours into the game before dropping it
It's just a shitty beat em up

>Definitive Edition

I just dont care about games anymore

i can never get into it, absolute shit story, voice acting and gameplay.

if only japanese made it instead.

>TWO dollars
>leaves out the "and sixty nine cents" part
NICE TRY

There are better games to waste my free time playing

2 dollars USA, that's kangaroo prices.

why are you shilling?

paypal has been processing 2000 of my dollars for a week due to a bug so I've cut down on my spending. not even this will get me to spend sadly.

Any idea how long the sale lasts?

I don't get paid till tomorrow.

It hasn't aged well

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Why so many GTA-esque games have 'dogs' in their name?

bought it, played it all day today. the storyline is surprisingly captivating and the gameplay is fun once it opens up a bit

i dont like third person open world games. shittiest AAA genre imaginable.

That's the shitty version though.

I'm glad you said literally or I wouldn't have believed it.

I already have it

>No cloud saves.

Nah, might as well just pirate it.

what's the difference

the game sucks and that's why it's always so cheap

The "definitive" edition has worse graphics. It has all the DLC, but the DLC is all terrible, so who gives a fuck about that?

Why would I spend money on a dead series? Just pirate it.

I already have two copies of SLeeping DOgs on PS3 that I have never played.

looks boring

Played it on PS3. Payed 5 Dollaru 5 years ago.

im not going to play it. so why buy it even for 2 dollars?

Can't be a good game if it's $2

Yakuza is better

gta clone with yucking chinks. ew

I'd buy it, but then I'd actually have to play it.
And I don't play video games anymore. I just watch them on Twitch.

I already pirated it like 5 years ago.

Decent average game.

Already bought it a long time ago and loved it. Even got all the achievements.

I already beat it when it came out and it's not even good :)

Do you actually think this?

didnt they remove this game from the store years ago? wtf
I think they even gave it away for free before removing it

Its open world, steal car, shoot gun
i hate those GTA clones
normie tier shit crap

I let Sleeping Dogs lie for too long.

Because I already have it. Now I just wish they had the entire soundtrack for sale.

Boring as fuck and looks like shit.
Just your usual outdated open world design and bamham combat

[x] GTA clone
[x] yuking chinks

It checks out sir!

Please explain how it’s a GTA clone

>steal cars
>shoot people
>kill random people
>run people over
>beat people up
>small open map
>missions
>money

Other than the slightly improved on fighting system and RPG mechanics to make your dood kill better it's just Hong Kong GTA that makes you feel bad for killing random doods.

>Hong Kong having protests, going to get cucked back to China
>Sleeping Dogs only $2
Goodbye HK. You had a good run under british rule but you won't be able to unjust yourself

its not very good

Already played it

The fact I had it for xbone, tried playing for the first time, and after an hour the game just broke and wouldn't let me continue. Even after a restart

GTA is worse, though. Maybe except IV.

Already have the normal Sleeping Dogs, not gonna rebuy the """"""""""""""""""""Definitive""""""""""""""""""" Edition...

I feel for them tho, being near china must be hell, even japan gets cucked by china

Already own it.

I have never played it, because it looks fucking boring.
Now, it is just 2 bucks... I won't play it anyway.

it's not boring, it's pretty cool , has good music, a nice fighting sistemand the story is this chow yun fat hong kong drama. Hong Kong is also easily one of the most chill "open world" cities out there

I bought a pork bun instead

$2.69 is price of pork bun in hand

>Steam shit
Yeah, pass on that, if GoG doesn't have something I'm simply pirating it. Actually I'm pirating everything and later decide if I want to buy it.

Seems like Yakuza but western

Got it for free on xbox 360 years ago. It's awfully mediocre.

I want it but I also want a bunch of other games that will be for sale during the summer sale and I'm on a really tight vidya budget, if it's still at that price when the sale starts then I'll get it but otherwise I'm fine with skipping out on a game where the only appealing aspect for me is the setting until it's on sale once again.

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nigger

i want a pork bun

what exactly does the "definitive" edition provide over the original?

>Sleeping Dogs
>Watch_Dogs
>Nintendogs
What else?

All the DLC and downgraded graphics

same but three times. I"d like the chievos huevos but I'm not sure I could go through it again, especially if chievy sheivy required a second(or more) playthrough.

That's because I spend that two dollars on your whore of a sister to suck my cock Wei Shen!

it's Yakuza except with a budget and minus all the charm and fun side things to do set in Hong Kong.

Japan deserves it tho, unlike Hong Kong.

It's two fucking dollars, dude.
Don't eat Oreo for one day.

The definitive edition is completely inferior. Pic very related.

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Is it like Return to Arkham

Why bother? The devs are dead.

IF YOU HAVENT TASTER PORK CHAMPS YOU ARENT REAL MAN!

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It's typical bamham combat but god damn grappling an enemy and smashing their head against a concrete wall repeatedly until they collapse is satisfying as hell

>yakuza
>charm
Uh... Ok.

>OG version ran perfectly fine
>Definitive Edition crashed fucking three times in the span of a day

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United Front Games is kill. Who gets the moolah from Definitive Edition?

But the steam sale might have other games at the same price that I want or games that would add up to hitting my budget if I spend those 2 dollars now. Sleeping Dogs has hit this price point multiple times so if I waited this long I can wait longer.

Look at the name below theirs.

when you compare it to sleeping dogs yeah charm

> Open world is most assigned tag
Not even worth a pirate

Can you eat pork buns in Yakuza?

yes? you can buy them from poppo

Still not worth it. I got it for free through piracy, played it for a few hours and uninstalled it. Boring game

Just Dogs

No? They changed that

kys weeb

i already played it through on launch.

where do you think you are retard?

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Cool

Pirated on release, beat it a couple of times. Good game, liked the story and the fighting gameplay was pretty nice

We're on Yea Forums. You want . Please do a backflip off your nearest bridge.

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Would rather play rockstar games than their cheap wanna be knockoffs?

You're not in your safe space little weeb boi

>definitive edition

>paying for single player games without mod support

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>hating anime
fuck off back to /pol/ incels

Why are you doing this you fucking shill? Square closed down the devs after asking for a stupid online game, fuck off, don't give money to them.

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>Definitive Edition
Eeew.

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