Greetings

shouldn’t you be guarding some donuts and coffee, Freeman?

That kind of reminds me of that squirrel that got caught between the power lines one day back at MIT. The thing caught on fire and got fused to the wires, which caused a transformer to blow up and knock out the power to all of campus. That squirrel must have cost the university at least ten thousand dollars. That was a good day.

Jeff ref?

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youtube.com/watch?v=NMk6LLDGp5I

Why do we all have to wear these RIDICULOUS ties?!

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They're waiting for you Gordon. In the test chamburrrr.

Squad, we got Freeman!

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BODY?
HAHA WHAT BODY??

*pew*

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>shameful faps

they had bouncing titties, nothing shameful about it

>shameful

youtube.com/watch?v=1zl1L0oWVoU

youtube.com/watch?v=lqYqyHBTZjg

Why do we all have to wear these RIDICULOUS ties?

in the tessssssst chamberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

youtu.be/zPiAK_RP8dU

youtube.com/watch?v=y4T9zbNMAP0

Ah, Hello, Gordon Freeman, it's good to see you.

With my brains and your brawn, we'll make an excellent team.

I hope those containment parameters are still nominal

Lead the way.
I REFUSE TO GO ANOTHER STEP!

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Any video game would be 100% better if it included the scientists from HL1, prove me wrong

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It was truly a different time

You look terrible, here, let's try this

No............
Roger that lets run like hell!

Wouldn't you like to get one of these blood samples under a microscope?

COME GET YOUR FREE TVS

Headcrab zombie watching the TV is still one of the more disturbing things I saw in a video game.

You are completely wrong

DO YOU SUCK DICKS?

youtube.com/watch?v=f2JDto0KSr0

I wonder if I should run those tests again...

FORGET ABOUT FREEMAN

Did you submit your report to the administrator today?

>play through uplink
>zombie dragging corpses
>dead soldier face down near the top of a ladder that a zombie pulls away to try and lure you up
>houndeye luring you into a room where two zombies push over servers to block where you came from
aww, i wish they did more of this
headcrab zombies getting smarter would be cool

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