SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019

I'd rather be raped by a female since she's a human unlike the male werewolf.

Aw yeah, i can already tell this is gonna be a good thread. Also this dude is prolly banned.

Male

This is a good run. Shame they are super banned.

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cringe and bluepilled

I just realized this is the guy who did the trainwreck Gungeon run last year or whatever.

When's half life/half life 2?

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>has fun
>banned
it's all so tiresome

NOW

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This game is clumsy but looks like the developers had fun making it.

Cute shota werewolf

Here I go!

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Female, duh. I ain't no dang dirty homo.

Why did babymetal play during tony hawk underground 2. They weren't in the tracklist and babymetal was formed way after the game. Someone explain this to me.

based and redpilled

>tfw have work all day this week and will miss most of GDQ

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Has Greasy Goy shown up on cam yet? How many prizes has he defiled with his grime?

That wasn't really his fault, Gungeon is a bitch of a game and runners usually reset all the time until they get a good run, but you can't do that in a marathon.

>literally who

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good luck

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>run is so boring they start talking about game logic

Based beastars poster

Hour 3 of beating off and my dick looks like a pickled sausage now. If a girl so much as farts within a square mile of me I will sniff her out. How do people get anything done on adderall? When I finally get this nut it will make the RBMK explosion look like a black cat. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Zombies Ate My Neighbors is one of the most fun coop games ever created for the SNES. Especially because it is both cooperative and competitive. You both compete to get supplies and a higher score while also having to work together.

It's not even a fun joke anymore, just a conditioned response.

god this run is fucking awful, fuck I wish that company I had an interview with would contact me back and tell me if I got the job.

boring

yes he did in preshow and in some interviews
around like 5 with gloves on

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same and it's gonna be 40°C
aHhAHHHHHHHH just kill me now

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>If a girl so much as farts within a square mile of me I will sniff her out.
nice.

Oh yeah, he's actually the brother of Mr_Shasta who ran Kirby earlier. I don't know how he managed to turn out so chill and kinda funny when his brother is such an insufferable furry fag.

no u

Fag.

Was gonna have the week off to chill but work is sending me overseas instead.

I am going through the same shit.
They told me they would contact me within 24 hours.
>day fuck three

how to get adderall, I just wanna grind in path of exile for 24 hours

I'm not into gaming collectibles but I would 100% hang that sword and shield on a wall, they're gorgeous.

posting on Yea Forums literally makes 50% of gdq more enjoyable

Don't forget mad lispy.

get totally hugged

On Adderall you lock onto the first thing you start doing. If you don't do anything you inevitably start jerking off, but if you manage to focus on something else first you'll do that for hours instead

...

Did they explain the score management aspect of the run? Why do they have to save as few people as possible?

>desperately have to poop but theres a psycho flying cockroach in the living room and i dont want to leave my room

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>RBMK explosion

TO THE INFIRMARY!

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+SSS:
SSS:
SS:
S: Streets of Rage
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk //
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland
E:
F: Super Mario Bros 2
-F:
Z:

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From memory he died using Bullet, had another chance and died again. He only had to beat Dragun. I have most the cheevos in the game and sure speedrunning it is harder, but there comes a point where you just slow down a bit and finish your second chance.

me posting in tha sgdq thread

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yeah, i fucked up and woke everyone up in the house earlier so i shut my door to my room. makes sense now.

just get gamer diapers dude

Poo in your hand and fling it at the roach, two birds with one stone.

what's the pleb channel name? trihex is streaming

>stayed up till 4AM watching shitty speedruns
what went wrong?

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cringe and cringepilled
nothing will replace skelerating user

They explained at the start - if you only save one neighbour in a level then in the next level you only have one neighbour to save, and every some number of points you get an extra bonus neighbour who you have to kill off for speed.

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it begins

>furry
He DID wear the pink bunny alt Bullet costume so he may very well be a furfag himself.

kill yourself you twitch chat using faggot

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shiiiiiit I hovered this (working at a school), I didn't see the image but the request to download the full image has already been made by my browser. how fucked am I?

may he rest in RIP

wanna sex

>Boss turns into the old man from the Six Flags commercials

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>4 variations of S
>-F
>Z

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twitter.com/mrshasta?lang=en

Getting that disastrous crash run vibes from this run,

creepy looking shit

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FBI's on their way

we get it, you watched chernobyl

Expecting a waifufag to have a fully functioning brain is just asking for frustration, user.

name 5 games that do this

not fucked? it's work safe.
don't hover this though. whatever you do don't! RESIST

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red hat sounds like an unpleasant person to be around with. 3D glasses commentator is cool.

Same. Mobile company reached out to me and asked if I was interested in having a video sponsored. I said I'd like to know more details. It's been 5 days with no response

>TIER LIST FOR LAST GDQ

+SSS: '07 RuneScape* // Himouto! Umaru-chan Himouto Ikusei Keikaku* // Rabi-Ribi*
SSS: DotA* // KabpoyORB!: The Splooshy Hyping Charmed Game* // Metal Gear 2: N-Word* clips.twitch.tv/BillowingAffluentJackalGivePLZ
SS: Divinity OS2* clips.twitch.tv/HilariousSincereHerringWTRuck
S: Férias Frustradas do Pica-Pau* // PKMN Gold* // FFIX Eiffel 65* // FFIV Race* // WinWaker* // LttP* // RapeLay* // Katawa Shoujo* // Kamila 2 BTFO*
A: Aria of Sorrow* // MoH:Airborne // Lightfall // Megaman 10 // Megaman DOS* // Trio The Punch* // Dead Cells* // Mario Kart DS // Castlevania SOTN // Crash 2 // Sonic Rush // THPS2x // Halo Reach // Gordo 106 // Dragon's Lair // Monkey King // Prey DLC
B: Earthworm Jim 2 // Kirby Amazing Mirror // Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts // Serious Sam Co-Op // Near Tomato // Bastion // Momodora // SMRPG // Octopath Traveler // Avoid the Noid
C: Bloody Wolf // Shadow of the Colossus // Portal Race // Castlevania Chronicles // Simon's Curse // Tomb Raider II // Sonic Mania Race // Mario 3Mix Race // Timesplitters 2 // Warcraft 3 // LoZ: TP // Semblance // Metal Gear // Ultimate Doom // Klonoa // Metroid Fusion // Overload // Overestimate!* // Neopets*
D: Spoon2: Octo // Majora's Mask // Hollow Knight // DKC Race // Bloodstained // Tomb Raider: AoD // SMB2JP // Sonic Forces // Mario Kart 64 // Moonwalker // Megaman Unlimited // Urban Yeti // Sword of Sodan // Garfield // Dishonored: DotO // Doom 2 // Negrodancer // The Messenger // Diablo 2: LoD // T-Rex Demo*
E: MGS2 // ActRaiser 2 // Pocky & Rocky // Megaman Zero 2 // Castlevania III // Silent Hill 2 // Rayman 2 // Sanicball // Trauma Center 2 // Guacamelee! 2 // N++ // Virtual Hydlide // Mohawk & Headphone Jack // Celeste // Ratchet & Clank: UYA
F: Tropical Freeze Race // Jak 3 // DS3 // Bladderborb
-F: Resident Evil // MMX 1-3 // Phantom Menace // Home Alone 2 // Chex Quest // Cuphead
Z: Sonic the Hedgehomie 1 // GTA:VC // TASBot & Dead Lions

*Watch, very good times.

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we get it, you're a faggot

rate this run

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It looks like your only remaining option is to initiate the Columbine Contingency

8/10

8/10 very comfy

I wonder what that chair smells like, I bet it's all sweaty haha

*whips out smartphone which is not on the school's network*

you're not the boss of me!!

8/10, comfy times

mad HBO redditor

Comfortable A.

2

6/10
woulda been 8/10 if i muted the first half of the run

Holy shit god damn what the hell 8/10

very boring

8/10 for runner commitment to the characters

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Here we go

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A for cussing

6/10

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>$20 From Anonymous "Kill the niggers, save the white race."
Is the donation reader trying to get banned?

>reposting the troll list from 6 months ago
I'm almost impressed

10/10 Zombies Ate My Neighbors is great

I'd give it another A but I also have no idea what I watched either

how was the THUG2 run?

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Lemme check who's on the mic for this block
>Raimi9/11

Well, that explains it.

pretty nice/10

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3D glasses commentator is Ecdycis, if you enjoy horror game speedruns you'll probably enjoy his streams, he's one of the few streamers I'm aware of who can keep track of everything going on in a 300 viewer chat

Legit question, how do they keep getting away with it?

female obviously

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Yea Forums is unironically the best board on this shitty website. Has been and always will be. Where my Yea Forums bros at?? WE RUN THIS SHIT

bad

One of the best so far.

very good

what do you mean, this was the legit list
I even saved it for myself and checked the really good runs with the asterisks mentioned

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I am a humble service person and I've interviewed for this job three times and he told me I got the job the third time. Said he had to "talk to the GM" and I'd get a call within 24 hours. I'm guessing they lost my application and thus my number but I know I'll make good money at this place so I can't back out.
Fuck this who doesn't respect that I can't tentatively look for a position when I should in all respects be working already.

>all these high scores for that run
it must be a boring night

>was 250lbs at agdq
>now 193lbs for sgdq
we doing it bros. probs won't lose too much more since ill start lookin stickboyish

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Just say you're a janny. Can't be helped having this shit in your browser history.

Not bad, not as good as the ESA run of the game but it was still pretty good.

8.5/10, it's pretty damn impressive that he can get through the whole thing without losing a life unintentionally

>world1488 gaming
Why would they accept this sponsor?

How was tony hawk ?
i just woke up

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Based and sneedpilled

youtube.com/watch?v=llNR8gqiyr0

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2/10

good job, keep at it.

hopefully your persistence pays off user

>My friends.....

Where's my husband Linkus at?

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Is speedrunning having the ability to memorize large chunks of data, but wasting that brain power on some obscure Saturn import instead of gaming the financial markets or deciphering organic chemistry?

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WAIT. IS HE THERE?

>durr i haven't played this game in like 2 years
>screws every trick up
Yeah, that run was way better.

the chat is fucking dead

babymetal/10

Good job bro keep it up

A lot of it is muscle memory. These people are often actually very retarded and have trouble with any simple tasks they aren't intimately familiar with.

Yup, glad you agree!

it's playing a video game you colossal retard

7

>Really want to play Blaster Master Zero
>Find out Limited Run games making a physical release.

Waiting is hard. I played the demo and it was really fun

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My last job I worked there 6 years as a shit hauling theater usher to work in their tiny bar.
They fired me for dropping a 13 dollar bottle of liquor.
Nothing can phase me at this point.

twitter.com/Bonesaw577/status/1111351319200256000
guys

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fuck I'm going to miss metroid tonight

There's very little proper memorization or anything past grinding out committing the movements to muscle memory for 99% of games. Most speedgames are very early and basic with little rng, or rng that's easily coped with via backup strats. Even RPGs are largely, over 80% menuing for speed gains.

Mostly it's no lifers brute forcing games. Abstract comprehension isn't their thing.

I havent tuned in yet, who got banned and who got memed so far?

twitter.com/Bonesaw577/status/1142681496228106241
he's not there. that wasn't for gdq anyway.

I can see the reason for one or two S ranks, and one rank lower than F. We can assume A is what the person observes as a legitimately good run, but it wasn't personally appealing to them, or not appealing enough to everyone if they're trying to make a public ranking. S ranking would just be for either great personal or universal appeal, and S+ could show both, though I agree realistically only one is really necessary if you're going to do it.

F rank would be a horrible run that at least tried its best, but failed in several regards, meanwhile lower than F would be for absolute catastrophes.

It is indeed a pretty stupid way to do it, but their base idea isn't absolutely terrible.

proud of you

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Updated for Zombies ate my neighbors

+SSS:
SSS:
SS:
S: Streets of Rage
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk //
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland
E:
F: Super Mario Bros 2
-F:
Z

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>lisp
I just can't, I'm sorry.

I hate david already.

ok this guy is autistic

OH NO NO NO NO

Oh dear he's autistic

i've been asleep for the last 16 hours what happened since then?

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ahem.
FUCK TRANNIES and FUCK WOMYN

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retarded diaper boy

that's fine
mute it and watch it on another monitor
or don't watch
people with lisps are people too

>his voice

He sounds like a gay mobster

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>lbs
What's that in real units?

Buckle up bud, we get 30 mins of David.

cheers lads

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>I am pwaying
>bwasto masto

bwasto masto

Hey guys I just woke up. Any trannies been on yet?

user sleeping that much is unhealthy

>metroidvania

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Hewwo ewwywun

Bwasta Mawsta tiwme

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Zero 2's really good as well.

video games were played to completion as fast as possible

pretty sure it's rhotacism not a lisp

is this guy autistic or is he just from New Zealand?

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Oh blaster master my arch nemesis

yes

god he's like chris-chan's little brother

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Every time I talk I just wait for him to say something like "Ok sillies!"

Stop bwing mean guys.

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Don't bully.

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Gay pride, trannies, furries, the entire degeneracy spectrum

I loved him like a brother in law

i know man i've been feeling pretty down and weak recently this was just a bad day i won't sleep that much tomorrow

He could be both user.

why you gotta crush my hopes like that user

Are we mean, or was God mean to him?

Looks like the Smash boys have arrived to make everyone sick again.

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I think I have something similar. I didn't know there was a name for it.

>try to pronounce burger
>it always comes out booger

I find his voice kinda cute... in a purely platonic way.

see

*buwwy

google translates to 25.8kgs.

he should be happy they even went to the bathroom

GOTTA SAVE THOSE FRAMES XD kill the animals hi from germany

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>stay hydrated
Fuck that, I'd rather fetch pokemon creatures.

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how bro?

is that the uranium *shivs ya in the neck* anchor?

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If there isn't hot water available, it's pointless.

how much dedotaded wam does it take to run blaster master?

>shilling for steam exclusive games
I don't think so.

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PAIL
OF
WATER

bwasta masta

SALLY SELLS SEASHELLS BY THE SEASHORE

I piss without holding my dick and kick the handle to flush

What now nigger?

youtube.com/watch?v=IY916oBJxB4

cringe epic shill

WINNIE THE POOH

>not building an immunity
lmaoing at handwashingfags

Now we in real boomer nerd hours.

Why do girls ask you to wash your hands but they put the whole dick in their mouth?

How's the tranny content this year? Any tranny incidents yet? I've just tuned in.

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>he doesnt wash his shoes in the bathroom

Ayy, same here.

It was a Switch exclusive for a year

imagine being a pathetic neet who never leaves their house and making fun of someone who actually does things with their life just because they have a speech impediment

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If you wash your dick, and don't piss on yourself there's no reason to wash your hands.

not washing your hands strengthens your immune system

Same answer this man how do I get adderal

t. has speech impediment

Anime weeb nerds anger me so much. Can you stop posting your trash and go to your contamination board?

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yeah wouldn't that be weird haha

Just ask any "e-sport" player, they all take adderal.

imagine being Kumiko

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>speedrunning
>raising money for child traffickers
uh user, those arent doing things with your life

TAINANMEN SQUARE

what about the neet making fun of neets
what is that fuckin guy then

a neet, user
don't be dumb

Meh only shitty nintenyear nostalgia goggles old low skill boring trash with boring commentary.

Majority of 2d games should begone from agdq they're all boring samey shit.

You lack self-awareness

So why are you all watching an autistic man pause his way through not playing Master Blaster for the NES

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This man needs to not say words with the letters L or R. Why the fuck is he playing BLASTER MASTER? Lmao Jesus Christ this is just cruel

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imagine being that hoodie

oh

B W A S T A
M A S T A

I want to fuck that rabbit

Touching the door and button to flush is filthy enough to warrant it.

Special reminder cosmo is meant to be there with a camera crew doing some documentary, no doubt tranny related because these people's entire identity is their mental illness.

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wait a minute
>platform PC
>visible top loader next to him
Am i retarded?

>It's way better than what's in my peepee

youtube.com/watch?v=4gi_IGuKx4U thread theme

welp

the platform is fc so yes, yes you are

How have the runs been so far? Anything worth looking up?

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because he said after they denied his run AGAIN at agdq he said he wasn't going to bother applying or going anymore. Last year they did everything they could to keep him away from the camera after "lifting his ban". He's not welcome there any more, and he'd be stupid to continue spending money to not be allowed to participate.

yes

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That's FC as in Famicom, user. You might be blind.

BAITed

excuse me, what

You only "build" your immunity to a rather low certain point, everything else is hereditary.

He literally sounds like Nick from Cum Town’s retarded guy voice. I think he came here with a suitcase full of jellybeans

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I do the same thing, the problem is no one else knows that. I also only fistbump people, shaking hands is fucking gross and if they ever say anything i just say i'm weird about germs.

Why are these people playing these old dinosaur shit games? Play something new ffs, this shit has been speedrun million times already

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what did he say that in response to and what did he mean

>name is narcissa
>getting a movie made about their self
it fucking writes itself

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i broke my glasses when i was 9 years old and decided to never get new ones my B thanks for the info

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Tony Hawk's Underground 2

I want to rail Cosmo

no boypussy to breed, i might as well watch this crap.

Doors to public restrooms are usually left open, and if not then you have to use a piece of towel if they have it to push the door open on the way out or else you just end up getting germs all over your clean hands anyway.
If they only have blowers and a handle instead of push/pull doors you're fucked anyway.

then why the fuck did they accept the run as backup then for this gdq, user

Got me, I kek'd heartily

Jesus what did she have to do to convince these people to even appear alongside them

>movie about speedrunners
>features someone who doesn't speedrun

some tard got off his leash and gave a chick a surprise shoulder grab earlier in the stream. thats about it

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>the uk is trying to exterminate speedrunners

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Nostalgiafags are a cancer.

zoom zoom get out

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No clue, I think I just tuned in at the right time.

got a clip of it?

Streets of Rage

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webm pls?

elbows my friend

link that sounds funny

fuck gdq, bonesaw was a good guy

He accidentally typed 5k viewers instead of 5 when they asked how many he has.

like dude, just form the phonetic sounds for L and R, what's so hard about it lmao

>He's not welcome there any more, and he'd be stupid to continue spending money to not be allowed to participate
he is welcome and he does participate, 90% of the reason anyone goes to these events is to have fun off stream, stop talking about shit you know nothing about

>court ordered execution of a baby because it was imperfect
fucking based brits
I fucking love eugenics

Looks like Magfest changed their name so he could say it.

FUUUUUUUG i'm so fucking bored. Where are all the gazillion glitch runs

are they going to include the fart and on stream moment?

holy fuck i just shit my pants god damnit

>break the game

more like break your brain

When does my wifu,'s game start?

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lost

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>wearing pants

Brits just hate catholics

nice!

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proofs

Why don't hot egirls come to speedrun events and hoover up attention away from the trannies

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>every anime girl post ITT is some dumb shit

good job

craniax isn't there iirc

How do you use your elbows to pull open a door on the way out?

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zoomers dont donate

He actually sounds fine when he enunciates.

>white people

2bqhwu, cosmo is the most passable tranny in the GDQ sphere

this those old nes 2d shit is fucking boring and they are all almost identical. Just leave mario and autistic hedgehog in and maybe megaman and thats it, no more 2d games unless the commentary is entertaining.

3d is way more interesting and takes more skill and they actually go fucking fast instead of waiting 20 minutes for a screen to scroll.

lmao he absolutely does. Wonder if he collects model trains

GDQ was never fun

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>'please, make yourselves at home'
>only thing to sit on is the bed
>'are you hungry?'
>nothing but s o ylent in the fridge

sheer power

female

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Okay his speech is getting better

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>passable

Zoomers were a mistake

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and love fascism
we're heading towards nazi germany 2.0 UK edition baby WOOHOO

Every now and then an attractive woman appears at a GDQ which sends all the proud Trans womyn into a suicidal spiral that they will never be beautiful and cannot reattach their ducks

40% baby

you elbow it hard enough for it to rebound open

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>Uraniumanchor
Is this faggot still doing tech? I remember years ago people commented on tech being kind of shit and he got pissy as fuck about it.

He was also fucking terrible at anything he run and blamed the game. He's one of THOSE faggots.

whatever happened to the benjamin franklin tranny

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>reattach their ducks

what happened to most of the trannies
I've only seen 2 of them so far.

youtube.com/watch?v=FveF-we6lcE

Would be a great troll

>antifa

what does it smell like???????

awea 8 without any hovew at awl

Duckmind

*shivs you*

40%

>reattach their ducks

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like shit

>please clap

I am not sure but they sure make me laugh.

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>please clap

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>non-nationalist globalist nanny state stripping identity of British culture
>fascism
Woo.

pwease cwap

That's what I would expect from someone who wasn't around for the golden age.

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that was amazing

I bet that demon has a horse dick, like a really really big one and huge balls too.

>please clap

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WATE THIS WUN

>have a speech impediment

there is no greater sign of a lack of self awareness than a speech impediment. 90% of the time it's literally just done retard never bothering to learn how to speak properly. they other 10 percent have actual bone and teeth problems that give them a real reason

6/10

solid but boring

>1 second off PB
Dammit

surprisingly good

fwive

Is the the RAM guy from Minecraft convention?

Kanna

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7/10

fwoa

It's alright, B tier, 7/10

wait so you think this dude DOESN'T know he has a speech impediment? Also holy fuck he has a wife

Bwasta Masta / 10

>this retard has a wife and you don't
>VERY THANKS

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>very thanks

>hes married and youve never been kissed

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>has wife

ITS NOT FAIR

good guy, don't bully

He has a wife, why don't you?

8/10 actually a good run, didn't even need "serious time" when doing stupidly hard shit

>HE'S MARRIED

Very thanks/10.

>this guy could get a wife
What's your excuse Yea Forums?

MORE MELON

>This autismo has a wife
>Yea Forums doesn't

Holy fuck the absolute state of us

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This Chad is married

>very thanks
such doge wow

Vewy thwanks, that was actually cute

This dude has a wife and he's an vidya autist who can barely speak. What's your excuse?

>wife

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>even he has a wife
>I stay at home masturbating to fresh Velocity porn

fwive/10

>DUDE HAS WIFE

THREAD ON SUICIDEWATCH LMAO

>very thanks

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I need to see this mans' wife.

don't forget to donate so we can play more games :)

>tfw he actually said 'life' but, you know, speech impediment

too be fair he seems like a good dude and hes probably deaf, and handicaps like that are pretty much a good advantage with chicks.

>VERY THANKS!

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B&R

its probably a tranny or a disgusting landwhale im not even jealous I swear

>my wife
OH SHIT

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Oh. Phew. That was a close one fellas.

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Finally, one of my favorite vidya

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AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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If he's deaf, how did he talk with the people behind him? You're retard. Very retard.

who is solomon and why does he have a key

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it's a joke from the end credits
somehow you guys are more autistic than the autistic guy

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are you sure that picture is the right way up bud?

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Why the fuck would they play the Soloman Key theme during intermission when we are going to have to hear it for the next 16 minutes straight???

>Yea Forums's sgdq thread is moving faster than sgdq twitch chat

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aw shit man

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Insider here, the reason 2017/2018 was filled with trannies was purely Proto's fault. Most of the trannies you see in that pic that aren't speedgamers, they were invited for ''diversity''. This is why you'll only see 1 to 2 trannies in the event since Proto has been kicked out this year.

i think you get old enough that you are told over and over and still don't give enough of a fuck to fix it because it's so ingrained in you. which is a while other personality issue. being married don't matter much if garbage marries garbage. they probably both have a host of issues

its almost like we are autistic too
weird

Sorry, my mistake

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Or they're not watching the streams; just listening.

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how the fuck did that babyvoice autist fucker have a wife? how???

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Being autistic would be knowing an autistic vidya in-joke

Why would they play the Sega Master System version of the music when they're playing the NES version of the game

Is it because Nintendo sucks

wow boogie really lost some weight

what proof do you have?

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And yet Claris is running a game? Why should you be trusted?

no problem bro always keeping my eye out for you

2D Nintendo platformers now THAT was real gaming.

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I have a girl that likes to swallow my cum. That's pretty close right?

no, GDQ staff is just dumb like that

I hate myself too much to let another person love me

it WAS NOT FOR GDQ.
go look at the fucking gdq admissions chart. They denied it just like they've denied it since his j&d run.

HUGE penis

It’s because sub only and probably has an ass load of no fun allowed rules, so no one wants to pay to kiss ass.

Based.

>he's out there living a successful life, happily married while you all are just sitting in your room making fun of people because they talk funny on an anonymous image board like a bunch of high school girls
LOL

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>blaster master
>niche

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i want to have a loving wife too

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Seems fine to me. Everybody wins.

BROWN

sh-sh-shut up

at least im not a nigger

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but the image is clearly from the same site, user
are you saying they tricked us into believing he has a chance?

just gaymarry an user from the thread
your only chance

tits

chill out faggot
making fun of the guy doesn't mean we hate him or anything

>Not making fun of autists, video game nerds, and trannies with your wife.
Wow, pleb.

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>Trihex's chat is faster than SGDQ's

Lol

All Yea Forums posters are niggers.

He's not exactly wrong. Normal people were oblivious to the IP before BMZ probably.

but im not gay
not that i had chance to try it anyway

oh a hot runner

normal people are oblivious to like 95% of all games doesn't make 95% of all games niche

i fucking hate this guy, he looks too much like me and he's annoying, wish he stayed locked in the chest

thats a dude

ill try being gay with you

oh cool this won't get annoything real quick

im already annoyed

THANK YOU DANA

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Took the word out of my mouth.

Wash yourself uggo

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THANK YOU DANA

Being annoying on purpose is how these autists think your run becomes successful. As long as the audience is making noise they think they're going to get a bump in twitch subs.

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You're welcome SGDQ

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GDQ is grossly incompetent, since they hire cheap ass tech crews to embezzle the maximum possible.

Hope you have better hygiene than the grease goblin

>is clearly from the same site
so go find the link to this gdq's admissions and post it here with bonesaw's run.
i'll wait.

what did he mean by this

I'm sure even among regular game players, the IP is still pretty niche. It was dormant from Blaster Master Overdrive (2010) until Blaster Master Zero (2017).

THANK YOU DANA

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Training my runs after I get home from the office and kissed my wife.

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are you fit?

Seems like he's having Etika moment.

Why is the chat so slow even with 100k viewers?

Thank you Dana

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The fuck am I looking at? I don't read Twitch Nigga.

Obviously. You get banned if you ever use the wrong pronouns when a 200 pound grown man is pretending to be a girl.

only subs can chat and there are like 2k of those the rest are banned probably

Cause everybody is in Trihex's chat

but regular game players are normal game players user i agree blaster master isn't super popular but i usually leave niche to those super niche games

/heem/ is cancer fuck you faggots

gdq is boring now that the freakshow aspect has greatly diminished.

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thank you dana brooke for fucking your face up

This but unironically.

I don't use Twitch for other things aside GDQ, is there a way to watch past stuff?
There will be some runs in the coming hours that I will lose but I really want to watch.

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You mean your wuns.

banned probably
i got banned on frame fatale for asking why it's a bunch of guys running a female only event

S'up guys. Just got home. Any cringe so far?

>Thank you Dana
also this game looks nice

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His wife is a "woman"

it's more tolerable to me now though

im a /knuck/ now anyway
I took the knuckpill

wife(male)

So stuff like Dwarf Fortress or anime fighting games?

She would had been best girl if she wasn't so flat.

thank you Dana

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So how's the degeneracy this year?

>record audio for video most of the night
>dog woke up at 3:30 so I walked her for a half-hour
>record more audio after
>now 5 AM but too awake from brisk walk to sleep
if agdq wasn't on i'd have nothing else to do until it wears off in an hour and i pass out
/blog

CRAZY PLAYS

Yes, there is a very good thread on r/speedun that's keeping track of all the vods

>all this tight movement
great run so far

I want to have sex with Dana. Are they a boy or a girl? You never know at SGDQ.

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If I'm not mistaken, runs are uploaded to youtube.

There's a 'past broadcasts' section in the videos tab of a channel. you can scroll through the vids there.

...

Good taste user
>became a goddesses
>still flat

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they're all on youtube
they might not upload it if they say bad things or have funbut that's pretty rare

doesnt matter the ass is shaved go in

i am you but i work in 2 hours, luckily i have addrerall

The runner looks & sounds hot, I wonder why hes wasting his time speedrunning this or even at all.

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dana is pretty sexy you cant deny this

>thank you, heil
woah

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because you rejected him and broke his heart

Because looks are for vapid cunts and personal fulfilment is more important.

Maybe he looked for a game nobody ran so he could steal world record.

token nerd

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I've missed out on the past few gdqs. Is it still boring and sterile?

Hope you have a good day at work, but try not to neglect your sleep like I do if you can

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WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS

Yeah but that's just me personally but i'm going to guess i'm just a bit extreme on niche

>turns everyone into a fairy

thanks user you too

post a pic of them

Agreed, now fuck off back to your e-celeb twitter screencap threads about some /pol/ shit

Finally a good run and it's only 16 minutes long. Time to go to bed after this I think

NEW BREAD

new thread

>star of david
uuuuhhh guys?

I don't have an account there, user.
If I can watch without an account, it will be great, thank you.
I searched their channel and there is nothing of this one. I think they upload later, but I remember user's saying that not all the runs are uploaded. Still, thank you for the a answer.
Oh that's why then. Hope the ones I want to see don't get nuked. Thank you, user!

What game?

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Temple of Solomon
so yeah

i dont get it
i skipped religion class

Solomon was a Jewish king

Great, now either sit here and enjoy the speedrunning or go follow some other dumb social media drama bullshit.

post pic of the wife, just tuned in, missed her