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Wrex.

Does she do anal?

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crater

>tfw let her die

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user, please. She's a good christian woman.

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>that face
"woman"

So that means yes

The most devout christian women are often the lewdest and naughtiest in bed.

i swear she looked better in 1 and 2
i think its the bimbo hair

Why did they turn her into a tranny?

>unironically used a tranny as her model for me3

why did they do this

I wish Liara stayed as an innocent blue girl like she was in ME1.

I want to see her work the pole in Chora's Den.

>ywn be literally mindfucked by a blueberry muffin alien
it hurts

not a fan of part 3

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Asari are parasites and it's a sin you cant get Liara killed at all during the entire trilogy.

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Oh, I'll gladly get sucked dry

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Can you even name the model?

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>those e-mails you find in ME3 that says she's been getting the alien equivelent of the BBC behind your back

fuck bioware

You monster

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Why do you need to insert that to everything?

This doesn't happen.

is she fucking feron?
drell cock can get you high

Even Liara wants to get stretched to the limit from time to time.

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Exactly. Kaiden is boring..so boring, but of more use to me then this sow and I will take boring over annoying

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wtf, I killed you on Virmire, stay dead you annoying christian ayy-hater.

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Yu B. Tarohl.

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>he played as femshep

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>default male appearance: completely unique head morph of noticeable quality on the same level as most squad mates compared to other NPCs of their species
>default female appearance: shitty placeholder made in five minutes from the character creator

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Ashley but dump her in ME2 because she'll be trash in ME3. Go with Miranda but get her killed in ME3.

Deal with it

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solid bait but who even gives a fuck about batarians

where is the penis?

You didn't cure the genophage, did you?

>her

>not wanting more krogan cocks out in the universe
spotted the tiny dick human boy

In her mind.

Yes, and?

jokes on you i'm a tentacle hanar boy

You bet your ass I did

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there is no comparison.
you have to, atleast once, go with Liara all the way since Bioware decided to give you like 1500% more content with that romance compared to all the others combined

Why was Tali such a thirsty slut in ME2?

How can I convince you its not? Meme aside I am a dedicated femshep player and really did want my happy lesbo ending with liara

Because taliman- I mean fans demanded it

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Is it really lesbo if the partner is genderless?

>Be surrounded by alpha cock
>Be trapped in a hazmat suit for your entire life, unable to take any dick
you do the math on why she's hungry for shepard cock

She's a pervert for being into humans

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Shit, that's legit?

That's the thing though, when some church girl is lusting for dick it's a matter of belief, she takes it and that's it. With the Lusty Cumbucket it's physical. Any dick can actually kill her.

Little whore got her suit popped. I wonder who else she was fucking. She did rise through the ranks awfully fast.

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old times when bioware was still good.

Found in the Shadow Brokers databases. It's as legit as it gets.

For me, it's Dr. Suvi Anwar

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God I want some suitrat bitch to sit on my face

>tfw a girl asks you to literally fuck her to death
that'd be one confusing boner situation

I've cleared this with a panel of dykes, and they're in agreement that it's pretty damn lesbo.

>Downloads movie about Turian/Qurian cross species romance.
>Deletes her dildo.
>Watches video about human sex.
>Turns her suit into a deluxe dildo

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Who the fuck are you, sir, and what do you want?

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She's not into turians, thank god.

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For me, its Jack.

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>sticking your dick in psycho
interesting for a night i suppose

yes?

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>he wouldn't stick it in crazy
You are a gay.

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I did a couple of times with my ex.
But she got more and more crazy to the point where she'd start cutting herself and going actual borderline insane.
Packed my stuff at that point.

No, you're just a retard who makes bad choices.

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BRRRRAAAPPPPP

>she'd start cutting herself
Nice. I lost my virginity back in high school and it was all because I started making fun of one of the emos in my class who had her arm full of cuts.

Haven't played the game in ages, but I'd think that entry only appears if you romance her.

it appears regardless because Bioware is lazy

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Or she's just hungry for human cock

were the fuck are the space games? you would think with the popularity of 1 and 2 more games would be made. we had a generation of cod copycats but no mass effect?
the generation is about to end and that all we got....fuck

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It's the same even if you're femShep

You think she has a fetish for humans in general? How common would that be among quarians?

Asking for a friend.

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Because copying a first person arcade shooter is easy.
Making a space opera requieres a ton of world building.

There was that one Qurian in that bar in ME2 that got plowed by a human. So I'm going to say very common.

Also not as wide audience

What is a psycho anyways? It's whatever society deems not to be normal. But what if the "crazies" are the ones who actually are normal?

>What is a psycho anyways
you and i

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She stole the tech from the original Normandy and gave it to the flotilla. That had to count for something

How did you know this was my favorite band?

I want to stick it in crazy

I've been around

What's that got to do with Daro?

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oh shit a ghost

Jack is pure.
She just needs love and hugs to get over her edgy phase.

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>Jack is pure.
Uh

pure filth