GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Tracer (yes...

GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Tracer (yes, THE Tracer from Overwatch) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Tracer blinks into the spotlight and the Calvary arrives!

>B-But Overwatch isn't on a Nintendo system
"No!"

Now what are you doing being a lil cheeky cunt about that disregarded rule? Persona 5 ain't on a Nintendo system yet Joker's the first DLC character of the Fighter's Pass. Same rule goes to ol' Banjo and Kazooie seeing how they ain't got a modern release on a Nintendo system as well. Ninty wants to try and go aftah broader demographics for Smash and there's no one better than Tracer seeing 'ow big Overwatch is. It's a smash hit and you'd have to have yer brain be cocked-up to think the DLC will be a complete Sausage Fest. After all, Smash could always use mer heroes and anyone who disagrees is bollocks. Cheers Mate. Tally-ho!

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I'm already tracer

I'd unironically rather have Steve join than see blizzshit staining Smash

smash is a stain

I'm going to beat my meat to overwatch porn now.

>Joker's the first DLC character of the Fighter's Pass
Persona Q2
>Same rule goes to ol' Banjo and Kazooie
Banjo-Kazooie, Banjo-Tooie, Banjo-Pilot, Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge

Imagine nintendo putting a lesbian brit that wears crocs in their game.
>Cheers love, the cavalery's queer.
>Last one there's a rotten cis white male!
>Look out world! Tracer's queer!
>I'm a flaming queer! *laughs* Really!
>ALL EYES ON ME!
>Males coming right at us!
>No one likes a biggot!
>Keep calm and queer on!
>Don't be straight.
>Tracer is it right for us to operate outside the law? That's a simple question, Orisa.The laws were made by men after all.
>You need to slow down, think about your actions. Okay, second dad!
>Woah, it's me. Is my chronal accelerator malfunctioning again? Who cares take off your pants!
>Tiens, tiens. It looks like we will be working together. D-Don't think I'm h-happy about that *panting heavily*
>Guess they'll let anyone be a pilot these days. *male hamster squeaks*
>The world could always use more queers!

Yeah true, I haven't played since december. But still.

>Persona 5 ain't on a Nintendo system yet Joker's the first DLC character of the Fighter's Pass.
Joker is in Persona Q2 on the 3DS.

No.

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Nintendo is an unironically racist, sexist, and based company. They'd never put in a Blizzard character, they're as westcuck as you can get.

Does nintendo even know what TF2 is?

>Irrelevant Spin-Offs
Now don't be a wanker there Anons
That's Theatrhythm justifying Cloud levels of silly

probably not but I can dream

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>B-But Overwatch isn't on a Nintendo system
Wait what why

Because Switch already has Fortnite and Splatoon

Tracer isn't a filthy lesbian.

And paladins
I was actually fucking pissed I couldn't use my paladins pc account on switch, they expected me to to buy the founders pass I already had a second time. If fortnite can have cross platform accounts I don't see why hi rez could not do the same thing.

This is canon

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GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to CREEPAH (AWWWWW MAN) getting confirmed in the mine! Make sure to have your pickaxe swinging side to side for the upcoming grueling task when we find diamonds tonight!

>B-BUT HEADS UP, YOU HEAR A SOUND, TURN AROUND AND LOOK UP, TOTAL SHOCK FILLED YOUR BODY!!!
“No it's you again i can never forget those eyes!”

Hate to disappoint you creeperfags but baby tonight, the creepers trying to steal our stuff again! And we're gonna run until it's done until the sun comes up in the morn!

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>Wet slurping noises

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Everyone knows Tracer's a closet cock slut who cheats on her girlfriend daily.

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>seeing how they ain't got a modern release on a Nintendo system as well.

>number of third party Western characters in the roster after 20 years

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Behold. I am the true Blizzard rep for Smash.

No really this would be fucking awesome. Heaven as a stage and a Diablo boss fight. Plus some well known Diablo or WoW weapon as an item.

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You should try that on an official blizzard forum, maybe Jeff him self will come to debunk you and tell you she exclusively nibbles on rug, and how you'd be a biggot not to play their game.

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He's obviously not gay enough user, it's gonna have to be 76 or Tracer.

>tracer
>cockslut

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Banjo is English m8

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Blizzard would rather make their own Smash clone then have one of their characters in Smash.
You know it's true.

>Wearing crocs
>Being into men
Pick one.

>We got a chance to sit down with Blizzard around the time of the Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Direct and, with Smash Bros. on our minds and Diablo III coming to Switch, we had to ask: who would Blizzard want as a guest character in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate?
>Blizzard senior producer Pete Stilwell laughed, but gave a quick answer. "Personally, yeah, I'd love to have Diablo. That to me is the immediate one. Then if we had over time, eventually the heroes, go through all of them...or you could go really awesome and only have Deckard Cain."

gameinformer.com/2018/08/16/we-asked-blizzard-which-of-their-characters-they-would-want-in-super-smash-bros

Reminder that Widowmaker clings to reaper because he's the only person who cares about her.

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that railing must be really slippery, they better make sure they have a good grip

He used to be first party tho

Nintendo still hasn't taken the plunge on an entirely third party Western character for the main roster

And when they do it'll probably be Lara

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Revenge arc WHEN?

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lore isnt a main factor in that game, thats why S76 banged ana and then turned gay

cringe. i dislike the idea of tracer in smash but this is just fucking horrendous. people who like tf2 should kill themselves

She doesnt care

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placed and redstoned

>Banjo-Kazooie
>Banjo-Tooie
>spinoffs

She probaby does.

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So is all of that shit you posted what you imagine all lesbians say or your fantasies about what you want women to say to you as they handcuff you to the bed and beat you with a cat-O-nine-tails?

Diddy Kong
King K. Rool
Dark Samus
Banjo-Kazooie

>J

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I love my wife Tracer!

By that logic, mercy has consumed enough sperm to fill a 20 liter barrel throughout her lifetime

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Neither, seeing as I've known a lesbian that I recall teasing me, don't have much of a thign for long nails, and I wouldn't really "die of thirs" if I never engaged in any bondage at any point in life.

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AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK. Did the person in this picture die?

I've never been so offput by an idea for a smash character

Banjo is as 1st party as Tembo the Badass Elephant
So, not at all

>that railing must be really slippery
>not scorching hot from the friggen sun

Not even Steve?

persona q2 is on a nintendo system

>not being able to read

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Not even Steve. I'd much rather Steve. At least mc is influential and good

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And Steve brings nothing to Smash.

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GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Tracer (yes, THE Tracer from Overwatch) getting on my dick. Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Tracer blinks on my dick.

Kill yourself delusional autist overwatch is dead blizzard is shit

>Die.
Why?

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fpbp

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Blue ringed octopuses (octopi? Octopodes? Octopussies?) are incredibly deadly.

>shaddicus mannicus

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Don't you talk like that about cephalopod bros!

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I'm not saying they're bad I'm just saying they're venomous. Risky shit handling them.

Arthas would be best blizzard rep
>Stage control based heavy.
>Has defile, which acts like the poison in WoL but spreads if you stand in it.
>Can summon ghouls like dedede's waddle dees in brawl. Can pick them up and toss them or explode them by attacking with a spaced sword attack.
>Final smash is either login screen dragon or charging apocalypse and instakilling everyone that can't run from the middle of the stage.
>At least one of his attacks mimics that juicy stab he killed the king of lordaeron with.
>Spider bro and skelebro assist trophies. Anub does impale and locust swarm. Kelly does the chains and his ult from HotS
B and up B would prolly be death coil and valkyr carry respectively but I dunno how to make those interesting. Maybe deathcoil reflects back for a heal if it lands and you can somehow get the valkyr to carry other players off the ledge.

That's a silly argument.

>Steveniggers still trying to meme

give up. You lost. It wasn’t her turn. Banjo won. Grow up

Neato. Thanks user.