SGDQ 2019

What are you dumb faggots playing?

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Based preoptransexualman

When is TSA going to return to Zelda speedruns?

+SSS:
SSS:
SS:
S: Streets of Rage
A:
B: Devil May Cry, Spyro the Dragon, TMNT 3,
C: Sonic Generations, DKC2, LoZ: Minish Cap,
D: Portal 2, Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland,
E:
F: Super Mario Bros 2,
-F:
Z:

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thanks doc

There are a few.

Who

animal crossing with my girlfriend

middle guy's voice cracks me up every time

Bloodstained, almost done with it. Fantastic game, hopefully we see a run at a GDQ before too long.

submit it

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SmoothMcGroove

Wait do you mean 2hu in Doom or Doomguy in 2hu?

keep us updated, megumin

Guys, I'm up next, wish me luck!

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favorite donut, Yea Forums?

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this couch fucking sucks

>he quit gdq a year ago
but they were present last year?

UH

Good luck!

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how does it compare to the castlevanias?

You fucking suck

post Doom memes

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Good luck, we're all counting on you.

SOTN for the first time, really didnt like it at all.

How long is it?

Why does she have a sauce packet in her mouth

just beat smb2

No I don't

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=11&v=v6kJak0Hltk

Thanks doc
Luna nights

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no

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>into the uhh........
muted

Just go read his kiwi farms thread, he had a tard rage and quit GDQ. He wont be there this year.

Sadly despite being there, Caleb will not be on stream or on the couch at all due to his banning.

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honestly normal glazing is solid

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Awful ranking anime tranny.

Reminder that kingdime actively reads Yea Forums so be nice you guys.

Maybe she's about to eat?

Couch commentary is peak autism.

WoW vanilla private server and waiting for Teamfight Tactics to release in a few days.

God damn Doom is still fun to play. How the fuck can nothing even compete still to this day.

Also playing bloodstained, can't figure out how to get past the spikes in the entrance after you get invert.

There's a Curse of the Moon run happening tomorrow.

chocolate glazed or chocolate dip. that being said i rarely buy donuts anymore since tim's went to shit and most other places dont have the things i like

She poor, that’s her lunch. She’s waiting for Kazuma to give her some salty sausage.

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>my favourite part of the run personally! haha

yikes

Remilia avatarfag needs to fuck off back to their dilation station

friendly reminder

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Based, keep it up fellas

>Can't donate less than $5
Why?

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aree they doing jak and daxter Precursor Legacy again?
Does bonesaw even attend these things anymore?

It's actually good? I was going to buy it the other day, but I got that Kickstarter funded indie game fear in me.

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glazing is overrated
a regular cinnamon donut + black coffee is good enough and it doesn't make your fingers sticky as fuck

one reason: being too self-conscious makes you tongue-tied, your jaw tightens up and it becomes hard to project you voice and keep your words from running together. moderate amounts of alcohol provide a decent if temporary remedy

The kind above a fat pair of balls

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Standard Krispy Kreme glazed or strawberry frosted with sprinkles.

Don't you want to help out a charity?

Etika is ALIVE

he submitted it and they set it as "backup" surprisingly

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I have a krispy kreme if you have a chocolate eclair

Nostalgia

turok was better

I need to fap post your best

Peak autism is fine, at least it's not peak brain damage

that sucks

I'm at 9 hours in at 95% map completion but there is a TON of extra stuff I want to do, such as collecting all the shards and finding more weapons. Plus three difficulties and playable characters. I bet I'll spend around 25-30 hours with it in total, easy. I'm sure you can run through it pretty quick though.

Its pretty solid, not the best but it offers something similar to the souls system in AoS/DoS while also having a lot of cool unique draws to it like INVERTING THE CASTLE AT WILL that feel fresh. I would say if it were a Metroidvania that was actually a CV game it would be top 5 easy.

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Why are classic Doom speedrunners always total Chads?

he quit in like october, he was not at the gdq pax thing or agdq 2019

bonesaw made a tweet that his jak run was on standby for if people dropped out but i dont think he got in

Jews

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dinosaur hunter or seeds of evil

Can we skip the formalities and may I please eat your puffy ass out

It's ugly as sin but it actually really is fun as hell. I was a total doubter at first. I haven't made a complete 180 on a game like this in a while.

Where you at

No, I'm a poor NEET and wouldn't donate even if it was only for a penny.

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rage wars

I don't know why people are butthurt about the arcade elements in Doom Eternal. It reminds me of Rise of the Triad, and Rise of the Triad is based.

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Tomorrow at 9:51 am is a run

They are unconcerned by earthly things.

>voice crack

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Thank god, good riddance.

Go back to the tower of the twin dragons and invert, get the Aegis Plate.

The hype is real, I fucking loved COTM.

Yes its pretty fun, maybe watch a bit of gameplay but I was in love within the first area.
youtube.com/watch?v=QYXA4qSxUtc

Okay no more Bloodstained attentionwhoring from me

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Often times there are processing fees so donations

CC transaction fees probably

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it's mostly overreaction to the HUD, to the point of people calling it kiddie neon shit for some reason

east coast

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Danke herr doctor

Have there been any good runs yet?

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surprised he submitted, i thought he swore off speedrunning after "the incident"

I don know what you're talkin about but posting stupid anime pics is fucjig gay and you're a faggot. Tired of this fucking shit

If you want to help charity donate straight to them.

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good start for sure

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>all the fun runs are at the most autistic times
The fuck?

dilate

They were trying to appeal to you user!

bethesda doom is not doom

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Same here
pomf#5104

fun things are fun, user

The retro stuff tends be overnight because the perceived BIG BOY game runs would make no sense being scheduled there. Retro games are dead weight and are over in like 20 mins~ so they just spam them overnight.

New Zankuro when?

when are we getting a good run?

ID is still developing numbnuts. Bethesda just publishes it.

Thongs really are God's gift to man.

What's with this cringe old game?
when will they speedrun something good like csgo or apex legends?

mario block

didn't work

Now thats some good shit right there

Are Hexen and Heretic worth playing?

love really does bloom on the battlefield

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Is the announcer's name prolapse?

undertow.club/threads/guilty-gear-xrd-camera-mod-public-gallery.12070/page-22
have fun

>caleb is dead
no fucking way

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id is dead

ye

Any new any % dilation WR so far?

You need to refresh the stream so it catches up. DOOM is on right now, user.

Me in the passenger rear seat

heretic is super fun but has a really bad sewer labyrinth section.

What did Caleb do?

>Nipple
You better delete that user

Last call is so shit

I'm looking forward to Fortnite runs myself

Yup, he got the email during his second to last X1-X6 marathon. Of course he is still AT this event so you may see him in the background. But he's confirmed that no couch, no commentary - they wont let him on stage. Sorry user, I love my boy Clabe too.

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>modern id
Gonna piss on my head and tell me its a nice day outside?

CTR on PS Quadruple

wrong game whoops

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What about Hexen and Heretic 2?

I remember him making jokes on his stream about dilation stations

Holy fuck, this is glorious. Truly the geniuses of our time. Thank you brother.

He said "sup nigger" on twitch and got banned for a few days

NO FUN ALLOWED

forum.zdoom.org/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=57817
It's here.

Play it with Demonsteele for maximum weeb.

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I have to get to bed for some fun wageslaving. Going to miss most of the event yet again. Have fun you fucks.

But he wasn't being racist when he said it

Honestly, that was a good run. Other than the fuckups in the first couple minutes, probably due to nerves, he collected himself and delivered.

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You know the drill, rate the Final Doom run from SSS+ to Z!

if you need to say nigger to have fun you are honestly a pathetic person

wasnt that in his discord dms

now this but braixen

Good job with the last call flames, first try
once he got breathing room he really improved

Not even, he had 'sup nigger' written in a discord conversation and accidentally alt tabbed to it.

nigger

Sweet dreams user, hope you catch a few more runs that you want to this week.

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at least they're playing a banger

You're being a bitch right now.

SourPls

We're free from Proto
Subarashii

Heretic 2 is good but it's not an FPS, it's a third-person action game

fellow wage slave here, i feel your pain. probably going to sleep in the next fifteen minutes as well, stay strong brother

>N
>I
>G
>G
>E
>R

7/10, it was ok, not super fun but not horrible.

C Because it was so fucking boring due to the runner and couch being monotone and doing nothing but explanation

I MISSED DMC

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4/10 because doom 64 is the only decent doom speedrun

>Outland next
Who /finn/ here?

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No he did both dude. He did read it and if you're really doubtful I can literally prove it via a clip.

C, it was fine but pretty forgettable

choon

Eh, it was alright. If there's a shit run feel free to watch the VoD of it instead

If SSS+ is the best then it's probably an S.

>ok game
>bad commentary
>good run

hmm.....

Is the collective known as proto finally fully gone?
will gdq ever recover?

Is this what it means to be rent free?

FF 14 CONFIRMED TRANNY GAME.

C
Okay, but TNT isn't too amazing and the couch sucked

GDQ has built-in commercials now? what the fuck

Desperados:Wanted dead or alive

>now

>FFXIV ad
Fitting for the audience

it wasn't all that exciting, but I am sorry you missed it

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>now

>now
How long have you been gone, user?

Dunno about /finn/ but I've played everything Housemarque released on PS3 and onwards and will continue to do so. Shame I never hear anything about their PS4 titles here, Alienation was good shit, especially up against their earlier title Dead Nation.

>darkman
That's racist

Lamo he looks like a hobbit

Welcome to 2019, friend. things have changed since you've been away.
Donald Trump is now president, the EU is falling apart faster, and Kojima left Konami. l

I'll give it an A-

That started in sgdq 2017

>tfw pay like 80% attention to the thread and only 20% towards the game

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Fuck he does.

holy autism

>darkman

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Only ads I recall seeing were donation related crap, not actual ads from bigwigs like Amazon.

Why is he sitting like that?

well

why do they let darkman do these interviews. he has 0 charisma

>child 1 stream

Why is he sitting like that?

>band and theatre
ultra chad

A hobbit running hobbit

What, do you think this is for charity or something?

this is unironic autism, right?

>yeah dude i've been through band and theatre so i don't give a shit
>yeah nah i'll answer your question when i feel like it fag, i'll take however long i want to think
>also your entire couch belongs to me, lemme put my arms all over it
This guy is an absolute fucking alpha.

Now this guy is definitely autistic, no jokes.

>hi, I'm darkman
yes you are

Holy fuck is this what happens when you go full theaterfag?

his posture is fucking weird

Does that couch have some sort of shrink power? Everyone who sits on it looks fucking tiny compared to whoever's behind the desk.

more like 95/5 for me, every year

based autist

caleb is dead bros i can't fucking believe it, i literally took his chokes and roid rages for granted.
i'm so sorry bros

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Yes

Is the prize goblin there?

arm around his invisible waifu

he is distilled autism

this interview is bad, interviewer has the same level of energy as a car wash manager

>highschool theater kid
Gross

does anyone else think sub chat ruined the mood of sgdq/agdq...

>staring straight into the camera

>think im bad with people
>watch some of these interviews

jesus...

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>all the other boob posters are dead or gone

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he's trying too hard to look loose and its making him look extremely tense. also he keeps looking into the camera instead of at darkman

cringe

You faggots really expect someone who is speedrunning The Fucking Hobbit out of all games to not act autistic?

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its a power pose that leaves his arm muscles untensed so he can attack at a moment's notice

so, I haven't played doom since I was 4 years old back in 95, where should I look to play it again in the best way possible?

PANNEN NAMEDROPPED

Both these people during this interview make wet slappy sounds when they talk, they need to swallow their spit.

In this video...

>looking right into your soul

never really paid much attention to the chat either way

This x100

>namedropping pannen
based autist

>"I SEE YOU user"

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At least he went out like a fucking champ with that MMX1-3 race. His team sucked dick but he was playing great (outside of missing cutscene skip).

RIP a real autistic legend.

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>this interview

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stare into the darkman and the darkman stares back at you

>interviewer already nervous
Put him in his place, autism bro.

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Was the MMX race that AGDQ good?

AHHH

Follow the guide on /vr/.
i.imgur.com/Hx8VpW6.png
youtube.com/watch?v=ietb4JwaaXA

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>Do you want more people to speed run this game?
>long pause before answering.

Why the fuck would it ruin the mood to not have chat be unreadable spam moving at light speed? You niggers are just salty you cant spam shit in it.

wow are all the interviews as top kekked as this one was?

what kind of insane person had that shit open, let alone posted in it? it moves so fast on a stream with this many viewers, it's not worth paying attention too unless you're like ozy and just let the stream of shit wash over you with ten other streams open

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Download Brutal Doom

yes

>rainbow lanyards

fucking gay

lel

How many speedruns do I need to do to look like this

>im half coordinated

>can't download this game on steam
le sneaky pirate face

>This guy can actually articulate
Whats with nerds and articulation

I dunno he's not even a good speed runner

I'm going to be up for several hours yet, user - I have smut to write and lewds to draw.

What the actual fuck is Outland?

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>he can't read the matrix

>tfw no mummy gf to crawl through your new girl hole and help you dilate

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only one
be careful

>Proto is only 20.
Jesus Christ

>lmgtfy.com/?q=sgdq 2019 schedule
Whats with the passive aggressiveness? Why no just be polite? Your the one who wanted to talk about sgdq.

Mobile games done quick?
This game looks like trash

>It's yet another speedrunner bait platformer game

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>yeah you can't really buy this game on steam because the developers are niggers
>but yeah support them

>it's just an ori rip off

i'm out, see you guys tomorrow

>Brutal Doom

Faggot, BD is a shit hack that only normalfags like.

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>top kekked

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This game looks like shit.

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what the fuck is wrong with you people

Thanks. love you guys :3

This looks nothing like Ori, what the fuck are you talking about? Might as well call it a N+ ripoff.

it came out before ori retard

What? He looks close to 33

In addition to what said, get SmoothDoom as well. makes the sprites real nice.

Not enough fe-males now to enjoy the emote spam with anyways.

Is that some Yuyushiki? Based user

Shut up pedo

wake me up for the band nerd speedrun, gonna go play sandstorm

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because people bitch and moan when i don't put a schedule link in the thread even though anyone who isn't retarded should be able to google it easily. there was a time when spoonfeeding newfags was looked down upon on this site, so i met the whiners half way with a compromise

Not nearly fast enough

According to the Kiwi Farms thread is was born in '98

where's the megumin doujin rating list?

and it looks like you shit your pants
let me change you
wow that stinks
you got poo in your pussy
i lick pussy poo

This game looks so fucking soulless.

Yuyus are the best.
Keep
Yourself
Safe, friend

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Are there any upcoming runs that will be interesting or is this whole thing just a shitposting circus?

what happened?

What happened was you didnt read the thread

Visual style is 'eh but it's a good platformer.

Decide for yourself
gamesdonequick.com/schedule
But yes, it's mostly just shitposting here.

Final Doom added to C tier.

+SSS:
SSS:
SS:
S: Streets of Rage
A:
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland
E:
F: Super Mario Bros 2
-F:
Z:

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read the fucking thread

Friday is the only day that looks mildly interesting

>one year younger than me and he ruined his temple by swapping genders
Why do people do this. Imagine being insecure about the gender you're born as

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>tony hawk not coming on until 3AM
yikes

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i just popped back in after a shit man, cool down

Why is the SMB2 run ranked so low?

please do not lewd my wife

>it's the bigots not the fact that I dress inappropriatey in public, talk nonstop, and ALWAYS need to be the center of attention by detracting firom the event at the cost of others' sanity
you aren't a victim proto, you are a bully and a burden. don't ever come back. take your other shitty friends with you.

>comfy Castlevania block with Bloodstained in the morning
I love it

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this fucking microphone sucks

I wish people actually persecuted these weirdos, but no one actually does. It's literally all made up, a fantasy, in reality people go out of their ways to make these freaks feel as comfortable as possible, even banning people who go so far as to ask questions or misuse a name that the person USED to go by.

So?

What the fuck is this game?

It doesn't take much effort to shit out a thread. For high traffic threads the op should put in some effort.

because of ORB spam

hot diggity damn

Crowd memes were insufferable

So you should read the fucking thread doofus

Who looks forward to the next game's cute and funny!

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does mrllama get in every year or something
not that i mind

>F: Super Mario Bros 2
One of the only runs I was looking forward too, is shit. Was the runner shitty or something or was it just boring?

you're making it inconvenient just because you can, it's nothing to do with spoonfeeding newfags when other op makers have put up the links

>wanting to watch tony hawk on gdq

They block the soundtrack friend

Here I go!

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What causes this guys type of speech impediment?

>too tired to stay up for the Hobbit
I'm going for a powernap for an hour now and we'll see if I am able to get up for the theaterchad's run.

They really need to come out during a break or something and explain slowly and calmly to the crowd that screaming ORB every 10 seconds is making a lot of people rethink their stance on Genocide.

And obviously tell the donation reader not to egg it on by picking those godawful pandering ones.

Portal 2 was cringe as fuck, not interesting at all, and spent large segments bickering and talking about nothing instead of allowing donations

I'll be back when the hobbit autismo boy is ready to go

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>posting a tranny artist on a tranny event
pottery

Too late, just did some fapping, maybe later.

one more hour of this bullshit

See

Sorry lad, pump is dry.

That last part is an easy + in its favor

Drooling anime girls are so hot

Drink coffee light a cigarette

depends, are you cute?

Fuck off discord tranny.

I have to get my penis inspected by a doctor tomorrow probably so I can’t fap

But that's lewd, user.

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It's fine. It's a NG+ run so whatever. I'd rather see a speedrunner have to minmax which stat points they want to grab to up their speed/manual/grind early on.

This is the same mindset as posting "fucking google it it's not hard" in a random help forum for an obscure problem for a game. Fuck off.

oh boy it's the
>vulajin plays a majorly fucking boring indie game for an hour
part of the marathon

why? i don't give a shit about giving gdq free advertising. all the op needs is the words "sgdq 2019" so people can search the catalog and find the thread. anything beyond that is spoonfeeding literal retards who either can't remember "games done quick dot com slash schedule" or can't be bothered to google "sgdq schedule"

are you a gdq shill or something? why the fuck do you want to advertise to newfags so badly?

Is it ok if I use a aneros instead?

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Oh, the developer is finnish? Didn't know that.

kek in retrospect you're totally right

>my post got 10 replies on Yea Forums all calling it funny
Unironically the highlight of my week.

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Golly, it sure is a good thing that no one is having fun right now!

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>12am burger time
>all the trannies come out of their holes and shit up the thread

like clockwork

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what post

honestly i do it more to trigger people like you when it's a complete non-issue

SLEEP TIER

Go back to r/the_donald

dilate

>projecting

>there is not a whole lot going on
I agree.

This run is comfy

>Ikaruga joke
Good now I dont have to make one

>schedule said 10m
>it was actually 1hr 10m
Fuck my life

you've got to be shitting me, that comparison is asinine

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>never had a full time job
Shit is too real for this thread.

shit taste

Supply buttsex

What the fuck is up with that anyways, why wait until now to crawl outta their cesspools?

>donate 500 dollars
>don't get any applause
kek

Comfy is just a code word for boring

Only if are the one providing the pictures

This thing is going to get so much porn and that's a good thing

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You mean boring

said the nigger word and got unpersoned by the gdq clique

i don't really give a shit though because just like rwhitegoose; I've always found caleb to be a massive douchebag cunt and he deserved the karmic backlash he received.

Good night everyone!

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>""bullet hell"" platformer
rabi ribi when?

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>Euros start waking up
>unsurprisingly, terrible threads continue to grow and quality drops
woah...

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this guy sounds like jimmy from south park

Caleb is nothing like Goose. For one, Caleb is actually very pleasant in person - he does have an obnoxious chat that he can get egged on by, but as a guy he's really nice. Goose is just a /pol/tard who OD'd on redpills.

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After chink boat sluts

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they're both douchebag cunts

That doesnt fit right now. Thats a good game.

Fuck that still makes me laugh.

>are you a gdq shill or something?
You literally made a gdq thread. Also making your threads not shit isn't spoon feeding retards. Newfags just don't care about quality posting nowadays.

How?

>"I'm really afraid to say anything"
BANNED

wrong

lol, IQ =/= success, he should know that at "150"....

Goose also cheated (multiple times) in the past in his respective game of choice.

Naw, Caleb is pretty great. Goose is a gross booger eatin' goober.

This guy acts like he's pretending but he really has a bad attitude.

this game looks so fucking repetitive

they're the same person

wrong. boring game.

>all those people in twitch chat calling DMC edgy and cringe

Have you ever talked to Caleb in person? He's actually really polite and friendly.

Normalfags can't appreciate S O U L.

Top games with cunny?

zoomers should be killed. you know those faggots post here too

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This sucks dick

Any sightings of /ourgirl/ protimagic yet?

so was ted bundy

Is it true most people from Argentina look like the guy in the bottom?

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>tfw I can only get 2 hours of sleep at a time even with ambien

My sleep schedule is straight fucked

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sorry but Rabi Ribi is fun. That counts as contraband

No, because she's not at GDQ this year.

Don't you like it when people just spend the run complaining about the game they spend their life on?

literally complaining about thought crime

>omg they're THINKING about being mean to me

maybe thats your subconscious telling you you made a bad decision

Momodora is already in though!

>This
if you're under 25 and you post here, neck yourself.

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she's their but not running

Why doesn't TED talks do something like this? TTDQ with just 1 power point slide?

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Thats exactly what it is though, the entire brand is built off of cringy humour and edge

Because it's really """"""""funny""""""" user. Duh.

me in the stripes down front

i just turned 25 10 days ago

what went wrong user?

Am I crazy? This boss doesn't look very hard at all, its just managing platforming and changing color.

Nero and the trailer trash chick is cringe but the rest is fine.

yeah, i made a thread to talk about it with the people who want to talk about it, not to post links to drive newfags to look into it. how is that so hard to get through your dense skull. if seeing OPs that aren't perfectly made with capitalized letters and faqs and useful links triggers you so hard, go back to /vg/

Is this game any good? I like the artstyle.

NEETdom

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This guy's a shitter who makes excuses for himself.

>every level looks the same
I hate indy games.

I'm talking about Devil May Cry 1 user.
They called it a Edgy game filled with cringe

It's not a very hard game. The faggot is just over-dramatizing it.

this game looks like a generic fake indie game that you'd see in a sitcom or something

I'm sure he'll be there when the megaman games happen.

I love this shit lol

>wearing fag pride pin

>sucks at game

like clockwork

It's s shame this guy always runs the most boring shit. He's not the most entertaining but he can certainly fill the time without much dead air. Not a whole lot of runners can do that.

I've heard good things. Yea Forums seems to be having a tantrum about it but I think it looks fun.

This is a let's play imo

Just take some melatonin, user. That's the only thing that'll let me sleep.

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>indy

she said on twitter she's not at GDQ

this one

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Was Streets of Rage couch Sonic 2 from AGDQ or SGDQ 2018 (?) tier?

melatonin is a placebo

>melatonin
MY BRAAAAAAAAIN DOESN'T
PRODUCE ANY

>Proto: I wont be at GDQ
>Yea Forums: OMG WHERE IS PROTO WHERE IS SHE SHE'LL BE HERE FOR MEGA MAN WONT SHE?

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I got gzdoom set up on my shitty computer and it says something like "openGL not accelerated" or some shit like that i found a patch you could put on to fix it but it didn't seem to work ether, wat do?

It's not a meme, but it can be difficult to do if you don't condition yourself to slow down or even stop stroking at certain intervals. It can actually be a lot of fun to drive yourself crazy edging and when you finally cum it's a much bigger load than usual.
You just have to pace yourself and know your limits really, but it's not for everyone, especially if you just wanna do a quick 10 min fap or something.

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Is that the kind of thing that outright kills you if you take it in huge quantities? Just asking.

OBSESSED

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do you have integrated graphics or something? gzdoom doesn't run on complete shitheaps, you'll have to use another sourceport

Warframe.

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Wrong. Underated game

just woke up
some quality gaming coming up after outland
gonna be a fun day

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that's most things user

Not quite as fun as Sonic 2 unfortunately, but it's the closest we've had so far to it.

I'm prescribed literal ambien and that doesn't put me down for more than 2 hours.
If I had a job or worked out a ton, I'd actually be tired at night. But as it sits right now, I'm in a constant state of anxiety, pain, and regret
sorry for the blog

>she

no, i don't think it's physically possible to overdose on melatonin

>she

Can the host sound any more fake?

And Yea Forums hated it lol, the threads went to shit

when i edge it just feels like my dick got clogged or something and i have a smaller nut kinda sucks

>she

This shit is ambien.

to be fair, the threads were already shit, minish cap was a low point on here

if it's not a tranny run then it's cringe. trannies are based, GDQ needs more trannies!

>1:30 AM
>still haven't jerked off yet and have just been shitposting in different threads and watching AGDQ
At this point I might just go to sleep, shit.

The more the Yea Forums hivemind hates a run, the more fun it is.

sleep with me /sgdq/

What are you drinking and eating right now, dudes?

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ok but i'm a virgin

Females are even better

he's nothing if not consistent

blood and pus from my dental abscess

How is SGDQ doing financially compared to the other ones based on the first day?

what would be a good source port where modding would still be possible on my shitheap, or am i just SOL on mods?

man is anyone even watching anymore?

Drinking some bourbon, what are you up to, user?

Hot sauce packets

Bleach and drain cleaner.

Just had some scrambled eggs, drinking vodka + fanta

Pretzels with butter and a coffee with vanilla ice cream.

watching what?

Who the fuck thought turning one of the shittiest shmups of all time into a platformer was a good idea holy fucking shit dude

porridge and coffee

I am, I like it.

unironically water and edibles

Alt tab in sometimes to see if it's over.

Tap water.

I'm emulating Xenoblade while it plays in the background.

this run is fucking garbage

>I'm in a constant state of anxiety, pain, and regret
I'm really sorry to hear that user, hope you manage to overcome that & eventually get some rest.
Naw man.

if you're gonna have a lisp this bad the least you could do is try to sound gay

cheap american piss beer

water and going to make up some oats and fruit

HOLY FUCK IM HAVING A SEIZURE AAHGJDASHGDJSFHGLSDJFHGLSDFGSDFGSHFGHFGHJFGJH

Also he's alright and I think the game looks fun, but it's the kind of game where it only looks fun to play

water and bread

Some green tea, my man

HOLY SHIT THIS SUCKS

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I'm waiting for The Hobbit.

Okay, this is epic

new thread

bring on the hobbit autist before I piss meself

I had 2 ice cream sandwiches and a water bottle I froze that's slowly melting.

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WHAT, YOU DON'T LIKE CONSTANT FLASHS?!

heated up some tacquitos and drinking some diet peach tea