Things you can say about your favorite game but not your girlfriend

Things you can say about your favorite game but not your girlfriend

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I have a favorite game.

I have a favorite game.

It doesn't scream in a vat of acetone

I've only beaten it a couple times

I pull it out of the box in the closet and play with it about once a year.

I've not stolen my favorite game from my friend.

It's only been played by one other person

I played it with Ryan last week

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this legitimately made me laugh. well done user.

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I can enjoy it with 2-3 other people.

I can beat it.

The graphics could be better.

It looks terrible but plays well.

I don't get confused when navigating the dialogue trees

I bought it used.

it'll be 4 years old this september

I'm glad they covered up the tits

It's under 18 years old.

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It's over 18 years old

It's good.

It still looks great despite being over 20.

It exists.

Yeah, I loaned it to one of my buddies.

I can spend an hour with it without getting sick of it.

Imagine the smell

Nice

I know everything about it and can navigate it's secrets backwards and upside down.

Its spawn rate is too high

It's a 2D platformer

I didn't leave my favorite game because is smelled like a meat factory

Underrated

I love games

Excellent melee combat

I wouldn't pay 20 bucks for it.

It's not made of plastic

these

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The new one feels soulless compare to old one

I jerk off thinking about it

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SO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES
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I beat that game on a yearly bases.