SGDQ 2019

Remember to stay comfy, to ignore shitposters, and to enjoy the runs!

BASED COUCH

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>make thread super early
>don't link it in the old thread
>retarded bait image

you are the worst kind of OP

>UPDATED TIER LIST

+SSS: '06 RuneScape* // Himouto! Umaru-chan Himouto Ikusei Keikaku* // Rabi-Ribi*
SSS: DotA* // KabORB!: The Splooshy Hyping Charmed Game* // Metal Gear 2: Nigger Shout*clips.twitch.tv/BillowingAffluentJackalGivePLZ
SS: Divinity OS2*clips.twitch.tv/HilariousSincereHerringWTRuck
S: Férias Frustradas do Pica-Pau* // PKMN Gold* // Final Fantasy XI* // Wind Waker HD* // RapeLay* // Katawa Shoujo*
A: Aria of Sorrow* // MoH:Airborne // Lightfall // Megaman 10 // Megaman (DOS)** // Trio The Punch* // Dead Cells Race* // Mario Kart DS // Castlevania SOTN // Crash 2 // Sonic Rush // THPS2x // Halo Reach // Gordo 106 // Dragon's Lair // Monkey King // Prey: Mooncrash
B: Earthworm Jim 2 // Kirby Amazing Mirror // Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts // Serious Sam Co-Op // Near Tomato // Bastion // Momodora // SMRPG // Octopath Traveler // Avoid the Noid
C: Bloody Wolf // Shadow of the Colossus // Portal Race // Castlevania Chronicles // Simon's Curse // Tomb Raider II // Sonic Mania Race // Mario 3Mix Race // Timesplitters 2 // Warcraft 3 // Twilight Princess // Semblance // Metal Gear // Ultimate Doom // Klonoa // Metroid Fusion // Overload // Overestimate!* // Neopets
D: Spoon 2: Octo // Majora's Mask // Hollow Knight // DKC Race // Bloodstained // Tomb Raider: AoD // Doki Doki Panic // Sonic Forces // Mario Kart 64 // Moonwalker // Megaman Unlimited // Urban Yeti // Sword of Sodan // Garfield // Dishonored: DotO // Doom 2 // Necrodancer // The Messenger // Diablo 2: LoD // T-Rex Demo*
E: MGS2 // ActRaiser 2 // Pocky & Rocky // Megaman Zero 2 // Castlevania III // Silent Hill 2 // Rayman 2 // Sanic Ball // Trauma Center 2 // Guacamelee! 2 // N++ // Virtual Hydlide // Mohawk & Headphone Jack // Celeste // Ratchet & Clank: UYA
F: Tropical Freeze Race // Jak 3
-F: Resident Evil // Megaman Relay Race // The Phantom Menace // Home Alone 2 // Chex Quest // Cuphead
Z: Sonic The Hedgehomie 1 // GTA:VC // TASBot

*Watch for a very good time.

That flashing PRESS 2UP START is really distracting.

Caleb is at SGDQ but is banned from being on stream because he said sup nigger on twitch. If I see him I'll say hi.

>Fatbody

He did that amazing sonic run 1 or 2 years ago right? What a fun boy

sorry user lost power again

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>couch is 5 or 6 people just shooting the shit the whole time
One of the best kind of runs.

thats arcade for ya

IT'S IT

Thats last years

Crazy there were this many runs in 10 hours. Speed game on point this year

oui oui croissant

i can't do it guys. This "banter" is too fucking cringy

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KEEP NIGGERS OFF OF GDQ COUCH!!!

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she's fast

bleh

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streets of ghetto

RWhiteGoose is based

I miss when the cringe was naturally occuring and organic

this is forced and repulsive cringe.

>Sonic The Hedgehomie
I still get a giggle out of this

>This guy has more friends, is more charismatic, makes more money, and weighs less than you.
Explain yourselves

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HAHAHA FUN

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That black guy is probably white as fuck on the inside and a big weeb. I had several black friends just like him. Most of those guys are probably weeb as fuck.

At least there is a girl on the couch, unless it's a tranny.

I can

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WHERE'S PROTOMAGICALBOY

Quit making new threads so quickly, the last one is still on like page 6

MGS2 and SH2 last year were way above E tier you fuck

who's the girl?

Something is happening to me anons. I think this run is legitimately cursed. My br9ain feels weird whil listening to 0

WIGGLE
>WIGGLE
WIGGLE
>WIGGLE
WIGGLE
>WIGGLE
WIGGLE

oh nah cuz you finna make me cring lye ah muddafukka

When will Hitler come in and gas these fucks?

I agree, based AND redpilled!

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wtf

got an archive?

WAIT
H
A
T
?

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they finally got fast

>our new mascot doesn't have a gender

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>speed running worst doom

user literally ever run on that shit list is reversed in terms of ranking

That nigger clip is still golden

BASED

>weighs less
lmao

>tfw you can't mute the donation message audio channel

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Trannies ruined anything yet?

based

Holy shit, that was one of the most hard failures of a run ever.

(You) me when the Gex run starts
thanks fäm

WE REAL NIGGA HOURS NOW

t. ranny

I'm not jewish.

>tranny faggot buttmad that the previous reply chain got cut off
>tries to resurrect the argument by falseflagging

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4 is the worst

what a pseudo

>Yea Forums makes fun of the trannies and autismos
>Yea Forums also makes fun of the well-adjusted normies

what do you guys even want

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>hype!!!!!!
instantly closed holy shit

I like that Yea Forums is conditioned to think that every woman is a tranny.

When's Touhou?

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Their lives.

>start jerkin

uh oh

How are so many of you fags this thirsty for tranny shit? What the fuck is going on?

>ever placing Punchy low tier

Name my band

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>start jerkin'

>niggers

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>saying "know what im saying" 3 times in the same sentence

theres one in this thread

>start jerkin
Well if you say so.

this couch is ethnic as fuck

They can't have fucking fun, stop this it offends me!

Slight weirdos who are fun to talk to and don't destroy my hobbies

>start jerkin

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>the guy shouting NIGGERS during the metal gear 2 run clip is still up on their site
fucking kek

you're a stronger dino than me

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who's the girl on the couch

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NASA which they invented then properly dropped because nothing happens.

god damn this nigger is annoying

SHUT THE FUCK UP COACH!!!

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extinction of the human race
duh

to make fun of stuff obviously

this will be the most based run of the entire gdq

never mind, these guys are just obnoxious and not based

To make fun of people

mid-life crisis

Why don't fatfucks just snack on these? They're like 4 cals an onion

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punchy is a twat of an sa goon who has his head so far up his own ass it's coming back around out his neck

I'm suddenly reminded of that Wierd Al interview of Eminem

JOJO REFERENCES SO ORGANIC GUYS

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NASA fucking sucked, lmao imagine trying so hard to pander to Yea Forums and your threads all end up dying.

rage street

HOLY SHIT THIS IS ACTUAL FUN

>The autistic Biggie Smalls on the couch breathing heavily and spouting ebonics

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A literally who that the runner couldn't introduce because he didn't know who she was

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I'm going to bed, anyone want to tell me goodnight?

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post 2008 TORTANIC shithead zoomers, they're the majority of the board now.

Ever since dilation station and the progressives hijacked GDQ its all Ill know it for.

Eat a thousand and you're still fat.

I like onions but those do not taste good

Autismos but they never expose themselves & generally just stop existing

Who is the semen demon at the end of the couch?

>there's nothing in between those two ends of the spectrum!
please die

There is nothing undeserving of ridicule

>this run
somebody's gonna finna get banned tonight

>all those women wearing leotards
this is highly problematic

/ourguy/ beating a game technically.

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>UMMMMM THESE GUYS ARE TOO LOUD THEY ARE BLACK AND THEY ARE CRINGE, UGH THEY ARE SO CRINGE WHERE ARE THE TRANNIES CAN WE TALK ABOUT TRANNIES?

Why don't you guys make like NASA and just fade away?

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not your gf

Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite. They're carnivorous.

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Hope you don't wake up

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good night faggot

>why do you want to see and talk about the only entertaining thing left in this clown show
It's a fucking mystery.

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Hating Big Jon

Get the fuck out, newfag

Gonna skip out on this run.
I do not like this ghetto thug crowd.

do we have twitter/insta for the girl on the right? seems like a top qt

No one on stream is a “normie”. These guys are autistic

good night user

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What's worth watching this SGDQ and were the Spyro and Kirby runs any good?

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I want to jerk but I already came loads all over my sheets this morning in bed.

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>That sprite city skyline
I fucking love it

>black dudes teaching cringey white nerds to have fun
based

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I have literally never seen those before.

These retards don't socialize. Don't bother.

Any good runs today?

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ok when there's a quiet dude who just focuses on the game Yea Forums complains that he's boring. you're never happy with anyone because you're freaks.

Noisy niggers, stupid frenchmen, quoting a dead meme anime left and right. Is this truly the worst run?

darkie and the dilators

Wow user thanks for proving my point

the guy in greens girlfriend dont worry you have no chance

Good night, user. Sleep well. We're happy you are here.

moar

This run is based prove me wrong

night user, see ya tomorrow

good night pupper

Dilation station was a forced kiwi farms meme

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you would be salty too if you watched the takeover of your hobby by mentally ill degenerates happen in real time

No one:
Absolutely no one:
Literally no one in the whole universe:
Yea Forums - Yea Forums: REEEEEE TRANNY FAGGOTS DIALATE DIALATION STATION TRANNIES ARE MENTALLY ILL AND SHOULD BE SHOT ON SIGHT

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13%

>Yea Forums is one person
please fucking die

Why don't you make like bunny cunny and die?

Lmao at all these small dick white autists unable to handle the sight of actual well-adjusted people acting normal.

this couch is hype and I am HERE for it

Whatever you say, user

Based KF at it again.

I can't
Exactly
>bunfaggot
>twitter meme

it didn't fade away, it was last month. i don't remember you being such a SJW in years past, nanachi-san

>gdq doesn't let people have fun anymore
>runners are having a good time on the couch
>REEEE CRINGE AUTISM

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nah Punchy is running SH3

you fags are insufferable

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I cant

this couch reminds me of the crowds I use to waste quarters at ssf2 to at the old arcade in my old hometown

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Everyone complaining about Yea Forums is an imposter that doesn't belong here.

>abcdef-JA-YEE!
Jesus.

imagine if your heart failed while you were asleep
haha that would suck

You don't speedrun.

>yelling like a manchild
>normal

nice facebook meme dude
D I L A T E

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Based. I'm lovin this shit.

This run is fun.

Double negative

Nobody says/does nothing

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there he is

a cute Yea Forums bf

I can smell your desperation through my screen user, please try not to be so pathetic

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I hate this meme so fucking much. It's the most normie cancer meme to come out of anything in quite awhile.

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Damn the girl on the right is cute af. Anyone got a name?

Why would anyone watch this tranny convention?

trannies done quick

this couch is trying too hard

its forced based

>cargo pants

I hope none of you do this

>Trannies cause drama, and have abnormal amounts of camera time for the last 3 years.
>Yea Forums they fucking it up again this year?
>Pepeposters REEEEEEEEEEEEEE rent free transphobia REEEEEE

you think people's dislike of you is rooted in some kind of phobia, instead of accepting the fact that you're just detestable people.

Was it ever confirmed that Big Jon browsed that big gays website and he's super homo?

this

...

>all those doms with whips
>police car
This game will get banned.

Its easy fucking (You)s

ROCK DA BOTE HOMIE

>dissing IKEA
OH SHIT

No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul:
You: LOL TWITTER MEMES

On the one hand I want to ignore your post, and on the other I want to tell you to go fuck yourself up a rope because of these chucklefucks on the stream.

>trans people: *exist*
>Yea Forums: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Commentary is entertaining, but auto scroller games like this are terrible for speedrunning.

why are black people so much cooler than white people? they actually have personality.

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>Why don't you guys make like NASA and just fade away?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Alex(ander)

>hur dur Yea Forums is full of hypocrites

ATTENTION FUCKING RETARDS

the people who enjoy the runs are actually watching them, the people shit posting are not enjoying what's currently being shown, so of course it seems like Yea Forums is always complaining

This run is shit but Yea Forums will say it's awesome because of black guys. Why Yea Forums loves black people so much?

what the fuck did they say

The best part about GDQ threads is watching autists seethe when they see people actually enjoying themselves with other human beings. It's always fucking hilarious.

finally im a part of the gang

i wish i could upvote this twice so much!!! funniest meme ive seen on /r/funny ever

>he tries to start a ROCK THE BOAT
>no one responds
O-ok

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My favorite part is when they go oraoraoraoraororaora just like DIO in Jojo's za warudo

Holy fuck this thread is a fucking cesspool

Damn user, that's a lot of (You)s

the best part of this snoozefest is judging fucked up trannies, watching how far down the rabbit hole theyve gone, and watching people who deep down recognize these monstrosities for what they are 'be supportive'.
But I also like the speed runs occasionally.

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who invited the ghetto to the couch?

i haven't watched a single second of SGDQ so far but i've been posting in these threads for the past 6 hours

FINNA BOUTA CRINGE

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I came here to ask if the place was still infested with trannies. Looks like that's a yes, then. What a shame, these things used to be fun.

>ugh why is GDQ so anti fun? I miss when FUN was allowed!
>UGH THESE GUYS ARE TOOOO LOUD ITS SO CRINGE OMG WHERE ARE THE TRANNIES?!

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who cares what other people think? They're comfortable. It's like wearing sandals with socks. It feels good, so I wear it

Me! It was me!

Fucking wigglers

based black man emasculating everyone watching

Because they are the superior race

wiggul wiggul wiggul wiggul

I did.

busy boy!

Acting like stereotypical urban youth isn't personality

and they do it every single time there's an actually fun run without fail.

What's
worth
watching
this
SGDQ?

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Was this necesary for something?

>The guy not on the couch, but hanging around behind the couch
Didn't he get the memo about not inviting yourself out with other groups?

W I G G L E
I
G
G
L
E

if you have to ask you have to leave

Anime.

>runner uses special (a guy in a car comes out of the corner of the screen and shoots a rocket launcher to clear the screen)
>"oh look the boat is still standing after that"
>"yeah, certainly wasn't made by IKEA"
Something like that

black people embrace chad tactics (yelling, dancing, singing) in public which inspires the virgin Yea Forums

This thread is easily the worst GDQ thread we've had so far.

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more panda links

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I fucking hate Mona and Lisa.

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not there this year. the trannies have left gdq.

GAS THE TRANNIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>SUPA NINTENDO
>SEGA GENESIS

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this

LAWD HE GONNA FINNA BOUTTA DID IT

I never pay attention to this shit but I put a gdq playlist on youtube before I go to bed every night. Been doing this for like 2 years. Top tier comfy to fall asleep to retards cringey banter, I've never really watched a whole run before I just fall asleep before it's over or I play on my phone with it in the background then roll over and close my eyes and fall asleep

I fucked a girl who looks like the one in this image btw, blondes are the best.

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yeah that much was obvious

because they're more fun than white people

can we stop talking about the couch guys and please focus on the fucking cutie to the right? thank you

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>can't tell the difference between scripted and forced bits and people genuinely having fun

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>downright desperate attempt to get some ANY reaction form the crowd for their dead game is the same as Fun.

Why can't the left meme?

the guy gets a free pass on his social awkwardness and lacking self-awareness because he is black

if a white guy behaves like that hes instantly judged for it but when a chimp does it it's funny

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LOOK SO GOOD I SUCK YO DADDY'S DICK

The girl on the right is such a fucking fraud. Everything she does is delayed after the rest of the group by like 2 seconds. She's always watching them to see what she's supposed to be doing and what reaction she should be showing.

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Shut the fuck up I just wanna talk about the run.

dam

Yeah Its like 10:30 at night too here in MN, I assume it will get better as people go to bed.

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wiggle wiggle am I black yet?

>gdq doesn't let people have fun "that's not approved and scripted by staff" anymore

bonesaw's secret jak run

Yeah, and this run has had the most actual fun by the runner/couch. Weird coincidence.

>nikasaur
fuck that's a name i haven't heard in awhile
now i think she's fat as fuck

Tard rage against the machine

Remilia avatarfag needs to fuck off back to their dilation station

Nice blog post, nigger

I learned from Yea Forums

>nikasaur donation

dam, i remember back when she was relevant and did those official League of Legends vids. I hear she got fat and went full SJW these days

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what are you in the mood for friend

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Mods need to filter these new buzzwords everybody is using, this thread is proof

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How do I get a BF

Remilia avatarfag needs to hop on my dick

everyone does. they're a terrible boss.

Dude, she's a girl.

Man this game is so much fun to play and so fucking boring to watch.

I heard your statement, but it was a stupid statement so I've elected to ignore it. So I'm just going to ignore the pronoun thing.
The design is cute and expressive. I really like the color choices but I feel like he has too many similarities to Sonic.
>two pupils on a single eyeball
>sneakers
>his name is "velocity" which has ties to speed, which is very much associated with the blue blur

>speedrunners speedrun
>speedrunners start being trannies
>non speedrunners complain "their hobby" is being taken over

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youtube.com/watch?v=_ykAXB3JFy4
Same energy as the run

based nigger making the run entertaining af

you know what? Pewds is handsome for a manlet swede faggot.

nikasaur is VIP role in the gdq chat

she told people to chill out earlier when the cmonbruh's hit

good night Yea Forums

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proto plz.

I hate wigger culture so much.

>She's always watching them to see what she's supposed to be doing
having autism and not being sure how to express yourself doesn't mean you are consciously manufacturing your emotions

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>THEY'RE NOT HAVING REAL FUN ITS FAKE SCRIPTED FUN
I can tell you're a real loser, not a fake one.

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You guys lied to me Yea Forums, you said black people weren't cool.

post feet

Based FRENCHIE

she was hot as fuck when she was doing shit with LoL a while back but she started to get fat and gross

>discussing Genesis music
Blessed run.

a daring synthesis

He's right though.

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Please stop posting Crispy. My heart is already broken enough.

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There goes the neighborhood

>non speedrunners complain
used to do it until e-celebs and trannies shit it up, all the hate is completely valid imo

Hopefully fucking FINAL DOOM next.

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give me a kiss

Kill yourself

who /wiggle/ here?

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very carefully

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Man he's getting a lot of mileage out of that joke

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yuzo koshiro can do no wrong

girl peepee

Damn, I'd like her to wiggle on my dick.

>that pic

i'm assuming /pol/ told you the guy is a cuck, but judging by how dark the kid is, the lady clearly isn't her mother. it's almost certainly adopted from africa, brad and angelina made it trendy. like three different families at my church have several biological children and then one random ethiopian orphan

Oh he's right. Rightwing. Otherwise he's incorrect about everything he said in his post, and he's a pewdiepie fan so he's gross as fuck.

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goodnight bud

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Autistic girls are fucking adorable.

talk to me bro what happen

AY AY AY ORA ORA ORA ORA

He's right. You can't tell the difference.

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AY
AY
AY
WORLDSTAAAAAAAR

Wow you really must not have any friends

black dude is based af, i seriously hope he's plowing that white pussy on the right, he deserves it

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The couch is pretty obnoxious but I like the Frog actually running the game.

Here I go!

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why are you even here? you're insufferable

Fuck Goose for apologizing to these trancels.

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exhentai.org/g/683768/b343f093e7/
exhentai.org/g/1411346/533079dd8c/

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>DOODS, MA DAWGS, DA MUSIC MANE, DIS TRACK IS SICK YO!!

i almost miss the trannies

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God damn I just wanna face fuck her so bad.

Big Jon, is big gay fren.

Why do you still post here? Why do you only have 3 reaction images you use over and over?

This game is a realistic depiction of what women deal with every day when they walk down the street.

WHO IS THE GIRL ON THE RIGHT? GIVE ME A NAME

I just trawled through the archived threads and started the new one. No real winners yet but Super Mario 2 is definitely the worst of the lot so far.

+SSS:
SSS:
SS:
S:
A:
B: Devil May Cry, LoZ: Minish Cap, Spyro the Dragon,
C: Sonic Generations, Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland, DKC2, TMNT 3,
D: Portal 2
E:
F: Super Mario Bros 2,
-F:
Z:

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I've been on Yea Forums since 2006 you newfag, and I'm here to have fun watching the runs. I bet you were one of the fags who cried about Fatboy's sonic 1 run.

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got any vanilla with girl in your pic?

exhentai.org/g/1149920/8b22bbef77/

We can always dream.

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Oh shit that's Dr. Fatbody on the couch

i noticed. shes just there to suck nigger dick later in the hotel.

>We love you
>..long time
FIRST BAN OF THE EVENT BROS

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And people said video games today are violent, she's chucking a whole village off a fucking balcony.

black chicks are much better in bed than white girls, don't @ me

Is that badlandschugs?

kek

Jane Girlonright

men being loud and having fun?

every runner should have a couch of new york niggas heckling him

AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY

ORA
ORA
ORA
ORA
ORA

DIS MUSIC DAWGS WACKA FLOCKA

>from Q*ebec

You must be confusing me with a different user, shitposter-chan.

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just some stupid story of an autistic idiot who religiously followed a girl in the internet

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that's because she's laughing at their reactions. she may not be into the hobby that much but she still enjoys seeing her friends have fun

You also more likely to get AIDS from a black chick.

Nicole Burner

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bump tmnt 3 up to b, put Kirb down due to obese puyoposting

i meant pee, not futa/trap but i'll take it too

>vanilla

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literally a game about police brutality. Bitch calls in an airstrike like it's iraq

yummy

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SH-SHE'S FAST!!!

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BASED WINDU

It's not fair that flatbooty only gets 30 min of couch time,knowhatimsaaaayin?

sure thing sweetie you're a real oldfag

>I've been on Yea Forums since 2006
yikes, imagine being you

>Quebec
>he's a French Canadian

>watching Dilation Done Quick

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Dat bassline, bruhs

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Pee and peepee mean two completely different things and you know that.

aw shiiett dings bouta get LIT

Super Mario Bros. 2 run was actually good, it was just brought down by the autist audience shouting the ORB shit every level.

why is this modeled after wu xing?

Has anyone mentioned the bass line yet?

W-wigguh...

That upsets you? Are you some anglo scum , mad at Quebec continued superiority?

Are these the same guys from the blessed Sonic run from last GDQ?

I miss it all so much

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dilate

This sums it up perfectly.

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hehe, oh I like you

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black people cant be gay that's for whiteboys and their sissy pricks

dumb frog poster

Has there been any cringe yet? Pretty boring gdq so far

Wtf are it/them
Did he have multiple personalities?
schizophrenia

take it as a no?

lmao look at these mad newfags. I bet you're here for the trannies and not for the runs.

Why don't you make like a tree and get the fuck outta here, fags?

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how does it feel to see that these people have more fun than you while you slowly die in that swamp that is called apathy

RUN INVALIDATED

exhentai.org/g/1227102/1c95e5260e/
exhentai.org/g/842423/c97f035738/
better?

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+SSS:
SSS:
SS:
S:
A:
B: Devil May Cry, LoZ: Minish Cap, Spyro the Dragon, TMNT 3,
C: Sonic Generations, DKC2,
D: Portal 2, Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland,
E:
F: Super Mario Bros 2,
-F:
Z:

remember when jon said he did ethical hacking for the FBI and when his grommr was hacked, it was just some old friends playing a joke on him

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I don't know but if you fail at that you could be mine

THE ABSOLUTE CHOKE

Test

seething tranny

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that is unironically true. Almost worth the risk though

if a game dev put a character like this black guy in their game Kotaku and Polygon would call them racists
This is the most stereotypical black guy I've ever seen

based nigga

basically means call it anything that doesnt have a gender attatched

Good grief, it R. White Goose must've been threatened at gun point if he ended up writing something like that.

I can't physically stand all the cringe coming from this run.

I tried watching it in mute but I had to close it.

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>Fatbody just has to leave to jack it to anime porn or his massive erection would be visible when the run is over
Pretty based

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>q*ebec superior to anything
uh oh looks like the french police are gonna come for you for your english post

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All my friends were frauds who spewed pop culture bullshit all day
I abandoned all of them a decade ago
semi hermitage is fucking awesome.

Great.

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Yeah this is pretty good and accurate.

Which is unfortunate, but the shit memes ruined it.

Pay attention faggot

What happened on coolkid's run?

>the sonic run last year
>this run
Why are Genesis runners the best?

I'm not into bestiality.

LIGHT PUNCH

>Had to go piss in the middle of the fucking run

Lmao Fatbody is a legend

PRESENTED BY OLAY

>watching
people are watching this shit? everyone is shitposting

pay attention to what?

Aw shit! He FINNA BOUTA DO IT!

mike was a little too comfortable doing that black voice

Thankfully this is only 30 mins.

I literally cannot watch this without pausing constantly from feeling embarrassed.

awkward......

does our main main have a run this summer?
twitter.com/clarisrobyn

You're the only one cringing dawg

Maybe it's you that's the problem

AWKWARD

>people enjoying themselves
>"REEEE CRINGE"

Man and I thought I had a bad case of "I hate everything"

>I think that's a new gold split

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>I think that's a new gold split
kek

that's more like it.

They aren't.

thank god I'm not the only one

how in the world yikes beat cringe?

no shit, that's all theyre good for
not even bonefied niggas want to deal with black women in relationships

>having shame yet coming to this site

Cringe donator ruined the flow.

why?

Do you think fatbody washed his hands? He better have or else.

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It's very problematic...

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Yeah, woman is running Metroid Prime 2: boobies

I finally come in at the very end of this run and suddenly I see warp speed attacking what

minish cap was a complete snore fest, the threads were insufferable for those two hours because nobody was watching. it belongs in D at best, definitely not B

Piss drinking content is rare but I like it, especially with yuri.

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no you stopped because no one cared about your dead leaderboard world records and no one watched your stream. your hate for trannies stems from a deeply seated sense of jealously that they "don't have to work for their views," even though they're demonstrably better at gaming than you (AND they have a reason for people to watch them, they're insane!).

wiggle

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH I'M SO FUCKING HORNY ALL THE FUCKING TIME GOD DAMMIT I WISH I COULD JUST CUM ETERNALLY

Not if i just speak the better language, French, little canado cuck.

Also aren't you aware that unlike everywhere else in cucknada, we got a law in that force police and other gov institution not to wear muslim gay ass scarves? So while you get arrested by Mohamed for eating your bacon sandwinch on the wrong lawn i'll be over then enjoying my Laîcitée.

got a sauce on that friendo?

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HELL YEAH

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My fucking sides, it's newest tweet is just "boobs".

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Why the fuck is Yea Forums so obsessed with watching trannies play video games?

Y'all mad at fatbody cause he can have fun and you cant

he let some other guy play for a few seconds

living in their heads rent free

Based.

Yeah keep kneeing that evil cis white man in the crotch. He deserves it

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My laughs aren't planned.

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For the laughs

based

>final boss is Scarface

>lightning speed final boss that can two-shot you
well that's totally fair, hardest difficulty or not

Post dick

I'm very confident I am the only speedrunner in this thread and I'm a fucking casual

dilate

Are beat-em-ups the least entertaining genre of games to watch?

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They have a poor understanding of what it means to be a woman if they think looking like that is anywhere near acceptable.

you are one deranged individual

>he didn't watch last year's runs

have sex

no, that would be long-form RPGs

IT'S GOT AN OPEN SORE ON IT BECAUSE I TORE THE SKIN JERKING IT OFF

40%

Imagine being able to have this much fun playing video games.

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he just died like 5 times to the boss, god dammit why do they admit fucking amateur spedrunners in here

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Ay ay ay ay ay

ay ay

depends on the game. some have pretty decent mechanics.

>anime picture
The dudes probably hideous.

I watch everything. Criticism of fatbody right now is not criticism of his Sonic run.

Tracy Hellenstoneworth

no, jrpgs are

i hit too close to home huh?

i'm more into omo and general watersports than drinking but it's surprisingly hard as hell to find anything decent also involving yuri especially non-loli, so at this point i just take what i can get

TMNT 3 curtain jerker was actually pretty fun because it was coop and they just explained tricks instead of trying to create extra hype

you haven't followed Miles career. Almost every single tweet of him since his mental breakdown/disease has been some variant of boobs/tee hee i'm a girl now

In a sane world, he should absolutely be straightjacketed for his own health and given therapy, but this is not a sane world anymore

>trannies aren't mentally ill

Did I stutter
Post your cock

at least i can

Rate this run!

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Oh shid he nuked the level

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>please cheer
jesus christ how sad.

Have you ever played Streets of Rage on Hardest?

Other anons rated it up, so I'll drop it 1 rank overall. It was hard to get a good feeling just from a few rate this run posts.

>+SSS:
>SSS:
>SS:
>S:
>A:
>B: Devil May Cry, Spyro the Dragon, TMNT 3,
>C: Sonic Generations, DKC2, LoZ: Minish Cap,
>D: Portal 2, Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland,
>E:
>F: Super Mario Bros 2,
>-F:
>Z:

AY AY
AY AY
AY AY
AY AY

Racing games

Wrong

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nope, completely off on all points

7/10 it was fun

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Boss two shots you, has an erratic pattern, and has two adds that can’t be defeated.

>cheering that fat jew

>bonus content
This is a good run. Letting them show some tricks is good.

>more applause from a glitch than his entire run

Beat em ups are ass for speed running.

it's happening

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10/10 ay ay ay ay

>twitter.com/clarisrobyn
this is the twitter of a healthy, stable individual

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Yeah, imagine
8/10, it was ok

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>This lady here

Way to avoid giving a name to harrass her.

rpgs by a wide margin

Do you have any favorites?

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why does he wear the glasses

lol

>any more
You clown world nitwits are pretty fucking optimistic the world ever made sense

NEW
NEW

fun run 7.5/10

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Run itself was shit but the commentary was fun.

6/10. Couch was decently fun, but the run itself wasn't as interesting.

spyro was fucking terrible, what a shit game

They want to be brought back so they kiss his ass even though they'll still be banned for being too fun

no

That girl over there/10

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again another really nice run
7

Yea Forums can't handle fun / 10

The best part is that he is aware that he is a fucking trainwreck of a person and occasionally tweets as much.

Least the mascot isn't an obvious allusion to something profane like the last one they came up with.

but i have trauma

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wigglr/10

10/10
This thread is 1/10 if I'm being generous.

10/10
Made Yea Forums VERY mad
Would do again

WRPGs are worse to see than JRPGs

10 AY AYS/10

Y E E T
E
E
T

>he says, as the dim light of his monitor bounces off the beads of sweat accumulating on his brow. "T-that'll convince him!"

2/10

I can't believe you fuckers had such an abysmal taste for runs.

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wiggle/10 Good times.

yes I have and I was pretty bad at it but im not the autistic bitch trying to beat the game as fast as possible and even then failing at it

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It's odd how the only RPG speedruns I got invested for during ESA was a failure of a run which a man won through persevering, and a meme glitch run

The announcer sounded so unhappy and uncomfortable.

Streets of Rage was an S

Was this the Paper Mario runner who got caught?

The run that became legend and only around 100 Yea Forums anons at best saw it live and goddamn was it a journey.

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2/10. The run had too many mistakes.

Last century they at least isolated the freaks, even made some pocket money exhibiting them, but it's not OK anymore.

Don't drop it a whole run just because of 1 zelda hating faggot

because hes swimming in pussy, retard

definitely an A or B

Sounds like an attention whore

I'm not surprised you hate fun

You're here, after all

HE'S SO SMALL

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9.5/10

Pretty fuckin' nice, 8/10. Went from having absolutely no idea what the runner was saying to completely understanding him, plus gotta love Big Jon.

vulajin's a little guy

that guy must be 5'11

i wish i could

I loved that run.

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because hi is a big guy

exhentai.org/g/446865/10a4ef2c21/

All those guys get laid and you don't. What's the real cringe here?

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what a lucky dude. how cool would it be to be a dude with boobs.

a classic

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Nice hairy belly you got there, pops.

The thing about that run is that no one gave a shit about it until the frenchie started struggling 7 hours in. When he did though it was 10/10 but that's not something that applies exclusively to JRPGs.

shut up usagi, keep it in the bedroom

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I'm a dude with boobs. It's not great. Gotta put deodorant under them or it's like two extra armpits.

Anything worth watching thus far?