on-topic posters ONLY edition
now: dmc
next: streets of rage
later: final doom
SGDQ 2019
Camden Adams
Other urls found in this thread:
lmgtfy.com
healthline.com
twitter.com
Andrew Davis
why are all the donation messages so lifeless and the exact same
Jacob Phillips
Someone post yuri.
Juan Hall
first
Luke Adams
THIS MUSIC SUCKS
ALL THE MUSIC SUCKS
Mason Hughes
Velocity is kinda sexy and at least has an ass to fuck
Andrew Rodriguez
These remixes are fucking awful
Hunter Harris
OP is a trannie this is on topic
Landon Thompson
>dance dad came back
Ian Lewis
WHY DON'T YOU FAGGOTS EVER RESPOND TO MY QUESTIONS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Aiden Wright
I want them to play ALL OF THESE VOICES INSIDE OF MY HEAD so the chat goes completely autistic and apeshit.
Mason Edwards
>shitty remixes instead of actual ost
>balding dance autist is back
Caleb Baker
no one be racist or transphobic, okay?
Josiah Collins
me run next, wish luck
Luis Watson
Having a great time so far.
Jaxon Rivera
What the fuck is this?
Hunter Jackson
Jack Collins
>$100k
Samuel Foster
The money laundering has only just begun
Robert Bailey
long leg boy
Samuel Gonzalez
>lmgtfy.com
Kill yourself.
Dylan Cox
look at that hunk on the couch
Henry Gutierrez
diversity
Zachary Cooper
comfy DMC time
Jackson Thompson
CUHRAZY
Camden Cox
you just know
Aaron Collins
Ethan Allen
autism
Lincoln Green
>Wearing Dante's redcoat
>Looks like a pot smoker
>Couch looks chill as fuck
It's gonna be a good run...hopefully.
Jace Moore
Why the fuck do they keep on shoving shitty songs in the intermission ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Carter Allen
What's the time over there, user?
>23:00 here
William Mitchell
Greetings from Germany
Alexander Lee
I love ugly trannies!
Benjamin Johnson
Can some hero at this stupid event please invite the fat bald autist that's "dancing" between runs out and just break his fucking arms, thank you god bless
Evan Perry
Juan Flores
that's a huge bitch
Lincoln Peterson
Go do something else, DMC runs suck.
Asher Smith
thread speed has screeched to a halt, based minish cap filtered out all of the /pol/ posters
Matthew Mitchell
Devil may nap time
Chase Cox
these would be the sort of people that speedrun DMC
Justin Ross
When's Touhou?
Grayson Garcia
>waifu
Aiden Wood
Good luck!
Easton Thompson
This is gonna be comfcore.
Lincoln Myers
I wish Splatoon was in the run queue
Also
>100,000
Aaron Sullivan
fuck off, spoonfeeders deserve death
Benjamin Diaz
Luke Hernandez
Robert Ramirez
Is that a fucking Deuce Bigalow reference you fucker?
Elijah Cook
I thought it was Jay and Silent Bob
Caleb Adams
GDQ has gone downhill now that all the autists that gave this event it's legitimacy got chased out.
I used to watch this for technical perfection, but now it's just no-name streamers pimping their stream and making cringey insider jokes with friends on the couch.
GDQ is a shit.
Jace Sullivan
starting early this year, usually they wait until a few days in to announce the 50-100k """""""donations"""""""
Andrew Allen
Who the fuck is responsible for only playing remixes this event?
Nolan Jones
Someone mentioned this and I totally missed it. Good eye.
Jason Morris
This
Cooper Myers
post more illya
Ryan Parker
>consolefags unironically thought these camera angles were acceptable
lol pathetic...
Hunter Rogers
>normal mode
Easton King
Is the first DMC game really that shitty? I heard the controls are trash.
Leo Hill
I CAN HEAR HIS MOUTH SOUNDS
THIS IS TRIGGERING THE FUCK OUTTA ME
Hunter Gonzalez
I'm dead inside
William Price
No fuck you. These 8 leg niggers don't belong here. I live in South America where they're not so friendly. You westerners think you're so clever with your bitchboy garden spiders and grass snakes. Some of us actually live in Middle Earth. I'm killing every arachnid I see.
Robert Howard
an american
Daniel Thompson
Yea Forums is too poor to afford my taste. kek
Austin Jackson
Didn't he turn out to be a legitimate autist
David Jenkins
That is not how you say Hideki. I am fuming mad.
Isaiah Harris
>no matthewmatosis on couch
Adrian Scott
OOORRRRRRBBBBBBB
Jonathan Miller
same
Luke Parker
>that easy statue jump
High skill.
Christian Brooks
wtfis this
Adam Ward
Wait, is the couch guy on the right a fucking tranny? Did the runner just call him "she"?
Jackson Allen
dats a chonky bitch
Colton James
They don't care about optics anymore
Adrian Long
High Decky
Leo Collins
Looks like she was telling him she has a boyfriend judging by the body language.
Blake Scott
nice watch fatass
Tyler Thomas
you think japs pronounce western names like westerners do? words get localized. deal with it, weeb
Cooper Edwards
based chadwardenn poster
Bentley Jones
It's awesome, don't listen to the mongs
DMC1 is half horror, half cheese and just an absolute joy to play
Connor Richardson
yeah you must eat millions of dollars worth of burgers a month i can't afford that
Joseph Lee
RUN INVALIDATED
Caleb Ramirez
What the fuck was that
Anthony Powell
This event's PS2 is dying.
Noah Smith
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP
Luke Richardson
shit game
much like this event
Sebastian Hughes
Oh yeah baby, now we're talking
Charles Lee
>game nearly fucking crashes
Camden Robinson
Wyatt Jenkins
JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK
James Lopez
GAME BROKE
GAME BROKE
GAME BROKE
Hunter Howard
Kayden Ramirez
>mfw this guy gets banned for rape
Zachary Ramirez
talk shit get hit bro
Carson Ortiz
Jackie Chan!
Asher Russell
You are delusional if you really expect people to talk about the run specifically for 500 posts. What is there even to say? It's either entertaining to watch or boring as shit.
Parker Brown
RRRRRRRRRRRRR
Luis Nelson
SHOUTOUT TO THE TECH CREW
Benjamin Perry
How's the speedruns going? You're staying hydrated, right?
Easton Wood
Sebastian Flores
>all those red obrs in the top
i never knew it
it's a really good game
Carson Gutierrez
I legit thought the game froze on him
John Morales
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
They're playing the PC ver
Jacob Turner
uh oh the PC is overheating can't wait until a fire breaks out
Jayden Myers
nah just a metal head
Luke Clark
Oh wow hey did you guys know that DMC was originally RE4? Did you guys know that? Guys DMC was originally RE4. Isn't that crazy? Shit's wild. Can't believe DMC was originally RE4. That cool factoid about DMC originally being RE4 has never been said by anyone. Epic.
Nathaniel Morris
Lincoln Cooper
Oh, dying computer then.
Aaron Stewart
DMC1 feels a tad sluggish considering it's a near 20 year old game but it's still great. It's a classic that paved the way for everything after it.
Jordan Edwards
reminds me of that year the fire alarm went off
Cameron Gutierrez
what happened to your knuckles
Landon Rogers
the controls are not trash, it's just the camera that sucks. it has a couple dated aspects but it's still a great game
Kevin Morgan
>Speed run
>allotted 20 mins past the WR
>3rd place rank
Ayden Walker
THIS RUN'S GETTIN CRAZY
Evan Phillips
majin buu lookin ass
Wyatt Torres
whats your problem with spiders, we just only want to eat the house flies that get in your house
Jack Adams
>muh money laundering
You need to go back.
Ethan Cruz
post art of the raptor friend pls
Elijah Myers
>Bawk on the couch
Comfy run incoming
Jack Bell
Post hot girls and generally arousing things
Aaron Smith
I LOVEYOU KUNGFUFRUITCUP
KISS KISS HUG KISSKISS TOUCH KISS TOUCH ARMS LOOK EYE KISS CLOSE EYE KISS BREAST BREAST LATER KISS LOVE FOOD LOVE BED KISS YOUCH HUG NAKED KISS MARRYING KISS MARRY LIFE HAPPY KISS
Wyatt Bailey
I'm going to cum on your mother's face and make you watch you goddamn degenerate.
Ryan Campbell
so it has a dick?
Mason Walker
was it rape? For me it's
Jordan Gonzalez
what the fuck
Grayson Martinez
it has a cloaca
Bentley Ward
fuck off with this furry shit
Anthony Adams
drinking or snacking on anything, /SGDQ/?
Luke Campbell
The Sin Scissors always used to give me nightmares as a kid.
Elijah Roberts
powerpuff boi
Owen Cooper
Just finished up some banana bread and a tall glass of milk.
Christian Harris
Water
Noah Long
YOU'RE SUCK
Ian Ward
YAH!
YAH!
YAH!
YAH!
YAH!
Isaiah Kelly
Please no
Ryder Robinson
YAH!
Gavin Hernandez
cringe
Jonathan Garcia
theyre gonna do this the entire run aren't they
Sebastian King
YAAAAAH
David Kelly
oh god they're all going to be yelling with him the whole time aren't they OH FUCK FUCK MAKE IT STOP FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Ayden Mitchell
Cringe already
Landon Brooks
green tea and a granola bar
Chase Myers
YAAAH
Nicholas Gomez
>They stopped
PLEASE
Landon Murphy
Eating homemade deer jerky and drinking homemade bubble tea. Shits comfy.
Matthew Kelly
>Implying there's another answer than "yeah, sure"
Lincoln Morgan
At least the streamer hinted at them to shut the fuck up.
Christopher Young
Most of Velocity's porn says yes
the dick is in the cloaca
Adrian Bennett
he fucking destroyed phantom holy shit
Ethan Morales
Ginger beer, a little kratom too. Gettin' comfy
Wyatt Johnson
>HEY user, WANNA GO FOR SOME ASIAGO CHEESE BAGELS??? IM BUYIN!!
wat do
be honest
Chase Davis
YAAH
Cameron Flores
I wish I had a cloaca.
Kevin Bell
Julian Lopez
>UGH THIS IS CRINGE THIS IS CRINGE THIS IS SO CRINGE
What is cringe is a man home alone on a sunday night getting upset at people playing video games
Nicholas Gray
making some abomination of a ramen noodle dinner
Jacob Morales
>being mad that user doesn't want to get a raging erection and then die
Kevin Green
SHADOW
Josiah Evans
Judging by the way this thread is going, I'm already happy I turned that shit off for now.
Matthew Miller
I wanna snack on that fat bottom. But really tho, coffee & a blue berry muffin.
Liam Evans
YAAAH
Camden Garcia
Gavin Foster
i can't drink anything tonight lest i want the burning penis syndrome after i masturbate
Noah Morales
skittles and sweetarts. im out of alcohol so i wish i was dead.
Sebastian Evans
takeout BBQ and lime sparkling water
Leo Cooper
Present rabbit cunny
Alexander Walker
HEAVEN IN A LANDSLIDE
Caleb Roberts
oh its not just me
Jonathan Brown
A specter. You can see in the top left corner of the image two faint glowing pairs of eyes looking disdainfully out at them. He built the transcontinental railroad so that acne-riddled eternally prepubescent goblins and shameless misshapen harpies can think their lives are a little less worthless for one week out of the year? Absolutely seething.
Christopher Richardson
what?
Ethan Thomas
post bubble tea recipe
Lincoln Price
drank some beer now im snackin on some pudding
Jace Howard
the commentary isn't cringe, but the crowd needing any excuse to scream and attention whore constantly is very cringe
Nathan Lopez
It's 4:15 am. Time to sleep. See you guys tomorrow!
Landon Garcia
Did you guys know Devil May Cry was originally planned to be Resident Evil 4?
Parker Peterson
>"WOW IT'S JUST LIKE THE THING FROM 5!"
Bentley Carter
haha
Charles Smith
wash your penis and drink water, gamers
Isaiah Rivera
The fucking what syndrome?
Elijah Davis
Nolan Turner
ok he can stop with the cringe demon kitty shit now
Logan Mitchell
Landon Mitchell
I have jalapeno chips or popcorn, what should I have?
James Rogers
I'm about to have me a nice juicy steak before I head to bed, tough day tomorrow. G'night soon user and stay lalafelled.
Aaron Cooper
Runs with repetitive moves that make annoying sounds like WAHOO, GREAYYYA, HUUUHHM should be banned
Charles Price
commentary is a bit wack, surely there is at least some nuance to what's going on
Asher Davis
Jason Miller
Just made a huge pot of greens, and now I'm drinking Iced Coffee.
Aaron Lopez
Just finishing up my first Mr Pibb of the day after eating some chops.
Mason Morris
harro
Charles King
good night user
Cooper Wilson
imagine getting fisted with this
Jordan Carter
>NeloAngelo
[Matthematosis voice] It should be NeroAngelo, but N4 translators fucked it up and I'm not all to pleased with that.
Elijah Diaz
Based.
Xavier Hernandez
if you shit you should wash your hands but if you piss it's okay not to wash your hands
unless you piss all over your hands
Daniel Foster
20 years later and DMC1 still has some of the strongest sound design in a game.
Adrian Bell
You just have to remember to take a piss right before you jerk off and if your session goes on for a while then take intermittent pee breaks.
Gavin Ortiz
>He didn't master the skill of peeing without using his hands
LMAO
Nathaniel Morris
you get that shit too? fucking pisses me off
Nathan Flores
I wouldn't wash my hands out of spite
Joshua Miller
just mute the stream nigger
Christian Smith
Adam Lee
jalapeno chips if they're the kettle kind.
Brayden Russell
you dick burns with the insane sensation of needing to pee if you masturbate while drunk
and after you pee you still need to pee but nothing comes out so it's just a burning sensation
i found that ice packs help a lot, but way too late in my life that i don't experience it much anymore
Jack Morgan
I hate this fucking argument
my penis is probably the cleanest part of my entire body
my fingertips barely touch my cock when I piss, I don't need to manhandle it like a fucking hose
I'd rather wash my hands after shaking someone else's instead of every time I piss
Adam Kelly
matthew absolutely adores dmc1 so i'm surprised he said that about it
Lucas Lewis
>if you shit you should wash your hands
What kind of shits are you taking that your hands get dirty?
Noah Sanchez
I T E M S
T
E
M
S
SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN DONALD
Colton Stewart
I've had a burning penis for 3 whole days. Shit sucks
Jose Rogers
>mfw your dick curves and you have to hold it straight
it's not fair bros
Parker Lewis
Exquisite taste, user.
Jackson Roberts
Everyone made me feel inferior because I went and got a burger and fries. Meanwhile everyone else cooked and is eating their fancy organic stuff.
Thomas Moore
The fuck is this? Do you guys have syphilis or something?
Andrew Bailey
Unironically would. He seems OK when he isn’t sperging out.
Christian Taylor
>everyone here is eating healthy snacks like tea and beef jerkey
>tfw i'm eating jack in the box
Chase Gray
you have to wipe your asshole you smelly idiot
Zachary Martin
YIKES
Logan Long
Alexander Martin
wash your hands you disgusting freak
Juan Howard
Ah. I can barely get it up if I drink to much, let alone masturbate
Jacob Wilson
you wipe...right? You know that thin layer of tissue paper still lets shit particles get on your hands
Ethan Flores
excuse me this is the "on-topic posts ONLY" thread, please stop
Bentley Roberts
>not alone
WHAT IS IT CALLED
IT DRIVES ME CRAZY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT HURTS FOR HOURS
Michael Jones
Not with your god damned bare hands.
Joseph Edwards
YAH
YAH
YAH
Cooper Moore
hmm
yeah same
Austin Carter
if you're literally sticking your hands up your ass you should wash your hands, just in case unless maybe you got one of those squirting ass things
Josiah Reed
i wish i had a nice burger
Jaxon Carter
the fuck, surely you've tried an icepack? mine goes away 30-60 mins in
no, nothing to do with that
some muscle spasm like said, though what he said doesn't help me
Bentley Campbell
they're cape cod
Christian Moore
>big dono
>no comment
Asher Morales
That's why you use more than one square you ding dong.
Carter Miller
You don't use your hand, then wash?
Alexander Nelson
I always use items on dmd
fight me
Nicholas King
i dont piss on my hands though. and my dick is clean. so fuck off you dirty dicked faggots
Nolan Long
Oh that. I wasn't aware that had a name. Shit sucks.
Jace Howard
Wait.
Double jump + Air Helm does more damage?
I NEVER KNEW!?
Leo Adams
>this guy doesn't wash his hands after shitting
Literal degenerate, I've had too many roommates like you
Isaac Morgan
it's all good. I had a fatty fat McGriddle for breakfast. Sunday is my cheat day
Gavin Martinez
I do, probably more often than you or anyone else in this threar does
the fact of the matter is that my cock is cleaner than your hands
Jace Phillips
Not doing a no-items run was a mistake. No one wants to see him just cheese nelo angelo
Caleb Gonzalez
don't derive your self worth from comparing yourself to anonymous strangers
Tyler Sanders
Nolan Gonzalez
I fucking hate germaphobes
Andrew Myers
>grenade gun
Chad-mode from here on out.
Wyatt Lee
Use your feet then
Kevin Martinez
>2019
>Still reading donations in the middle of a run
You guys have shitton of cluttered stuff on screen, put a scrolling text with donations in it already!
Oliver Cook
i used to get it when i drank a lot of sugary stuff
David Edwards
>Implying they've had sex
I thought you were smarter than this
Isaiah Ross
>nelo
Wyatt Young
what's your favorite DMC boss anons
Ethan Ward
i googled it once and there was a deep thread on it on some random forum, but no name
doesn't seem to be a thing anyone in the medical world cares about, or is aware of
Hudson Cox
>Squirting ass things
It's called a bidet you uncultured swine.
Ethan Cruz
It's not dude, it's swimming in poop bacteria unless you aren't wearing pants.
Grayson Cooper
You watch your roommates shit? You sound like a freak. No wonder you have so many roommates. They keep leaving you.
Aiden Reed
Yes. Air Hike powers up helm breaker.
Did you know you can charge up E&I? Shoot and hold the button down, it takes a little longer than the charged shots added in later games but it's there.
Blake Powell
fatty fat user eating a fatty fat mcgriddle
Aaron Evans
Just wash your fucking hands anons, jesus fucking christ.
Justin Price
Devil WHAT?
Andrew Price
What are you doing, Amelia?
Robert Sullivan
any runs worth watching yet lads?
William Allen
David Diaz
hey where do you live
Justin Sanders
Lizard MAN???
Carson Taylor
IT IS MAAM
LIZARD MAAM
Sebastian Wright
yeah whatever it squirts your ass
Wyatt Brown
bait post
Aiden Long
>Devil Trigger
>Trigger War-
yeet!
Christian Brooks
Interesting fact: If you are a girl and you are taking a shit, you can put your hand up your pussy and feel the shit moving down through the vagina walls inside.
Elijah Cruz
Maybe if you tuck like a crossdressing faggot.
Jonathan Lopez
Nelo is unironically still my favorite boss. Nelo 3 on DMD is so god damn intense.
Nathaniel Rivera
no
Evan Johnson
it was never explicitly communicated to the player, so it's not unusual that you wouldn't know
Evan Sullivan
You have to touch the seat, the flusher, and the stall door, all of which have had a thousand people touch before you
Jackson Thompson
>Boil 1 cup of water, steep 2-3 teabags in it for 30 minutes
>Make tapioca pearls according to instructions on package (you can make from scratch but it's a lot of work that's not worth it)
>Chill tea in fridge and rinse tapioca pearls
>Add one cup of milk, a few spoonfuls of red bean paste, and some crushed Oreos to tea, mix well
>Add pearls
Really simple and you can experiment with what teas/extras you like
Nathan Foster
lizardman can't be the best character talim is the best character!
Eli Reed
I made a fucking TV dinner. At least you tomatoes are fresh.
Kayden Davis
did someone say lizard
Jace Morgan
Nope, just existing in your pants with your butt, spreads bacteria all over.
Dominic Stewart
it's a speed run, not a stylish run
Cooper Howard
Do you guys even speedrun?
Xavier Moore
i had this all of the time when i was about 7 years old, so i dont think it's related to drinking
Julian Clark
These fucking jokes suck. Can someone kill these commentators?
Benjamin Price
oh wow i dont like that, user
Isaac Nelson
So do I
Hunter Martinez
DEVIL MAY FRY
Leo Watson
How the fuck would you know something like... wait, are you supposed to be a... gir?
Christian Ortiz
it was sooo good. you ever tried one? (just the sausage and bun, no gross egg or cheese)
Colton Morris
no i have a life
*grinds in SWTOR*
Tyler Collins
Luis Parker
every day is a cheat day when you don't care about your health
Nolan Rivera
You know those bathrooms are cleaned regularly.
Anthony Cox
Anyone can hear the toilet flush and then no sink running
Cooper Adams
i'm not autistic enough to play the same game over and over lol
*plays 10k hours of dota 2*
Ian Rivera
>Devil May Fry
>Someone donated to say that autistic joke
I'm done.
Eli Turner
>user actually emailed
huh
Yea Forums really is the gayest board
Connor Ross
theyre dancing. cute
Owen King
i used to get it when i was a teenager, but it was usually tied to masturbation, and peeing before doing it often helped
now as an adult it exclusively only happens if i masturbate while drunk, but that's probably because i've made it a habit to masturbate only long before or after peeing
Zachary Walker
okay ill keep that in mind if im porn as a girl in the next life
Julian Watson
Unironically, me
I replayed 3 and 4 before 5. Never would have expected call backs to the first game, which is pretty much every call back enemy in the game.
Easton Thomas
Is there a webm of the dude getting rejected by the girl on the couch in the back before the DMC run
Camden Watson
if u can fit ur pinkie down your urethra and into your body you can do this as a boy aswell
Adam Lopez
devil NI-
Ian Rogers
If Dante were Trihex, it would be called Devil May Nigger
Save the Children
Daniel Flores
Another S rank? It can't be true
Jonathan Peterson
Now that you told me to I won't do it. Same when my mom tells me to shower when I'm in the process of getting ready for it. I just drop my shit and go to bed stinky
I have a legit problem, it's not healthy
Zachary Kelly
Diabetes?
Jason Peterson
Spaz. You don't know they were taking a shit unless you're standing outside with a stopwatch. Don't talk to me anymore. With an appropriate amount of toilet paper you can wipe your ass and end up with nothing on your fingers. THAT'S THE POINT OF TOILET PAPER.
Aiden Robinson
>The audience could have been yelling "YAH" this entire time
I guess GDQ isn't beyond saving.
Mason Robinson
>Washing your hands after using the bathroom
>ever
Pick neither faggots. I don't pee on my fucking hands you autists. Why would I wash my hands?
Isaac Allen
Dick chopped like spring grass.
After fake vagina rots,
Suicide follows.
- a haiku
Carson White
Preach, user.
Aaron Carter
This couch blows.
Ayden Ross
3 is literally DMC1 throwbacks: The Game.
Thomas Reyes
Same, this happened to me semi-often as a teenager but I can't remember the last time I've had issues with it.
Jackson Diaz
Has anyone heard that autistic faggot blueglass cackling in the crowd yet? he ruined so many GDQ's with his autistic comments and that fucking laugh!
Nicholas Rodriguez
maybe it's this healthline.com
Thomas Roberts
>bullying Angelo
S T O P
Ian Hall
Noah Lee
this is fucking nasty
Owen Rogers
You gotta make sure all the cum is out of your dick and there's none lingering in the pipe, that's what seems to cause the burning after you pee in my experience
Xavier Nguyen
question: how does this site decide when to make you fill out captcha? some days i can go the full day without ever having to fill one out and then times like now i have to pick 20 fucking fading fire hydrants every time i want to post. does it just pick random posters and say fuck you, youre doing captcha?
Noah Clark
he's been confirmed dead for at least two years user
Levi Perry
I hate edobean.
Ryan Cook
This is by far the most interesting thing I've ever seen posted in one of these thread.
Kevin Bennett
You probably enjoy pissing on yourself and others doing it, but be advised, this is not a normal fetish and it's highly unhygienic.
Justin Long
Remember to jerk off tonight anons!
James Hill
You do realize one of them doesn't even run the game, right? The only people who can give commentary is the other guy on the couch or the runner himself. The runner is basically commentating and playing at the same time.
William Lee
Off my fucking board, degenerate
Blake Rogers
>not BLACKEDRAW
Hudson Cook
LF hairy friend (male)
Kevin Walker
if you've been a good enough goy google rewards you
Landon Gutierrez
see, your problem was living in a 3rd-world country
Christian Bailey
I like chicken biscuits the most, I used to get mcgriddles when I was really small though.
this is my attitude and it makes me happy eating junky food
Angel Perry
I want to die!
Owen Hall
I know that. I'm just making a general statement here.
David Butler
So are there actually gonna be any tranny runners this year?
Alexander Martinez
>Waterfags
Leo Bell
shes the one that did that nasty fart cream
Asher Walker
Fuck off summer
Gabriel Hughes
wait, do get them to dialate BEFORE or AFTER the speedrun
Isaiah James
>Don't talk to me anymore
Actual fucking autist, carry on with your disgusting habits then
Kayden Morales
I already had a nocturnal emission this month, thanks
Samuel Martinez
Is it weird that what I look forward to most during GDQ is shitposting about anything with anons?
Benjamin White
who here /beer/?
Oliver Anderson
>SomeTwitchNigger gifted you a sub 6 hours ago
dude nice
Caleb Wright
You're touching the doorknob, the toilet seat, and your belt. All those are covered in germs
Sebastian Richardson
Yes and I know for a fact other girls have done it too. Girls are realy gross user, sorry
Wyatt Sullivan
>Devil May ______
David Clark
Occasionally they'll give you a five-phase one, have you nail it perfectly, and make you do a second one as a big ol' fuck you. And you ever notice how the new images load so slowly?
Cameron Taylor
boys can just stick their hand in their ass and pull the shit right out of there, though
Dylan Thomas
it only makes you do things like that when it thinks you're a bot who's doing to many captchas because this captcha is designed to only be done a couple times a day
Carter Cooper
>waging on Sunday
Easton Fisher
Jesus, DMC 1 is such a good game. Shame they will NEVER make a game like it again.
Now "action games" cut out everything not action in them. They're soulless. No horror, no exploration, no horror, etc.
Michael Gomez
Dominic Baker
Welcome home user
Tyler Morgan
>that scene in Jumanji where she is pretending not to know how to be sexy
>still sexy as fuck anyway
What's she playing?
Chase Williams
do this
Wyatt Lee
dunno man, but its only with booze.
if i have a couple of drinks or beers and try to jerk off itll burn for like 15 minutes. i can jerk off 100 times in day and itll be fine, but a couple of drinks and it just hurts
Josiah Flores
You had to jinx it user...
Nicholas Hall
Joseph Moore
You haven't lived unless you try the honey butter chicken biscuit from Whataburger, but only Texasfags like me get to enjoy it. But, I also am a fatass who eats junk food regularly. It's a serious problem actually
Owen Sanchez
>I'm stuck at work but I can still watch streams
Thats not actual work
Leo Butler
Dante's DMC1 design is his worst design. Prove me wrong faggots.
Jackson Nelson
FUCK OFF with the dah you slutty cunts FUCK YOU
Noah Davis
how do we feel about bawkbasoop?
Jaxson Johnson
Texasfag here. Nothing beats an ice cold beer on a warm, humid evening
Cooper Nelson
I will because my habits are normal. You're the hypochondriac that expects everybody else to wash their hands when they've not done anything they need to wash their hands for. You got called out. Chill out with your anal retentive bullshit. You don't know what you're talking about.
Adrian Rodriguez
You said horror twice. How horrifying.
Daniel Adams
This doesn't work anymore. Google got rid of word captcha
Dylan Cruz
DAH
>DAH
DAH
>DAH
DAH
>DAH
Zachary Brooks
Assypoopadoo
Noah Campbell
Henry Jenkins
dmc5 dante is pretty ugly and un-/fa/ desu
Dylan Rodriguez
Sauce
Grayson Barnes
>What's she playing?
Crash
Camden Torres
I don't mind a little body ink here and there but that many tattoos are just a huge turnoff for me.
Cooper Anderson
based
Jordan Jones
BANG BANG BANG
Dylan Long
Will someone gift me a sub? I'm a girl gamer!
Michael Garcia
i m a g i n e
Jackson Howard
No because I don't use scripted captcha. It's a one and done thing.
James Carter
This is very slutty but also kind of hot
Jaxon Campbell
Gabriel Johnson
DMC is 2018?
Gabriel Rodriguez
>he doesn't have a Yea Forums pass
lmaoing at your life rn tbqh
Nathan Murphy
Wjy is the crowd chanting in Russian?
Xavier Gutierrez
I don't get the ones that take 10 years to fade out anymore with this
And I use numpad to do it super fast
Bentley Martinez
You posted the worst design you fucking zoomer.
Jason Bailey
>hurr there's no brown poo on my hands after i wiped therefore i dont need to wash my hands
>you can see germs
kill yourself, typhoid mary cunt
Joshua Morris
You just post the reason
i don't like dante design in 3
Logan Diaz
Im a spiritual fatass stuck in a thin body. I like putting hot sauce on my chicken biscuits. If I ever go to texas I will try one. I think they got bought out so maybe they'll expand more.
Charles Walker
unironically buy a pass lol
Joseph Cruz
Yeah, what give it away?
Jackson Peterson
Carter Mitchell
how was it? Last time I had one of those I had sex in my dream and felt everything. Felt breddy gud
Jayden Sullivan
Don't do this it'll give you asteroids.
Oliver Edwards
you like bullying old men, user? do you find joy in that you freakin jerk?
Camden Reyes
The pc version of the hd collection.
Nolan Watson
haha BANG BANG PULL MY BENIS :-)))
*old man dance*
Justin Young
Cider doughnut and a cup of decaf.
Zachary Cooper
sent ;)
Nathan Rogers
Nathaniel Flores
I mean, it isn't a problem if you never gain weight. I'm jealous of people like that who can just eat a shit ton a day and never put on weight.
Robert Phillips
You need to start using the right amount of toilet paper you retard. Like I just fucking said you don't know what you're talking about. Bacteria isn't passing through 8 double-ply layers of toilet paper in 3 seconds. It's physically impossible.
Jonathan Young
Peak zoomer posting
Austin Clark
His streams are great for RE stuff, but idk about his GDQ shit. When you get so cucked by GDQ staff it's hard to be entertaining. Same goes for most other runners tbf
Liam Cox
>No horror, no exploration, no horror
Jace Green
>I had one of those I had sex in my dream and felt everything. Felt breddy gud
This, sex/wet dreams are amazing, they are super realistic. Shame I have only had like 3 in my life
Kevin Russell
I've never played Devil May Cry ever, but that holy water looks fucking busted. Was it always that easy?
Zachary Cox
yeah
get this hobo away from me
Julian Hughes
I'd buy an user a pass if nipmoot still accepted bitcoin.
Kevin Reed
>paying for Yea Forums
Carter Edwards
virgin here and I've had sex in dreams before... swear it felt real bros
Luke White
i want an asteroid
Caleb Edwards
rank this run so far
Leo Thompson
>bragging about S-ranking mission while spamming holy water
it's not that impressive dude, at least brag about your strats
Aaron Turner
you mean his best design you absolute homo
Sebastian Walker
Bro, i know you don't get shit on your hands, i know it! Trust me man. But you're still getting germs on your person just by walking in there. Talk to any human being outside and tell them that you don't ever wash your hands and they'll react pretty much the same
Ryder Cox
Jordan Campbell
i used to think mods curse you if you do a bad post and make your captchas slow and error a lot
Anthony Jenkins
big fan
Luke Rivera
Should I watch this or read MiA?
Levi Garcia
God of War was always better than DMC prove me wrong
Logan Thomas
not having to fill out shitty fading captchas is worth the 6 cents per day desu... plus gookmoot might be a jew but Yea Forums bandwidth is pretty expensive
Gavin Bailey
Pay attention to what Dante actually does in the game.
he leaves the castle just so he can go back. He didn't really accomplish anything.
Luis Roberts
Haven't seen any trannies so far, are they keeping them off the camera this year, because of backlash?
Ethan Cook
I wash my hands frequently, but not after I take a shit because I took a shit. That's OCD.
Leo White
I try my best to so I look healthier but even trying my best and eating straight junk, I've only gained two pounds. If it makes you feel better, fatties are better than twigs. At least the fatties enjoy eating which is the most important thing in life alongside sleep.
Charles Peterson
>KILL THE ANIMALS
>SAVE THE ANIMALS
>
Jack Nelson
So far? probably a 7/10
Ryder Butler
Just wash your fucking hands you piece of filth.
Luis Adams
Logan Johnson
Actually I was born in 1992 and I'm 26, but I didn't bother playing the old DMC games. I started with 3, then 4, and then 5. I also played DmC which was alright I suppose.
I didn't play DMC 1 or DMC 2.
Charles Diaz
it's not that warm donte so don't be a huge faggot and take off your shirt for the gays to boner off
Brody Green
Always disappointing. It turns out I have just as many hang ups in my dreams as I do in real life. It wakes me up everytime with a ruined orgasm and spunk splattered all over my boxers
Daniel Allen
My God, I can't stand the flamboyant sounding guy on the couch.
Jackson Edwards
idgaf about either of them. :^)
Connor Fisher
Fuck that was a quick Nigthmare.
Alexander White
cursed image
Joshua Gonzalez
i never got into DMC but i'm halfway through Nocturne so I'm watching this to prep myself for Dante to join me
Robert Ross
if it offers "skip" just push that until you get to a normal collage captcha, even if i fill out the big grid ones it seems like it always makes me do more than one anyway. i finally ponied up and bought a pass because i was so fucking sick of the retarded captchas
Evan Jackson
I bet that fat guy is married and went home that night nervous his wifey might eventually find a video of a thot twerking on him in public. and fapped to the idea
Charles Price
>seals Mundus back to hell
>doesn't accomplish anything
Christian Peterson
I wash my hands when my hands are dirty. They're not dirty after I take a shit. Get that through your germaphobe head.
Nathan Parker
Lincoln Powell
7/10 for me, commentary could be a little more interesting/informative
Ayden Phillips
do both
Julian Gomez
I think it's just important to the run.
Noah Parker
the hardest part is abstaining from masturbating and getting yourself horned up before going to bed enough times to get it to proc
Xavier Lopez
Christian Wood
she is literally a porn star
Eli Ross
how would you know faggot
Dylan Gonzalez
I wonder if matt is watching this
Asher Perez
so, uh, you like watching trannies play video games fast, huh
Kevin Williams
i-i don't know to be honest... but it's good enough for me :)
Kayden Rivera
I still haven't beat GTA 5 AMA
John Wright
>eat shit loads of stuff between the ages of 12-16
>never gain too much weight
>drank like 3-4 cans of coke each day from the age of 10 to like 17
>Once I hit 17 I look at my body and just say "I could be skinnier" and start calming down on food and drink
>still doing it
Jason Morales
Does Kratos fuck the demon clone of his mother? Does Kratos get a sick ass sword named after him? Does Kratos have epic white hair and rockin 14 inch horsecock? No? Didn't think so, fucko.
Nicholas Green
okay shithands
Gabriel Lewis
>tfw my boy Shift is in again
based as fuck
Noah Robinson
these are some of the only threads that feel like Yea Forums that I still recognize
Anthony Russell
I've been getting sick of porn recently so I keep jerking off and stopping and my wet spunk dreams have been increasing because I keep blue balling myself. Wet dreams fucking suck because you gotta get up and clean your clothes
Connor Richardson
It's too much for me as well but I think the ink itself is pretty neat. There's literally octopus tentacles coming out of her butthole lol.
Christopher Bennett
is there a new chapter? I'm waiting on a bun chapter tbqh
Jose Murphy
ending C desu famalampai
Easton Ramirez
i know that feel user. I've had so many times in dreams when girls were naked opening themselves to me and I stopped because I'm a nice guy and didn't want to take advantage of the imaginary girl.
Ryder Myers
There's a reason items were finally removed in 5.
It's because they caused a dumb dilemma on if you should power through to avoid the item penalty or if you realllly need that vital star or holy water.
Cooper Harris
Imagine paying money to tell a terrible joke on stream.
Ian Thomas
Kochi kochi~
Thomas Bailey
Dadjokes Done Cringe
Aaron Garcia
No, that's at the very end of the game.
The game consists of Dante running around the mansion, leaving, and then coming back to the mansion. Then he fights Mundus.
You could argue that killing his generals accomplished something somehow. Though I'm not certain.
Nathan Barnes
>orbfaggin commences
Run over.
Landon Sanders
>Devil Sword Dante
>sick
Try again. Shit is a literal copy paste of the Akantor Broadsword from MH. Meanwhile Sparda is gone forever, an actual unique looking sword.
Adrian Adams
Why yes, I did just come out of the public toilet. No, my hands are not dirty.
Jeremiah Clark
It's on normal
Oliver Martin
OOOOOORB
Christopher Barnes
HHAHA BRO OOOOORRRRB SPORKS
Dylan Fisher
There is a new Moth half chapter
Anthony King
Yeah, I do enjoy eating but it isn't really healthy, especially with how much I consume daily and the kinds of food I'm ingesting. Mostly greasy junk or fried crap. I don't exercise like I should either. Plus I'm a short guy, so taking my height into account I really am pretty overweight for someone of my stature. Most guys my height probably weigh like 130lbs or 140lbs and I'm like 185lbs or so. I'd say I'm at least 40-50lbs overweight compared to other guys around my height.
I don't really have anyone to look good for though. I live alone, but if I was dating someone I feel like I'd try to take more pride in my weight or something like that.
Zachary Jackson
Jace Reyes
They mirror the people donating
Carson Young
It's stylish you bitch
Jaxson Kelly
Does Bawk even speedrun this game?
Charles Watson
Send nudes [email protected]
Anthony Morales
>that bellybutton
disgusting desu
Oliver Bell
cmon user, you know Dante is a pure virgin
Dylan Walker
god i love sloppy fat pigs
Aaron Martinez
how long have you been on this site?
Grayson Torres
I think what's more OCD is your insistence to NOT wash your hands after taking a shit. You are confusing a normal clean human habit.
Zachary Bennett
sent ;-)
Brody Perez
I never said she wasn't...
Lincoln Lewis
didn't read the chain but do intermittent fasting
easiest, braindead way to lose weight
Logan Lopez
Pajeet please, you've never even seen a loo.
Jacob Evans
OOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!
Gavin Ross
sucking cocks is not stylish you fucking kpop idol bitch
Kayden Rogers
DSD is for big dick Gs. Sparda was for kissless virgins.
Ethan Campbell
...
Adam Johnson
How long have you been on it?
Jackson Nelson
Cute man.
Chase Sanders
>huge ass storm
>power going in and out
I just wanted to watch gdq and shitpost is that so much to ask?
Isaac Edwards
...
Zachary Morgan
stinky fingies
Aiden Fisher
I love her face. That's the face of someone who just saw 3 blacks guys walking towards her in a alley at 230 am. That bitch was nervous.
Brody Robinson
I personally think eating what you want and enjoying yourself is more important than being miserable or restricting yourself. That's not anything unreasonable even if you're shorter. As long as it doesn't get in the way of things or your self esteem I think you're fine.
Brayden Foster
DSD is trash.
Blake Lopez
You're not understanding. I wash my hands often. I don't wash them as a rule after taking a shit because there's no more of a reason to wash them after as there was before. Wiping your ass does not make your hands dirty. It makes your hands marginally cleaner because you're touching the clean toilet paper. If your hands are dirty after you take a shit you're not using enough toilet paper. Bottom line. That's all there is to it.
Juan White
NEW
NEW
Camden Moore
Since '14, but in the beginning I'd just come for the porn on /gif/
Chase Mitchell
Wash your disgusting body you troglodyte.