*STOMP STOMP CLAP* *STOMP STOMP CLAP*

*STOMP STOMP CLAP* *STOMP STOMP CLAP*

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me on the left

what is this retail wagie cagie shit?

me taking the picture

WE ARE
WE ARE

youtube.com/watch?v=-tJYN-eG1zk

BUDDY YOU'RE A BOY MAKIN BIG NOISE PLAYIN IN THE STREET GONNA BE A BIG MAN SOME DAY

WALMART

WALMART
*sharts profusely*

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>Sunday night

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BUDDY YOUR A BOY MAKE A BIG NOISE PLAYING IN THE STREET GONNA BE BIG MAN SOMEDAY

Gimme the source, it seems funny.

>LOL HE'S ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT HIS CAREER
Grow up, guys.

nm. I was being hasty, because I figured the thread would die. Found it.

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No one is making fun of him like you're implying. He's actually wholesome and fun

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NOT
VIDEOGAMES

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I just watched this for the first time. I feel like laughing and vomiting at the same time. He only wrote one verse?? LOL

youtu.be/EHIlRy_Hmmg

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>you literally get fired for "insubordination" if you refuse to participate in these cultist activities
Never work retail

Bah Bah Bahhhhhh... Bah Bah Bahhhhhhh... BAH!!! BABABABABAA! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU YEHHHHH HEEE HEE HEEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOWEEE WOBBER WOOOWEE WOOBERR YAYYY YAYY PLBBBBBBBLLPPFPFFFTTTTTTT AYAYYYYYAAHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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This is the future capitalism wants for all of you
>"buh-buh-but i'm training to be a ISO 4957:2018(en) deep-sea biomechanical doctor of electrochemistry! l-l-lol get fucked I'm gonna be s-so rich!"
Capitalism is continuously pushing technology forward purely to obsolete any and all skills you might be able to offer. The "irreplaceable" master craftsmen of yesterday have all been replaced with today's mass manufacture techniques. Advances in computing, AI and automation are coming to render your learned skills worthless, it's only a matter of time.

This is our future under capitalism.

you okay bud?

>Europe set to generally improve under climate change
>America, Africa, the Middle East and Australia set to burst into flames and/or drown
Looking forward to it.

GONNA BE A CASHIER SOMEDAY

>all those impressionable retards who fell for the STEM meme

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BUDDY YOU'RE A BOY
WORKIN FOR YOUR SOI
GONNA HAVE TO COME IN
ON ALL THE HOLIDAYS
YOU GOT MUD ON YOUR FACE
PUT IN YOUR PLACE
SLAVE TO A WAGE GONNA SHOOT YOUR OWN FACE SAYIN
WAGE SLAVE WAGE SLAVE WAGE SLAVE
*stomp stomp clap*