you know the links
now: pretty boring zelda
next: DMC
later: streets of REEEEEEEE
SGDQ 2019
Thomas White
Ryder Miller
Connor Cruz
I'm up next guys, wish me luck!
Isaac Bennett
just tuning in. did i miss anything good? and what runs are worth looking forward to?
playing EO nexus while i watch
Daniel Evans
no
Jacob Richardson
Please keep the bigotry to a minimum.
Levi Evans
Anyone else smoking weed right now?
Logan Thomas
I was promised cringe why is there no cringe
Cooper Barnes
Justin Nguyen
just got here, senpai. any trannies or good memes yet?
Camden Russell
what to jack off to
no skinny anime girls
Gabriel Campbell
DUUUUDE
Juan Morales
Wyatt King
BASED REIMU GOD DABBING ON UMARU POSTERS
Justin Gonzalez
this is comfy af
Colton Howard
Thomas Brooks
I'm amazed the announcer isn't a faggot
Jaxson Reyes
Do you guys like moths
Luke Hernandez
reminder that alr-right anime posters are NOT welcome ITT
Kevin Mitchell
OAKarina
Ian Brooks
Jack off to your mother
Isaac Davis
No.
Nicholas Morris
I said no skinny anime girls
Mason Rivera
Adam Lee
idk maybe a lil somethin somethin
Parker Gonzalez
>MUH POLITICS
HOW ABOUT WE TALK ABOUT FUCKING VIDEO GAMES? JUST AN IDEA
Jayden Davis
you haven't missed anything
Brayden Green
>19:10:47
>19:10:46
Nathaniel Long
i am up neeext! wish me luck!
Isaiah Harris
>Yea Forums hyped this up as a literal sissyboy convention
>talked about how there would be degenerate traps on stream 24/7
>event is actually only sweaty nerd boys
ugh, I'm still going to fap but ugh
Jose Mitchell
What run are you waiting for tonight, anons?
John Sanders
David Parker
Tyler Watson
Levi Diaz
2D games are the absolute worst
Carter Brooks
how about you fuck off and stop pushing us to post limit pointlessly
Brandon Roberts
ABSOLUTELY DO NOT OPEN THIS.
Samuel Ross
Kayden Kelly
what is their accent called. feels extremely histrionic
Jonathan Collins
confident girls scare me but thank you for trying
Dominic Walker
Castlevania
Gabriel Long
Lucas Reed
20 minutes*
Lincoln Campbell
pussy
confident girls are 1000% top tier
Austin Peterson
Ryan Carter
HRT does weird things to your throat, don't pay too much attention to it.
Andrew Reed
Remember to stay comfy, to ignore shitposters, and to enjoy the runs!
Connor Anderson
I did now im blind
Liam Cox
I think one of my images was used as the OP of one of these threads and I'm not gonna get a chance to post this on Yea Forums until wednesday, so I came to this board just to post the followup someone asked me to make
Wyatt Gray
Red shirt guy needs to gas himself
Carson Ward
How do I improve at Crypt of the Necrodancer? I can't beat Zone 2
Zachary Allen
want more bitch?
Jacob Hughes
Yes.
Lincoln Gomez
I think they have the gay. otherwise it's just a regular midwestern accent if i'm not mistaken
Lucas Bennett
I wonder what her shits look like
Alexander Richardson
Zombies Ate My Neighbors
Jayden White
yeah theyre alright
Dominic Bell
Nicholas Jackson
How's kgf2019 going lads?
I know we're only halfway through but I think I've failed, again
Matthew Johnson
threadly reminder
Chase Harris
I SHOULD HAVE HEEDED THE WARNING
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Nathan Flores
is calebhart42 banned from gdq?
Jose Johnson
Same.
Blake Powell
Luis Campbell
Who gives a shit about that choke artist?
Samuel Reyes
Cool moth 10/10
Joshua Powell
Do you guys really watch the entirety of these speedruns? Or are you fishing for moments of pure autism which you can show everyone on Yea Forums afterwards?
Eli Jenkins
we're only like 50 posts into this thread and its already complete trash, can't you fucking idiots contain yourselves
Zachary Russell
>Still 40 minutes left
Brody Flores
I've gotten better actually, got it down to 4-5 days average between washing
Levi King
I don't see you improving it, Locke.
Brody Gonzalez
i shower once a week
Noah Thompson
Connor Myers
guy playing is legit cute, no homo
Adam Green
this game fucking sucks, man, there's nothing to talk about
Jeremiah Martin
sorry sirrah ill try harder next time
Wyatt Russell
I hate these people.
Jayden Myers
Here you go
I only captured her for 17 hours, she spent the entire time just sitting there in jar/hands so I got a lot of great photos, at sunset I put her back right where I found her
Nolan Anderson
Just learn the enemy's movements. Try to fight enemies one at a time, don't let them swarm you. Use spells if you find them, they're really good. Zone 2 has absurd bomb drops so don't be shy with them there. Good luck.
Charles Martinez
1 0 d a y s
Mason Myers
I watch several of them, not all of them but there are a lot of good runs every year. The previous GDQ was fantastic and anyone who says otherwise is either a retard or here for tranny shitposting autism.
Logan Turner
no
Aaron Anderson
imagine the smell
Grayson Perry
Logan Morales
>that smell when you havent showered in months and youve been sitting in your chair for hours and finally get up
Elijah Ward
this is why girls shouldn't join these events
Josiah Morales
Give me a shout when they're not running boring nintendo shite
Aaron Lewis
actually humans don't need to shower very often. That "smell" is actually only from people who shower too often. Thus the onus is on THEM not the people who are letting their bodies naturally clean themselves
Elijah Kelly
>free shitpost thread
hoorray :D
Nathaniel Anderson
My penis has a huge rash on it for the past 3 days, should I go check it out at the doctors office?
Cameron Bennett
>That "smell" is actually only from people who shower too often.
Alexander Allen
For real, I went about 3 weeks without showering and when I stood up the smell was offensive even to me lol
Cameron Ward
Damn the announcer is having a blast.
Samuel Bell
chair sniffer knew what's up
Easton Turner
half life 1 is the ultimate speed running game, nothing else even comes close. the ability to bunny hop and recoil launch in bounds on maps leads to runners actually going through the game quickly instead of optimizing seconds off of puzzles or glitching through walls. This is aided by valves level design philosophy (everything exists and is connected) and all cut-scenes (outside the start and end) being in game with player control. The wonky physics engines also helps make the exploits used very entertaining. prove me wrong
honorable mentiones to doom 2016, and HL2
James Collins
Daniel Hernandez
No.
Brayden James
Here's another one I caught back in may
Easton King
is this a pasta?
Leo Foster
t. rancid smelling fuck
Logan Carter
realizing human body odor smells insanely good is probably the biggest redpill
Ian Flores
I missed half the Minish Cap run so I'm going through the VODs. Please tell me they stop doing the fucking orb thing, it was the worst part of GDQ last time and I want to strangle the fuck who keeps pushing it. I don't want to spend half the runs muted because the audience screeches every time they see something spherical.
Leo Thompson
ok kungu, put down the burger. Bet her pussy tastes like McDonalds
Liam Davis
please turn off the computer
Kevin Collins
Nathan Walker
Jayden Harris
smash it with your dick
Hunter Peterson
It's already all queued up.
Oliver Bailey
Edobean!
Wyatt Moore
is the couch guy cosplaying/roleplaying as chrischan? hes literally wearing the shirt and acting like him. Is it one of you sly fuckers here? Based
Nathan Bell
jesus, the onions face isn't a meme, time and time again it's been shown to be a real thing
Nathan Wood
They not only brought it back, but they made it a fucking emote on twitch.
Logan Sullivan
Cute!
Mason Phillips
I unironically prefer natural body odor over deodorant, perfume, cologne, or soap. My schnoz is sensitive to artificial smells and they'll give me headaches if it's too much.
Owen Smith
Christ, Minish Cap is boring as piss.
Luis James
OK I go get some honeysuckle brb faggots
Jacob Parker
i meant it smells good tho
Parker Rodriguez
el monstrosidad de las americas...
Caleb Hill
Was she able to fly still? I thought moths relied on dust on their wings to fly and that handling them can cripple their flight.
Jason Jones
>Rap
James Jackson
Dilation penetration
Ryder Lewis
is kungfufruitcup hot?
Jace Carter
Gonna read a book instead have fun anons
Christian Rogers
are there any NATURAL BORN cute girls this year?
Aiden Perez
STINKY THREAD STINKY THREAD
Ayden Hall
TEN
THOUSAND
DOLLARS!!
Noah Taylor
>they use chromebooks
Liam Allen
take me with you
yes
yes
Camden Morales
triforce heros is underrated
hating it is a meme
Cooper Miller
>Triforce heroes
Christ the disappointment haunts me still
Liam Brooks
Josiah Perez
God I hate this game
Ryan Bennett
>yeti
Jayden Peterson
Any songs you guys have been listening to recently?
>Just recently found my old music player in my parent's house from like 2005
>It still works
>Filled with Green Day songs
Longview is such a good fucking song.
Austin Peterson
>10,000
10,000
>10,000
10,000
Based this will save alot of people's lives.
Hunter James
HEUY
HAEY
HYAAAH
Dominic Gomez
she has been.
David Butler
I know it's Sunday night but you guys planning to do anything else besides watch SGDQ tonight before bed? A comfy movie/tv show? porn? Reading a chapter of a book? Calling a friend?
Chase Hernandez
You seem gay user. Are you?
Cooper Ortiz
>Benin
>formerly known as Dahomey
You ain't my dahomey anymore.
Ryder Cooper
>all of these moth posters
reminder that moths are not to be trusted and should be killed with fire ASAP
Noah Ross
>not Holiday
Step up your early-2000s alternative rock.
Brayden Powell
Planning to fap to then bed
Noah Martin
burn your house, i now your adress, Carol.
Evan Wright
>Yes, Oracle of Ages is my favorite Zelda game! How could you tell?
Cameron Morgan
During long runs I catch up on Japanese anime.
Mason Torres
Look shes cute and all but is she only on tiktok? Can't find an Instagram or Twitter. Help us bros out.
Carson James
moths
Nathaniel Wood
What the fuck was were problem?
Ayden Turner
I bet you're the type of person that kept on listening to fall out boy
Kevin Peterson
This is pretty pleb tier if you haven't already narrowed it down. There are often times I have so many tabs open that no icon or letters are even seen and it takes super mouse precision to click on a single one.
Jaxon Ortiz
>tfw wanna watch DOOM but itll be on at like 1am
Elijah Fisher
yes I want to slide my dick in between her armfat
I need more drama from this GDQ. Nothing raunchy has happened in a while a la Stivitybobo's wife fucking fiasco
Levi Watson
Joseph Price
I was going to watch anime but I'll probably just watch this for the rest of the night and then sleep.
Blake Hill
I was just geniunely interested.
Jeremiah Butler
Chromebooks are great for the use case. Cheap, runs better than an equivalently priced Windows machine, extremely hard for a retard to fuck up, etc. You could argue a Thinkpad would be better, but I don't think there's any /g/tards on the GDQ staff.
Gabriel Robinson
was her social media ever found? jesus fuck, she doesnt get posted enough
Justin Murphy
N-no. I masturbate to traps, but that's it. Actual homosexuality is gross.
Samuel Taylor
chromebooks are cool if you just want to use the net and nothing more
Tyler Richardson
Imagine how much the fucking trannys seethe seeing an actual good looking women.
Nathaniel Stewart
Matthew Morales
burnout is better faggot
Colton Lopez
>rap
Ethan Lewis
oh no i dont like that pic!
Nolan Cook
god doesn't like it when you fap user
Kevin Lopez
ten thousand...
Oliver Russell
That's because you are straight. Homosexuality is for homosexuals.
Logan Sanders
Give me a kiss user.
Juan Garcia
what a beautiful bringer of death
Ian Green
indeed it is.
Welcome to paradise is pretty nice too
Bentley Myers
none of these runs look good. literally only interested in devil may cry tht's next because i haven't played it since it came out in 2000 something
Caleb Campbell
Noah Perez
why would he have designed my hand to fit perfectly around my cock then? Checkmate athiests
Connor Edwards
I liked the SMB2 run, mainly because it's the one mario game I never played.
Jose Watson
I don't even need to ask to know that I was not planned. But well, here I am and fuck him for that.
Joseph Gonzalez
Zoomer from the last thread didn't know LA was a gameboy game ahahahahaha
Jacob Morales
anyone that's bored is welcome to join us watching these two christfags walk a tightrope
Jack Robinson
i'd watch if I didn't have to bleed my eyes by watching disgusting trannies
Colton Sanchez
this shit fucking stinks yo
Ian Scott
Imagine being the chair and her doing this and you cum in 10 seconds and she laughs at you for being a two pump chump hahaha
Kevin Jones
Gabriel Kelly
Literally zero trannys. Obsessed
Elijah Robinson
IM SO FUCKING BORED
Jackson Johnson
NO BUTT
Joseph Johnson
yes
I hope clabe earns their forgiveness and gets a spot in a future gdq only to drop an n-bomb on stage
Jaxon Howard
Porn when?
Charles Collins
boobs stink?
Joseph Brooks
what board dummy
Brandon Young
man shut the fuck up.... "zoomer" i bet theres lots of stuff you dont know about games lol. born in 99 so im not a fucking zoomer anyways
Luis Brooks
well I guess I could watch it if that is true
Caleb Howard
>In the time it takes to run this fucking game we could have had speedruns of every hunt in Monster Hunter world OR XX.
>They would have been a ton more entertaining and interesting then this shit.
Hudson Barnes
theres a couple pics on e621 already
Ryder Thomas
not yet. only one i'm aware of is the metroid prime 2 runner though.
Benjamin Martin
Okay, this is based
Benjamin Gutierrez
>haven't showered for a week
>jerk off
>smells the wafting fumes from your smelly crotch
>crusty gross boxers giving off rancid odor
>constantly sniff your pits and fingers out of habit
>think about how disgusting and depressed you are
>rinse and repeat the next week
Benjamin Butler
Already here, slowpoke. Check the usual suspects
Chase White
They're covered in glands that make milk and nothing is refrigerated. What do you think?
Blake Ross
anything at all of interest happen today? I just joined
Aaron Howard
Boooo
Dominic Gutierrez
>born in 99
>not a zoomer
Pick one.
Jayden Harris
Seething zoom zoom
Leo Wright
Yea Forums
i forgot how to crosspost despite being here over a decade
>
Wyatt Morris
Cooper Edwards
No. Not at all.
Noah Morris
no you dumb bitch. you freakin idiot. you gosh dang moron. you effin retard. you absolute niggaloid.
David Carter
I'm genuinely upset
Jose Gonzalez
I feel kinda sad for just discovering Yea Forums after leaving highschool in 2014. If I've found you guys earlier all my autism could have been delayed, for I'd know that there were other people as outcast as I was. Instead I just isolated myself thinking I was alone in the world.
Daniel Richardson
Anyone have a picture of iggyzig? the announcer?
Joshua Price
whats up, you fucking idiots?
Dylan Taylor
wow I learned something today
Jaxson Barnes
Someone yelled tater tot
Hudson Harris
Wow that is a cute mascot! OwO I just got into drawing lately so I'll have to draw something cute of it later on!
Kevin King
Guys I have a confession to make. The last couple of GDQs I posted here and I shitposted about trannies constantly. Well, earlier this year I began my own transition. This whole time I was making fun of trannys, and it was me who was the transexual all along.
Matthew Scott
that's not how boobs work dumbass
boobs smell because bras are constricting and they get sweaty in the underboob area if the boobs are big the same way your armpits get sweaty
Logan Cook
...
Parker Garcia
>2014
David Ross
all good, atleast he didnt run away and took responsibility
Carson Morgan
Aiden Walker
Logan Morales
>Peek CalArts
Brandon Diaz
>this is an edit
aww man its still good though
Robert Foster
post boipucci
Nathan Harris
>Monster Hunter speedruns
I tried watching a World speedrun and it was so boring I fell asleep. The game is so heavily instanced that there are no interesting tricks or glitches to see, plus the god awful second half of the game where you have to just farm sniffing tracks.
Matthew Collins
>trying to blame a bra
Square Enix ethics dept. get the fuck out.
Kevin Stewart
repost when hes actually doing it
Jose Jones
danke
Logan Rodriguez
You're outdated, the new fad is being MULTIPLE trannies.
Brody Phillips
>the last dungeon is hyrule castle but dark
wow THAT'S never been done before
why do people like this game?
Parker Garcia
Adam Bailey
I'm happy for you, user. Hopefully you're able to join us for a few more GDQs before you kill yourself.
Joseph Wood
What a surprise
Joshua Sanchez
There's still based potential if you're FtM and continue to shit on other trannies
Dominic Roberts
jesus fuck thats spooky and i do not like it
Carter Torres
Samuel Rogers
Y
Liam Price
>thecut.com
>tfw actually lucky enough to not have smelly sweat
I haven't showered in 6 months.
Jace Brown
... you understand hunt WR's are by individual monster.
Did you think I meant storymode? Sweet jesus man.
Cooper Lee
post girlbenis
Justin Adams
Logan Myers
best hyrule castle theme right here
James Cox
Oh that's happened to me plenty, this is actually really tame. And I'm at the point where I need multiple videos of all varying stuff to really be able to get off and have a good orgasm. That's always fun though, I end up closing tabs by accident and having to reopen them. A few weeks ago I had about 50-70 tabs open in 3 different browsers. Not porn just articles and different shit that I never finish reading and always say I'm going to come back to. I have a tab problem, but I'm working on it.
It's a video called "Rapture 2 [hfo hypno joi]"
Jeremiah Ross
Bentley Moore
Nathan Gutierrez
Can you stop?
William Robinson
Caught her mirin'.
Angel Martin
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING
Jace Campbell
I don't find speed running interesting I'm just here for ugly tranny pics
John Jenkins
That is somehow quite fascinating but also an incredibly odd thing to brag about on the internet.
Jace Scott
THICC
Nolan Cook
And yet here you are in the threads. I never understand you retards, its like you take an entire weekend out of your schedule to watch this and then you act shocked and offended when games are run that you aren't into.
I'm enjoying this run, which means more to me than whatever your enjoyment levels are. If there was a run I didnt like I would just fucking leave and play some video games/draw porn/do whatever. Some of you dumb fucks need to get a life.
Nathan Martinez
doesnt your hair get greasy though? you'll look like Sent soon user.
James Hill
Does anyone else always make the mistake of tuning back into these every year only to remember how uncomfortable these things are to watch? I almost die every time they jokingly use an anecdote or try to make a joke to fall on a completely silent crowd
Matthew Martin
Even then, you'd just be watching nothing but rocksteady healing mist clustspam. It's bar none the fastest way to kill stuff in the game. Fuck TA rules.
Sebastian Butler
>jannies keep deleting some poor fuck's yuri spam
>sfw
please calm down, you're not even getting paid
Lincoln Gomez
Aiden Howard
unironically get rid of your existence with a shotgun blast, thank you
Thomas Sanchez
>cravingmymcnuggies.jpg
Tyler Ortiz
How can you fucks not shower in more than a day? I kinda understand not showering for like 3 days if you live in a very cold country, but even so it's creepy as fuck.
Kevin Carter
Unironically for the edge. I do the same thing, except I walk on the railing on bridges and the edge of high roofs. I'm not suicidal, it just straight up gives me the greatest erection immediately after. Once I dangled off the edge of my work building. I've never been harder ever since, though I almost lost my grip and died.
Dominic Bell
It's a free country.
Anthony Watson
Oh I thought you were metaphorically speaking, he is ACTUALLY walking a tight rope lol
Jaxson Foster
no
Ryder King
just up your alcohol consumption
Hunter Phillips
dude, this place doesn't cure your autism. it makes it worse if anything because you see other people being bigger autismos so you think "oh i'm not that bad off" and you never get any better
Matthew Thomas
They gave me a warning
Parker Perez
>jannies are deleting off-topic garbage
What's the problem?
Andrew Turner
>no sunday stream
>instead I have to watch THIS shitshow
Thomas Stewart
>the vocal majority on Yea Forums is actually retarded/autistic
shocker
Jack Rivera
>creepy
No girls allowed.
Parker Martinez
sheev
Parker Bailey
>slap some food in the oven
>within minutes get an overwhelming urge to go to sleep
every time
Isaiah Perez
I know. Believe it or not one of the few positive genetic factors I have going for me is that my sweat doesn't smell like at all.
I shave my head and eat pretty healthy so no not really.
I exclusively shower if I want the comforting heat of the shower (fuck that's sad) or when I'm visually dirty.
Connor Lopez
is there a single on topic post in this entire fucking thread
Isaac Peterson
what are you a homophobic racist who doesn't support strong women?
Xavier Williams
he needed a break from sunday stream anyway
Jack Brooks
And worse, we already had this fucking run a year or two ago.
Benjamin Watson
Nah, you just have to remeber to be social on top of using this website. Normies don't actually give that much of a shit about how other people act, autism is pretty normal once you get to know people. everyone has their quirks.
Isaiah Gray
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Austin Brooks
What is creepy about it, it's not as if I'm interacting with other human beings. It's just me and my smelly self. When you are a introverted lazy bum it's pretty easy to go days without a shower, especially if you don't have to go out or anything.
Samuel Diaz
Yeah, people bitch about the run all the time.
Connor Bennett
ok is this an actual disease or is he just fucking fat? It looks like of weird - his shoulders and arms look normal but gets JUST'ed past his tits
Ethan Cooper
cool_beans
Nathaniel Fisher
Ryan Thompson
is this your first time in a gdq thread, retard?
Asher Gutierrez
I'd support stronk womyn speedrunning if any of them doing it were actually women.
Zachary Jenkins
game is boring
runners also boring
Justin Perez
Does anyone here like wristwatches
Cooper Howard
me too. it's not even 10PM here and i feel like i'm falling asleep.
Nathan Collins
If you're enjoying the run why are you here posting instead of watching it famalam?
Oh wait, you're not watching it. You're waiting for it to finish like the rest of us.
Jace Turner
That dude just straight up TITTERED
Michael Brown
Best of luck friend
Austin Richardson
Thats a big lad
Brandon Thompson
Holy fuck this run is boring, doom now pls
Nicholas Gomez
Showering every day is retarded anyway
Owen Bennett
Was that something you have to like, prepare for? I mean, going 6 months without showering must have been quite the culture-shift when you realized your superpower?
Kayden Reyes
>gba music
quickest mute of the day
Nathan Myers
might be scoliosis plus lard
Brody Evans
remember to stretch your legs
Cameron Williams
fsa, minish cap, seasons/ages, awakening are so fucking terrible to watch
Carson Lopez
>No girls allowed.
What about faggots?
Aaron Cruz
do your balls smell at all?
Joseph Clark
cute bird
Aiden James
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
FUCK ZELDA
FUCK MINISH CAP
Nolan Davis
stretch your anus, faggot
Angel Richardson
In America, he is considered in shape.
Daniel Mitchell
>RNG manipulation
Austin Hughes
hey anyone remember the name of this one chick announcer?
she had this cute/sultry voice, apple something?
Jason Reed
you offerin?
Jordan Nelson
I have maybe an eight hour period in a day where I am active and the remaining time is spent asleep or in bed. Every day is spent doing the same exact shit. It's like living life on fast forward.
Andrew Cox
Pretty much this
Jonathan Harris
>not even imagining the possibility that people have 2 monitors in 2k19
wew
Juan King
Xavier Flores
Go to sleep and dream of smug
Sebastian Hill
I want to watch an episode of a new tv show but I know I'm probably gonna knock out half way through. I'll likely just lurk these threads and then fall asleep with AGDQ running.
I have about a 40-45% interest in jerking off, I'm kind of too lazy.
James Perez
It did take some time to get used to. And I still do take showers when it is strictly expected of me.
When I first realized my sweat didn't smell I thought there was something very wrong with me, but after talking to my doctor it was confirmed that it just happened to some people.
Nope. It¨s surreal, I can work out and sweat in a pair of boxers for hours on end and they will smell like literally nothing.
Sweat is just slightly saltier water that runs right off me (yes I've tasted it).
William Bennett
Dreams and dreaming are more fun than life.
Xavier Mitchell
Fat people ARE a disease.
Eli Torres
You should lurk some /thinspo/ threads, mah boi
John Wilson
Anyone else in a chastity cage right now?
Matthew Lee
>2 hour run of a 2D game
the only thing worse is a 6 hour run of a 2D jrpg
Robert Butler
Showers are ubiquitous because they are essential to both cleanliness and health. They're also fairly straightforward: acquire soap, rub it on yourself under running water. Simple, right? Well, there are still a few other things to keep in mind. For starters, the order in which you wash yourself in can matter a lot. Start by allowing water to run over you for a couple minutes. Warm water can make it easier to remove dirt and residue. Make sure it isn't super hot, which can dry out your skin.
Samuel Baker
not him but same boat, going that long is still unadvisible because at least in my case even if I don't get physically dirty dead skin will build up on the skin, and it doesn't look great if you're very pale. If I go over a month or so it turns into a thin layer, something you can literally peel off with friction, and that's the point you have to say "shit I need to wash".
Ryder Baker
Who else looks forward to GDQs just to laugh at trannies?
Bentley Reyes
GDQ is a fucking chastity cage
Colton Long
but i want to shitpost with Yea Forums
Easton King
>Nope. It¨s surreal
good on you user, I wish I was that lucky
John Morris
What's the tier list looking like so far?
Brandon Hill
kys
David Taylor
Pics or fake
Jaxon Richardson
he still looks fat as fuck
is this supposed to be an improvement?
Lucas Smith
>(yes I've tasted it)
Okay motherfucker now I have to ask: does your sweat taste peculiar too?
Parker Perry
Zelda sucks why does anyone like this boring trash?
Christian Ward
eagerly awaiting the next steps
Ethan Bell
we don't need chastity cages because we're all shitposting on Yea Forums at 9pm on a sunday
Jayden Torres
i don't believe you, post a picture
Evan Mitchell
What run is ESAM doing?
Nolan Smith
Nah, I'm cis.
Juan Roberts
cringe
Julian Barnes
Hot showers are one of the few joys I have left in life
Hudson Rivera
i actually have one on the way, it has an optional urethral sound (hollow). i'm already into sounding so i figured why not
Brody Gonzalez
cope
John Rodriguez
So it's basically walk-through of the game
Jonathan Taylor
he actually nursed this bird back to health after an accident as a baby and it comes back to visit him often
Angel Cook
Why does Nintendo hate her so much?
James Smith
What's your battle station for GDQ look like rn, girls?
David Butler
>go months without showering
>finally bathe
>can't sleep because literally every inch of your skin is too sensitive to be touched
Josiah Murphy
Nintendo same for Pokemon
Austin Watson
Can't wait to see those horrible monsters
Isaac Kelly
But it’s pink
Zachary Parker
Speedrunning... has changed.
Dominic Richardson
Where's your noose?
Hunter Baker
but its 4 am on a monday user.
David Taylor
2d speedruns > 3d speedruns
most 3d speedruns are out of bounds fuckery
Josiah Wood
I look forward to the trans compilation this year
Jaxson Lopez
>changed
more like transitioned
Evan Wright
HOIPE
Leo Russell
Metokur?
Joseph Williams
>go months without showering
literally why
Ryder Rodriguez
What's up with zoomers nowadays? Every 6 months everyone in chat sucks the events cock and gets massively into all the nerdy shit but nowadays it seems like at least half the people in chat are being super cynical and calling out awkward stuff.
Even though they paid for the sub
Thomas Powell
Care to explain what the deal is with those?
Jace Ramirez
Even better.
Jace Price
How big? Metal?
Dylan Martinez
i have an omega speedy
Hudson Perez
>$100,000
Oliver Wright
and that's a good thing
William Young
This has a lot to do with diet and somewhat exposure to elements I find. If I eat a ton of junk food the barrier you're talking about will form after a month or two.
That being said, eat your greens and spend most of your life indoors and it doesn't stack up.
Some people are born with a 150 IQ. I was born with sweat that doesn't smell. Not exactly a genetic Yahtzee but thanks anyway user.
Nah, as I said it just tastes like lightly salted water.
Hunter Collins
oh shit, you actually cleaned up somewhat and the piss bottles are gone too. good on you user, well done.
Ethan Ward
back on the bus, tourist
Jayden Rodriguez
what's this?
Ethan Wilson
Life is the same whether you shower every day or every few weeks.
Eli Thompson
like Zelda, the only good thing to come from Pokemon is the art
Colton Flores
Damn, that's a cool room. How often does mom bring you surprise McDonald's?
Jason Torres
>Leave window open overnight because it's hot
>Just found 3 Spiders in my house
>mfw
I killed 2 of them but the last one got away. What's the best way to lure it out?
Connor Turner
Timestamps come from post acceptance, posts come after images are uploaded
Nicholas Richardson
you don't even have to pay if you have amazon prime. they give you one free twitch subscription and i'm pretty sure that's what the majority of the chat does.
Daniel Lee
Rate this run!
Brayden Wood
think of those precious hours you save and can play games instead
Gabriel Jenkins
Keeps you from fapping or touching.
Keeps it soft
Is it
Joshua Cox
Jaxon Miller
didn't watch/10
Josiah Murphy
>if we hit 100k i'll dab on stream
>donations stop
Based.
Charles Howard
It fills up with THC vapor.
Thanks user!
kys
She always hated me.
Asher Russell
Anything interesting happening now? Anything happen yet? Or is it just a snoozefest?
Samuel Hall
This ain't your safe-space.
Elijah Turner
every 2 days
Bentley Wright
back of the bus, nigger
Brayden Allen
>messing up so they can reach the 100,000 goal
Jordan Phillips
spiders are our friends... 6 legged bugs are the real enemy
Brandon Cox
i'm just into sounding, prostate stimulation and whatever mildly freaky shit i discover.
it'll keep my 2 inches flaccid penis pretty compact. yeah metal.
Leo Murphy
fucking finally
Hunter Rogers
leave it be, user
spiders that you don't see or interact with are only beneficial
Carter Walker
i wish i had some spiderbros so i didnt have to turn into cockroach terminator every night
Henry Walker
The hell? The game is hacked, it's invalid.
Luis Davis
no man, shit no. i believe you'll get your ass kicked for something like that
Mason Torres
Leave them alone. They eat the other bugs
Brody Howard
>Playing a ROM hack
These fucking spergs can't play normal video games.
Nathaniel Price
8/10, was pretty good but the puns dragged it down
Henry Bennett
Wow they're not even trying to hide the money laundering
Look at those big donations, its ridiculous
Oliver Jackson
sprinkle some sugar around the floors and wait a few days
Isaiah Edwards
Fuck King Ghost / 10
Noah Howard
BEEP BEEP
Easton Brown
8/10 cute runner
Jack Brooks
I get no pleasure from taking showers, the water hurts. It's hard to explain.
Lucas Hall
God I miss the Capcom series of Zelda games. Nintendo has zero originality or charm to their main series games
William Jackson
thank fuck it's over
Juan Williams
Yes, now post it please
Michael Martinez
comfy/10
Gavin Sanchez
based
cringe
Jack Adams
the definition of a 5/10. Not memorable, but not offensive or irritating either.
Landon Nelson
I want to fuck miku
Jeremiah Brown
It's not your genes. The bacteria that inhabit the moist areas of your skin aren't inefficient with their metabolizing of the nutrients your body excretes. That's where body odor comes from; bacteria that farts. It's nothing about you, you just got lucky with the bacteria you have. This can change if you move to a new place or spend a lot of time physically intimate with another person who has different, possibly more aggressive bacteria that can take over your cultures.
Caleb Wood
pretend to sleep and get it just before it tries to enter your mouth
Hudson Perez
Let's play
Hunter Garcia
3/10
Benjamin Walker
It'll come with reinforcements. Beware and gather supplies .
Joshua Turner
did your situation change or are you still trying to avoid your flatmates?
Levi Adams
good game
good run
good commentary
solid 8.5
Ian Butler
dilate.
Blake Morris
Imagine slapping that butt
Grayson Brooks
My credit score is too good for amazon prime, they seething that I don't buy shit I can't afford and therefore have perfect credit
Landon Barnes
Is this DMC1 or FUCK YOU?
Brandon Reyes
I keep a few spiders near the front of my house (inside) because I get roly polys and millipedes when it rains, they gobble those right up the beautiful little fuckers
John Wilson
2/10 when's doom
Jaxson Thomas
what is wrong with you fags, howd you even get these fetishes
i may be a degenerate but at least all i want to fuck is fuck aliens
Jaxson Anderson
Nice
I’m a grower so I try and go small. Cute
One moment
Cameron Rodriguez
too many aftermarket females in the room
Isaac Powell
Breath of the Wild is literally the most original Zelda game in decades
Evan Brooks
>Vocal Remix
Fucking disgusting
Ayden Green
Is it a sexual fetish per se or are you using it to prevent yourself to jerk off (the regular use of those)?
Luke Wood
spiders are harmless fag
Blake Hughes
That's unironically a sign of autism.
Nathaniel Long
Time for crazy
Carter Russell
Really? Wow that's kinda' neat. I always thought it was some genetic thing.
>pend a lot of time physically intimate with another person
Well nothing to worry about there at least.
Dominic Martin
>how can I make Breath of the Wild music worse
Juan Sullivan
Eh/10
Benjamin Jones
>This "music"
Grayson Morris
They can't get records in legit games so they get the most obscure shit to be able to be the only person that run that specific game and have its record!
Jack Bailey
Seriously though, the ''lol we hate trannys'' meme is getting old
Samuel Davis
Hmm that's a good question. It just says Devil May Cry, but maybe it's the DmC one. The one everyone hates.
Levi Scott
Why do people always kill a spider they see inside their house? It's not like we will bite and kill you
Nolan Rogers
Spiders are fine they kill other bugs
Jonathan Ward
when are the trannie monsters appearing so I can make fun of them
Jonathan Walker
i'll never understand anyone's desire to play these weeb games like dmc, mgs, and ff
Eli Parker
>Remixing the comfy BotW soundtrack
Why, just why?
Elijah Gray
why do they keep playing these faggot remixes instead of the OSTs
Cameron Robinson
I live with family and I don't go up because I always dress like a girl unless I NEED to, such as work, or getting food.
Michael Edwards
What is this fucking crap music?
Nolan Phillips
I'm unironically a high functioning autist so I mean, that matches up.
Julian Peterson
We're not even a day into this event and there's already a shit ton of juicy drama, and trannies unable to fucking stop causing it.
At this point, I'm just here to soak in the drama.
Jacob Martin
>he thinks it's a meme
Lincoln Moore
The official title for FUCK YOU is DmC: Devil May Cry. This run is DMC1.
Logan King
>DMC
Why tho? DMC is about style. You cannot be a stylelord and a speedfag.
Daniel Williams
>this music
it's like a lower-quality Pogo song
Gabriel Reyes
>Pogo made a zelda remix
HOOOOLYYY SHIIIIIT
Jace Turner
First most of the time, second occasionally
Ayden White
>zelda run
>intermission music is shit just like the run
pottery
Isaac Stewart
WHY ARE ALL THE SONGS THEY'RE PLAYING DUBSTEP REMIX TECHNO GARBAGE MADE BY LITERAL WHOS AND HIPSTERS?!?! Just play the original song, jesus.
Aaron Watson
t. genetic dead end
okay gore crotch
Julian Gray
>dance dad
Brody Morris
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to put ice clink noises, Ooh and ahh, and pokemon cries to breath of the wild this is offending my ears
Nolan Cook
It's like a tamer Evergrace but bad
Nathan Powell
licensing agreement with ocremix
Anthony Torres
Gross
Wyatt Rivera
Give it up for dancing white folk. Live on stream.
Thomas Davis
I kinda like it
Tyler Hall
>Don't buy shit I can't afford and have perfect credit
Eh? That's not how it works. I didn't get a credit card or ever take out loans because I grew up being told and seeing how evil they are, and now at 25 my credit score is 670. No one will give me a loan for shit. Someone really shoulda told me that.
Juan Reed
Good point - thanks for calming my fears.
Cameron Baker
>Not this Open Your Eyes
youtu.be
Aaron Howard
music is making me sleepy
Jonathan Phillips
COULDNT MAKE IT AS A WISE MAN
COULDNT BREAK IT AS A POOR MAN STEALIN
Tyler Harris
For me, it will be jerk off captions
Benjamin Brown
can't wait
Anthony Sanchez
There's another SGDQ already?
Didn't we just have one a few months ago?
Lucas Martin
he gets mad pussy at these things though
Jaxson Reyes
>no legendary cutscene
Dead event.
Henry Flores
thank god that's over
fuck those three dudes were complete snooze
Julian Baker
unironically looked up the remix because it was gnarly as fuck brah
Jayden Garcia
Literally what drama? I've been in these threads since morning and NOTHING has happened.
Sebastian Myers
That's a big nostalgic right there, user. Good taste. I didn't think many people were aware of that song.
Bentley Nelson
ok i was liking these remixes earlier but they're starting to grate on me
Alexander Watson
James Butler
HAS THERE BEEN ANY DRAMA THIS YEAR YET?
Nathan Ward
Spiders and centipedes are PREDATORS you dumb shit.
Josiah Sullivan
Is this ds dad?
Julian Russell
At least they got rid of the Setup Blocks in this GDQ. Remember AGDQ 2019 had 30 minute setup blocks during primetime hours? Was pretty stupid and unorganized.
Jace Perez
waiting in anticipation
Josiah Cooper
My credit score is 740 is that good?
Ethan Bell
>not playing the original song
>playing someone's shit remix
>this has been every song at the event
Angel Moore
Does Dancing Dad have legitimate autism?
Xavier Jones
does your family know? if not how hard is it to hide the girl clothes?
Sebastian Thompson
I guess they stopped playing straight up in-game music because they're afraid Nintendo's going to fuck them up?
Dominic Lewis
newfag
Jaxon Price
>letting the mentally challenged guy flail his arms around on cam again
nice
Ryder Jenkins
Better than most people's credit on Yea Forums I imagine.
Nicholas Butler
Based dancing autist back for another year
Jaxon Green
No. It's a gay man.
Benjamin Morris
Are they really just playing remixes now?
Elijah Hernandez
Just started watching. Has there been any good runs today?
Ayden Carter
user that was 6 months ago.
Robert Morgan
Pretty sure I have hyperhidrosis or whatever its called. I sweat like a pig even if its 15 degrees out. I use special deodorant. Feels bad
James Myers
Lmao no why would I let my family know I'm a tranny?
No one comes into my room. They would have seen worse things than girl clothes.
Joshua Campbell
>credit
Actually allowing the jew into your life
Colton Cox
THERE'S NO FUCKING BEAT STOP MOVING YOU CUNT
Connor Sanders
DMC1 is an actual video game unlike the sequels
Evan Morales
How do you know?
Nathaniel Stewart
>spazzing around when there's not a single note being played
Fuck you too.
Dominic Wright
It's not in the threads, retard. Jesus Christ, how are you this dumb? Kill yourself!
Sebastian Russell
No it's all been shit
Ian Rivera
you're in for disappointment, they've been dwindling in numbers since agdq 2019
Samuel Scott
Yes, especially if you're younger than 25.
Alexander Taylor
>That autistic guy that air drums and dances during every intermission.
Does he just watch every run for like 8 hours straight? Jesus. Does he not get up and move around or go do something else?
Jacob Kelly
They didn't even update the incentive tracker! What are those lazies doing it?
Matthew Cooper
t. retard not leveraging good debt to create roi situations
Brayden Hill
EMail me
Asher Thomas
Whose idea was it to play these shitty remixes?
Jason Roberts
This, you fags are setting yourselves up for disappointment, DMC4 last year was a borefest.
Samuel Bell
Maybe the hugging and kissing the man sitting next to him at previous events gave it away. Maybe I'm misinterpreting those signals though. I'm not gay so I don't actually have gaydar.
Isaiah Ross
I don't understand, do you go outside or have to be anywhere public or work or anything? Or does it not matter since you don't smell anyway
Jaxson Torres
it isn't orth talking about if it isn't in these threads tbqh famalampai