“are you going to buy my game user? If you do, I might kiss you, just maybe”

“are you going to buy my game user? If you do, I might kiss you, just maybe”
what do you answer to this ?

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You look like you fuck demons

No cause it looks like garbage

I wonder what kind of person makes these posts.
What do they look like?

Sorry, but I'm not in love with you.

Really handsome, 6’2 and ripped of course

yes. and i always loved you shiki.

I'm onto you, degenerates.

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Red eye blue eye
Yea Forums
Keep your eyes on the eyes. These aren't coincidences. World-wide secret societies.

wtf I’m scared now

Already preordered it. Although Amazon took off the fucking discount before I could preorder. Stay away from me though, kinda don't want a demon's used goods nor do I want to get cursed.

Back off dumb thot. My heart belongs to Nakoruru!

Give me a quick rundown on samsho

Nothing is a coincidence. Nothing "just is". Red and blue (cyan). Opposites. "Polarization"

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Question symbols. Question your own language.

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I'll definitely buy your game, now let's have sex

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Already preordered and paid for mommy

>wtf these extremely common symbols like literally just letters or a human eye are used more than once HELP THE ILLUMINATI IS AFTER ME

>back tattoo
Fucking ruined you trash whore.

SamSho players are giga chads

Begone thrall of Satan

Saturnine stooge.

There's only one girl that matters.

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I wanna play Shiki, Charlotte, Nakoruru, and Tiddy MC. Innocent Chinese Girl

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You're guy with sword, sometimes girl with sword, sometimes loli with sword
You block, do footsies and wait until your opponent whiffs a hit so you can punish him with a big heavy slash that does a fuck-ass-ton of damage

How are there already so many physical copies floating around? Probably going to just preorder now for the season pass and download it.

shut up woolie

youtu.be/Xi1viA1bV4o?t=67
>1:07

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Some were review copies, although most of them probably got them from stores breaking the street date.

COMBOS BAD
SINGLE HITS GOOD

No I didnt so please just fucking snap my neck

Never played one before, but I pre-ordered.
>throw out a heavy
>it recoils
>cancel recoil into a deflect, disarming their counterattack
>cut the person in half
Shit looks mad hype.

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30+
Mid level job
Back issues
Depressed

>Samsho, Judge eyes, and Mario maker 2 coming out on the same week
help me bros

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Yeah, man. Lots of STRANGE coincidences in this world.
Like, "I saw satan fall like lightning from the heights"
ra'ah satan naphal'aher baraq o bamah
BARAQ O BAMAH
Sheer fucking coincidences abound in this world.

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>that fat hit stop
Satisfying as fuck

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hori shet

Judgement is out now if you preordered it

Will do, Shiki-san; but, I hope you are ready to breed hakujin demon children.

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>maybe
That always means "no"

What a coincidence!

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Back off bitch I fucking HATE WOMEN
DUMB WHORE

W...would that do something?

>he got the bad ending
you can do it man, I trust you

who??

clips.twitch.tv/FriendlyDifferentGiraffeDogFace

Not until either Gaoh, Zankuro or Gaira get in, fuck waifus

Oh no. A kiss. How horrible.

>samsho and judge eyes in the same week
this sucks. where were these games last summer when i had a job and was looking for games to play

Let me guess, you are american

>pc releasing later
No

I want to fuck Shiki.

...

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Nice boobs. Needs longer hair.

But I like the hair...

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Its cute, I guess. But long hair is sexy.

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Fair enough.

I just want her to step on me.

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GET OUT OF MY HEAD
THE DEMONS
THEY HAVE HAUNTED ME FOR TOO LONG
NOW FUCKING VIDEOGAME CHARACTERS TELL ME TO BUY THEIR FUCKING GAMES
AAAA

I want her to step on me

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>aceman
Do you have pictures of every waifu in existence or something?

I try

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Also facing this problem. I want to get SamSho and Mario Marker on release too so I can get the season pass and don't miss out on Yea Forums level threads.

I've admittedly fapped to your posts several times before. You do this board a great service.

No problem, user.

i hear shiki is shit

You hear wrong

>467733884

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Sometimes just is because it do.

what

Don't ask questions. Just do as you're told.

o-ok.. sorry

Charlotte mains sign in

no kusaregedo no buy

What does that apple throw of Ukyo actually do?

Already did.

When does the ice girl come out?

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It's a show off move. Cutting apples in mid air. Opponents gets caught on it.

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Oh right, I saw him do it in a trailer and it looked like it made Haohmaru's attack go right through Ukyo. Watching a tournament of this in Spooky's archive right now and Uchyo looks ridiculous.

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How is damage caalcuated in this game for those ridiculous damage single hits? Is it character specific or does an attack dom ore damage the more it out prioritizes it like say a Super versus a Heavy whiff?

I'm buying Hanzo's game. Not your game.

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is Ukyo our guy?

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How big do you think her cock is? I'm guessing AT LEAST ten inches long, two and a half inches thick. She's got to be packing an absolute monster. Her balls are heavy too, she must have been saving up for a long time.

Does he actually get prevented from being in any SamSho game due to dying of Tuberculsis?

He loves his waifu from a respectful distance and enjoys watching her fuck her husband

Nothing. You just style on your opponent by showing off your apples

9:1 matchup against dentists

wtf literally us

Heterochromia sucks unless it's two similar eye colors. Otherwise it just looks like chuuni anime nonsense.
Also might buy depending on how alive the PC version is.

>lover

Isn't tuburculosis contagious?

He cucks himself into solitude because of tuberculosis

i want to rape everyone in this game

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It just reminds me of Chris Chan now.

So erm, do they explain Wu-Ruixiang's dragon at all?

I'm not a waifufag

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>>wtf literally us

The 'embrace death' ad campign for this is perfect for us, since we've all done that already in the most apathetic way possible.

His name is wixiazananaiughafau and he's a spin of a chinese folklore dragon with a similar name, was something along the lines of winxipandaudongshufau who is a spirit who protects only protects girls with fat legs

Only if I get a kiss from Wu

I don't know the number tables but a heavy attack can do like 20% or something, with rage all damage is increased by 20% I believe, rage explosion brings that multiplayer even higher (unsure exact number) and then adding things like counters increases it further. It's pretty fucking insane but that's part of the appeal for me

Not to mention we're shut-in neets, propense to get tuberculosis

why she so sad

Disgusting

self loathing milf

Going to main Nakoruru so I can merc people and apologise with their blood splattering me from head to toe.