Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fueled

Why the fuck are speed characters so horrible now? Why is no-one talking about this? They handle like complete clunky shit. This isn't really a problem with any other class so why did they fuck this up so bad?

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>Speed character
>posts a Handling character
What did OP mean by this?

>handling character
>can even use their arms

what? learn how to jump instead of skidding into walls

this is the thread

Is the Switch version safe from file corruption?

I swear im a fuckin lucklet. I get to first, then get pummeled by items with no chance to recover. This has happened every race today.

>file corruption

wait what?

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It should be fine if people stop doing it.

Speed characters were always overrated

When you guys suppose the Beach Coco skin will be available?
I want to get a good look at it because I think her tummy is exposed but the stupid dialogue box obstructs my view.

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>mfw finally completing a lap with USF
It felt good until I missed the timing of a turn and crashed into a wall

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Use braking, air braking, and hopping to your advantage for smoother turns.

N.Chanted

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what did he mean by this

support.activision.com/articles/en_US/FAQ/Crash-Team-Racing-Nitro-Fueled-Feedback-and-Bug-Reporting/

why am I randomly losing USF on the first jump on tiny temple? Im taking the same route every time but for some reason sometimes it will just return my fire to neutral and I lose all speed.

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That could easily be the name of a new evil doctor

Lads, how do I get good with the original N.erd in OG CTR?

Any word on when we're getting the new racers?

July 3

Yellow Horde when

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>Pleb

>Mincheeto

Anyone have good youtube pro gameplay, the best ones ive seen are just webms

Just learn how to u-turn.

Stay away from time trial.

Is Fake Crash's lose animation broken? He just locks up completely when I lose with him until he hits a jump or something to trigger something else

youtube.com/watch?v=iPtlyKj8B30

>Play N.Tropy online
>Multiple ragequits every race
Why do I feel so bad for winning so hard

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>was having a hard time on pinstripe
>switch to dingo
>immediately beat him and oxide
wow

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youtube.com/watch?v=kKW6t-tw_ig

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>Oxide race on hard mode

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sorry to disappoint user but it's pretty damn covered up

I think I've finally figured out how to consistently nail the Sewer Speedway shortcut. If anyone else is having trouble compared to doing it in the original, I think the shortcut is intentionally designed in a way that you need to hop at the very edge of the half-pipe, and then your cart magically gains the height necessary to make the jump even if it feels like you don't have it at first.

If you're chaining boosts and jump too early you won't make it even though technically speaking, you should. Whenever you DO pull the shortcut off, you should notice your cart almost "snapping" to the center as it goes into the tunnel.

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Do we have any drawfags here?

what about you, Yea Forums?

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>tfw thought speed chads were my people until I actually tried Polar and Pura
Y'know I am kinda glad that Megumi is turn now. Tiny carried me through the original CTR but turn characters are feeling much more fun now, what the fuck?

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>Get fucking slammed by CPUs at the start of the race while Coco faggot zips way ahead
>SOMEHOW in the middle of lap 2 they get a fucking clock when they're half of Papu's Pyramid ahead of me

Cum Cove
Roo's Cum
Mystery Cum
Sewer Cum
Cum Park
Tiger Cum
Papu's Cum
Cum Canyon
Blizzard Cum
Cum Mines
Polar Cum
Cum Arena
Cum Labs
Cum Castle
Hot Cum Skyway
Cum Station
Cum Coliseum
Turbo Cum
Cum Island
Cum Boogie
Cum Temple
Cum Gorge
Cum Ruins
Deep Sea Cumming
Out of Cum
Clockwork Cum
Cum Struck
Cum Lane
Android Cum
Electron Cum
Hyper Spacecum
Skull Cum
Rampage Cum
Rocky Cum
Nitro Cum
The Cum Bowl
Cumming Lot
Cum Basement
Cum Turmoil
Frozen Cum
Cum Storm
Magnetic Cum
Cum Drome
Twilight Cum
Prehistoric Cum

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Embrace the turnpill, brother.

anyone have any good dingodile gameplay on Oxide Station? I'd like to know how to take the line on that S-bend before the first turbo pad jump

>wins on second try

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But I want Tropy.
They better make an announcement when it's fixed.

Holy shit thank you bbs

>eats your reserves for literally no reason
Thanks for the great track geometry, Beenox.

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i think you need a perfect drift, good is just not enough

I'm having these troubles in original CTR as I practice. Maybe it's the fact that I'm playing Cortex but Christ I used to be so much better

FUCK CTR LETTERS and FUCK CRYSTALS

Many jumps seem to work that way. You either jump at the very top and hit the ceiling or you barely gain height. I think that's why Mysery Cave's turle look like they're bugged.

I think this is whats happening to me on tiny temple it makes no sense.

The drifts have nothing to do with it. I hit some stupid geometry snag after landing and it eats both my speed and reserves instantly. If the fire just ran out naturally it wouldn't happen like that.

>Tiny Arena
>it's fockin massive
What did they mean by this?

>Fuck CTR letters
which ones?

>Pinstripe took 30 tries
>Oxide took 5
wtf

>matchmaking
>server of 3
>no one else joins
Why is this matchmaking the way it is

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they nerfed Oxide i think, in the original he merely spins if he got hit by a weapon, but now he got stunned just like all the normal karts

>Playing with the fire wheels on

I'm not touching time trials until they fix the Tropy bug.

How do I get gud?

Honestly I just restarted whenever I got bombs, tnt or beakers from item crates. I also restarted if I couldn't get in front of him before the USF ramp. Took me about an hour.

all of them; fuck doing this for every track

This. I hopped in for the first time 2hrs ago and the same two fucking retards kept ending up in my matches. I don't consider myself bad by any means, but these two would trigger the match end timer when I'm only halfway through third lap every single time, fuck this

>bug
>when every non-shitters had already unlocked Tropy

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time trials
its what helped my muscle memory come back after years of not playing ctr
not to sound like an advertisement but i spent last night watching powerpyx's videos and mimicked what he and the oxide/tropy ghosts did

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>Beat Tropy's ghost easily on Jungle Boogie
>Can't even get near him in fucking Crash Cove
Help pls

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if you're doing this on hard, i applaud you, but if you're complaining about this on normal, holy fuck you're bad

i got tropy chad and backed up my save but im gonna wait until its fixed to do oxide because i dont feel like constantly backing up my save

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Hug the lower half the track as tight as you can while boosting. Also use the left corner of the bridge to hop off and get more boosts. Tropy does it in the first lap

>maintain your boost for an entire lap
How the fuck

Pick a speed chad. Stay close to the left walls. Boost.

I was gonna ask if anyone had any youtube suggestions for people to watch and learn from
it'd be a bonus if they were specifically teaching how to get good but if it's just good footage with interesting(or no) commentary or something that's fine too

never hit him, I just got a good start and kept the lead going

use a speed character

honestly it's a pretty good addition. the less time you have to spend staring at the bottom corner of the hud the better.
CNK's boost meter was in the right spot, out of the way but close enough that you can easily keep an eye on without losing sight of the road. Pity about the rest of CNK though.

Did anyone else sit through the long as fuck credits to see if there was something? Here is based Beenox.

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coco park is what i notice most people do it on but i did it on blizzard bluff without trying

you should try occasionally putting some traps on the jump pad, i love getting oxide on pitfalls

>know of the wheels and the smoke
>stick with the meter anyway

i'm beyond help

the race before I shot a bomb backwards on the jump and ko'd him hard, I just fucked up the USF jump and missed the platform at the end, so I bungled it

the answer is yes and no, if you have switch online your switch makes backups like every 3 days i think

>virtually no women or minorities

based

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this website i used had some small descriptions and links to all the tracks

powerpyx.com/crash-team-racing-nitro-fueled-time-trials-guide-tropy-oxide/

i feel commentary would be obnoxious desu

Here you go.
For anyone curious to try it out for themselves, here's the template: tiermaker.com/create/crash-team-racing-nitro-fueled---character-tier-list-8638

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Thanks for the link, shared my thoughts.

I personally think the end race timer should start when the third racer finishes, not the first

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is activision grooming studios or something?
they're flipping shovelware devs into assets

learn how to u-turn

>make the winnner sit and wait for 2 more people to finish

now watch the polar opposite skill level complain.

They might as well be. They cant rely on call of duty and blizzard forever
Gotta find some fresh blood before their big IPs find a way to shit the bed

quite an impressive feat in Montreal, not gonna lie

should I leave a gift basket by their HQ as a thank you?

HEY PLUMBER BOY

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how get trance without summer pack

As long as all these remakes from shovelware to AA developers leads to a renaissance of mid-budget games again, I'll be happy.

There is an easy way around this.
You don't play handling characters at all. Solved.
Don't become a turnlet.

How do I do this reserves thing you guys keep talking about? Assuming I'm not already doing it.

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Are you boosting? You got reserves. It basically extends the life time of your boosts. More boosting = more reserves. Lose boost or crash, you lose reserves.

buy all the characters till you get him

>Slide Colosseum time trial
>Take DINGO DINGO DIN GO! and set a decent time
>Hit every jump to shortcut the track, keep my boost up the whole way
>N. Tropy ghost unlocked
>He's 9 seconds faster than me still

I feel like some of the tracks his time involves cheats

Oxide ghosts are driving me crazy

Oh, that's it? Groovy.

They already extended the time from 20 to 30.
What else do you want? I don't wanna sit through a bunch of Mario Kart players figuring out how to drive.

If you wanna sit and wait, MK8D is the perfect game for you.

reminder to eat the pizza

Did that. The character spot was replaced with a second skin
Gotta just hope he'll come up in the daily deal I guess

So you have to beat all Tropy's ghosts to unlock him, right?

>driving

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yes
>tfw he'll become harder to unlock as more tracks are released

You can't.

The roster only needs Brio and Nina now to feel truly complete. Everything else is bonus.

i see 7

But user...
I AM CRASH

But i have a huge crush on Liz, help.

user you're ruining the game for lobbies full of children

wishlist:
>rebindable individual keys
>coins being added to a shown total after a race
>invite codes for lobbies
>no save delete
>larger skin catalogue
>clear rules for coin earning rates
>bigger rewards for offline

Wew, I'll need to practice then. a lot

he's really easy if you use a speed character

>101% Oxide race on hard mode

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It'd be nice to see how many coins I have while in the lobby.

Coco's legs clip through her princess skirt, but disappear into a black void.

Modesty shorts would've been just fine, Activision.

I beaten him with a turning character, he's easy anyway.

and how many white males do you see?

WHERE MY PAPUCHADS AT

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Wall hugging and avoid snaking
files.catbox.moe/vs1kio.mp4

yeah
just little QoL stuff would be easy to add and polish it up

There's a third Oxide race?

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Which characters aren't available to purchase individually?

>He uses recolors

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that's the number you reach when you got the relics for a rematch, mah dood.

To our heroes in Beenox.
The studio we don't deserve.

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After you get 100% w/ at least all Gold relics you unlock the final Oxide boss race which is faster than the standard one.

Everything in this game is easy if you use a speed character.

I did it with polar. I'm not fucking with Oxide though.
Good lines around corners are really important.

>Pura's jump animation where he almost flies out of the kart makes the game so much more intense

I'm loving the shit outta this little guy

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I don't mind if I don't get to finish because I know what challenge I will have on the next map.

What about alt outfits?

>favorite character
>has the worst reskins

>finally see see a papu online
>its ai

almost

All of that, plus
>patch out 1st place getting masks and missiles
>ranked online
>cups with the CNK tracks
>cups playable online

I love the little shark dudes on meteor gorge

They're fine

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You are 100% doing something wrong. Slide Colosseum alongside Turbo Track are the two easiest Oxide ghosts by far.

>>ranked online
no thanks, it's a party game not LoL or CS:GO

How's the battle mode online?

Just the ones from adventure mode
I definitely recall N Trance being the first daily character in the shop but he hasn't shown up since, and buying out all the other characters just adds a second skin instead of N Trance

>went from bee movie game to remaking CTR
Insane

i won my first 2 races online thanks to based Papu today

n. sane

coulda made him look like Chris Farley in Tommy Boy or some shit.

any track where you can abuse the fuck out of u-turns is easy

avoid 1v1 on limit fight, named guys will always target other named guys as the result on of you won't get to enjoy the game

He's my main too, I love him to bits

>he

What would be some cool platform specific characters if they added them at some point?

Switch:
Mario (obviously)
Luigi
Yoshi

Comes with Mario themed stickers and shit, same goes for the other ones

PS4:
Toro Inoue
Astro Bot
Sack Boy

Microsoft:
Banjo&kazooie
Blinx maybe idk

dead

they beelieved

>not diddy kong for switch

ps4 would be jak or ratchet

I've created an open PS4 community for everyone to join. I'm going to be hosting some sessions soon and it'll be easy to invite others if you join it "CTRG CTR General" - owner: Cloudy-AM2

There's another ctr community but its closed and I have no idea who the owner is.

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>he doesn't add racing stripes to Crash

Pura is male, this is canon.

PS4:
Nathan Drake
Good Hunter
this

>Sony
Piposaru
Ratchet
Jak

>Microsoft
Voodoo Vince
Banjo
Halo Grunt

>Toro Inoue
>Astro Bot
>Sack Boy
I have no idea who any of those are

no thanks on that i hate to find out my switch got somebody like a youtube streamer and PS4 got Nathan Drake.

>she
Nobody tell him

>no thanks, it's a party game not LoL or CS:GO
Sure buddy

When are they implementing the autist filter? N.Tropys lapping everyone else is getting super boring.

>ending screen literally refers Pura as him

Literally all of Penta's recolors are better than his normal look. The Blue Bird and Canary in particular are really cute.

PS4:
Jak
Ratchet
Sly

>a crash cyoa
yes or no

Splitscreen online would be nice.

>Thunderstruck never voted for when it comes up in mp
Stop picking Crash Cove holy fuck

Are they the same people as before or did acti take some studio and put in new devs?

How hard is N.Tropy to unlock for an intermediate player? I fear my roster will never be complete.

>Not liking Doc N.Tropy
shit taste

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I think they modified class stats. Turn characters have one extra point in speed and speed characters have one extra point in turn.

holy FUCK how do I hit that hairpin on Hot air skyway im on a fucking PURA and I cant land it

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I hated these guys for the longest because they did those terrible Spider-Man games. Looks like they were just sick on working on that shovelware.

also
>saving presets for character customization loadouts

you need to learn how to drift, exploits, and shortcuts brudder, once you do that, even Hard mode is a breeze

They handle like complete clunky shit? Than it is same like original.

You can hop right over it if you get enough air
U-turn hard

Tiny Temple and Oxide Station made me want to die but other than that not too bad. If you don't know how to u-turn you're going to have a bad time.

how do you air brake?

i can do it with any other characters but when i tried Pura, i can't do it at all

Get enough speed, jump near it, hold square, r1, down, and left on the dpad and start mashing l1 like crazy.

>If you don't know how to u-turn you're going to have a bad time.
Fuck.

The point of ranked online isn't a leaderboard of best players, but rather, ensuring that players are put in races with others that match their skill. Casuals and pros are both happier sticking with their fellows than playing together.

>Tiny Temple is hard
all you need to do is maintain UFS until the forkroad, how is that hard?

Pros prefer stomping on children

I'm kind of afraid of playing anymore until the save corruption issue is confirmed patched
I only did one N. Tropy so far and nothing's happened, but I'm gonna stick to adventure for now
Which sucks since TTs are my favorite part

...

And? Tell them to get good or go buy a Switch.

The kids all ragequit and the pro is left alone, brooding over his hollow victory.

don't forget to backup your saves

I don't have PS+ yet

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you don't need a ranked mode to match players properly

It's always the beginner stages I get fucked on by items and come last, more tricky stages I can distance myself from everyone and escape the item fuckery

Beaten all my times, have you? Not on my watch!
*turns back time, erasing your save*

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>sewer shortcut is near impossible to hit
>there are boxes so you need it for plat
fuck it

Ricky Bobby Playstation exclusive racer WHEN?

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Give me your epic turning tech. How the fuck do I make sharp turns without killing all of my speed, like preserving USF on Pinstripe's level around that sharp bend after the shortcut without falling off? Or is it meant to take your USF away?

so THAT's what happens

They might be just as scummy as EA or Ubisoft, but they’re much smarter than those two at least. They know that Call of Duty and Blizzard aren’t eternal and are trying to make use of their countless other IPs and studios lying around.

People are fucking nuts with items in this game. I swear half of the people playing can't race to save their lives but can fucking hit you with a beaker and bombs from 10 miles back like a fucking sniper.

>explains the lack of females in the game

i can do it sometimes with Pura, sometimes

as soon as you attach a (visible) number to players that ranks them, people become incredibly salty bitches if anything even slightly goes wrong and start hating the game, no rank means no pressure and no fucks given if you lose a race

Strangely enough, getting hit by items in this game doesn't piss me off as much as Mario Kart or Sonic Transformed did

I'm retarded

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Use a USB

Captain Falcon for Switch. Gameplay wise he'd fit right in.

Hitting the shortcut has literally nothing to do with speed. Basically all you have to do is come at the shortcut straight on by getting on top of the half pipe on the opposite side, drive down the half pipe, and jump. No matter how fast you're going the game will yeet you up there automatically.

Just don’t go at it at an angle, go perpendicular to the half pipe and all you have to worry about is timing your jump.

Is it possible to apply a physical preorder code if I digitally buy the game?

on the 3rdth, 5 bandicoot women, user.

This game is twice as fun when you played both CTR and CNK.
I feel like too many people feel awkward with the 'new' characters and tracks.

Really hoping we get a CNK adventure mode DLC or something in the future.

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>theres no online leader boards and ability to download top ghosts and watch them

come on beenox i love this game more thank mk8 but what the fuck even they have this shit

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The items are pretty buggy online, i've thrown a beaker which have clearly missed the target but it still hit them nonetheless

You're right I forgot about that, maybe make him come with a plane kart (would be added to the other versions tho)
I tried chose characters based on if they were furry or would fit the game right but if people are fine with human character then I'll add Kat and Raven. Hunter would be fucking funny though
Good picks
Toro is the Sony/PS4 mascot in Japan
Astro bot is that little bot from the VR Game of the same name
How do you not know of Sack Boy or little big planet?

>The Sewer Speedway shortcut is incoherently broken, requires some weird positioning to work
>N. Tropy does it twice in time trial

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Very easy solution for this. Just keep the numbers hidden. It's still there to process which opponents should a player be put against, but it's not visible.

so I don't even need to boost?

I never played CNK but the stages are fun as fuck. I think my my favorites are Hyper Speedway, the underwater one I can't remember the name of, and the ice level with the big ball that smashes you.

I can actually see this happening

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That's how it is right now so not sure what more you want

Nope. Just line yourself up strait with the shortcut, drive down the pipe, and jump. It works about 95% of the time for me.

please dont leave me tropy chad

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The problem with playing with other pros is items. Once you get a solid lead there is no catching up with another pro unless they really fuck up somehow.

Winterfag here, i'm really disappointed with CNK snow stages, it's like they have to put lava on every single CNK stage

There's no lava in Clockwork Wumpa

Just start handing out warp balls to everyone if someone is far ahead. Good luck keeping that USF when 7 balls are locked on you.

I've done all the Oxide ghosts for all CTR maps so far and am really terrified of that bug.

Not because Oxide ghosts are hard but because I really don't feel like doing 54 races again.

I try and change it up as often as I can to keep things fresh. But always got my go to's.

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I would actually uninstall the game and never play it again if this happened.

USF is faster than warp balls, the only thing that can fuck a pro's run up is the clock but that unironically fucks everyone else over too so there's no real net gain.

hello frens. how does one farm wumpa coins easily? I'm at about 2795 and still about 800 short of getting enough to get Coco's princess costume

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You've seen nothing. Several CNK's tracks were nerfed, although their visuals are upgraded from the original. Thunder Struck is completely different, as the CNK version was entirely based on the antigravity gimmick, which is not present in this game. Hyper Spaceway was hit the hardest, 50% of the track was removed.

play Penta instead

Play online for the WumpaTime bonus

yes, not all stage, Fenomena tracks are clean from lava stains, but holy fuck i hate barin tracks and the overusage of lava so much

>PC
Reimu Hakurei
Heavy Weapons Guy

so are the speed characters garbage online? they only seem good in time trials

I only want Hat Kid in

The codes aren’t tied to games individually I don’t think, so it should work.

Barin Ruins is nice. But yeah, meteor and 1st/2nd hub are low tier tracks.
Still not Dragon Mines or Dingo Canyon tier

old.reddit.com/r/crashbandicoot/comments/c4fevd/they_nerfed_election_avenue_coin_payout_now_you/
what the fuck is going on at beenox

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does the bug wipe just adventure or everything?

What the fuck is with the constant projectiles online, I feel like aiming for turbo is just a waste of time when people are going out of their way to shoot you down

Also fucking extend the after-damage invuln period for fuck's sake. I got hit by a cannonball just as I was about to pass out first, and upon resetting got hit straight again by some cunt who had an easy target to line up, putting me all the way back in last. Fuck off

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all characters are situational, speedy guys are doing pretty good stages like Coco's park, Crash cove, Mystery Caves, etc

Great. I will find out in a few hours anyway. I got both preordered and want to gift my physical preorder to a friend but without the whole game.

>constant projectiles online
you won't even get hit by anything if the 8th placed player is an AI

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Tropy was always the coolest boss in the original trilogy.
Now you're on MY time you little SKUNK! Give me the crystals!

race on the most efficient tracks for how many coins it gives you vs how long they take to complete, the top 5 being:
jungle boogie
blizzard bluff
coco park
clockwork wumpa
meteor gorge
in that order. that is if you're playing offline, if you play online you just get more cash

Getting hit by clock will cancel your USF, and potentially can snowball into a warp orb rape. Because of this, handling characters aren't very good for online, as they're only good for USF, and if they're getting interrupted all the time...

I love that line. Great boss fight too.

>sitting in the lobby for 40 minutes now
>still no game
dead game

I realized that the cash reward for battle mode has no decay online, if you win, you get 200, if you lose you get 150, it's the best way to get coins if your race mode multiplier is already off

They're the best, for people that know how to play. Handling characters are probably the best in time trials, if the player can constantly used USF, that is.

>a wall you literally already drove past slaps your ass from behind and steals your reserves
a BEENOX recreation...

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bug, back out and rejoin, unless if youre trying to battle

He also goes the long way. You can beat him without the shortcut.

>Not Sayaka

This is why Sony sucks.

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you hit the wall mate

Bros, how the fuck do I farm coins offline? I have shit internet and I just want to play fucking N. Trance.

He only goes the long way on one lap

i miss ape escape bros...

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Old and busted.

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>drove """past""""

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see

time trial, you'll get 800+ coins in 30 minutes without realizing it

ive played this game for years, but never multiplayer. Speed are the best for single player and time trial if you are good, but i seriously dont think speed are good in multiplayer, garbage handleing and you can never hold your fire

You hit the wooden support you dope.

Everyday there is a Wumpa coin bonus you get for playing online. I think you can race on 12-16 tracks before the bonus runs out. After it's out you earn the same amount of coins as you do offline.

not even fucking joking i just got up to hyper space way and upon starting it my game crashed and my save data got corrupted.

thank fuck i backed up my data

If we would get an Ape Escape character it would be an ape or spike

user you clearly hit the wall

Need reserves before you hit it, maybe you're not boosting enough in the run-up to the pad.
This one is won or lost literally on the first item crate. If you don't get a mask or triple missiles you can't get in front before the red potions come out, and once they do, you've already lost.
Pleb, the real ballache is plat relics. At least with Oxide's ghosts you just have to go fucking fast, the relics can be such bullshit due to box placement and the fact that one minor mistake can mean you're fucked instantly.

>Forced character

What's next?
Mah boy from Onions of War in Bloodborne Kart?

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Good on you for backing it up

ok

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Based shitty Dingodile poster

I'm so glad I found this thread. backing up my save now

>sayaka and not a piposaru
I love her bro but shes a pipe dream

that is not how hitboxes work you spastic, especially not in this game. And what, your cart doesn't have wheels?

Your "kart" shape is far too small, stop deluding yourself. The car is still sliding to the right at this point and you hit the damn wall.

You’re sliding user, the trajectory isn’t forward from the character’s front but slightly skewed. Look at the angle on your skid marks.

>AHAHA
>FUCK IT!
Why is N. Gin so pissed?

The backend of the kart is sliding that direction mate.

If you're fast then it will give you enough time to beat him without the shortcut

going to join backupanon in every thread reminding everyone now. praise be to cloud saves.

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it hit the wall you retard. just accept it

I really hate the glowing wheels. I'm glad you can disable it.

that wasn't your trajectory, you clipped the wall

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Excellent boss fight, maybe even the best in the original trilogy.
They butchered the intro to the fight in the remake, I'm sad.

Based katbro

Look at the tire track dumbass

that trajectory my ass

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>Getting 80 coins per win spamming my favorite character
>Getting 150+ coins for coming in literally 8th place with any other character

Why is wumpa coin farming so fucking stupid? Yeah I understand track length plays a part in it.

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just a heads up that I got a save corrupting crash in a LOCAL ARCADE GRAND PRIX, literally nothing is safe, back up your saves.

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Thoughts?

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That's how they were in the original too dipshit, speedruns don't use them because of that. Many tracks aren't well-suited for them at all.

Anyone got that Trophy girl stats pic?

stupid coco main

How does this "reserves" mechanic work? I keep seeing people post about it.

HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED WHAT THE SKUNK CRASH SKIN IS A REFERENCE TO

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>driving on a drain
>reserves literally go down the drain
ah... a beautiful BEENOX...

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Between the switch and Xbox version who's online is more active?

You're meant to rotate characters. I don't know why Beenox wants you to do that so badly but that's literally what's causing the difference.

You can make a cloud backup save every 30 minutes if you wanted.
You'll have to close the game, but you can do it.

water resistance lad

>Even the game doesn't like Coco
Based

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bandicoot power!

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It's weird because it works perfectly fine on android alley

Keep seething friend

Boost duration stacks.
That's all there is to it, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

This stage is legitimately fucked up.

This game actually made N. Trance cute

>putting an item on the boost pad that drops you down to the very bottom floor
>Oxide hits it and falls onto a different part of the track he has to go all the way back around on

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>get a jump turbo
>haha reserves stolen!
BEENOX sure got me!

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yeah, oxide station might be a ryona on time trials but holy hell putting traps in on normal race sure is fun

frankly you deserve it for polaying coco

Nobody cares, stop posting these.

You had no reserves. Look at how early you're boosting

play Crunch more.

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>actually smurfing
You must have a sad life

I'm terrible at this game but I'm glad I'm not fucking retarded. Your posts since last thread have started sending me into fits of laughter

If you don't know what you did wrong there, you deserve to be called out for who you really are, Sonicfag.

>Sewer Speedway plat
I'm using Pinstripe, the best I can do is 0:38:00 after getting all boxes what the fuck

You have to be the devil himself to get it wtf

>play online with a random dude
>defeat him 5 times in a row
>next game I get hit by clock+ball combo at the end so he ends up winning
>he leaves insantly afterwards
YOU DIDN'T WIN JACKSHIT FAGGOT

>When the bandicute girls are in I'll just rotate between the four of them
Check mate Beenox

>Coco
kys

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Just play on easy. The times to beat are higher on easy.

>crashes again attempting hyper space way attempting to corrupt my data once more

what the fuck is going on

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Switch or PS4?

I played Roo exclusively until unlocking Pinstripe so I'd say you're based, even if those other two characters in your top tier are literally whos to me

An average race has maybe one clock.
Anyway, the truly top tier players can do every turn with speed characters at max USF anyway with midair handbrake turns.

Same thing happened to me against a Coco player. She stayed though and on the next race I waited at the finish line and pelted him with homing missiles and then I crossed the finish line.

ps4

am I already too late? is everyone good already? also is fake crash viable?

>barley even drift boosting at all
yeah man im sure you had so much boost stored up

I thought Pinstripe would be fucking insufferable in this, but I can't help but love him whenever he goes "Fuhgeddaboutit!" and all that shit.
I love his Adventure Mode cutscene where he acts like he's about to pull a gun on you and then gives you the key.

Speed characters are still best once you get used to air braking.

The boosts in all these webms are usually "Good" and not "Perfect". You don't have any reserves to steal, you're simply just running out. If you aren't getting perfect boosts you more or less aren't building anything. I know level geometry is iffy in this game and slightly tapping a wall will usually cut your reserves, but if your fire is ending mid-air, you're simply just running out.

of the places to hide a key he hid it inside a tire, what a fucking boss.

I've heard it's always the PS4 users with this problem. Glad I'm a switchfag

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How the fuck do I air brake? I have no clue how to do this, I think I'm too much of a brainlet for this game.

>too much of a brainlet for a game aimed at manchildren

CTR noob here. How do I take the spiral in Dragon Caves or whatever the track is called?

Footdling character doesn't quite roll off the tongue.

Is there a full version of that image?

I prefer Pinstripe's old voice but even with the new more cartoonish take he's still a charming sleaze

>sekiro of kart racing

Unless I'm wrong, I'm pretty certain you can literally hit the brake button while you are mid-air and it should work.

Now U-turning though, I have no idea what that is in this game.

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Literally just brake and turn in the air, but make sure you're not braking anymore by the time you touch the ground.

What's air braking?

I never played the old CTR, and I was expecting his voice to be a bit deeper. Like, more wavy? I dunno, he doesn't sound much like he does in NST, which is mostly what elevated Crash beyond "that game i played when i was a kid" for me.

You brake while in the air

Nah even with air braking they're actually slower than balanced/accel characters on most tracks because you get less powerslide uptime.

And that is how I do hard turns in this game without losing fire, right? Like the really sharp turns in Electron Avenue and whatnot?

You know how you can hold square/y while turning and you'll do a brake turn really sharply? You can do that in midair, and as long as you're no longer braking by the time you touch the ground you retain all speed in the direction you're now facing. It's really helpful for speed characters in tight corners, since they usually have enough speed to get air time from most ramps.

Any good track to practice Air U-Turns/Air Braking on? I was using Electron Avenue and I was running out of the boost while turning in the air. I suck at the game though so I'm not sure if I'm just doing it wrong.

>not using the better Coco reaction image

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U-turning is when you hold square, R1, and down and the direction you're turning (it's easier if you use dpad instead of analog) and mash L1. Basically this lets you perform super tight turns without losing any of your momentum.

Basically it's a mechanic that rewards consistent boosting, every boost you do adds to a 'reserve meter' that increases their duration.

You don't really need to know this game's mechanics indepth, just go fast and slide.

air braking stops your fire, its better to have a handling character online. time trials speed is better though

Ok afte two crashes I did it

>mfw he fucked up THREE times during the time trial

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I'll have to practice that some and see if it helps on some of these bitch turns that fuck me. I play an accel character but every bit of tech is helpful to know. I'm with though, the fuck is u-turning?

cortex castle

>hit a roof that was too high to ever hit in the original
>it steals your reserves
o-ok... well, my bad... sorry BEENOX...
>but wait!
>hit a pipe that has no collision in the original
>it steals your reserves again
no BEENOX, no!

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u-turning doesn't stop the fire though

It doesn't as long as you're not holding brake when you land. You retain all speed and reserves.

I hit that roof all the time in the original, maybe you should stop being bad
>pipe that has no collision
they do though

>having a blast being shit but learning how to play and having fun
>gf shows up and it turns out she's fucking god tier at this game
>now I have to git gud to beat her
women ruin everything :/

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Man you got way too close to the wall

you dont have a fucking girlfriend user

It's not that games fault you're retarded

Based woman, Coco main?

Anyone who's having trouble with handling: use the D-pad. CTR was designed for the D-pad and plays much better with it. Protip from someone who got near WR glitchless speedrun times as a kid and never used the analog in spite of owning several dualshocks

You're just trying to kill my sides at this point, legit can't breathe after that pathetic ramp jump when you had no reserves to start with

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user, you are just looking more and more pathetic as this thread goes on. Git fucking good.

really? is there a difference between air turn, holding square and left or right, and air u turn, holding square and back and left or right?

This is the only acceptable complaint so far, even then you should know by now that WALLS ARE CANCER, STAY THE FUCK AWAY.

>avoid the reserve-stealing drain
heh, BEENOX can't get me this time--
>steals your reserves in the corner instead

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You're not nearly letting your turbo counter stay on long enough.

I hate how they made some jumps just push you down forcefully to prevent skips. It feels unnatural. Can't do shit like this anymore youtu.be/4tQh3RAEwe0?t=67

What are you people's fastest lap time in Android Alley? I'm having trouble getting under 55 seconds.

BTW, what's on rotation today? My internet is being absolute ass and I can't connect.

You also have to hold R1 and mash the fuck out of L1 while you're doing the u-turn.

I love how every time you post these webms, you get exposed.

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you shitters DO realize that I'm one of the top CTR speedrunners in the world, right? Face it, BEENOX fucked up a good game and made it total trash

i can't take it holy fuck you have to be doing this on purpose

Analog has been fine for me, the only thing that's a tad fiddly is firing weapons behind you.

yeah dude me too :)

Proof? what's your name

>u-turns
>reserves
>USF
>air-brakes

>tfw rarely get to play vidya anymore so will never have the time to fully understand/master any of these and will forever be shit at the game

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Air braking/u-turning looks like this. See at 0:13 seconds. Basically you can brake in mid air (don't hold X) while turning then immediately return to accelerating massively change the direction of your momentum.

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>that music
yikes

Why are you doing this

u turning and air brake is the same thing user

lol, once you've been playing for more than a few days you should stop making such amateurish mistakes, but don't blame a game for your own fuckups when you're this new to it, it's childish

There's an old saying that I wish would come back; Don't feed the trolls.

Thanks you godly skunk Crash sensei. You schooled me with this webm last thread too when I posted my shit Roo gameplay

Ballerina N. Gin, Small Norm, Fairy Tale, Six-Pipes Kart Set, Electron Yellow, Electron Team Trance, High Tech 2, Numbers Pack 4 for me.

Earlier today it was Summer Set, Roadster, pink color and pink glowing wheels. I forget what the rest were. I think it's changed since the last time I played though.

I'll take things that never happened for 500.

It'll happen. Im just starting to improve. Did a map I hadn't done yet, was in first for the first half then got pummeled to 8th. Practically gave up but I managed to keep USF for almost half the course on the last lap and pulled back to third, felt real good.

Oh phew, one less thing to learn

for what? air turn? all i do is press left and square

Pick a handling character and mash R1. You’ll still lose all your turbo going up there but you won’t crash into the wall, you might still touch the wall depending on the angle of entry but it won’t stop you moving.

wait, did you hit a wall and it bounces you away?

they hardcoded the jumps the same way they hardcoded maximum height you don't have physics naturally pushing you up when you jump, you have binary "player made it, push him" and "player not made it, prevent success" situations
it's fucking shit

>Six-Pipes Kart Set
Oh fuck yes. Time to get classy.
I wanted to get the Summer Set but I ended up being 600 short when the rotation ended.

You only need to focus on that stuff to be turbo-autist speedrun-tier, you can be gud without it.

And I'm THE top CTR speedrunner. Fuck off, you're not good enough to roll with the big boys.

No, I air-braked just before I hit the wall, it immediately changes your trajectory to where you're facing.

Why is this place the way it is

oh okay then, that was tight as fuck

>you shitters DO realize that I'm one of the top CTR speedrunners in the world, right?
You've already lost, let it go.

Shut up and post more Beenox webms

how to expose yourselves as not having played the original
youtu.be/F9Uz41yjii4?t=35

What do you do if there's no ramp to jump off of, and the hard turn is flat?

I played the original when I was 7 years old do you think I gave a fuck about this autistic shit? And by the way that Cortex let go of the wall early like you should have retard

Reserves is not a hard concept to grasp.
It's just a hidden value that you keep filling with mini-turbos and drop down boosts.
Check this TAS of the original game, it shows you how the reserve system works in full detail.

youtube.com/watch?v=zi89fDQ8SRI

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>I'm one of the top CTR speedrunners in the world
>that drifting
>top speedrunner
You're a sad little man, and an even sorrier liar.

These characters would be the most fitting and least out of place

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Sorry user, I'm all out. Have a bonus one.
Gonna continue beating Oxide ghosts so I'll probably have a bunch of new ones from whatever next BEENOX track I have to face next...

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You get really fucking good at timing a jump + turn and brake + accelerate before you hit the ground. I would avoid doing it on sections of map that are uphill though. You'll probably touch the ground before being able to brake/turn/accelerate.

>xbox is stuck with battletoads AGAIN

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youtube.com/watch?v=p7GjlubkqbE This is the tech. It works on flat ground too, and is much more effective in NF than the original. It seems there's some leeway when pressing square and jump at the same time that means you won't lose your speed.

Absolutely mad. I know that's TAS but if I can keep fire going for even half the amount of time I'd feel content

>Has to rely on Triple-Q
put your own skill faggot

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>doesn't take the left path in the beginning at any point
>never gets as close to that pipe as you did
>lets go of the wall before the two holes way earlier than you did and thus has no issue
Are you sure you posted the right video? Because this is not helping your case.

air brake is a u turn in the air

That's froggying and is completely different to air braking.

He drives just as close to the pipe in the first corner, which has the exact same physics as all the other pipes did in the original. You couldn't be that close to the first corner in BEENOX Team Racing either without it stealing your reserves and fucking your bandicoot.

>Stuck with
I'd kill to play as Rash in CTR. Not the new abortion one though

No it's not. That's holding back+left/right + square and froggying. The exact same tech works in the remake and is also used for mid-air U-turns. You have to hold back or else it won't change the direction of your momentum and you'll end up going backwards if you do a full 180.

>using a retarded hoverkart
>crash's arms clip through it in the victory animation
jesus christ

Holy fuck thought I was the only one.

is there a ctr general in /vg/

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I would play the shit out of him if he was included in the Spyro update.

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Practice mini-turbos on Coco Park
After you get good at them, try a more difficult stage and learn to U-turn in order to keep your reserves going.
youtube.com/watch?v=rCmDYmYA4bY

Bunny hop. When you're in the air you don't lose reserves and you can turn alot easier.

>top speedrunner
>40s lap
L M A O

stinky

>you shitters DO realize that I'm one of the top CTR speedrunners in the world, right? Face it, BEENOX fucked up a good game and made it total trash
Shut the fuck up dude and get some new muscle memory like the rest of us who were gods at the original.

yes, /ctrg/

At the start of the race, during the track flyover:
press X / B
press triangle / X
congratulations, you are now not making me FUCKING WAIT

>in the world
did you mean "in my ward"? as in, your hospital ward? because it's pretty clear you've just had some kind of major brain surgery

>40 second first lap
Yikes!

Whats the chance of them making an item-free online lobby? I'm constantly spinning out from shit that isn't even on my screen.

can you do the 4 papu temple 90 degree turns while keeping USF? I doubt it

Do I need to remind everyone of the triolgy that came after naughty dog was finished with crash that ALSO had a racing spin off?

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At any point in the race:
press start
press triangle
select "Gameplay"
turn off intro movies

>still no Unkarted
I'm mad

You will never get into a race where everyone skips the flyover.

that's because my reserves were stolen by the drain but I didn't give up since I was only there to practise the shortcut

>still no The Fast of Us

Correct me if I'm wrong but there is no USF on that track

Refusal to adapt and git gud again will be your downfall. You can't just hug walls in this game like you could in the original.

didn't they change USF in the remake to be obtainable naturally with enough reserves?

Yeah there is none, he's probably talking about reserves and SF

Show me a good lap and I'll believe you

yeah, there's no USF

You're not playing CTR, you're playing nitro fueled. Learn to play the game you're playing.

can we just call USF blue fire now? its not 2005 anymore and we arent 15 year old french kids

Probably zero, modifiers split the playerbase which isn't great for public lobbies.

I'd like it though, taking out item RNG would make for some based races

You mean
El Fuego Sagrado Azul

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Ultra Sacred Fire sounds way cooler than Blue Fire user. Fuck off.

If anything it should be called Hyper Sacred Fire in this game.

How do you maintain boost in straightaways? When I try to drift in straights I end up zooming into the wall.

he's right though you dumb retard
>I'm terrible at this game
yes, we can tell.

Jak was pretty shit, though. I'd prefer Ratchet.

turn against the direction youre drifting into

are you countersteering? do that

Call it "The Big Wumpa Whoa Boost"

>he

Play accel or speed characters

You're thinking of SF, USF is unique to super turbo pads on certain maps. And even SF requires you to boost/have enough reserves before going over one.

Holding SF on maps isn't tricky but admittedly I haven't been able to do it consistently on Papu's Pyramid yet because those turns are killer, especially the second lap trying to go through it with SF.

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What character are you using?

try holding your D-pad/Analog at the opposite direction you're drifting

Your options are snaking, or building enough reserves beforehand to coast. Characters with tight turning do the first, faster characters can do the second.

>hating fun
You should call nu-Naughty Dog, they'd love hiring you.

Platinum nitro

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sorry, discord tranny.

It's not as bad as "saffi fire". The CTR boost naming scheme was always trash.

>no walls anywhere... just gotta make this jump and get USF... nothing can stop me now!
>stops you in mid air, steals your reserves and drops you off the track
you think you're safe and that's when BEENOX gets you

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When are they going to add the option to hear the original voice clips?

After Ballerina N Gin is Gentleman Ripper Roo anybody cares.

this has happened to me multiple times on a few shortcuts but never on this track.

This one is actually indefensible.

What does Triple-Q have to do with anything? did he draw one of the Trophy Girls?

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Don't go through the middle of double turbo pads

hes been posting shit about this game on twitter, specifically the sewer speed way shortcut being fucked.

outskilled user

>T and R placements on oxide station
those damn things blend in too well during the jumps

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You pissed away all your reserves on that corner.
Your trajectory on the ramp was way off.
Get gud

I'm fucking fuming that I can't play this on the pc right now

>has

He calls himself a speedrunner too
what a joke

Oh, well that's highly underwhelming compared to what i expected from him.

Hope he grows to like the game and draws Liz femdom

>no

>reserves

>liz femdom

I agree, someone reply to his twitter posts asking for this

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>Oxide says "minions" instead of "slaves" in the intro cutscene now
How can anybody defend this censored garbage?

>come second online
>54 coins
uhhh

Feels good. By the time this releases on PC I'll be god-tier and will wreck the shit out of epic store faggots.

go away negro

fuck off slave

>entretaiment

>closest wall is literally on the opposite side of the track
>doesn't keep your reserves safe though
hot air BEENOX

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They nerfed the earned coin count today.

Post your ID. I want to see your "top speedrunner" skills first hand.

What the fuck, why? And if they REALLY had to, why THAT fucking much? That's a fucking tenth of what it was.

Sewer Speedway was a 10/10, now is a 7/10 I hope they can fix the walls because it was so much fun sliding on them. On the other hand Slide Colisseum is now a 9/10 and the "butchered" Hyper Spaceway is actually not that bad. I didn't really mind the skip

Source

Engine

PARK IT

it's just a daily limit isn't it? the first couple of hours I get hundreds of coins per race and then it drops substantially

>the "butchered" Hyper Spaceway
What did they remove? I've never played Nitro.

OH NO NO NO BEENOXBROS HOW WILL WE DEFEND THIS?!
WE GOT TOO COCKY!

If i had a twitter i would.

God damn i want her to fuck me with a strap-on

>Can't do shit like this anymore
Good.

Never stop, based Dingotard

Where are the online leaderboards/ranked mode/stats? This is basic shit for a RACING game.

I tried to keep my USF on this stage by cutting across the sharp u-turn and just dropped to my death. I was pretty mad

Ladies and gents I give you Naughty Dog's soul

>stopping to read the text

faggot spotted

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>OH NO I CAN'T READ SO THE OTHERS MUST BE TOO
(You)