HUGE casino update coming soon to Grand Theft Auto 5 Online!

When are they gonna make another GTA

boy i can't fucking wait for a new flying tank that shoots laser beams that one of the devs autistic retard 8 year old son came up with only for a cool $900 billion

Can I play dominoes in RDO yet?

When online stops making money. See you in a decade or two.

that's only seventeen thousand dollars in shark cards, what are you, poor?

There's no way anyone actually plays that still. You'd have to be getting paid by Rockstar to post this

Inside track betting.
Also horses.

If I lobby hop it's rare to see one less than 3/4 full

i cant wait to drive around the city in a slow ass van and make deliveries

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I haven’t played gta since 4. Can someone give me a rundown on online and why Yea Forums hates it?

Online started out okay, but rockstar ramped up the prices of literally fucking everything to encourage you to buy shark cards. They also did a lot of other shit like lie to the online community about not patching "Fun" glitches like the glitch where you launch yourself to space with a door or a gate, only to patch it later.

Microtransactions and grinding.

GTA is overdue for a sequel but because of its online component we won't be seeing one for a while.
Also applies to games to Valve and the Elder Scrolls.

>boy i can't fucking wait to fucking spawn killed by a faggot in a new flying tank that shoots laser beams that one of the devs autistic retard 8 year old son came up with only for a cool $900 billion
Touched it up a bit.

I remember when grinding the same mission just to get $20,000 was the thing. I stopped playing once GTAO heist came out.

Any release date?

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There's a button you can press to instantly explode someone in the lobby. No joke. If you're driving your car, riding in an airplane, whatever, you're dead. It only doesn't work if you're under a bridge, in a tunnel or something like that. It's expensive, but the fact that it exists is cancer.

we put gambling in your gambling so you can gamble while you gamble

Has happened to me twice since the update came out

Same but only by my friends who could afford it.

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they're gonna add health insurance in some future update where if you get killed by some faggot you will be forced to cough up like 10 grand to the hospital, mark my words. (unless this is already a feature in the game already)

imagine the type of person who logs into gta online, with their edgy as fuck character and gets into their hoverbike with homing missiles that they paid money to have, and searches around the map for people who are afk or so new to the game that they cant fight back. he then just kills them over and over for no reason other than to inflate their own k/d ratio as if anyone even cares
and when someone capable actually manages to start fighting back, they hide away like a little pussy and commit suicide so it wont negatively impact their stats

thats gta online

I really.hope GTAO isnt the future of the series. Cause the flying cars shit is treading saints row 3 territory

>casino where you gamble away the virtual currency you paid real money for.
There's millions of apps and games that already do this. Why not?

Online gambling with real money used to be legal. It got HUGE real fast. Like, 6 months, it shot up all over the place in the 2nd half of the 90s. Legislation was passed to put a stop to it. And that's why they now use this system of buying virtual currency, then gambling with that. It's an extremely blatant loophole and I'm amazed the legal system hasn't attacked it. It's pretty much the exact same as it was before, just one tiny speedbump.

so I guess GTA Online is going for the AO rating by adding actual gambling

Cars could fly since Vice city dude..

>comparing cheat codes to purchasable in-game vehicles

didn't know you had to pay for them I only ever played single player gta v years ago

if you're new you'll have to buy a shark card or two, once you get set up with some in game businesses you'll never have to buy another shark card as long as you are willing to play/grind the game, if you're willing to cheat you can get there faster but there can be consequences from rockstar.
From what I understand they charge in game money for the updates that's why people are grinding and saving money in the game right now.
Consoles only have glitchers not hackers.
PC GTAO is famous for hackers.

Why do I hate it? China

Wrong. Watch TheProfessional's grinding videos. He goes to show that you can make it all legit without mods, glitches or shark cards.

griding is just as bad of a way to do it, isteand of wasting money, you're wasting time
the only right thing to do is to not play this pointless game

>just watch a few hours of videos and you too could buy a rocket car with only a week of grinding
hard pass

Grinding is literally the point of the game. GTA is about doing missions, making money and building your empire.

this sums it up nicely, but also leaves out the important part that you CAN do private maps with just your friends, but in which you CAN'T do the fun high-paying jobs and shit, just the shitty contact missions.
fuck rockstar basically

>playing the same 'bring this vehicle to that point on the map' 15000 times just to see your virtual number get bigger
again, pointless game

GTA Online is fundamentally flawed. Nothing they release can fix it. Just make a whole new game

GTA V is actually a comfy game if you know how to make solo lobbies and also join money drop lobbies every now and then

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GTA Online was unironically fun during the period of time towards the beginning where hackers were giving everyone infinite money and you could just fuck around with whatever you wanted without having to worry about grinding

>started out ok
From day ONE it was broken piece of shit you absolute ultra faggot

I really wanted to play this game. But i have no friends, so it's hard for me to do story missions solo, because most of them are nearly impossible to do with randoms. They are dumb or griefers.
ALSO i can't even connect properly to online most of the times, the game will just stuck on loading screen.
Only that "suspend game's process for 10 sec" trick works, but it's annoying to do this every time.

so what kind of experience can i expect if I just hop into GTA online now?

why was it even regulated like that?

i'll play GTA with you user. I can't dedicated a lot of time to the game as I'm busy with other shit, but I have no one to play with either.

I will only play this game if the hackers come back and give everyone a billion. Money glitch videos are pure shit and a fraud. They practically take much longer and you only get like 5,000 for doing a 5 minute long glitch. Rockstar are the true jews of the gaming community.

Hopefully they add topless strippers with the blackjack.

They turned GTA into Saints Row in an attempt to milk cash out of retards

Sorry but i'd rather not to add anyone from Yea Forums.
I had couple of unpleasant experiences so i'd rather not go through this shit again.

>thinking there will be any actual gambling
its going to be fetch quests, a new property that is a garage with a gimmick and paywaling a feature and something broken to beat the mk2

>pointless
It's a sandbox game you make your own fun.

>single player expansions died for this

Here's my guess as what to expect:
You'll be able to buy some kind of VIP suite in the casino ranging from probably 2mil-5mil. Then you have your underground parking garge that has 4 levels holding 10 cars each at half a mil a pop. Who knows what the missions (if any) will be and if you can generate income from it. You can bet your ass there are going to be more ridiculous militarized vehicles and more generic super/hyper cars that cost millions each. The fun part is going to be the casino itself. Every other add on had multiple locations to choose from to purchase (clubhouses, offices, nightclubs, etc), but the casino has one location and it's going to be a fucking warzone outside of it. Good times to be had.

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holy shit i remember when casinos were first hinted out about a a few months into the game when people tried glitching into the race track bulding. almost had to remind myself it wasnt 2014.

>1 location with possibly 1 or 2 entances

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It takes forever to grind out enough cash for any content released in the last two years, people will fuck with your grinding just for fun, you can forget about doing any co-operative content with randos because they're all braindead 3rd worlders playing at 12fps, etc

Using the best grinding mechanics currently I can manage one million in about two or three hours. You could theoretically earn the same in less if you had a god of a player helping you during the Doomsdays heist finale.

T. 1020 hour player. Ama. All those hours were spent online.

The grind in this game is absolutely horrendous, not even most f2p games have grind this bad.

>factories/bunkers only produce while you're online
>every upgrade to speed up production cost almost as much as the factory itself
>selling a shipment involves exposing yourself to the literal hundreds of hackers in the session
the missions are so poorly structured you can't even be sure to make it in time because the mission decided to be a 4-man job instead of throwing all your product into a truck like usual, but fret not, now you get to drive 4 motorbikes around in a literal battlefield of niggers flying around on a motor-propelled missile-spewing "bike".

There's so few things that makes this game worth your time, you can't even get slutty clothing for your character so there's not even that.

>hyperbole: the post

single player content

I'm literally playing it right now and just lost a 400k because the mission decided to be a 4-man mission instead of the usual 1-2.
There's no way of knowing when it's going to be a retarded mission, none.

There's no options to ferry objective-vehicles with a cargobob. No truck-options similar to how you can transport a Insurgent in the MOC. It's shit design, and you're a fag for even attempting to put up a defense for jewstar.

>online
>single player
LOL

I do the conterfit boat missions solo and it is MISERABLE!

>hurr i sold full cargo and can't do it solo hurr rockstars fault
idiot

>they're still making GTA Online content
Did RDO actually do that bad?

because no fun allowed.
pc. aiming on consooe alone is enough to kake you sepuku.
>pay for expansions
no they are all free, they make their money by a system of currency creep where things got more and more expensive in game to the point where you basically had to buy shark cards to get shit ruining the grind. I think the game peaked around the heists update.

>4 buggies
>15min
>all bunkers are out in the middle of fucking nowhere
>yo dude deliver to 5 locations far way in the city
You don't even have time for 2 trips, let alone 4.

Sell before you're 1/4 capacity, nigger. There's no bonus for selling in bulk

I speculate the game is still grindy shit and everyone has long since abandoned the game like me.

>still no buyable beach houses

I'd buy a shark card for that

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>can't even comprehend a post
so don't sell it FULL if you insist on playing an MMO solo you blathering retard. there are clear options set out for solo sells and you ignore them and blame the game.

>He doesnt hack and will launder the money in casino ala Paddock

This is gonna be great, please tell me you dont grind for money

Why do you give a shit about property in GTAO when it serves no fucking purpose, you can't decorate it, you can change your clothes in the stores and all that's left to do is drink some shit off a counter top and look through a scope out the window.

Or just fucking have delivery-missions be an umbrella-solution instead of this shit.
>buy CEO office
>yo dude upgrade this brickade, some shit plane and this shit boat - millions worth of upgrades son, do it.
>buy Bunker
>yo dude you'll just have to count on the mission to provide you with vehicles, no upgrading here - don't worry about that Opressor MK II goy
>buy Clubhouse + production facilities
>ayo son better hope for a good delivery mission or you're shit out of luck

Or we could've just had a couple of delivery options available and have upgrades to buy and apply to said vehicles, but no, buy more sharkcards goy.

>Sell at 1/4 capacity
Do you have any idea how INEFFICIENT that shit would be?

also this post reminded me that they literally turned it into a clicker game.

as a new user, killed immediately from the sky, you literally won't even understand what just happened, by someone who wasn't even targeting "you" their controller beeped and they pushed a button you just happened to be there, then you'll learn about passive mode, and that will give you time to understand the game a little, if you're spending money to join in on the fun, it's MK2 or nothing

so sell with people

>he didnt play dont cross the line

Don't forget the shower!

rc bandito is best update so far

This is truly mindboggling how they have made everything so disconnected from each other
doesn't matter how much money you spend on an office, back to square one when you buy a clubhouse.

there will be casino money that will be useless

>no indication of how many people you'll need
You just get a uh-huh make sure you have some goys with you.

Sometimes it's +30 minutes to complete the shit, sometimes it's a single vehicle and somtimes - it's fucking 15min 4 buggy's final destination.

>add nightclub
>not a stripperbar
I thought this was GTA?

He's 100% right though
I remember exploiting the games online connection to get a solo lobby so i could do counterfeit missions.

After a while two people connected to my lobby.
I was concerned that they would start targeting me because i was running stuff to my warehouse.
I was right, i saw on the mini-map that one of them--not 1 minute after getting onto the server-- got into a helicopter and started to fly towards me.

Right as I pulled into my warehouse the guy fires rockets at me from his attack heli. They missed so i was able to finish my drop-off.
Even though i got out of the situation unscathed, i was dumbfounded at how this guy wasted no time to try and kill me once he saw i was running a mission.

Now imagine this same situation but in a server with 30+ players; you cannot make money in this game unless you spend weeks grinding money through solo missions, hacking, or buying shark cards.

Feminists exist

It's hard to sympathize with you when you type like a retard.

I just want a beach house like I did in SA.

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Who's /modmoney/ here?

It's the reason chips exist. They're a psychological trick to disassociate what you're betting with money so you'll unwittingly throw it around willy nilly and end up in the red. Even streaming sites are cottoning onto this trick with their credit systems (e.g. twitch's 'bits' and dlive's entire currency).

Uh, you log in, and Lester or the agent guy calls you and says HEY FUCKFACE OPEN UP YOUR PHONE AND BUY A CASINO IT'S ONLY 5 MILLION DOLLARS. This will continue to happen every time you log in until you cave in and buy it. Then you'll unlock some bullshit repetitive mission where you're shooting dozens of people and stealing their money. The casino exists solely to launder said money. You can upgrade the layout and other crap in there for a fee and it'll generate income depending on how many missions you do to invest into it.

nah. casino chips are always in real currency. most the degenerate gambling like slots let you use straight up cash, while slips for payouts are partly just to make cashing out a hassle like you suggest, also partly for verification.
chips are more so for better delineation, better understanding of how much money people have behind and dividing up for things like like tournament play poker where chips and dollars can not be connected. you are just overanalyzing. though you are rigjt for vortual currencies that are totally different numbers like M$ did on Xbox before, they are to make ot hard to put a $ amount on how much you are spending.

how come they never catch us? you can see how much money we spend and how much we gain from our profile page

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>tfw will never go back to comfy gtaiv with Yea Forumsros again