lazy op edition
now: minish cap
next: dmc
later: streets of rage
Sgdq 2019
Aiden Garcia
Ian Thomas
first
Joseph Lee
I'm up next, wish me luck!
Nathaniel Clark
I'm up next guys, wish me luck!
Nolan Green
no umarun
Brayden Hernandez
Why does Nintendo never reference the Oracle games and Minish Cap again?
Sebastian Campbell
based af desu senpai
James Walker
help keep /srg/ alive!
Landon Reed
Can somebody post the webm of the slut adjusting her shirt so her tits look massive?
Juan Thompson
>bing bing wahoo: elf edition
bring on DMC already for fuck's sake
Nicholas Jenkins
Madoka games speedrun when
Blake Ortiz
>6 hour run
>Runner misses a skip that saves 5 seconds on hour 4
>Restarts
why do they do this
Charles Taylor
>Reads donation message
>Quirky response by reader.
Why does this happen so much
Hunter Watson
Kek OP image
Jayden Butler
Stream: twitch.tv
Full Schedule: gamesdonequick.com
Jonathan Reyes
>looked at schedule
>Titanfall 2 is on tomorrow night
Time to go FAST
Didn't feel like GDQ last time without it
Lucas James
>not even at $100k yet
is GDQ finally dead?
Henry Bell
this game is comfy af
David Young
>that op
srg deserves to die
William Gray
Michael Campbell
Reminder to buy official SGDQ merch
Its incredibly useful 42% of time
Kevin Williams
David Jones
fuck no, it was slowly becoming as bad as sc2g
Anthony Rivera
In 5 hours
Ian Adams
twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
gamesdonequick.com
Josiah Powell
When's Touhou?
Oliver James
autism
Mason Peterson
They're all fake donations with prewritten responses.
Ayden Lee
Late as fuck, how have the runs been today so far?
Lucas Watson
HELLO
Nicholas Smith
>can't watch because no internet
>have to tether my PC to my phone to shitpost on Yea Forums
hope you guys are quick with the webms this time.
Nicholas Taylor
So they can rest to take their hormone pills
Benjamin Gomez
All the good runs happened earlier. They're all shit now until tomorrow.
Isaiah Fisher
They don't? And also WR strats.
And if you're asking why 'WR Strats'
Because autism
Christian White
if you're trying to pb or get wr, why waste another 2 hours if you're almost guaranteed failure?
Owen Lewis
I'm about to get a delicious hamborger
James Barnes
I HATE THESE COUCH CIRCLE JERKS
I HATE THESE "INSIDER" "BANTS"
I HATE THESE NO-NAME STREAMERS THINKING THEY'RE HOT SHIT
I HATE THE NU-GDQ
I HATE THIS CRINGEY "COMMENTARY"
I HATE THAT UNPROMPTED GIRL ANNOUNCER WITH HER "HOT" "CHIME INS"
FUCK GDQ DUDE
THIS IS A SHIT
Parker Bailey
Same games that have been run for ages, so if you've seen one, you've seen all.
Chase Young
>sc2g
you mean /scv/, who the fuck called it that lel
Aaron Martinez
Who else not American here? I'm watching this all night because I am a filthy neet with no reason to wake up early
Owen Hall
I'm on webm duty as usual but not much is going on. Hope your Internet gets sorted out soon.
Christian Jones
Just post on your phone.
Nolan James
Who here not watching anymore? Kept the stream muted for so long that I just closed it.
Landon Stewart
The game is amazing, but the speedrun is so fucking boring
Benjamin Clark
>REEEE NO FUN ALLOWED!!!
Owen Stewart
Madoka here, telling you that you should totally watch the upcoming Nep game speedrun!
We all know how great nep games are, and I, your amazing goddess say you HAVE to watch it!
Logan Ward
Bouncy titties
David Butler
>grown ass men playing video games as a hobby
is there anything more cringy or sad?
Xavier Ross
So this is the power of girl gamers...
Wyatt Gonzalez
good runs when
Adrian Cox
I'm gonna fuck Senko
Jack Howard
Toho Never.
Tyler Myers
The obnoxious yuri spammer is the worst thing about GDQ.
Jackson Phillips
>dad, timmy and his family are going to hawaii again this year, why are we staying home and watching people play videogames again?
Aiden Cook
non-american neet? your parents must be rich or stupid
Benjamin Butler
Nicholas Perez
if someone stumbles across this thread without knowing what it is, fuck 'em. i'm not looking to give gdq free advertising. also people should lrn 2 google, there was time on this site when spoonfeeding was shamed mercilessly
Logan Clark
What period would you consider not nu-GDQ?
Hunter Long
Post cunny
Angel Jones
If there's a list that doesn't even make the top hundred.
Lincoln Ramirez
I like it so far. The run I mean. This game seems rad as fuck.
Leo Hill
i also time my vacations around both GDQs. i like watching and shitposting
Brody Gonzalez
Tomorrow probably
Cuddling with my chino fumo as we speak!
Henry Jenkins
Has there been any drama yet?
Gabriel Smith
Don't lewd Senko!
Alexander Roberts
>A namefag advocating Phoneposting
Nothing strange.
Aiden Fisher
I haven't genuinely watched a GDQ in ages
I just post in the threads
Kevin Jackson
>gdq
>fun
Gabriel Wood
Mmmm tasty. She has a BF, right? Or she just has like 8 BF's because she's a whore? I can't remember.
Brayden Price
Ayden Young
>decide to take a match after not having take none for a few months upon learning of this
>Players Online: 1007
IT ISN'T FAIR
Ryder Nguyen
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
Josiah Taylor
It's number one.
Jordan Stewart
do milk
Luis Jenkins
no good games it’s a dang shame
Jackson Rodriguez
huh? We get pretty decent neetbux in Europe
Landon Hernandez
Literal spam is one of the few things that's almost guaranteed to bring the jannies out, so do your duty and it'll disappear
Luke Sullivan
I don't get this off-topic image dumping. there are entire boards for it why here? Autism? Attention seeking? Both?
Sebastian Rogers
Trying to get (you)s so someone could finally acknowledge your pity existence
Colton Nguyen
If you insist...
Asher Brooks
Etika is in GDQ WTF!
Robert Moore
three of the trannies who commited suicide in the six months since agdq werent mentioned in the in memoriam reel, black twitter is pissed
James Myers
Turn on werk tyme then, ya big baby.
Jaxson Jackson
who else here /comfy/
Jeremiah Wood
Eli Russell
NEP NEP NEP NEP
Adrian Collins
It's even easier and more profitable in the majority of European countries.
Luke Hernandez
yikes have sex man
Nicholas Morgan
Brody Kelly
needs to stay on Yea Forums to shit it up
Austin Adams
Show me your pantsu, Senko.
Christopher Cox
how come Minish Cap is so love or HATE on Yea Forums?
Zachary Johnson
I need drama as well. I need in my VEINS. I love nerd drama more then anything. It’s always extra pathetic and highly embarrassing, it’s like they feel no shame. I NEED IT.
Blake Parker
Gonna get comfy soon
Tyler Campbell
its mute and on the side
i could not give less of a fuck about this snoozefest i'm just waiting for dmc
Easton Ortiz
I hate weebs
Ryder Sanchez
WHO THE FUCK IS MARTIN AND WHY THE FUCK DOES ANYONE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIS BIRTHDAY???
THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS SHIT BANTZ????
Easton Cruz
eating 'za right now bros, jealous?
Owen Butler
GDQ has its own mascot now?
Elijah Adams
Liam Harris
she weighs 2x this now
Parker Morales
>Female announcer spends her entire time interjecting her opinion on runs, making annoying noises, laughing as loud as she can, and screaming
>Male announcer stays quiet and just reads donations
I don't want to hate roasties, but why do the most annoying ones gravitate towards gaming. Normal women aren't like this.
Kayden Ward
idk but I love it
Benjamin Rogers
Justin Smith
It's Zelda. Everything with Zelda is like that.
Gavin Scott
This is pretty comfy desu
Anthony Gonzalez
it is the only place they are given attention
Carson Jones
shes more than double this size now
Asher Moore
post pics
Joshua Myers
>BREATHES INTO MIC
Joseph Cook
Thats not how you bucket properly...i bet she sided with Caesar's Legion too
Cooper Young
Nah, had one earlier
Four cheese bros ww@
Cameron Rivera
easy attention from an audience that are by default 500% thirstier than the average male.
Jackson Thompson
>but why do the most annoying ones gravitate towards gaming.
Because they get to feel special as a ''gamer girl'' unironically the easiest way to fix this is to not treat girls in gaming any different but that probably wont happen for a while.
David Fisher
Alexander Hernandez
ez attention
Cooper Edwards
wait i thought GDQ banned having stuffs on stream
Jaxon Peterson
hey girl can you open up your cloth
Ayden Johnson
POYO~!
Aiden Miller
Should I play it?
Evan King
why not? it's good
Matthew Ross
Did ever cute girl associated with AGDQ gain a shit ton of weight over the last 6-12 months? Jesus. Everyone is telling me they all got super fat.
Landon Carter
kys
Jose Walker
>cosplay
>plushies
>no proto
>at least decent runs
Why is this GDQ so fun?
Chase Nguyen
I didn't save the image go look in previous threads
Robert Roberts
POYO
John James
i agree fuck that girl, she's been doing that shit for YEARS now
it aint cute, it's just fucking annoying
Gavin King
I am too.
Jordan Long
how mad are you lol
Chase Miller
Luke Reyes
>ever cute girl associated with AGDQ
so the one?
Matthew Torres
not terrible
Camden Williams
Needs more Shimakaze cosplay.
James Green
Edo use to be cute...and then she gained weight.
Elijah Cook
Rate this GDQ so far out of 10
Michael Bennett
Alright Yea Forums, ITS MORPHIN' TIME
MASTADON
Matthew Baker
Leo Miller
but all the announcers are male?
Colton Ward
Every time I think about Minish Cap I think about how it was so stand-alone it just couldn't work with the timeline so they through it in randomly before the timeline split
Also apparently they retconned something in Skyward Sword but I never played it so fuck if I know
Aiden Nguyen
Anyone who argues against it is an idiot. Minish Cap is good.
Julian Bell
>not cooking, slicing then adding up spicy sausage on your za'
What a NOOB
Robert Sanchez
>Edo use to be cute
John Clark
>>Did ever cute girl associated with AGDQ
So, Kungfufruitcup and....?
Jaxson Lewis
KA
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Camden Jenkins
>Edo use to be cute
Jackson Walker
TRRRAAAANNNNNNNNSSSS GAAAAAAANNGGG
Nolan Myers
minish cap is the litmus test that differentiates two classes of zelda fans:
those who enjoy the series but recognize there are flaws beyond the popularly shat on games like skyword sword and the ds titles
those who rabidly defend anything zelda and will eat up anything nintendo shits out as long as link is the mc
Nathaniel Morgan
Yeah Minish Cap was the "prequel game" before Skyward Sword and official timeline autism
Noah Ramirez
Gays.
Joshua Gray
Everyone always seems to forget Sumichu
Ayden Anderson
BASED REIMU POSTER TAKING THE CROWN
Nicholas White
>no name streamers get a little bit of attention
>act like complete nerds they are with cringey bants and self aggrandizing
fuck these people
Luis Morales
it's an bit that got stale fast
Zachary Turner
A big ass cocoon I found last autumn hatched a few minutes ago
Christopher Cruz
You can keep beating that drum all you want, chubby chaser, but that woman was never attractive to me at all. She was always fat. I don't dig on swine.
Hunter Powell
I have that exact same image with the exact same filename from 2011 in my reaction images folder.
Thomas Collins
Reminder Billy is IRL fag
Kayden Collins
wtf
Samuel Reed
She's in. Hype.
Charles Hernandez
you sure that isn't a hard turd
Asher Wilson
The chick before this wasn't a tranny
Blake Price
Jeremiah Howard
Not our fault you have abysmal standards on women.
Lincoln Martinez
>they retconned something in Skyward Sword but I never played it so fuck if I know
minish cap is supposed to be the origin story for link's hat (fucking retarded, right?)
skyward sword retcons this because it is the first story in the timeline and establishes link wears his hat just because that is how people from his flying village dress
Carter Clark
The people that donate thousand + dollar are so nice.
Ian Rivera
Guess we saved it from the same thread.
Christian Watson
>MASTA DON
what did he mean by this? Was he a plantation slave?
Who was Master Don?
Brody Morales
I used to have to do that when I had DSL, because my fucking phone internet was faster than it.
Logan Howard
youre gonna step on it right
Carter Peterson
And looks like she's into games more than the other milkies chair sniffed gurl
Cooper Long
>look at me I'm a beautiful buttafly
James Harris
>that faggot too scared to put his hands on a woman.
Gavin Ross
>On break
>Music comes on
>She begins to loudly complain about how much she hates the music
Jackson Peterson
ultra sperg afraid to touch the hot chicks shoulders. id have my finger up her shitter
Brandon Wright
Bandori posting? Now I've seen everything
Justin Harris
this huge thing came out
wingspan is the length of my finger
Angel Jackson
>putting meat on a 'za you'll be dipping in a chicken curry anyway
Oh what's that, you eat yours plain? Sort your life out
Ayden Gray
>ban alt-right streamers and other problematic runners
>all the drama goes away
hmm
Jason Smith
>that chad who won't get #metoo'd
Jaxson Carter
>a girl will never take your hand and forcefully put it on her body
Charles Collins
Lucas Gonzalez
>id have my finger up her shitter
based
Joshua Scott
I use Miles as my go-to whenever someone needs proofs that trannies are mentally ill.
Julian Brooks
Robert Edwards
There's not even ice.....
Justin Roberts
>Oi! Turn off that focken tranny racket em tryan ta mettamorfisize ova here!
Jonathan Wood
cute
Alexander Lee
>she
Zachary Mitchell
Man, moths are adorable
Jackson Bennett
>she's
Parker Green
You're disillusion, comrade.
Alexander Robinson
You're a mommy now.
Carter Jackson
>proto gone
>all the drama goes away
Levi Sanders
She's a porker now
Charles Turner
>pun donos
Hunter Peterson
GOD DAMMIT I NEED TO FUCK HER
Jordan Sanders
i remember last time someone posted his twitter and it was just a ton of tweets to the effect of "i have boobs"
Kayden Martinez
Exactly. There's been people faking it with plastic ice cubes. It's just for the attention anyway.,
Jose Harris
Badass, mothbros are the best
What you gonna name it?
Juan Torres
kys
Juan Gomez
David Robinson
Samuel Diaz
i wish to inflict pain on the donators
Carson Williams
Why is Froppy so goddamn cute?
Cooper Gray
looks like somebody drew on it with pencil crayon
Ian Peterson
Justin Stewart
he can't eat that whole thing
Levi Flores
Still would. Imagine that huge ass.
Jeremiah Reed
That's what Ezlo is supposed to be? The origin of the hat? I always thought he was just one of the 'gimmicks'. I don't know what's dumber, making a backstory for the hat, or going to the absurd degree of fucking retconning that story out of existence. Does Vaati have any lasting effects elsewhere or is he also just as worthless?
Lucas Barnes
Joseph Butler
What? it's nice that GDQ get's more people every year to donate and break their record.
Jordan Turner
based moth poster
Aiden Peterson
Because she could tongue your asshole from any position.
Jason Clark
>Peek orbiter captured on video
Lincoln Jones
Ethan Campbell
Ryan Reyes
congrats on being a moth papa
it's almost like 99% of speedrunners don't give a shit about politics (or at least don't let them interfere with their streams), and the minority who do don't know how to talk about anything that isn't remotely related.
Asher Cruz
>She
Nicholas Morgan
you lyin
Sebastian Williams
>miku on couch
this year seems pretty good already
Nathan Gray
Carter Richardson
you mean 5 seconds ago? that's literally his CURRENT twitter feed
Samuel Wright
>and it was just a ton of tweets to the effect of "i have boobs"
Still is
Robert Thomas
In the climate of today where women just decide they were molested and abused or groped or violated on a whim, and guys are guilty until proven more guilty, I don't blame him
Jaxson Bennett
What do you think he smells like Yea Forums?
Anthony Myers
post more anime
post more /u/
post it all
Daniel Ward
Aoi
Yuuki
Gavin Morales
Ass Cocoon.
Ethan Williams
Xavier Diaz
Jesus Christ
Caleb Fisher
holy shit no wonder why he always looks greasy, they keep him locked in a trunk between events
Ethan Scott
Burnt spoons and a bread line.
Camden Collins
>touching women in 2000 + 19 years after the first sermon of our lord and savior Jesus Christ
He made the smart move, he would just end up getting accused of rape later on.
James Johnson
fat
Sebastian Foster
Stale beer and sweat.
Jayden Garcia
>Still would
Yeah, it's okay, not everyone can have standards
Christopher Wright
Parker Torres
niggas iffy uh
Adrian Adams
>gain all that weight
>still committed to the midriff exposing wardrobe
is she in denial or just brave
Hunter Jackson
nah. go dilate, tranny. then join your boys in the 40 percentile
John Watson
Guess how I know you are a virgin
Anthony Mitchell
>2:00 (((speedrunning)))
Why is this allowed?
Nathan Jenkins
>moth posters
William Russell
I still like her tummy, a lot of the fat went to her arms. Pic was peak though
Levi Bailey
It's ok, she grabs his hand at the end and is putting it on her shoulder out of frame
Christopher Lopez
isn't that the boobs girl?
Alexander Hill
>hey user stop watching that shitty cringefest and come fuck me in a the cemetery
Evan Thompson
I'm not going to name it because it's a wild free creature and naming is a human construct
I am going to try hand feeding her some honeysuckle or warm honey water solution (it feeds like a hover bird apparently) then I will release it and it will get eaten instantly by some fucking nigger bird
Wyatt Ward
>taken the entire week off work
who the fuck is (he) trying to impress?
Nolan Davis
jesus, so it wasn't just a phase? how can anyone say that isn't mental illness
David Murphy
>I still like her tummy
she's sucking in her gut
Zachary Long
>people actually use their precious vacationdays for this shit
What is wrong with these """people"""?
Chase Johnson
Charles Torres
Speedrunning is relative you fucking moron. It doesn't have a cutoff time, it just means beating the game faster than usual.
I don't give a fuck if you're baiting or not, there's too many retards who believe what you're saying.
Julian Cook
reminder that proto is "doublegearsys" now. there's 4 of him now. :)
Grayson Perez
thank you for being a friend
Ethan Hall
Besides the mascot drama and annoying poyos this has been a pretty good gdq
Lucas Wood
Ohh, wait. Was she a great big fat person?
Bentley Hall
>girl
Angel Moore
>not even attending the event
>you retards still bring it up
R E N T
F R E E
Christian Miller
nice try shitlord
there's 5 of him now
Michael Bailey
This reminds me I need to keep playing vtmb
Asher Butler
I took all week off. What are you going to do about it Eugene?
Ryan Wood
I feel way to old to be posting on Yea Forums
Isaiah Jackson
>is there anything more cringy or sad?
Grown ass men playing video games as a job
Carson Hill
>Brutally ostrize anyone who dares question SJW overlords
>Community as a whole clams up, with most runners in their -pre SGDQ practice streams talking about how they're worried they're going to say something and get in trouble for thought crime.
Ha ha we got rid of the fascists!.
Matthew Bennett
>nonverbal catgirl
Zachary Long
...
Colton Brooks
>cemetary
if you stopped being a generic conformist then maybe
Wyatt Howard
There's no statue of limitations when it comes to making fun of someone who constantly humiliates themselves.
Joseph Robinson
There's no limit to the onions some people consume
Zachary Anderson
Woa, is this true? Do you have any sauce? GDQ just isn't the same without trannies and drama.
Logan Wood
Wrong. I'm not a virgin and I really don't care if you don't believe me. However I would never touch a woman that I am not in an intimate relationship with, or one who is family. However, my perspective may be different because my dad got accused of rape by his secretary after he fired her, and he almost went to jail. The charges were only dropped when the 18 year old girl was told she would have to go to court and say under oath that he raped her, and she backed out because she was lying. That has colored my opinion of random women for the past 8 years.
Brayden Carter
unironically and sadly based
Hudson Robinson
same
Landon Taylor
Sry I don't speak esl
Jordan Ramirez
Show me your dances anons!
Tyler Mitchell
>people still bring up a very prominent member of previous GDQ's
whoa...
Tyler Thomas
poverty stream where
Noah Adams
I am going to shitpost loudly and call your sanity into question. Do you live in one of those Scandi shitholes that get 9 months of vacation or some madness?
Blake Baker
Oof
Robert Harris
Jordan Gomez
Why you bitch ass white boys so obsessed with trannies there aren't even any here quit postin that gay shit
Owen Harris
I used to feel that but now I don't give a shit, 32 years old here
Charles Bennett
How old are ya, user?
Cooper Barnes
Joshua Walker
Some people have nothing else going on worth using their vacation time on. Some people also seem to just have endless amounts of it, I have a bud who seems to go out of town every other week.
Brody Powell
Did you do the thing
Alexander Gonzalez
Reminds me of the based tranny who did that Ultima 5 run and commentated the entire thing with an upward inflection
Gabriel Long
proof
Chase Hernandez
what do I do lads? I like tomboys but I hate trannies
Kayden Wood
cant wait to laugh when the viewers drop
Thomas King
Evan Bennett
are you trying to kill it?
Parker Harris
jesus christ user cut some air holes
Asher Bennett
>Couch/Runner uses injokes from their stream or their specific speed running community
>Nobody in the crowd reacts
Parker Cox
Nathaniel Butler
Hunter Gomez
Why didn't you use an actual representative image in the OP you fucking idiot
Juan Johnson
But why? 90% of the runs are boring as hell, cringeshit barely happens any more, and Yea Forums usually just posts tranny shit/creepy IRL girl pics of runners or porn/food in these threads. Its okay to watch on your free time but not dedicate entire week or days off for.
Dylan Anderson
just release it
Liam Thompson
Bitching about bitching makes you a hypocrite.
Leo Campbell
Please let her go.
Grayson Ramirez
Eli Jones
If a game can't be finished in less than 15 minutes it doesn't qualify as a speed run.
Mason Cox
Levi Powell
37
Angel Foster
I don't care anymore, I shitpost and try to get comfy.
Based 32yo bro.
Thomas Powell
Fun fact: I can do this entire dance irl
Alexander Sanders
>tfw in 20 years there's going to be no such thing as tomboys and they're all just going to be trans
John Foster
go for it, it's the mtfs that are mindbroken
Parker Moore
>born a girl
Still puss. Let her live in whatever delusion you want. Give a fake name.
Ayden Edwards
How many levels are there per zone in this game
Angel Robinson
What the fuck happened? This great friendly banter, this amazing crowd interaction, is GDQ back?
Lincoln Nguyen
he's absolutely right, FSA > MC
Kevin Jones
Capcom made a good zelda this game is fun and looks so good.
Aaron Gray
Have some standards and pick out the good tomboys.
Dylan Roberts
holy fuck, kill it with fire
Logan Wright
If I'm going to take a week off I can always know GDQ is running for me to watch. If GDQ is shit then I can always do literally anything else I'd normally do.
I get 4 weeks off like most people.
Dominic James
Post proof nigger
Camden Carter
Who the hell bangs those ugly ass trannies anyway?
Zachary Evans
>ORB was a good idea
ISHYGDDT
Luke Morales
Josiah Carter
Leo Evans
If a person says something like this they don't qualify as a fan of speedrunning
Wyatt Kelly
At least they're getting paid which isn't your case jannie
Alexander Taylor
You have all week to prove it.
Parker Brooks
We both know that sure isn't a reason why this happens or does anybody here ever talk about Darkman or that guy that was in the last break?
William Watson
oh god, don't remind me. I actually wanted to check out that run but it was impossible to follow
Alexander Clark
Here I go!
Jack Garcia
They don't do that at GDQ. Because it would be ridiculous. They only do that when they're privately streaming a world record attempt in their own time.
Ian Fisher
Jack Ramirez
you can't just say that and not show us user
Bentley Campbell
I know I have no room to criticize, because I take time off from work and BBQ for E3 but this is silly.
Also why does it seem like this shit is happening every few months? I thought it happened in January?
Juan Evans
based werster
gay
Ian Butler
this is too cute
delet
Wyatt Price
She wants hormones, that means she's going to dry up downstairs and grow a freakishly large clit.
Julian Martin
Because if you call it that you'd be labelled as transphobic and a bigot. The following mob will drag you through the mud, find your personal details, and call your wageslave boss up in an attempt you get you fired and have you on the street
Lincoln Fisher
>ok but we gotta be back in time for dmc
Gavin Wright
I've missed all of GDQ so far due to being at work. ANYTHING HAPPEN?
Carson Williams
>forcing a moth to spend its extremely short lifespan watching GDQ.
user please have mercy on it
Liam Myers
Connor Ortiz
Luke Hughes
Samuel Nelson
>Edo used to be cute
user, she still is cute!
Eli Perry
3 and there's 4 zones
Cooper Roberts
Did they ever say why He's not here this event?
Robert Evans
Dude it's almost impossible to fully seal it air tight with wrap. Besides it's small so it can make the air least in there for days.
Matthew Watson
They do it twice a year, once in January and once in June
Liam Bailey
>mtfs that are mindbroken
boobs.
girl.
Elijah Sanders
Jordan Murphy
>thinkpad
Charles Bell
I'm 20 and you're literally my father's age. Since when do you come here?
Austin Martinez
she's gonna be on hormones, which means you're gonna be fucking the bearded lady in short order
Daniel Howard
>like most people
It's actually becoming more common for companies to only give you 2 weeks a year starting and earn more weeks through veteran status.
Daniel Hughes
I was gonna make fun of this guy but then I realised he has a wife, kids, and a job and I don't
Kayden Roberts
>mascot drama
there is literally nothing wrno
Juan Bell
Good luck Legosi!
John Hill
hired audience
E3 did it
Hudson Nelson
I bet you can't wait for the Chrono Trigger finale
Zachary Nelson
Thanks user I am finally getting around to playing this game its pretty fun
Ryder Gonzalez
>her
Josiah Evans
All of the Capcom Zelda's are good. OR so I've been told I've never been able to finish a single one of them.
David Rivera
I will tomorrow
Chase Collins
Convince her that being trans is stupid and she can still be a tomboy.
Jaxson Powell
hylics speedrun in 2 days lads
Ethan Parker
You are saying that like its a bad thing
Chase Wilson
I've been at my company for 7 years. So I am part of the latter.
I'll die a poorfag, but at least I only work 4 days a week for 11 months of the year.
Jackson Gomez
>implying you would bother wearing something that shows your midriff if you're just going to suck it in constantly
Yeah, no.
Jeremiah Richardson
>this is Yea Forums's favorite handheld zelda
HAHA FUCKING WOW
Its fucking boring
Evan Parker
shut the fuck up and make it yourself next time
Carson Nguyen
Leo Price
Is its fate tied with the deathless run?
David Sanders
kys eugene
Joseph Evans
> grow a freakishly large clit.
Proof
Ethan Ramirez
Trans rights!
Benjamin Perez
>later: streets of rage
ew 1
Logan Perez
Wtf, are you british?
Brandon Young
nintendo games in general are boring as fuck
Alexander Garcia
buck angel
Parker Peterson
lel
Noah Powell
Fuck moth
Aiden Butler
based retard
GDQ passes sell out in 15 minutes since attendance is so limited
Julian Fisher
This feels like a let’s play
BORING
Parker Cooper
I'm thinking of launching the opposite of GDQ, it would be ''longruns'' where the objective is to 100% and finish a game as slowly as possible, would you guys watch it?
Jaxon Lee
>Please have mercy on it
>I will
>tomorrow
What.... what are you planning user?
Owen Morales
Austin Cox
imagine being an insect
every minute is an eternity
and youre stuck watching a two hour zelda run
Carson Hill
with the exception of Mario you are correct
Ryan Wood
so youre gonna make a letsplace channel in 2019?
Alexander Watson
no
William Morales
>playing osrs with stream and thread to the side
Joseph Williams
John Murphy
don't project
Ryder Hall
>One Copy of Legend of Zelda: Minish Cap please
Lucas Carter
>>buck angel
Brody Reyes
I wish someone would sniff my butt like that.
Brayden Young
they make most money towards the end from """"""""""""""""""""""""""anonymous"""""""""""""""""""""" donations
Owen Lopez
My dick!
Joseph Morris
He isn't even the oldest person in the thread.
Cooper Carter
what did she mean by this
Aaron Robinson
Levi Sanchez
>torturing a moth
Pretty based of you user!
Mason Brooks
Is your dad's name Deano?
Aiden Flores
When will user take his cosplaying daughter to SGDQ dressed as Jack the Ripper?
Jeremiah Ramirez
>have to turn on the Armos to get past them
legit creative
Jason Powell
>girl @ SGDQ
doubt.jpg
Jaxon Parker
Imagine....
Cooper Cruz
that thing has had nothing to eat in months, breaking out of the cocoon alone used a ton of its energy. keeping it til tomorrow is a death sentence, even if it survives that long it wont have the energy to hunt. may as well just squish it now and put it out of its misery
Robert Long
>Yea Forums
>any% is retarded, they barely play the game and skip everything
>also Yea Forums
>this run has too few skips, feels like a let's play
Jace Wood
>couldn't post for a min
That was scary
John Wood
We need more fumos, there aren't enough on the couch. There was ZERO reason to ban them outside of hating fun, there's nothing offensive about a fumos.
So you want to make Shitty Games Done Slow?
Jaxson Howard
Apparently people moving their eyebrows when they accidentally look at you causes post traumatic stress disorder.
Carter Wood
My dad impregnated a girl 5 years older than him, if that's the reason of your question.
Hudson Gray
Robert Brown
delet
Nolan Rodriguez
This stream is boring at the moment so here's a question, which Pokemon did you choose for your starter each gen?
Gen 1: Squirtle
Gen 2: Blaziken
Gen 3: Mudkip
Gen 7: Rowlet
Aiden Phillips
You had a problem posting?
Henry Murphy
>So you want to make Shitty Games Done Slow?
yes
Nathaniel Perez
>alright welcome to the marathon guys
>for our first run, we've got mario 64!
>run starts
>put down controller and leave
>stream stays up for years just showing the title screen and a timer
yeah i'd watch it
Lincoln Evans
Justin Cox
Dafuq are you trying to imply with that?
Gavin Allen
Did someone say PRIZES?
Blake Scott
Imagine giving Hiro fucking money. Not even regular money but fucking bit coins. Holy shit dude.
Brody Mitchell
So did I.
Ryder Phillips
Longruns are semi competent casual playthroughs without commentary since let's plays became a thing on SA faggot
Blake Gonzalez
fuck incels
James Collins
No. Pretty sure people have done that before - ZFG (100% Ocarina of Time record holder) mentioned it on his stream. He said it wasn't very popular. Which makes perfect sense.
You don't have to like speedruns by the way - there are other competitive forms of gaming, esports tournaments for example. But "longrunning" - why would I give a shit watching you play it when I can play it myself? The point of watching speedrunning is that it takes a huge amount of practice and therefore skill. Same with esports tournaments.
Jason Taylor
you can use paypal as long as you visit the 4channel pass page
Grayson Robinson
>they make most money towards the end from """"""""""""""""""""""""""anonymous"""""""""""""""""""""" donations
What are trying to says this is fake? Don't you think someone would have caught on if it was maybe your just jealous.
Carson Torres
Gen 1: your granny
Gen 2: your mother
Gen 3: your sister
Gen 4: your daughter
Jordan Lopez
Hey anons get up and stretch your muscles and drink some water.
William Wright
Fuck this I'm going to go to bed. Hope I wake up before Zombies Ate My Neighbors.
Brody Moore
Daniel Hernandez
1. charmander
2. totodile
3. treecko
4. piplup
5. smugleaf
6. fennekin
7. litten
8. scorbunny
why are fire pokemon so based?
Henry Martinez
have you ever seen honey i shrunk the kids?
Jaxson Rivera
This game has so much fucking soul. 2D Zelda is always just so good, give me more Nintendo you jap fucks
Chase Gomez
Hmm, do you guys want me to go and get some honeysuckle now? I know where it's growing, it's just 15 mins walk from the house.
Caleb Hall
Why the fuck would I want to give that chink money? Its not even a one and done thing its like 20 bucks per six months or something pathetic like that.
Matthew Myers
Have I missed any cringe
Wyatt Thompson
How are you wasting your time until DMC?
Nicholas Cox
Rick Moranis was great.
Jacob Carter
His hair looks relatively un-greasy here. Did someone tell him to wash?
Justin Moore
they already have that, its called limit break or something, the runs are 50 hours long and they stream the entire thing
Lucas King
Literally just have a Persona 5 run
Brayden Davis
Cameron Myers
>glitching out of the map with the mole mitts
Jaxon Jenkins
>gen 2
>blaziken
??????????????
Luke Williams
Do it or free it.
Landon Cox
It's like no matter what Yea Forums seems to complain, what an unpleasable shitty person
Sebastian Robinson
2D games are just so boring to watch
Brody Cooper
something tells me you wont ever have your finger up anyones shitter
Lincoln Cruz
I just had an amazing orgasm in the shower. Wanted to share that with everyone. Way stronger than any orgasm I had sitting in my chair looking at porn.
Brandon Roberts
its one time a year 20 bucks
i spend more money on booze on a weekly basis
you have to be real fucking poor if you cannot spare the cash for that
its worth not having to work for free for the google jew every time you shitpost
Jordan Gray
Playing Civ 6.
Logan Jackson
He sounds like a Deano
Austin Parker
OOT runners (Cosmo) on literal suicide watch from that sick burn lmao
Eli Martin
Daniel Walker
Imagine being an unpaid wage slave for a captcha system.
Cameron Lopez
ZFG BTFO
Ryan Hill
zoom fucking zoom
John Campbell
>squirtle
>totodile
>mudkip
>chimchar
>snivy
>chespin
>popplio
chespins the best one fight me
Gabriel Gray
Still haven't explained the "why."
Angel Phillips
2D games are boring, so are Zelda games generally. This is the worst of both,
Eli Cruz
hottest meme of last year, grandpa
Benjamin Bennett
something like sm64 70 star is ideal. it still mostly looks like you're playing mario, you aren't just fucking around in oob. there are still glitches, but they're impressive looking skill/movement based glitches. most importantly, it's only like 45 minutes for the run so it doesn't overstay its welcome.
this run is too long, and while it isn't incomprehensible nonsense with glitches, it's also linear as fuck and not at all impressive to see executed
Alexander Hughes
Don't worry that's just the shower his mommy made him take before the event, he will be back to his old disgusting self in no time.
Jason Wood
do you have problems with reading comprehension perhaps?
>its worth not having to work for free for the google jew every time you shitpost
Cameron Campbell
drawing
Wyatt Morris
Gen 1: Bulbasaur
Gen 2: Cyndaquil
Gen 3: Treecko
Gen 4: Chimchar
Gen 5: They're all shit
Gen 6: Chespin
>implying I bought Gen 7 after how shit Gen 6 was
>implying I'll buy Gen 8 after how shit Gen 6 and 7 were
Ian Gray
>tfw waiting for summer sale so i can get the literal hundred dollars worth of DLC at a discount
Oliver Torres
based stretch poster
Jackson Williams
It's convenient for me because I dump images occasionally.
Lincoln Carter
Give me one good reason to give gook moot money.
Jacob Gutierrez
Fags are indeed strange creatures
Kayden Mitchell
ive never seen a game with so much soul
Nolan Hernandez
anyone else kinda tone out the commentator voices and just listen to the sweaty nerd breathing and fap
Gavin Johnson
NORF
Carson Smith
Why is the game picture so big?
Joseph Carter
which dmc is it lads
if its 1 zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jaxson Johnson
So that you can support the wonderful place called Yea Forums which you enjoy!
Carson Gonzalez
Alright, I'm gonna go jack off. Be back shortly guys.
Austin Rivera
70 star is a meme category.
Cooper Brooks
moths don't wanna be fed.. moths want to hunt!
Ethan Ward
Someone post the vocaroo.
Josiah Hall
>you have to be real fucking poor if you cannot spare the cash for that
I would literally rather throw twenty bucks down a sewer than give it to that fucking scumbag. I'd rather pay money to post in twitch chat (oh wait I already did that)
Nathan Morris
a friend asked me to play ffxiv with them so i'm doing that
Cooper Myers
what are you gonna jack off to chief
Aaron Fisher
emphasis on "short" lmao
Isaiah Brown
It sucks because the gold edition costs a fucking arm and leg. I'm gonna do the same.
Can still play a majority of the mods with just R&F and GS though.
Matthew Torres
Huh?
Why don't you have it muted? Gross.
Colton Bennett
this is always relevant.
Leo Clark
I'm waiting to fap with Yea Forums
Henry Peterson
>I'd rather pay money to post in twitch chat (oh wait I already did that)
James Peterson
Would you fuck your friend if it was asked of you?
Dylan Gray
What are you guys gonna jerk off to tonight? You ARE going to jerk off soon, right?
Liam Brown
Angel Wright
>Why don't you have it muted?
cause the struggled breathing and gasps turn me on
Jackson Roberts
Nathan Cook
Wow I guess I should have spent that money on a Yea Forums pass xD
Andrew Rodriguez
probably boobies
Nicholas Fisher
I don't feel like it
Jacob Kelly
467721379
>3dpd
Im not even going to look for madotsuki someone do it for me thanks
Ryan Russell
Chadmander
Totodile
Mudkip
Chimchar
Oshawott
Froakie
Rowlet
Grookey (i'm not paying any money for Sw/Sh, pirating the shit out of it lol)
rate my tastes
Ian Rodriguez
nope. i don't like men.
Parker Thompson
nah, the SSRIs pretty much limit masturbation to once a week.
Ryder Scott
Go back to twitch chat. You paid for it.
Noah Lewis
FERAL DRAGON PUSSY
Isaiah Stewart
>oh no, this isn't that great. Noooo
What a fucking bitch. No one cares if you don't like it bitch, do your job and shut up
Xavier Richardson
why is she vibrating
Bentley Garcia
>be me
>nasa is in full swing
>during super metroid meh
>I go to a speedrunners stream I frequent
>ask if he's going to attend nasa in the future
>he asks what nasa is
>I explain it as 'gdq in it's max comfy days'
>the shit hits the fan
>the chat explodes
>he goes off on this long-winded 10 minute tirade about equality, tolerance, soul searching, and all of this other shit
>his entire chat is chimping out right along with him
>they call me a racist, bigot, intolerant, and all of that
>the usual mob mentality, prison shanking went down
>100 v 1
>I obviously left
I still don't know what happened. I could almost understand the whole tranny/anti-tranny aspect of it, but if he didn't know what nasa was, then how could he have possibly thought I meant 'no trannies' when I said 'gdq in it's max comfy days'? Even when I rephrased and clarified what I meant, he still wasn't having it.
Was I really in the wrong? Was it because he's a gdq cuck? Does he just not want any competition for his precious gdq? Was it because he was a nigger?
I just don't see why someone can't enjoy both.
Julian Sanders
To twinks
Joseph Russell
Don't blame the woman, blame the guys who watch this and donate. If I could get donations doing the same you better believe I would.
Noah Torres
why is spyro nervous?
Joseph Ross
Today is my day off, but goddammit if you guys aren't making it hard.
Joseph Richardson
how much of a pussy do you have to be to take SSRIs
Lucas Reed
Very, very based.
Liam Mitchell
What the fuck is the name of the last cycle?
Christopher Ramirez
nobody runs any% and 120 star drags. 70 star is ideal
Jonathan Myers
this anonymous guy sure is wealthy AND he doesn't want to leave a comment? i knew this site was filled with good people
Brayden Watson
Why is one of the prizes a spyro vibrator
Juan Cruz
okay
Jordan Ward
Can't get immersed, a girl would never actually talk to me.
Caleb Martin
PERFECT
P I T S
David Martin
Cunny
Jeremiah Ross
m o r e
Alexander Adams
as much of a pussy as the other 20% of the population that takes them.
Logan Torres
all of the anonymous donations are me
John Scott
0-7 I go out for a beer run
8-9 I have to watch sgdq sober
Christian Wright
I can post in both. In fact, given that I'll be at GDQ tomorrow I can post in two places at once AND be on camera.
Caleb Phillips
Remiposter should play vidya with me too!
Oliver Morales
Well Yea Forums what is the best handheld zelda for me is a link between worlds
Xavier Jackson
holy shit he's back
GDQ is saved
Zachary Collins
Of which you never post.
Jonathan Evans
that artist needs to draw more dragon pussy tbdesu
Henry Scott
so incredibly pussy
Cameron Hernandez
do you think the speedrunners fuck at these events
Andrew Hughes
NEW
NEW
Michael Green
Tell us the streamers name user
Grayson Thomas
etheross fell off the face of the internet
Zachary Reyes
what kind of games do you like?
Ethan Rivera
And you want to mock people for wasting their money. What a clown you are. What a buffoon.
Hunter Cooper
nope, hrt gave me a loss of libido and now I don't even enjoy porn anymore
Noah Harris
of course. there are well-known speedsluts in the community that are super easy lays.
Jason Parker
I don't believe that really happened. I think you made up the whole scenario to get some (You)s from unsuspecting anons.
Andrew Gutierrez
Muse Dash user, please stop posting
Levi Murphy
I guess so. Not everyone can be a big strong man like you.
Matthew Jenkins
We know Stivitybobo did, with someone else's wife.
Lucas Bennett
recommend me monster girl doujins Yea Forums
Juan Lewis
LA for me
Part of that has to be because of nostalgia but I also like the overworld a lot
Gavin Wilson
kys pedo
Joseph Roberts
Link's Awakening
Nathan Gonzalez
Whoa based.
Gabriel Scott
guess so. pussy.
Grayson Jackson
Cyndaquil sounds like a sleeping medication
Nolan Smith
thats amyth not etheross
and im pretty sure etheross is back
Lincoln Cooper
I've never been fond of the GB Zelda games and the DS ones are just annoying to play, so it's only Minish Cap, ALBW and Triforce Heroes. I guess Minish Cap? Is a very charming game.
Zachary Ramirez
Jaxon Carter
NASA is a joke, user. They decided it would be based and redpilled to just be ironically bad at games instead of try and that's why the threads kept dying this year. The only one that survived the night was due to me pity bumping it and making up 25% of the posts.
Nolan Peterson
you're seething, user. that makes you a pussy too.
Christopher Murphy
>blaziken
>gen 2
are you high?
Dominic Reed
Cringe
Nathaniel White
you're the one who seethed so hard you had to take pills to cope
Gavin Cooper
I posted a little bit but honestly I was busy and couldn't be bothered. Every time I tuned in to the stream they were playing something I had no interest in.
Jose Harris
You forgot the best one. Link's Awakening
Nathan Rivera
Colton Anderson
Where do I find that. Asking for a friend haha.
Josiah Perry
Roguelikes, fighters, and rhythm games.
Solution on steam
Justin Ramirez
have you talked to your dad if you were planned? I cant immagine any sane male wanting to care for a child at 17 jesus christ.
Alexander Brown
I said the GB Zelda games. LA is pretty fun but there's just something I don't enjoy about them, maybe it's just how the constant item swapping breaks the flow of the game severely. Maybe the remaster will fix that since we'll now have more buttons to use.
Tyler Allen
What would be the point of that? So he can tell anons on Yea Forums that ask if he was planned or not if he was?
Robert Thompson
LA is literally the only GB Zelda. The rest are GBC and later.
Christopher Perry
It's literally the first zelda gb game
Wyatt Ross
>anyone who posts caleb shit gets insta permabanned in GDQ chat
LMAO someones salty as fuck.
Levi Rivera
>caught on
oh sweet summer child
Andrew Cruz
Maybe that new Atelier girl, maybe Voreshit
Benjamin Roberts
>you need lies to get (you)'s
No, I really don't. It happened but you're going to believe what you want.
Gabriel Peterson
steamcommunity.com
send me a friend invite if you'd like. idk if our tastes intersect.