Three of these bad boy's deep and on hour 35 of a JRPG binge

>Three of these bad boy's deep and on hour 35 of a JRPG binge
I fell for the boomer memes and actually got addicted to these things

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Be careful, user. I don't want you having a heart attack.

I can feel my heartbeat in my ears and I have a headache, my right hand is slightly swollen too but I think that's related to all the loli doujins I've been fapping to.

I just cracked open can #4, if I die then I'm glad.

only 4? pussy

I've been drinking them daily for a month now and they don't make me feel anything anymore (but skipping them makes me feel tired for the rest of the day). Take care not to get dependent on boomer swill

>mfw drinking 6 of these for the midnight release of DMC5

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I feel awful just drinking a second can in one day.
Also Ultra Zero a shit. OG still the best

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OG tastes like shit

Better than the salty drink that is Ultra zero, you dumb sipmemer

i actually literally drove down to my store to buy 3 of these and drove right back home. i was sippin and drivin with 1 hand

Why not drink water instead? Nothing is better than water for hydration.

Can you guys literally believe i used to have a 711 NEXT DOOR to my house, i cold just walk down the street and load up 24/7

AND NOW IT'S CLOSED AND THERE ARE NO GOOD 24/7 STORES NEAR ME

real niggas sip on this

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I work on a grocery store, 1/3 of customers buy these things, most of them use cargo pants, sunglasses and shit like that.
The most difficult part is trying to be serious when talking with them.

Your heart's going to fucking explode

Assault is the best. eat shit and die

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i like quite a lot vr46 monster

Kek

OP I just want you to know I jerked off 3 maybe 4 times today?

kino can

this just shows that viral marketing and shilling works.

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gonna be sipping on one of those and getting down to some dark souls momentarily

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this guy hair reminds me of the JUST guy

>ACTUALLY fell for astroturfing
Really?

Also, I know a dude with cancer who is convinced he got it because of Monster, so watch out.

hurr durr chemicals bad

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yeah a lot of people are believe retarded horse shit what a noteworthy insight

someone should find and dox the reactionary that works as an influencer for this gay brand

This was the last post from user before he fell over dead from Monsterâ„¢

holy shit you did it

you managed to capture Yea Forums in a single post

pretty much all the rehabs are great.

user

its time to stop
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why would anyone talk to the cash exchange machine, let alone tolerate being judged by it

What's worse for you, energy drinks or coffee?

Did you know that anyone who ever died all had one thing in common? They all drank H2O.
Coincidence? I think not. BAN THIS FILTH RIGHT NOW

Zoomerjuice for sure

who else tried this flavor? found it alright, sorta like a cross between ginger ale and mountain dew.

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Energy drinks by far.
Coffee is just bean water.