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Pepperoni pizza is always shite.

Me too brother *wink wink*

Friendly reminder that pepperoni is shit.

>attoseconds

GTA San Andreas is pretty good

Hawaiian a best, unironically

based retard

with extra sauce *wwwwiiiiink

Spot the redditors that always order meme toppings that no one else likes, like supreme or buffalo chicken

>food analogy

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>uh... open world bad

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Fixed

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based

>Not apology
one job

You order cheese only or else you die.

Like to drizzle some ranch on mine *wiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnkkkkkkk*

>american """pizza"""

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>food as a metaphor

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>food analogy
spot the American

By that logic BOTW should be good, this is good open world: variety; not the fucking same test twelve times

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those are za

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Deus Ex style open ended levels that progress linearly vs open world narrative driven halfway stuff like GTA, botW vs legitimate open world sandboxes like Kenshi

Why is /ck/ invading Yea Forums all of a sudden today.

>attoseconds

looks like someone puked all over the big pie

>food analogies

HELLO AMERICA

>finely crafted linear game packed full of content

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>food analogy
fucking mutts with your dogshit 'pizza' bleh

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>By that logic BOTW should be good
And it is.

>olives
yikes

American pizza is a little redundant don't you think?

I'm starting to think that people who complain about open worlds being empty have never stepped outside. That's the nature of the beast. It's why you can make a very real argument that hub worlds are better for video game purposes for the most part

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>crappy filler locations to pad out the "OVER A SCRILLION DUNGEONS" stats

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>all of a sudden
>today

what are the chips of videogames Yea Forums?

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I'm sorry would you want a cock analogy because of how much of a faggot you are acting like right now.

where do these people come from

empty overworlds. left is a game with open world, but little to no content in a majority of the world, and even then most content is generic or boring. right is a world where content is evenly dispersed making se of all the space

>please give me attention, Americans!
You'll do better on /int/

>chips
those are french fries user

>video games should be just like real life
no thanks.

>hating on pizza
We'll do fucking gyros next time, Giannis.

That pizza needs some more ingredients on it

It's pretty interesting that no one on this website can agree on a good open world game. Everybody can shit on the popular ones all day and night but as soon as they are asked what a "good" open world game is they don't have an answer.

Based on your pic, BOTW is good. :)

tempest x3

Fuck off French faggot

It's the "intrinstic vs extrinsic" argument, time and time again. People who desire tangible rewards don't explore for exploration's sake, and people who just wander aren't super concerned with finding some special treasure deep in the dank cave they just found.

Failed abortions mostly.

>steal everything from other nations
>make it shit

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We've been over this already. BTOW is good and no amount of your shitposting will change that

But the pic from the game you posted is a fine example of good open world. There's plenty of shit to do in San Andreas outside of missions and the city is fun to explore

heres your french fries

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Yea Forums - food analogies

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How is it good?

>Thinking every game should be some wacky 0-G with random bits of water floating around in the air to be as detached from reality as humanly possible.
Bro, if you're having troubles getting immersed, that's a you problem

American pizza > yurocuck dry crackers

Americans perfected pizza

IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS

reminder that someone made this picture unironically

>all content must take an hour every decision you make must be a significant time commitment

Thank god people like you don't make games.

There are tons of positive reviews you can read about BOTW to answer that.

All I'll say is that it's the only current console game I have 200+ hours in.

AND BEING SO FAT THAT YOU EAT COMPUTERS

Shepherd's Pie in America > Shepherd's Pie in England

t.

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A good game is like cheese pizza: it has cute little girls.

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No I order mushrooms, or olives. Sometimes no topping is preferred.

This. Based.
It's the same shit.

Cope

>be amerimutt
Every time I go to a place that has shepards pie they always bring out a cottage pie.

>do mission in open world game
>you leaving the mission area

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You faggots put corn and strawberries on your pizza.
Don't even fucking pretend you're human

based

rent free

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Why'd you cut off the rest of the image?

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all european cuisine sucks. yes, italian and french too.

Ah yes, delicious 'go 'za

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

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>calls others faggots when cock is the first thing that comes to your mind

Immersion is a buzzword used to justify shit game design.

bully is a great open world game

SA is the worst of the 3D era GTA games.

Strawberries on pizza sounds fucking delicious.
Strawberries on like most things sound fucking delicious.
Strawberries are fucking delicious.

you're forced to play as a nigger so it's bad

Why is it good?

>open world game discussions

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>french fries
those are chips user

Idk man. I have a buddy who lives in England and we've been back and forth.

Maybe it's because he lives in the literal hellhole wasteland known as Peterborough. I have another friend who lives in fucking Bedford.

I feel so sorry for England. You're so small that you have no escape from the hell.

Fruit pizza is godlike

People who want open world games to be super dense and have things and stuff every five fucking steps are just instant gratification morons.

and thats why spiderman SUCKS

SJWs and /pol/tards are really 2 sides of the same fucking coin

It’s empty and repetitive and they’re going to make the exact same thing again for the sequel because no one will criticize them

just like weebs and trannies

Nothing real to get. OP is a troll that just wants every game to be cluttered twitch shooters.

Or there are different games for different people and not every aspect of your personal taste profile of vidya has to be an ideological battleground upon which you crucify the non-believers you hyperbolenigger.

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>Huh duh bad foood

I've spent four years in the US for work and study. You have very strange ideas about our food and a much-too-high opinion of yours.

Is Jak and Daxter 3 good?

>He doesn't like strawberries
Enjoy your dead taste buds I guess

you are wrong. what defines open world os what the journey process is between hubs. if it is just holding W no matter how many big amazing hubs there are it is shit. If it is tonnes of fun to explore, survive or whatever then or can get by with only a few hubs.

>Ubisoft games

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left is BOTW

why are americans so obsessed with food

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inb4 "he's wrong, that looks good" bait

The problem is those pepperoni represent linear mission in what is supposed to be an open ended game encouraging exploration.

What game is this?

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What about that food makes anyone think they should be called chips?

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Mate, you eat toast sandwiches.

Bethesda games

Odyssey has been pretty good. Lots of incidental stuff like bandit camps as usual but also a lot of side quests.

Starbound
>Lots of promises
>End result is bland and boring with some pretty shit thrown onto it to try and fool people

every triple a western game ever made

>copypaste'd pepperonis

sounds about right

left: Jak 2 post game
right: Jak 2 krimzon guards during alert

mgsv if you remove one of the slices

Pizza like this should be illegal. If you have to lift a slice 6 feet into the air, there's no point in even baking it.

>content only exists in these obvious locations, so you're not incentivized to explore
Why not just make a linear game at this point?

As much as I love that image, I do dislike how breath of the wild was this giant open world game with just copy and paste shrines in like 2 towns. I keep saying it but I think botw was so popular because of it's engine with the cooking, climbing, burning grass, physics, chopping down trees, etc. People were more stoked on the fact they could do such fun things like that in a Zelda game.

top kek

so you can sell your game with 10h of content as 60h game

Because linear games don't have emergent gameplay.

samefag

>move to America
>make shit from home country
>it sucks because it's in a new country
I'm going to take my Italian leather boots to everyone's house and shine them inside your anuses.

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where are the pineapples?

Oh! right in the barrel of this gun! put your mouth on it and i'll send them down your fucking throat you subhuman.

In my stomach cause I already ate all the Hawaiian pizza
Shits fuckin good

>Too childish to accept pineapples as a topping under certain circumstances

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>not apology
spot the retard
yikes

Even the right ends up being shit 99% of the time.

This is why I am hype for death stranding I think it will combine open world with the original and best narrative style of kojimbles

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Obsessed
Arrest yourself

This is an underrated post.

I like that, though I also like some variety in content.

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No they arent

ok retard.

based

The best open worlds are the ones where the game guides you to where you're suppose to go. Just makes you think you found it on your own. Usually with the illusion of choice or multiple paths. But no matter what path you take, it leads to a series of events. You just think you found them yourself. Games like Dragon Quest or Zelda.

The bad open worlds are the ones that just dump you in a world and say "go figure it out yourself." Doesn't matter how much content the game has if none of it is balanced. See Skyrim, where 95% of the game is piss easy after you get 10 levels. But then you come up to the occasional quest that you need specific skills or a lot more levels to overcome. But it's surrounded by dozens of shit quests you can do at level 1. So there's no logic to it.

>he thinks those posts are bait
lol

If you cannot appreciate a proper salami either chorizo or pepperoni then you have braindeadly shit taste.

>be italian
>move to america
>open up pizza restaurant
>americans don't like it because it has less than 1k calories per 100g
>have to improvise
>it's shit now but there are more customers
Freedom

It was just a joke ding dong. I just think it's gross.

>open world should have just a bunch of shitty gimicks for "variety" instead of consistently good content.

>Food thread suddenly becomes a topic about America and Americans
And you turd worlders wonder why we call you obsessed.

more like obesed

kind of like wood chips
chips off of wood
therefore they are chips of a potato

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British people give random names to everything. And they're usually stretched out puns or allusions to something else.

>pepperoni pizza is bad
what a sad, sad little man you must be. I pity you.

> food analogy

I'd rather get one or two really good slices with multiple toppings than a shitty, greasy pie with nothing but ~15 slices of pepperoni on the whole thing. Pepperoni can be on my slice, but so can sausage, mushrooms, onions, beef, etc. as well as some garlic powder and grated Parmesan.

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> A FUCKING CASSEROLE

The only people I have ever met who like open world games are people who never finish the games they play 100%, or only play the main story.

Anyone who plays through and does everything inside of an open world game there is to do immediately will see just how much of a slog doing so is. They see how the whole point of the design (making the world massive with a bunch of shit you can do from the get go) always results in pointless tasks that aren't actually fun to accomplish overall and just there for the numbers because it becomes meaningless in the long run.

This is why they suck. Doing anything more than the bare minimum to complete the game is a chore.

left: botw
right: gta series

I don't really like open world but when it's in a city it's acceptable. sometimes open world city games can have bland worlds too though, like sleeping dogs. still better than glorified random terrain generator shit like botw, hzd, and skyrim

The reason bore of the wild is shit

>ctrl f 'bacon'
>0 results
What in the fuck where are my bacon bros at?

Left is no game ever, right is Ubisoft game
Op is Ubisoft shill

Bacon is haram

go away yurop

New Vegasfags absolutely blown the fuck out

Everyone is retartded but me.

Funny, Yea Forums used to praise them and shit on linear design. Everything goes full circle here.

You need to start thinking further beyond

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>food analogy

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>higher quantity (that always comes at the cost of quality) is good
Spoken like a true zoomer.

nope. non linear levels like deus ex or hubs like vtmb are better than pure linear or empty open worlds.

this isn't open world

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>open world = massive world
You're fucking retarded.

fixed
giga enormous maps are a bigger problem

stupid devs focus on how big a world can be instead on how interesting and well built a world can be made

building smaller maps does not guarantee better maps, but it decreases the chance on how empty the map feels

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Perfection

fixed

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It wasn't just Yea Forums. From like 2005-2010 or so, every game that wasn't open world was criticized for it, even on game review sites. I guess it was just the next big thing at the time and only now after so many shitty open world games do people realize it's not necessarily an indicator of quality.

Pepperoni Pizzas are so fucking greasy how do you people eat this shit?

>implying steak is better than pizza

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I love a good, well done steak!

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You are among a sea of teenagers.

If you can go anywhere you went then everywhere's the same and you're playing a game with level scaling and copy-pasted content.

DLC included

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I disagree; I played several 8 bit rpgs in the dragons quest/ultima series and enjoyed wandering around to different towns, caves, etc.
Occasionally i'd go where I wasnt powerfull enough and get killed quickly by overpowering enemies.

Adding the expansion for free just because they love the fans and truly enjoy working on their game

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Actually, legitimately this. There's no point to an open world if you're just eating the same pepperoni over and over again.

>he doesn't like PP

Why do americans call salame "pepperoni"?

Why is the only thing they put on the cheesy bread they call "pizza"?

Peperoni is fucking disgusting, I'll take the one on the left.

how to england?

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what genre is this?

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salami and pepperoni are different.

nice crisps, bruv

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lmao is that real

>He thinks this is good
If you had to eat the same fucking pizza every day you would get sick of it pretty soon, wouldn't you?

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KYS weeaboo
also You mean weebs and pedos.

>hold on, just have to dilate my pizza

Or they're fries.
Because they're fried potatoes.

Haitian mud pie

>not spology
retards