Yea Forums plays Fire Emblem: Geno Duo Escapo

LAST TIME
>After being shipwrecked, our heroes started gangbanging the suicidal teen knight girl
>finally getting their shit together, they found a 'super ugly' girl and recruited her
>they are now trying to get to safety while the enemy continues to attack them

Honestly, I had to look up the last thread because I don't remember the story to this trainwreck at ALL.


Any time is anal time, and I have some vodka, rum, and jagermeifter, so let's continue!

>What's going on?
I'm playing Duo Escapo, a terrible ROMhack made as a joke by two hackers. They themselves compared it to Gheb, which means you know what we're in for. The writing is terrible, the maps are awful. This game is just terrible.

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Alright, so here's the rules:
>I drink every time a sex joke is made
>I drink every time I cringe
>I drink every time I have to reset or cheat to save a unit

The game is not well designed, nor is it fair, and all of the stages thus far have been stupidly, pointlessly long, so yes, I'll be cheating occasionally.

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Oh boy, time for more liver destruction.

Siggy? Is that you? Or nigger?

>nigger Eliwood

Man this looks like a quality romhack, please continue.

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from what I understand, Siggy is range banned.

Why?

It's Nigger, last time I saw Siggy post he said his town was range banned for some reason so he could only mobile post, but that was about a year ago.

Oh boy, I didn't know you still did these threads you faggot.

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If I had to take a guess, his city was hit.

I came back with a potato PC a couple months ago to finally finish tacthack and do other shitty attempts at streaming...but now my PC is fixed.

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I will, of course, be streaming. As per global rules, I cannot share my stream name or link it, but you can search by game to find me if you want.

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Twitch or Mixer?

>not even 5 minutes in and there's ALREADY a sex joke

Will anyone be joining me in the drinking game?
twitch

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I would if I had any alchohol. I'm off tomorrow too so I could've afforded to get plastered.

...I'm going to count this as another sex joke since I think this is their attempt at post-sex bedhead.

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Take a FUCKING GUESS what they're about to say.

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Hookers!

Congratulations! Your prize is I take an extra drink.

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Kevin was a fucking beast of an armor, through and through, say what you want.

Rape and pillage

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twitch has defaults to filtering certain words but you can turn it off nigger

This is the map today. Doesn't this look fun?

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No, but let's barge into people's houses.

It takes effort to make maps this bad and bland. You could literally just use the already made FE7 maps.

I did. Certain words are permab&

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that's weird because when i streamed for people I'm pretty sure they got away with typing nigger and the like

Certain words on twitch are globally banned, like Nigger and Tranny.

okay, I chuckled.

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What.

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the.

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Oh god please tell me there's a rape joke here

Kevin was a fucking miracle of the universe. He was too good for this world

Fuck does anyone have a gif/webm of the time Kevin killed a boss in like 2 hits? I thought I had it but I seem to remember Siggy posted it to youtube and I can't find it now. It was insane, 4% chance to crit and fucking Kevin crits BOTH FUCKING TIMES! Siggy swears he didn't savescum for that but I don't believe that shit. It was still glorious

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FUCK?

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why does the loli sprite look miles better than the other OC sprites? Is it actually from one of the games and I just don't recognise it?

WHY

...I'm finishing my glass off that. What the hell?

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This is going to end in a loli rape joke, right?

>Murders a child for 4 gold
yes, it's baby guinevere from 7.

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no just murder

Yeah, that was their attempt at sex hair.

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>murder a perfectly good loli

Such a waste

...

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Oh hey Tethys what the fuck are you doing here?

Well shit.

I saw in the unit selection that dancers were called hookers...thank god they're all just 'dancers'

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...so I have no idea what to do.

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>22 speed
for what purpose?

wrong window to take a screenshot of.

I have no idea how to finish this. I stocked up on weapons, looted all the houses...

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Maybe it just ends in a certain amount of turns? Try to enter some of the houses again.

Oh! time-based enemy attack. Okay.

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I think one of my least favourite things about this hack is how few bosses there are.

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Knowing this hack if they added boss they would all be OP as fuck.

why was your webcam on for a few minutes

Still better than modern FE writing.

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so I could visibly react to loli murder.

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The only non-kaga FE with good writing is PoR, prove me wrong.

DRINK

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Order of the Crimson Arm.

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Romhacks don't count even if you're right

yes they do faggotron.

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>that fucking mini-portrait
Holy shit I'm dying.

you think that one is bad?

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>giving the player access to two dancers
bad idea.

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This sprite was done on purpose...

DANCE TRAIN WOO WOO

...

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>STR/MAG on dancers
why?

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holy shit that sprite looks like it was put through a randomizer

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Why the fuck does everyone have so much speed in this hack?

oh hi kent.

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OH HI SAIN

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I THINK I BUGGED OUT THE GAME

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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So are there any more lolis in this game?

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Oh noes is the thread autosaged?

no.

Amazing job nigger

I expected nothing and I'm still let down.

so only lau will murder a child.

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What the fuck is that thing on his face supposed to be, part of his bandanna? A visor?

HUEG

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She's a big girl

vega style visor, I think

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surtr when

DR I N K

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wjat?

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they couldn't fix the white in his eye...

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What the fuck is up with his left eye?

ANOTHER DRINK

should I switch to PoR randomized?

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honestly, I think the """charm""" of this romhack has worn off.

...did she get - on her skl?

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This hack just gets better and better.

yeah. I'll make a new thread and switch over after this chapter.

Sain killed the druid? Fuck that.

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GENERAL KENOBI

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S E X J O K E

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>I have a proposal for you

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what is even going on in this story?

>cringe drink

that's 3 glasses in now.

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>the rest of the group ... over this
S E X J O K E S A R E F U N N Y

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Jesus Christ please move on to PoR randomized

Does anyone have the most recent version for 6,7,8 randomizer? I think I have an older version.

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