>youtube
>[game] walkthrough
>>YO WHAT IS UP GUYS MY NAME IS GAMERMAN69 DON'T FORGET TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON AND SUBSCRIBE
Youtube
Camden Anderson
Ian Hill
>youtube
>[game name], with a million views
>10 minutes of an empty chair in front of a weird green screen background before the twitch(?) star stumbles into chair wiping food off his face and saying hi to random chat you can't see for half an hour before doing anything
Easton Thomas
>really useful [game] walkthrough in 100 parts
>most crucial part that shows rare boss tactic is the only one deleted for copyright
Nolan Brooks
>over 20 parts
>each one has a long intro and outro
Jack James
>your face is your money maker
>so why pair it with cheap plastic
Nicholas Gutierrez
Every. Single. Time.
I DON'T WANNA HEAR YOUR COMMENTARY, GAMERMAN!
Jonathan Price
Is this fucking 2012
How are you motherfuckers still seething
Michael Thomas
>youtube video on fixing x problem with y game or program
>video is made by some third-worlder with a horrible microphone and bad music blasting in the background
Robert Carter
>game audio is too quiet
>but you hear gamerman swallow and breathe
Asher Anderson
>youtube
>its garbage
why even bother?
Camden Taylor
>"How to [X] in [game]
>Video is exactly 15 minutes and the guy blathers about how a lot of people don't know how X works in the game but he'll explain it today, and how in previous game versions it was different blah BLAH BLAH
>His video catalogue is thousands of 15 minute daily videos about this single game
I see this shit all the time with Paradox games, drives me insane.
Blake Sanders
I watch a Korean dude play Cities Skylines in silence
Nolan Wilson
>search gameplay with as "(game) longplay"
>said longplays have no comentary
based
Luis Nelson
>tfw Sips and Robbaz let's plays have falled to the same fate
>cant even watch Sips rip his balls off at comfy city/colony building games anymore because he's too busy playing sponsored AAA shit, being interrupted by text2speech donations and talking to chat.
Isaac Rogers
>that video of the Japanese dude playing Minecraft for the first time
Connor Anderson
>get sick of spending 12 hours watching Arumba play CK2
>watch Long Play Short to see 40 episode Let's Plays condensed down to a single 20min video
>do this for all LP series now
>mfw I cant go back to normal 20min x 40episode LPs anymore
Alexander Stewart
>try to find an LP or youtube guides/tips for a less popular game
>the only person putting out decent content has a shitty voice and talks too slow
>have to play at 2x speed, mute the audio and turn on subtitles just to learn some shit I could've found on the wiki anyway
Dominic Turner
text2speech destroyed my faith in democracy, not everyone needs or deserves a voice to spout the same stale streamer meme.
I always feel like Long Plays require a certain mindset, the background noise/entertainment equivalent to a fine cigar. Only 2 or so streamers I ever found that matched that for me.
Joseph Evans
what game bro
Jackson Gutierrez
>be Yea Forums
>seethe at harmless shit
Isaac Nelson
Project Highrise
Blockhood
Dont Starve (like seriously, for as popular a game it is the only guy who does guides, tutorials and tips has the most fucking annoying voice and obnoxiously pretentious way of speaking)
Joseph Cooper
>add longplay to every gameplay search
>never have to deal with problems like OP
Christopher Baker
I don't have the time to waste 10 hours in watching each video
Joseph Butler
Text guides, user.
Andrew Ortiz
Thanks Alpha Protocol