This game sucks

>Have sex with my wife? I'd rather eat diarrhea than take her away from her bulls.

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How many girls do you think James and Mike have each slept with?

James: 1
Mike: 5

James doesn't get to say shit

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JAMES HAS TRAUMA

James? Yea, he's still around.

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i dont get it, why is he so scared? arent they friends?

imagine the smell

KOJIMASSSSSS

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Assigned friends.
James had a real friend once. His name was bootsy

James isnt friends with manlets. Thats why James didnt give Bootsy money for the Board James dvds.

I wish they actually mocapped James instead of NWR. I would've bought the game day one.

Can an Amerifat explain to me how the hell is even happens? I can understand a couple of lardos in an extended social circle, but how do you wind up with EVERY SINGLE person you know being a fatass? Does one person balloon up and everyone else take that as permission to let go? Is it like how married couples begin to resemble each other over time where you gain second-hand pounds just from being around fatties? Do they act like junkies and push their shitty junk food on their friends like it was so much cheap hood crack? How do you prevent the furniture from being crushed underneath their humongous carriage?

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That was mike and Ryan's decision
James is just their employee

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IT SUCKS SO HARD IT FUCKS

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His videos were better when they were shorter and to the point. Now they are padded with so much bullshit.

Fat people have gravitation pulls that cause them to collect together
But you could have just asked a brit, considering their obesity rate is neck and neck with murica and actually higher then americas if you remove the niggers

>tfw you realize that Mike was the one playing in the games in 90% of the golden era AVGN videos and james is literally trash at vidya

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>tfw remember seeing that video for the first time when it was uploaded

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WHERE DID THE HAIR GO

wait, you mean, Mike was the one who played the games and James was the one who did the commentary on them?

Angry Video Game Nerd?
More like Angry Video Game shitsucker!

and writing the scripts.

Why did you spoiler niggers user?

That is correct. Not always, but very often it was Mike writing the scripts and recording the gameplay.

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That can't be real, do you have anything to back that up?

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