What's the most American game I can play while I enjoy the most American drink?

>t. fat amerifattard

Why are Euros so passive aggressive and mean spirited bros?
We're just trying to live love and laugh and Euros just want to get mad at us for having fun

Because Hiroshimoot doesn't get ad money unless the site traffic is high, so he has to drawn in a bunch of shitty third-world countries to populate the boards. Hence why we have so many off-topic America bashing threads all the time that are allowed to reach bump max, but posts criticizing other countries’ vidya policies get deleted.

FEAR THE WRATH OF THE U S A

Because they never tasted true freedom so they start seething like this faggot

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Don't mix your weebshit with an actual good country

you non americans make spicy food too spicy for us white people so we had to make a food too sweet for you non americans

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I bet you drink alcohol

Fuck that Mt. Dew noise.

This is where its at. My grandparents used to always send some to me before they passed.

Shame about the recipe change, but you can still get it original in the states off Amazon.

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Your assrage only makes my freedom (and my drink) sweeter.

Drinking soda IS normalfag. hello, you fucking retarded brainlet, look around America. Nothing but huge, disgusting, stupid fucks. If you're that then fuck you too you disgusting piece of fetid shit.

Nobody:

Not a single soul:

Random incel on Yea Forums: i bEt yOu dRiNk aLcOhOl

Nobody:

Not a single soul:

Random incel on Yea Forums: Nobody:

Not a single soul:

Random incel on Yea Forums: i bEt yOu dRiNk aLcOhOl

America is a hodge podge of different countries and cultures, that's why its the best fucking in the world
I have so much freedom Im going to disregard what you said and post a hypothetical American localization of a Japanese created show
youtube.com/watch?v=KBeunGek-Z8&t

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Why is American the only country that Yea Forums loves to make threads about?

liberty brew is fucking disgusting

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I'm sorry that we don't all choose cum as our gamer fuel.

You don't have to go to the extremes of "I haven't touched soda in 20 years" and "There's too much blood in my soda-stream". One bottle every now and then won't murder you if you're smart and make up for it while also not having more than you should.

Wait a minute... If nobody is saying nothing, doesn't that mean everyone is saying something?

>non-american
>gotta be non-white
go back to school, cleetus

I know you guys are being ironic but this meme is pure cancer
Go to any YouTube video and the comments are full of open mic night faggots trying to see who can do the most epic one

>debasing myself with corporate Jew sugarwater is based
>guaranteeing a future of being on 15 pills a day to survive poorly is fucking redpilled
Yeah, you're hetero as fuck my man.

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Nobody:

Literally no one:

Random neckbeard: yOu dOn't hAvE To gO To tHe eXtReMeS Of "I HaVeN'T ToUcHeD SoDa iN 20 yEaRs" AnD "tHeRe's tOo mUcH BlOoD In mY SoDa-sTrEaM". OnE BoTtLe eVeRy nOw aNd tHeN WoN'T MuRdEr yOu iF YoU'Re sMaRt aNd mAkE Up fOr iT WhIlE AlSo nOt hAvInG MoRe tHaN YoU ShOuLd.

*Mountain Dew

root beer is the most american soda and most american game is duke nukem 3d

because it has the best state this whole website likes to talk about
too bad we're losing one of our fast food chains to Chicago, but it just might end up like Dairy Queen

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>being so dedicated to twitter memes that you used a generator to give a non-argument

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>He fetches Pokemon instead of a pale of water
sasuga user

>taking the bait this hard

lmao. this nigga think a bottle of soda gonna kill him. why are white people allergic to flavor?

This image should have Pokémon creatures somewhere on it

>you're only allowed to parrot based Yea Forums memes on this site kiddo

this was acceptable back when a majority of the comedy stemmed from this site but thats simply not the case anymore.

I don't even mind Twitter memes in general, but the fucking alternating caps bullshit was dead even when it was still new. It ain't even comedy

It was originally made to cut the strong taste of hillbilly moonshine

>its not comedy because the people i friended in highschool but now hate posts memes using it all the time and i hate it down

wow i just downloaded your whole life

This. Everything being reduced to an exploitable rather than specifically topical humor was a mistake. When you can just plug any stupid phrase you want into an exploitable format, it loses meaning.

This shit tastes like blue jolly ranchers and bubblegum.

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3D gay villa.
BECAUSE AMERICA IS HOMOSEX AHAHAHA
DEATH TO USA

Tastes like Pepsi Blue, I miss Pepsi Blue, so this is a good alternative

I wasn't very impressed with it, but this is an accurate description. It just tasted like artificial blue flavor.

Now THIS is a the patricians mountain dew choice

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is it possible for Europeans and South Americans to go a single day without thinking about Americans?

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I bought a case because it sounded like dr. pepper with the 50 flavors but I was immediately disappointed.

That's always a mistake with a new flavor. You've gotta buy one and make sure you like it, otherwise you're stuck with 11 more cans that you either get rid of or drink just because you have them and not because you enjoy it

yikes

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How the fuck has no one said Metal Wolf Chaos yet

>not typhoon
faggot

Guitar Hero and Guns n' Roses songs.

Or Buckethead if you're a madman.

Imagine being this upset about freedom

they dont even make that anymore nigger

Still mad your gay flavor didn't win?

>drinking a measure of internet speed
bugmen are so weird

You niggers better be doing this normalfag shit under 11 layers of irony.

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Because Europoors immediately ruined the thread with their limitless jealously.

best flavor coming through

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Hi I work for Pepsi and I pack this shit out. God bless the USA.

Saw this at target, is it good?