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I'm up next guys, wish me luck!
I'm up next guys, wish me luck!
this OP is AIDS
I have a gift for you Umaru poster
TRANSITIONS DONE QUICK
I JUST SHIT MY PANTS
Suck my dick
>spot the stand user
GAY
A
Y
WHEN'S RUNESCAPE
cringe
based
There's a spider in my room.
you fucked up, user
stop being goobers
WAAAAH
Daedric Barmaid
Gay priest is here now.
shout ORRRRRRB again I dare you
So is this dude a tranny or just cosplaying or what.
TRANNY ON SCREEN
Dear seatsniffer
TAKE A SNIFF
TAKE A SNIFF
TAKE A SNIFF
DO IT!
Why are we acting like a dude in a dress is anything new for GDQ?
Any upcoming tranny runners? This shit is just straight up boring now.
LITHP!
epic
FUCK INTERVIEWS
Which touhou would be the best speedrunner?
Respect the system!
Take a look at Skeleton @ SGDQ (@plof27): twitter.com
Why is he dressed like that? Were they doing a bit in the pre-show or is he just being "random"
This is such a comfy lineup right now
this nigga looks like the fat kid from stranger things, but taller and fatter.
very good post
I ended up busy after TMNT, how was Mario 2? Also, it is a fucking travesty that Konami can no longer pump out their classic tunes. TMNT games had some excellent bangers.
Jannies are ITT?
glhf
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Thunder Breath First Form. Thunderclap and Flash! BOOM ZOOOMMMMM SHING CLICK WHAM
Do we have an official Yea Forums restream or chatroom?
loool so random lmao right
What's this thing from?
Aya, probably.
this guy has a mom who looks EXACTLY like him
how do i get a gf
DELETE INTERVIEWS
mommy
anyone else think he looks cute in the dress?haha
Transitions done quick
Any% Out of Bounds
Next guy is pretty good at his game, and DKC2 is a really good speedrun so that,s at least that
Yea Forums is the chat room
Holy shit guysss he its TSUUUUU
These threads are the chatroom, they're so god damn fast.
ganbatte
WAAAAA
OH HE DABBIN
Chronotrigger
>people thinking keziron is a tranny again.
Newfags are the worst.
Pre-show? More like pre-op
I think its from fortnite
Stop posting anime, weebs.
remember when withhelde was the only man dressed like a woman at gdq?
Fuck 3d and fuck this green haired fag
You're in it
Chrono Trigger
That's a Nu from Chrono Trigger.
Zoomers leave.
take it easy man
Typical Smash player
I HATE INTERVIEWS
based pucci poster
based
>prisma medb
m-muh dick
Who is this?
what's your favorite kirby game Yea Forums? for me it's super star.
Post 3d not 2d
I can't take it
>The interviewer is still wearing the dress
Based
anime feet
Modern women are perfect
Nice vidya discussion you've got here
didn't this guy play the tiger game and didn't bother with the incentive?
Certainly dressing like one.
I'm gonna sit this one out. Not a big fan of DK.
start the game i wanna watch donkey kong!!
Conquered the world then got bored.
So the cringe autism went full circle and they have genderless OC donut steel character.
i do
Is there a run tier list yet?
Is keizaron cosplaying or dressing like that just cause?
>Not maining Kirby
Weak.
trihex if you want a twitch chat
damn they're not even trying to hide the soulless corporate structure of the event's anymore.
Patty is the sexiest man alive.
Jesus fuck why is GDQ made up almost exclusively of runs of boring fucking nintendo shit
Amazing Mirror, though it took me some time to come around to it
he cant keep getting away with it
Are you always eating?
TELL ME WHY BUTCHERED FUCKING REMIXES AND NO VIDYA OST?
watch trihex for a more fun twitch chat, thats about it
just quit lmao
It's the same shit every GDQ the last few years. First day is full of shitposting then it settles down.
>Tits sticking out
>Cleavage
>Not wearing a bra
What a whore. Was she looking for someone to fuck?
this nigga straight up wearing a shitty dollar-store dress, dafuqs happenin
>he still watches anime in 2019
Left during Portal 2 and just got back, what'd I miss?
Stop eating holy shit
French fact: You can't be non-binary in French because the grammar doesn't support it.
Would you diddly Diddy's diddy?
based.
WTF I LOVE SGDQ NOW
No STALKER run?
No Original Hitman runs?
That's a shame. I would love to see the new hitman games get a run, or even the STALKER games.
Medb is a good slut but also a cute slut.
DKC2 is based though.
no trannies yet
I like that Pattty streams real late night and is generally comfy since i work night shift.
You are currently banned from this channel.
You are currently banned from this channel.
You are currently banned from this channel.
PogChamp desu
but that's a video game character
copyright I assume
64 is soul overload
el americano de planeto earth...
jesus fella i'm worried about you
>all this reverb on everyone's mics
eww
Yeah, that's a good idea. Go eat another three or four pizzas and drown it with two bowls of ice cream and some brownies. You fat fuck. Take it to instagram if you want to show off your shitty meals.
why did he transplant all the hair on his head to his chest?
le copyright article 13 meme etc.
because "boring nintendo shit" has the largest speedrunning communities and following
I know right? This is Yea Forums. Should only be posting VIDEO GAME characters here.
>blue cheese
based
>anonymous donations
hmmmmmmmmm
dream course
I don't watch anime, I just post it
Eliwood didn't deserve this
It's time
>why yes I watch anime
why was ran image deleted?
yikes
Who is the interviewer?
you WILL donate, right user?
Thank fucking god, I was so worried I was going to use the wrong pronouns!! When addressing this fictional fan art!!
We all need to fucking die as a species.
finally a chad runner/couch
Cringe already.
what is this dude on the couch
Je connait plusieurs tapettes et dégénérés pour lesquels sa ne change rien.
they're having too much fun.
this is yikes
couch already has me FUMING STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!
rare and based opinion
>twenty six hundred
are american's incapable of saying thousand for four digit numbers?
I swear if you post more fucking food in thirty minutes you blob of a human being
>genderless
not once the porn artists get ahold of xer
Looks like Sonic and Kazooie's aborted fetus
Is this the same guy that ran Ninja Gaiden Black?
>men can't crossdress anymore because of trannies.
Feels bad. GDQ really is dead.
Is he going to be doing anything this time? I love listening to him shittalk Andy.
TMNT was very solid if you like the game, but the runner (PJ/Mecha) almost always have solid runs
lucky fish
Too bad I'll never get a gook gf in real life. The WMAF combo won't happen in my gene pool, I've settled for a white woman.
this girl doesn't look right
Haha guys what if every time we saw a egg in a game we all yell EEEEGG!!! It would be epic haha xD
this runner looks just like Dans Gaming if he lost like 200 lbs
>0 viewers
How will GDQ ever recover
no clue
Will closing some tabs in firefox reduce the strain it has on my cpu and memory?
Calm down edobean you don't need to eat so fast.
German too. Hasn't stopped people in Germany.
It is now mandatory by law for instance, to specify "male/female/other" when advertising job openings in public.
E.g.: LOOKING FOR DEVELOPERS (male/female/other)
Imagine putting you penis in the bowl haha
right everyone no more shitposting. good run on
Going to donate 1million, what should my message be?
They banned cosplay after this run
they're trying to avoid getting their vods muted
Does anyone else get really sleepy during GDQ?
I just woke up from like the best nap I had in a long time.
Shit was so cash.
truly comfy
dat thick as fuck asian chick from the webm is so god damn sexy
Fuck is that schedule? Where are the dodgy euroshit games? Where are the rpgs? It's genuinely 2/3rds nintendo nostalgia shite and runs that's been at GDQ a gorillion times
I need my dick sucked
anyone who screams rolling deep needs to be castrated
I for one am extremely happy to see that the interviewer's desk now blocks their crotch
yes if you have a relatively weak cpu
greetings from germany of course
Did he say it's called Lock Jaw?
Too degenerate for its own event.
Hooooooornet
While choosing your own pronouns is hot. Can I uae nouns as pronouns? I want write in twitter what i prefer pronouns master/masters and everyone who disagree with it will be a
bigot.
The VERY FIRST RUN this year had cosplay
this game is fucking gay
You'll get another mil if you ban all trannies. Failure to comply will result in a chargeback
>Where are the rpgs?
Why the fuck would you want this? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Discord?
Wahhh
I really want this to be a "female", catch my drift?
why? dkc runners are always shitposting, even mid-run
I think it's the sense of security from fake company. Like leaving the TV on for the dog when it's alone in the house.
>starts the run with a cheat
naps are so fetch
that's just how GDQ is. ESA has more variety.
>refresh thread
>posts made 20 seconds ago with deleted images already
mods/jannies always go crazy during GDQs, what's the deal? I've gotten three day bans during the past 5 gdqs but never outside of that
FUCK I'M UP NEXT AND FORGOT TO DILATE
At ESA next month
based runner
>gdq
>wanting rpgs at GDQ
you have an ENTIRE speedrunning marathon for boring rpg runs that nobody else wants to watch, why do you demand taking up 8 hours of this marathon per game too?
as opposed to dogs/trees/cheesburgers?
Yea, that's what I was wondering. Maybe no one put them through for this year? Anyone know what got denied or what got pushed through?
Based
I think snes dkc are harder than super ghouls and ghosts
Stop posting this tattooed white. Mmmkay? Thanks.
CAN YOU FEEL THE SUNSHINE
based
What is dilation?
We call em tranny jannies for a reason
B E S T
U
Y
because the shitposting gets ridiculous during gdqs as Yea Forums becomes /trannies/
It's almost like these threads have historically been magnets for porn, gore, twitter screencaps and other general shitposting.
oh shut it!
the jannies are just as psycho as the trannies in gdq
I want to FUCK that feathered dinosaur
Orb
because rpg speedruns are based
>Donkey Kong Country 2
>no Donkey Kong
This. Final Fantasy should be banned from all gdqs
"Nice to be watching!
I hope this run goes well.
Greetings from Germany.
Get all the ORBS lol.
Entertainment at its finest!
Right on, let's save the animals!"
GDQ shills will defend/attack anything because they feel it's their duty.
wtf where did you get this picture of me
>tfw never going to meet a girl this attractive IRL
get me out of the midwest
use google
don't
Speedrun wise DKC1 is probably one of the hardest, since you have a LOT of one frame tricks you gotta do to get a good time at the end, and the platforming is really tight
When is her turn?
>that pun
Ok nah Im not doing this again this year
Fuck this cringe shit even ironically
probably for the same reason cops run radar in places with lots of speeders
SO PROGRESSIVE
YYYYYYYY?
jesus, do you have anymore of her?
GDQ: Doctors WITHOUT BORDERS (Marxist organization that directly supports the invasion of Europe)
ESA: Save The Children (Marxist organization that directly supports the invasion of Europe)
>both have trannies and PC speech rules
SAME
SHIT
imagine
just... IMAGINE
being ticked off by a PUN
>cutter
big yikes.
Difference is, cops get paid for it.
no i've been looking for sauce for ages.
never gonna find her
She's up next! Wish her luck.
never thankfully
Fucking this. How do people like nintendo 2d platformers for the gorillionth time?
yo i got everything from 7/11 and im driving back, if you want me to stop at another store and pick something up let me know
the fuck is that corruption on the black board?
never ever
Well you see, when a transexual person gets a new vagina, their organism doesn't treat it as a vagina but as a wound. And just like any wound, your body will try to close it. Emergency dilations are necessary so that you can avoid such thing.
Someone post the webm please
look who asked user
twitter.com
used to really enjoy SGDQ and AGDQ, until they turned into complete diaper safe zones run by nazis who, ironically, call everyone else outside of their bubble nazis. Did they ban straight males from attending the events yet?
Ive been jerking off with whipped argan oil for a month now and my dick is looking real smooth where it used to be all beat up.
That's easy with practice.
RPGs are usually the most entertaining runs there, best threads too. Don't need to be 8 hour FF marathons either, Bethesda memeruns tend to be top quality and short
HOYYYPEEE
user's talking about the game variety.
Them niggas cray cray
what does that have to do with the types of games ran at the event?
>both have trannies and PC speech rules
this is completely false
It's because most job titles are inherently masculine grammatically. So years and years ago some feminist cunt decided she felt oppressed when people were looking for MAURER and not MAURER/MAURERIN, so it became mandatory to do either LOOKING FOR MAURER (m/w) or LOOKING FOR MAURER/IN.
Now trannies have joined the club and you have to do LOOKING FOR MAURER (m/w/d).
Other fun stuff includes trying to change the word "Bürgersteig" (sidewalk) to "Gehweg" (also sidewalk), because BÜRGER is grammatically masculine and therefore implies that only men are allowed to use it, and successfully making universities refer to their students as "Studierende" (people who study) rather than "Studenten" (students).
I need cigs
Well I'm done chat. Gonna finish my dinner and dessert before I head to bed. G'night all. Pleasant dreams and enjoy the rest of today's runs!
that doesn't invalidate the point i was making
Cringey just like GDQ
Just buy moisturizing lube, my dude.
That was just the last straw
This has been a complete waste of time for years now
What happened to that lady who used to crochet all the time and drink from a gallon of Pepto-Bismol?
FUCK TRANNIES AND FUCK THIS KEK EVENT
>Look at what's next
>Mr.Shasta playing Kirby and Edobese on donations
I'll never not be mad at that furfag for ruining the Mario 64 ESA relay.
goodnight comfy bro
post your belly
Didn't say it did.
idea: sgdq ... but.... no couch, donations or crowd
Stop at the liquor store.
Basically after a tranny gets his cock chopped off, their new fake vagina would begin to collapse if left alone so they frequently need to stick something in and stretch it out.
Thanks for playing Celeste! I was going to kill myself until someone told me to play it! Now all my mental health issues are gone! I'm going to go dilate now!
>this is completely false
No, it's not.
>open thumbnail
>it's not a screencap of the NZ mosque video
pleasantly surprised
another user got a pack, just ask him
>Halo top
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Keizaron. He seems okay. Looks and sounds like a fag but he pulls in the puss it seems.
He's got himself a nice looking THOT though.
twitter.com
good night user
This. As long as it has a real pussy or a dick though, I don't want it dialating all over me.
Was this the blindfolded menu?
Could you grab me some Woodford's Reserve from the liquor store?
hahaha you are so cucked
Because that would let people just draw as they please, and that can cause conflict with each others headcanon! All they had to do was call it, it or they in the description and it would sound significantly less contrived.
ESA > NASA > GDQ
Friendly reminder to:
youtube.com
youtube.com
EVERY morning
youtube.com
Do this after EVERY workout
NON-NEGOTIABLE
C R A C K H E A D S
Did he just call him a crackhead?
Kutlass
CRACKHEAD
So literally any small marathon where people don't actually physically meet up.
>crackhea- uh
what was that
>crackhead
Did he just say crackhead?
>No, it's not.
yes it is
how did you devour that shit in 20 minutes
is this the power of el americano?
Doesnt a tub of that icecream cost like 10 bucks? It's fucking expensive
ok bye
Cute bird
>crack head
thats a ban
Hey fellow 4channers, check THIS out!
>talking about crackheads
>when you're playing a game with literal apes
banned
>crackhead
banned
It's your lucky day user, such a thing exists
twitch.tv
I couldnt stomach esa or nasa this year, hell I might even make it through sgdq either
feels like I've seen too many runs before so the novelty is wearing off
It's actually ESA > GDQ > NASA.
yeah, perfect with the music
Feels bad man. They ruined the patrician oldfag look.
RESET
Someone post mcnuggies man
can i get uhh mcchicken
Lmao, fuck niggers
rent free
Anyone have sauce on Tolki nudes that were leaked a year ago?
That's a big vulva.
what you want from there
This isn't twitch chat, plebs.
this. NASA is still just a tad too small.
Hot
post more user
>us 80s gamers, right
haha thats one puffy vulva
Based
I have no idea who that is.
The west has gone mad, pushing gender politics into everything we love. Sad.
>a random thot from stupid drama that happened 5 years ago
have sex
Crystal Skull Vodka
fuck you for getting me into gbf
don't make me introduce Her Girl Boobness
This to be quite 'aitch, I'm sure NASA's a blast if you're actually there but fuck watching it
what a fucking chad
So... when is a non-autist going to run an interesting game?
>"there's a schedule"
Yeah, but I don't know who any of these people are.
dear god this is the most based person on this entire planet
Based literal child
>bramble blast bgm
your doing a speedrun, choose 3 characters for your couch.
Ugh! if only some brave and totally alpha males could save the west!
Hahaha reminds of the dumb shit I posted when I was that age. The zoomers are based.
>Xsneed
>posts the speedrun tag instead of a specific stream
Do people really get this pissed?
MoyanJerald = based
What a fucking god.
thanks fitness bro
fuck mods and fuck jannies
The three people that reply to me.
Yikes. So basically trans people have taken over gdq... how?
>
Close user, its actually
ESA > SGDQ > AGDQ > NASA
Both seasonal ESAs are great overall, but sgdq is usually better than the 100% sterile agdq
If two guys were on the moon and one bashed the other one's head in with a rock would that be fucked up or what?
Imagine the sex
lol
Fuck you, anime-posting discordnigger
is this your first GSQ or soemthing? its been like this for half a decade
Jack the Ripper, Nursery Rhyme and Jeanne Alter Santa Lily.
Well, everything belongs to me. So who cares.
yes.
>absolute chad all the way
"
and debutantes
how do Yea Forums trannies react to the gdq memes
thats a guy isnt it
When are the JRPG runs?
>
I'm here to say
Fuck SGDQ
And Fuck Sneed
Chuck is based
The west can't be saved.
why the fuck do people even watch the restreams? do they like sort of translate what they're saying? I went on the Russian one and it just sounds like some dudes in comms with webcam mic's talking.
why do people still continue to pretend esa is a good event to watch when every single year it is the most boring thing on twitch the entire time it's on?
gross
Yeah she cute, but what's with the baggy trackies?
CG
Coconut Gun
Based
What a fucking faggot.
CRINGE
Absolutely butchered
imagine
where the fuck have you been? they weasel their way into positions of power then take of as Chief Diversity Officers (READ: commissars). it's been happening for a quite while now
Poor donation reader
Announcer..
.
>announcer cringe already
dam, and i was just thinking how they were doing a good job of not interjecting as much
i'm already bored
craniax main coming through
What is up with the mascot, the chat icon looks terrible
anytime breh
MORE FACEPULLS YOUR HIGHNESS
>reading reddit meme donations over the stage with the best music
FUCK you
fitness bro, is cycling machine less efficient than treadmill?
Is it just me or a big difference between gdq and esa is the mic setup. With gdq all I can hear is the huge echo from the in house sound system in everyones mic. Makes it feel like some shitty event where with esa all you can hear is the game, the runners and only the crowd if everyone is cheering.
Towards the end of the marathon.
off yourself siivafag
Is that really the only part of his personality they saw fit to describe?
Nice trains
If you know the words, you need to shoot yourself with a coconut gun
t. Xsneed employee
based
also hachiroku was best girl
I watched the first 2 gdqs, it had some cringe awkward moments, but it wasn't this..
youtube.com
C
C
C
C
GG
GG
anyone who says that was cringe, try singing it yourself without voice cracking once
no
ESAWinter was amazing this year.
that thing is scary
It was more the fact that he was singing it at all
>Haruka and Yomi
fucking BASED
Please tell me shes Korean
she's a big girl
idk
i've seen this image a dozen times and this is the first time i've noticed Jamal's reflection
ROLLIN DEEP
I remember this guy from a few years back
based
hope you do well on your speedrun user
NO!
Why are they allowed tho, they're a minority ffs.
she's my wife
that's what those stupid niggers get for putting it on Steam 2 weeks after I had to get it on the PS4
rule 34 when?
holy fucking based im jealous
every time you see something new
gg
user please I'm gonna cum buckets
Not sure about efficency, but cycling is WAY better for your knees, I wouldn't reccomend treadmills tbqh. Cycling is a great way to do cardio
Your wife is a slut and should commit Sudoku
Amazing Mirror. It's fantastic
he isn't who you think he is, screaming rolling deep is just an epic dkc community meme because they like to try and be as obnoxious as possible for some reason
There's already like 3 pictures on e6
Oh look it's the mario monkey game being run how exciting haven't seen this a billion times already no sir.
I NEED her to shit directly down my throat
Cycling is worse for your penis, though.
First ESA Winter was kind of weak but this year was way better.
Still liked ESA 17 more though, that shit rivals the 2013 GDQs for me shit was a blast.
stop cumming to my wife
BASED JEFF
I DID MY FACEPULLS. NO NEGOTIATIONS. NO SHOULDER IMPINGEMENT. NO SURRENDER.
why would you ever want a girl to be korean?
What the fuck is wrong with his wall?
Those barrel shenanigans were cool as all hell. First time i see that ever
CHOKE
Closest we'll get to actual androids for at least ten years.
Arigatou Reisen!
>why would you ever want a girl
I think you gotta do it a fuckload to get there. I like ellipticals for cardio
r8 my team
>tattoos
throw it away
That was fast.
God that's good
Roserade sucks
*military sirens going off in the distance*
bretty good
Fairly reasonable ranking, fair enough.
I am edging and I am about to cum everywhere. I just thought I should let you all know
Only Braixen and Sylveon are hot
oh look a faggot kill yourself.
She's my waifu.
Missed start of the event. What spicy memes did I miss?
what is your opinion on the elliptical machine?
>4 out of 6 are fap material
user...
user at the gym, his shoulders un-impinged.
there were some mistakes at the end
What to?
I'm sorry user but you may be retarded
where's the pleb chat?
Dude said crackhead during this run.
Where's the veiny velociraptor cock user
Tupac library, hated this stage as a child
>Forest Interlude
One of the best songs in the game and I will think slightly less of anybody who disagrees.
CHUCK WAS AOTY 2004
>implying that 6 out of 6 aren't fap material
Best way to do cardio in the gym imo.
>hahah that was good!
But it really wasn't.
mmmmm i wish this was one of the raffle prizes heh heh heh
fuck off cooler fanboii
ngl "it's in the kong" was pretty funny
Just letting you guys know that fapping in the shower using just your imagination is superior to looking at porn. My orgasms are way more intense.
Mining melancholy is better, but Forest is close 2nd
dragalge's types are redundant, drop him or goodra for something with water or ground
>no feminine penis
try again
Did Zingers pop up in Returns and Tropical Freeze?
Not everyone can create images in their mind.
>Braixen
>Sylveon
>Roserade
>Goodra
Excellent taste user!
>Npc spotted
Well that's a bit sad.
nice, thank you
not that I recall. Definitely not in Returns at least
based
Just letting you guys know that you should have sex.
haha I wonder what they would look like when they come out the other end it would be funny haha
i want her to straddle me and sit on my face for several hours as she plays video games occasionally wiggling her hips and pressing down
No
AHHH THIS DROPPING IS HURTING MY EYES
Are you a radish? That's something any human with a functioning brain can do
In a perfect world, GDQ would not exist
But this is not a perfect world
It's hard for me to fap in the shower while standing, I have to sit down and it feels weird to me.
Right looks like a character straight out of the Mii Creator
Spooky.
new thread
Check your brain, user. That's something everyone can do.
ayyy
anytime breh, go and make gains
Lack of empathy is a symptom of autism.
When fapping in the shower I can only imagine people I’ve met irl and have actually talked to in person, which is few in between. My imagination doesn’t allow me to include fictional people.
It's also a symptom of being a B.A. (Bad Ass).
>NPCs are real
whoa
Any hot chicks shown so far?
based Jeffposter