Game has destructible environments

>game requires teamwork

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>game has horde mode

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>game requires teamwork
>most people are fucking retards

>game features bugged enemies that don't die

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Birds are assholes.

wtf.....

>game has Boss fights

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I love big cocks

why are birds such assholes

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why do you have so many bird shit?

i can't post most of it because it has sound
/gif/ is a great source

>my tail is augmented

what the shit?

dudes ripped

the woodpecker's a bird that likes pecking wood

because birds are cool, user. Why aren't you a bird? Why aren't you cool?

>game has artificial difficulty

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morbid

KFC hate him, click here to learn his secret

Why don't you?

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why are birds such fags

> waifu sidekick is surprise boss

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you just

Redeads in Legend of Zelda

More like why are birds so based

>game has a giant who can become a party member
why dont they ever do this shit

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not a giant giant but you can get a super mutant in one of the fallouts as a party member

>game lets you get absolutely ripped

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>Game lets you have off topic discussions
>game fails to do what it's main purpose
>players then wonder why the game is so shit
video games

Look how smug this fucker is, it's like he set the camera himself

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My parrot did this.

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god i want her to step on me

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lol what a retard. How the fuck didn't he notice it was an alligator?

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They remember their asshole dinosaur genes

I'd totally let that kangaroo fuck my girlfriend

imagine getting in a fight with that?

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What the fuck is that? The fear in those owls is a better display of horror than most horror movies and games

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>Game has forced tutorials

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For what purpose?

yeah fuck whoever was fucking with them, hope they get karma'd

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cute chirpers

lmao, good stuff

>game has sneak-attack damage multiplier mechanic
>enemies can also sneak-attack you
Too rare.
>>game require teamwork
>>most people are fucking retards
The bigger problem is that too many players in cooperatives games want everything to be about them. If they can't be the hero, then they HAVE to sabotage everyone else's efforts in one way or another.
Egocentrics are the bane of cooperative play.

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Holy shit my sides.

WOMBO COMBOOOO

:(

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Shut the fuck up. Mice aren't just some disposable animals. They have personalities and can be loyal and friendly just like dogs

What's the pelican doing?

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Shut up faggot mice are worthless vermin

>t. angry rodent typing

>game has sneak-attack damage multiplier mechanic
>enemies can also sneak-attack you
I got used to circling around tough humanoid enemies and backstabbing them the first time I played Dark Souls, so when I went through the Lower Undead Burg and got both parried and riposted, as well as backstabbed by the Undead Thieves, it was a wakeup call that I couldn't carelessly cheese everything anymore.

i love mice and rats and am getting some soon as pets but come on m8, its just a mouse. they are used in scientific experiments daily.

>game softlocks

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shut up m*mmaloid

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>enemy can read your inputs

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As someone who has had a mice problem before you can go fuck yourself

poor pupper

Are both his legs hurt?
Poor birdie :(

That's one cute pupper

>game lets you tame monsters

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bird is either overheated and attempting to cool down, drying off wings, or fucked

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Bald eagles are literally the gayest of eagles

alligator broke the NAP

Why did the surviving one commit suicide?

>tfw no parrot pets
really wish I had some

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It jumped down into the pipe. Staying was suicide.

well im sure we can all agree that any animal is better than fag ass cats

Degrees of lewdity

Do you think dinosaurs acted this goofy on a regular basis?

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>game has footfag fanservice

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Just like how you're the gayest human

Why are birds such shitheads

they were about to fledge, so thats a "normal" action that got moved forward a bit due to predation
it will stay on the ground and still be fed by the parents for a week or two, hiding in bushes and under trees until it can fly and feed itself

Birds are not that important

Fucking jerk dinospic. ;_;

How would you feel if a giant broom suddenly shoved into your room through your window and started flailing around?

Imagine raptors being much smaller, cheeky fucks, and can fly
Now you have birds

This is the most American thing that's ever been filmed

>this thread will get delted
>all the hentai lite threads will still be up
this board is shit

>game has an out of bounds glitch

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MAKE THE BEST OF IT

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youtube.com/watch?v=6z78PEuoAl4

THAT AIN'T FALCON

Look at this duck
He's trying so damn hard to swim to the guides

>the weak should fear the strong.jpg

how

That's literally already the filename, phoneposter.

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>party member betrays you

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>game lets you taunt

Its crazy just how human they look in that panic. I dont really get the chance to see animals that frightened luckily, so i never noticed how similar we act to them

What are those tirkeys doing

Is that a baby camel?

>game has a transportation system

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"look dude im a hat lol"

>game has bad ai

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>some degenerate freak trained their pets to do this
yike...

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>game has loot that can't be picked up because it spawns OoB

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oh my gosh are those insects? gross

Based dog styling on those skater fags

>training a parrot-type to be an asshole
Oh ye of little faith.

>game has awful controls

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>cat catched young bird
>not dead, can still run around
>neck looks weird, some blood
>tried to search the nest, didn't find it
>decided it was a goner and killed it with a shovel
This was 2 months ago and I still think about it. Could I have saved the birb?
Would it have been okay if I had just left it?

>game has pain chance
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that's a hamster, not a mouse

birds are literally the best pets and shit all over dogs and cats. They can talk, they love you, they can be cuddled, they're not dumb as fuck or pure evil.

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Probably not. Your Dad did the best thing unless you wanted to have a pet bird for the rest of its life.

>taking dmg in runescape

What the fuck. I couldn't even eat all those fish and that thing is probably only 10 lbs at the most.

later homo

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I USED TO BE WIMP WITHOUT ANCHOR ARMS

It's extremely difficult to care for nestlings even if they seem healthy

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>They can talk
No they can't you fucking retard. Some can mimic sounds including human speach but that != talking

hes putting them in his pocket

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant_mill

I wonder who is behind this post...

youtube.com/watch?v=BbRS9K4rZ8Y

>nigger voice
ohnononono

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This looks pretty fucked up. Goose has it's feet tied together. Dog is chained up. I know the goose can't actually hurt the dog but it's still scared to death.

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wat

>10 pounds
Birds are surprisingly light, so I doubt it's even about 4 pounds unladen.

kek

Can I see your bird?

>bird literally shifts into "WHAT THE FUCK KOJIMA I WAS PRESSING BUTTONS" mode at the end
kino

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>Game rewards combos

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Oh fuck. Laughing so hard it hurts. Thankyou user, I haven't felt like this in months.

no

>NPCs can mourn

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The bluebird's a bird that sings pretty good

Why didnt the camera man stop the birbs?

based bear

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Good, that's what I thought
>I eat meat every single day but feel bad about killing a little bird

I would be too if a fucking madlad of a goose like that came charging towards me.

He died

owls are so cute

Someone needs to edit this into falcon performing a Judgement Cut on a duck.

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>when you aggro a high level enemy that can one shot you

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You would die

The birds are so dumb they thought they were gonna get feed for a couple of seconds.

Ayyyy

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I hunt and eat my kills regularly. Feel like shit if I kill something and don't eat it though. Even if it's vermin like mice or something, I can't stand seeing them die if they're not getting eaten. I'll always use humane traps and set them free in the wild far away.

Apart from foxes fuck those cunts.

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i hope he has a good day at work.

Why do owls always look angry?

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>game has a super armor.

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is that a crow?

>The hesitation with the last fish
The bird isnt gonna fly in at least one day.

Geese are OP

yo, my bird did this too
at first I thought it was decoration, but then the little dude went back to his cage and built a nest

>being scared of that midget ostrich wannabe

I would have given him a straight right hook and dropped his feathery ass

ah yes, the "Yea Forums does anything but video games" season, episode "Yea Forums /an/ threads are on-topic but not actually videogames"

>those screams

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Weird how they evolved to be basically harmless but also extremely aggressive and fearless. Seems like should have gone extinct but I guess it worked out for them.

Uh, context?

Lmao

based retard, enjoy getting disemboweled instantly

it's a Kea

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Go masturbate in a rosterfag thread you stupid faggot

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Haha the cat got fucked up

I'd like to see you try fag

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I think they might have had some food in the little container attached to the broom. They may have been twisting and shaking the broom to shake out the food for them. And they probably arent feeding them by hand so the owlets dont get accustomed to people.
Just a guess though, could just be some random act of cruelty or however you want to call it.

>Chinese bird eats live animal whole
>Chinese also live animals whole
What a world

Carrowary's are no joke bruh. They have 4 inch claws and can gut you with one kick.

youtube.com/watch?v=lBM7AI0yp78

your kangaroo wife isn't real, she died a long time ago.

>Anthony Burch's bird.jpg

you're the reason Yea Forums is shit

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all this does is make me want a game where you play as a bird

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asking since i have seen crows fuck with people/animals in different ways so it wouldnt surprise me to see one try and block cars for some reason

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what the fuck are they doing

I'm 6'1" with a 70 inch reach. Bitch bird would be BTFO before he even gets close to me

this is the best thread on Yea Forums currently you retard

Nah I'm pretty sure that would be the roster niggers spamming threads 24/7

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>I'm 6'1"
manlet lmao

What are you gonna do grab his neck? That'll just make it easier for it to disembowel you with its feet.

You're right. We should delete this thread and start posting in actual on-topic threads that start with any of these OPs
>Yikes!
>oof
>Now that the dust has settled...
>*ahem*
>*ting* *ting*
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>What the fuck was his/her problem?
>What was his/her endgame?
>What was his/her name again?
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>What went right/wrong?
>What's the best X, and why is it [insert self opinion]
>What are some games where you can...
>"I'll ttyl" Last Online: X day agos
>What is the X of vydia?
>"We want the Rick & Morty audience."
>X was never good
>X killed millions
>X is a cute! A cute!
>games for that feel?
>.
>*opening line* X thread
>One copy of X, please
>*tink tink tink* AHEM!
>"gg ez" What do you say in response, Yea Forums?
>*blocks your path*
>SOUL VS SOULLESS
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>Apologize
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>Based and redpilled
>Games only you played
>I will post this everyday until E3
>*reaction gif* >objective: survive
>How do you go from this...
>What are some games women will never understand
>X _________
>X is for ________
>enemy can open doors
>X did nothing wrong
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>Who was in the wrong here?
>Was it autism?
>He/She's right, you know?

Only 2 deaths have been recorded EVER

>Geese are so stubborn that they'll squawk at a charging bull instead of moving out of the way
Seems about right, geese are fucking assholes. I used to take walks during my lunch break at work, and sometimes these fuckers would stand in the middle of the path, and would hiss and attack if you didn't walk around them.

Temple of elemental evil did that

outfucking played

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like manlets wearing heels

Which birds are the best pets?

based

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You illiterate? I'm going to punch him in the fucking head

holy shit lmao

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>Last recorded death in Florida

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>game has lure that spawns mobs

See, I dont underestimate your strength or speed. But even squishy birds wont give up after just one punch, even if its a real good one. Not birds that can gore the fuck outta you
Im sure you could kill one, maybe even two, but theres no way you wouldnt be injured in the process

A lot of this stuff is staged. Either they let them do it because it's interesting to see. Those close up shots that don't feature the birds are almost certainly shot later.

That will do literally nothing. It's a small target with a springy neck, it will be completely ineffective.

HAYAI

Cassowary's can run 31mph and jump 5ft. You wouldn't even have the chance to react if it was charging to kill

This image fits extremely well actually

>enemies can be placated with offerings

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>when you fuck a pregnant chick

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>game has a high skill ceiling

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>accidentally joining an aus server

it does, the first response to something being destructible is to see how much you can break it because breaking things is fun. These birds know what's up