SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

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I have a gift for you Umaru poster

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>Yea Forums is so triggered by trannies they think guys with long hair MUST be trannies
lmao and you wonder why you're incels

Imagine watching *GDQ in this day and age.

Imagine giving your views to an event that has become so anti-fun, so sterile, so devoid of soul and atmosphere.

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c-context?

based. youre the best part of these threads

a speedrunner wish her luck!

Reminder that this is a bully free zone, no bulli.

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bit you wasn't wit me clippin in the gym

every year the couch and crowd seperate another 10 feet

No idea.
Passive aggressive as fuck commentary too.

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whats the tranny count so far?

Good luck little rat girl.

I'm in the audience right now. Guess what I'm making

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This is so fucking embarrassing to watch

A very determined soul.

explain

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Guys I'm up in a couple runs but can't afford the train ticket, can someone donate to my patreon?

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mostly I just watch to see any controversy unfold live
also the late-night runs are max comfy still desu

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a dirty bomb?

dialate

I'm up next guys, wish me luck!

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What's everybody's drink of choice this GDQ? For me it's A&W Root Beer. Would've gone with Bang's but they ran out of diet Bang's here, so just A&W for me.

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just you so far

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An IED

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a shit in your diaper

Why are you sitting on the floor?

The suicide note blaming your parents for improper raising?

>speedrunning PC games while abusing quicksaves

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bring /srg/ back to life!

>hairdryer

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>Generations followed by Minish Cap
>mfw excited
What runs are you looking forward to?

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based

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dilation station

HAVE SEX

Tampons

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Sid Sideburns

setting up the bomb
please do something

Still not banned guys

Didn't you just eat.

3 including the GDQ mascot

A bomb

>sponsored by Best Buy, Red Bull, and FFXIV
How the fuck did they do it?

Hop on kid, we'll be there in no time!

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FASTER

Oh shit, its you again ! How are you mate?

GAYMERS

A mess.

WE ARE GAMERS

>"We are gamers."
I remember when normalfags weren't allowed in video games.

WE ARE GAMERS
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1. straighten your monitor
2. cut the carbs
3. throw that fucking keyboard into the trash
4. drink barqs

OI, show us the loicence for that deadly weapon

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silent hill 3

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imgur.com/a/IV1mWWZ
You guys are going to donate to get this Rosalina amiibo, right?

four including me

What is darthdorito's endgame?

Good luck, pal

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hey welcome back. enjoy the rootbeer!

I mean ffxiv is tranny galore idk about bestbuy and red bull though
unless they paid them to have their names and logos shown

Didn't watch last year's events or this year's AGDQ because I didn't feel like it but pretty bored right now, any changes I should know?

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Copious amounts of political correctness and virtue signaling.

What's wrong with the keyboard?

NAWT CHEETING!!!!!!!

How can you watch this with the sound on? I had to mute this so fast for it to be even slightly bearable

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>it's the game character with sort of the pointiest eye... Steve

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>making
why are you there doing that?

NOT CHEATING GUYS

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>imgur link
>>>/reddit/

>implying I trust moths

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cute anime girl posters are the best part of these threads

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turns out, little monkey fella

>not cheating
>*quickloads your path*
PC """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'speedrunning""""""""""""""""""""""""""

H.bomberguy got me interested in speedrunning. Used to think it was boring.

When I was a child I tried to order Bang's at a restaurant and the waiter looked at me like I was a fucking idiot.

I love the cube turret mutations

I'm dieting so just water.

That said I DID have some ice scream and 2 fruit polos earlier, wont be touching snack shit again for awhile now.

>a person gained weight over the course of half a decade
Wow no shit. For a bunch of fat fucking neckbeards you guys sure are judgmental as shit

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Just got home from fucking work. Please tell me I didn't miss any juicy autistic moments or memes.

>unless they paid them to have their names and logos shown
That is the exact opposite of sponsorship

>we're gamers
are you a gamer Yea Forums?

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Based.

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agreed

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t. chubby chaser

>tfw no Karl Steve and Ricky personality cores

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Feeders rise up

Finns are banned for posting pictures. Too lazy to buy vpn just so i could post pictures

Eat protein my man if you're trying to diet otherwise you'll be hungry all the time.Sugar will fuck you up.

Those are dramawhores, not people.

i'm a gamer

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wat

it's like that dude who was doing a "no glitches" but was still abusing bugs to do broken shit.

A tranny/furry/pedophile (they go together like pb&j)

Aqua is a dumb slut

Me too. They reject the binary system of cube and turret.

aqua is not cute

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Hi Kungfu

What year was that ice bucket challenge from, she looks like a completely different person there

I have never played Portal 1 or 2 ever despite being an avid PC FPS guy. Am I missing much?

Accurate

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t. Megumeme

5 years ago.

what?

Incel tears. Keep up the good work Yea Forums

wait what
why is he flying?

I can post pics just fine nigger

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What about cute anime boys?

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SURELY SHE WILL OFFER ME SEX NOW!

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go back to youtube kid

It's possible to remain skinny for 5 years, and longer than that if you don't eat junk food every day and take care of yourself. She obviously doesn't. It's just funny to us because she legitimately used to be hot.
Cope, fat lover.

I'm a gaymer.

She at least is cute, even if she's stuck in an awful show

not that fast

Definitely go play them both. I played both for the first time last year and had a great time desu
You can beat both of them in a week, depending on how long you play each day

is this a femanon

wrong its me

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Be them. They've only dealt with 2D girls.

decent puzzles. humor is hit or miss. pirate it or buy it on sale if you wanna try it out.

>tfw no caleb vs fatso race

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How much have you donated so far?
0$ here

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>finns banned from posing pictures
user, I...

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please remember no fun is allowed at GDQ if you are seen having fun you will be removed

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>BLOATMAX

Do you guys think I'm cute enough for them to let me speed run?

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>minish cap run starts at 2 am local time
>i should probably get up early tomorrow
what do bros

How the hell have you not playing one of the most iconic PC games?

>drink barqs
BASED

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She so obviously FAR skinnier in 2016, 3 years ago.
Cope you fucking retard whiteknight.
>a person gained weight over the course of half a decade
>Wow no shit.
The fuck does this even mean? You can't maintain a healthy weight because of a couple years going by?

>he keeps eating
haha so fat

>agdq 2013 was 6 years ago

I remembered watching that. where has the time gone?

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does cute anime boys count?

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I think so. They're worth playing at least once, especially since they're quick, require no grinding, have a unique mechanic, and you can pick them up cheaply in a steam sale.

p-post benis

Cringe, whenever I see an anime picture I immediately know they're either a fat neckbeard or a pedophile/tranny (same shit)

Same user

$0 (CAD) here

I cant, thought it was a country wide thing like Aussies banned from starting threads at /pol/ at one point. I guess i restart router then

I would get the prime trial on Twitch so I could shitpost in the chat but I'll probably get permabanned anyway. Might as well just keep the shitposting to the Yea Forums threads.

GAMERS RISE UP! Also is that a girl or a tranny on the couch?

>mfw never donated to any of these marathons

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Poor guy

post dick first

>barqs
you mean bangs?

Seething pedo

>avid PC FPS guy
>never played portal
Get out consoleshitter falseflagger

>inbounds

why is this guy using no clip?

Portal 2.... Home..

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sure thing constables... let me just reach for my wallet here

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It's hilarious to me that some of you incels actually think every human being is solely motivated by sex. Once you have it, you realize it's not the only fucking thing in the world.

Where are my bunnybros?

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pc games are so boring

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Guys can have long hair.

>Yea Forums memes about this event being tranny city
>see them running portal 2, watch the stream for the first time in years
>everythbing seems ok, good run, nice commen-
>see the couch and the person who has this really deep voice

Inbounds doesn't mean glitchless you mongoloid.

portal 2 is far better, but 100% play portal 1 first

>not inbounds but they still are

????
They keep fucking saying shit like this.
Has this whole run been fucking fraud?

>inbounds btw

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you're getting ready to dilate

*blocks your path*

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sasuga sataniaposter

after you block the chat cheerleaders, it's kind of tolerable

fuck off faggot

Might as well use no clip at this point.

Is this "we are gamers" a forced meme? Why do they keep banging this drum?

>its not cheating
>ITS NOT CHEATING!
didnt you hear them
they are speedrunners so they must know better right

nice fatty

Nobody gives a fuck about twitch chat.

>because we are gamers

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I think you'll find women enjoy sex a lot sweetie, just not with you

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I was faster than this on my first run of the game.

How bad are they

>anime posters shitting up a gdq thread

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>inbounds

pc cucks aren't used to completing games legit. Cheating is all they know

HE LITERALLY JUST WENT THROUGH A WALL

HOW IS THIS INBOUNDS?

BADGE CHECK, SHOW ME YOUR BADGE OR GET OUT.

>that fucking "Oh, did it kill you?" and the reaction
Fuck that was way funnier to me than it should be.

Two very great puzzle games. They are worth your time, go play them. 2 even has effectively a metric shit ton of content thanks to chamber creation.

me too user, me too

Based Jeff poster

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How the mighty have fallen

user LISTEN DO NOT OPEN THIS IMAGE

YOU WILL FIND ONLY PAIN, STRIFE AND FAILURE BEYOND HERE. PLEASE TAKE MY HEED

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What is Guau?

Hey /ck/ bro

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Here it is.

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gamers without borders

>HOW IS THIS INBOUNDS?
stop asking questions and donate!

Where did you get the idea that women don't enjoy sex?

>saving and quick loading
>no clipping walls
>speedrunning

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I need some mcfucking donalds, bros........

FUCK video games

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Source?

This would've been amazing if they had a guy announcer who could do a Cave voice

Don't worry, I'm here to save the day with video game characters!

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Turtles soon

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Delete this.

test

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>complaining about anime on an ancient mongolese woodcarving forum
user, I...

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here
Thanks for all the positive replies. I'll look for them on a sale. It's good I'm not getting spoiled much on the puzzles watching this run at least.

How new are you?

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fuck

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PC """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'SPEEDRUNNING""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Guys he keeps calling us gamers but I’m not sure if I qualify. How can I tell?? :(

Fucking L O L

Nobody:

post more then

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>INBOUNDS

how're you enjoying your first GDQ in 5 years?

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God you newfags do this every year. Sometimes the categories get titled stupidly because it's a community of literal autists naming them. The categories and rules are defined by the individual game's communities. If the community deems it legal then it is. There is no universal rule of any kind between speedruns.

what is wrong with the retards in the chat that keep saying to subscribe

I want to fuck her 75 different ways.

same

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My favorite 2000s anime

Just watch glitchless you fucking faggot.

FUCK

C A L A R T S

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FYI rule34 already happened

wuya is hot!!!

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Rate this run!

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I never beat Portal 2. Got to a point where you had a big room, two parts on each side and then far from the entrance on the left was the target. Could never figure it out.

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Is the cringe part of the run over?

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screentearing/10

>DO NOT PRESS
>Time

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fucking boring

V/Sync

Brooos follow my stream

That's a pretty neato ending

You weren't kidding about N being a banable offense

TIME! TIME! TIME! TIME! TIME! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

Le give me an upvote and my reddit gold!

4/10 - honestly the runner wasn't awful, but the couch was cringecore.

Unappealing as fuck design

did not watch out of ten

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based

You're a delusional fuckface if you think she's at an "unhealthy" weight now. Common sense isn't whiteknighting.

6/10 Not terrible, no flubs.

I told you.

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If he hadn't fallen this would be kino.

Inbounds/10

Cheeky ending. Wasn't here for the rest of it.

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CRINGE

Portal 2 isn't much about thinking just walking around in the room and shooting portals in the few spots that are allowed. It's more like Where's Waldo than a puzzle game.

PJ and friends are the only good runners

2/10. Boring

GAMERS/10

6/10 - Good run, decent commentary but ruined by screen tearing

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Nah, there's 7 days left

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4/10 annoying couch

PJ and a bud next awwww ye

3.6/10 not great not terrible

7/10, some of the commentary brought it down, mainly the fag on the left of the couch

We survived this shit run vros

>Dove Men

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Is that the Yea Forums poster that was asked to dab?

did the marathon start?/10

You fool that was the kino

6/10
it was alright

"Anonymous"

0/10 no pits

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6/10

that's the whole marathon, user

bros where is our favourtie midget blechy, did they kill him?

>being realistic and reasonable means you're looking for sex with a person you've never met
K.

RATE RUN NOW MOTHERFUCKERS

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Any cuties spotted yet boys? Just got here

fags should do 2-player TMNT3.

Actually, now that I think about it, never completed a portal game at all. Didn't want to look up guides and just stopped playing them.

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KUNGFU IS ALL ALONE

POST ENDING IN 07 TELLS ME WHAT SAY TO HER

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Portal 2 is a snoozefest of a game but the runner was entertaining. I'll give it a solid 4/5

6/10, missed why they were flying
great game though

here have opera
youtube.com/watch?v=_kPyGvqNn4Y&ab_channel=GenBadGuy

This thread is now in subscriber only mode. NO PLEBS ALLOWED!!!

Most of these runs I don't even care about,but I enjoy the shitposting. I'm not even really watching the runs. I'm hoping we get some trannies and autistic moments though.

Only runs I kind of want to watch are Metroid and maybe some of the Zelda runs. Sonic Generations possibly and some Kirby stuff might be good.

5/10

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anyone else cringing rn?

They are, you dumbass.
PJ and MechaRichter.

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yawn out of snooze

>it's way faster, like 10x!
>NO. IT IS ACTUALLY 4.56 SECONDS FASTER.
>you fly for like a whole minute!
>WRONG. YOU FLY FOR EXACTLY 59.32 SECONDS. A MINUTE IS EXACTLY 60 SECONDS LONG.

autistic/10

Post more of my daughter

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imagine being left alone in the prize room

Yusuke is the most based Shonen character of all time. 2nd to Kuwabara of course.

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nigglet

I love armpits

>h-hey

Ask her out

>cringe.vocaroo

lose weight you fat dyke

>needing guides for portal games

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call her a good girl

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...

you

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...

Me after reading your post.

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>first few threads were fine
>tons of anime pics suddenly
why do you fags do this go back to a you niggers

Only the first half was good, second half was even worse than modern Shounen shows.

Where is the skeleton fag to make a tier list?

REMEMBER TO SUBSCRIBE WITH AMAZON PRIME TO BE ABLE TO COMMENT IN THIS THREAD

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Yea, that's what I said. I didn't look up guides, I wasn't gonna stoop that low and just stopped playing them.

>cuties
>at sgdq
Gonna have to wait until ESA for that one pal

Don't forget, Boards of Canada might be debuting new music on Warp's anniversary radio stream in about 45 minutes

love that yuri series

>She so obviously FAR skinnier in 2016, 3 years ago.
No one said she wasn't captain strawman and the jets.
>Cope you fucking retard whiteknight.
He said, while unable to deal with the idea of someone gaining weight over years of passed time
>The fuck does this even mean
Oh no, it's mentally challenged

>he said the n-word
Oh nononononono MOODS

250 / 200 Points Not Cheating Guys

DO IT

>PJ and MechaRichter.

Time to get comfy

Why did Yusuke want him to cut his dick off so bad?

you wanna get moist with me

2/10
couch brought it down a full 3 points

The skeleton user said he wasn't making a tier list this year because something about it being for zoomers and the runs weren't very interesting. I'm sure some other skeleton user will make it in his place if the autism is strong enough.

finally, some good fucking games.

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no dude it's okay i'm supporting garbage ironically

I should rewatch Yu Yu Hakusho some day honestly

>Can I smell you're ass?

is there a youtube stream i wanna comfy watch on my xbox

How deep are you gonna roll this GDQ?

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>can i smell it

He already said he wasn't because shit's lame, but he is still posting.

0/10 boring as fuck, source games make terrible speedruns

>Look up who asked Velocity's gender
>it was fucking Claris
I'm not surprised.

There is some cute tomboy looking girl in the audience, or it might be a fag. Not sure, but they have nice legs.

>mr shasta

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Man these new pokemons look fucking weird.

Don't complain. Thanks to the weebs we can have ESA threads. Yea Forums is obsessed with trannies and do not care about speedrun events or vidya.

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can i see your feet?

>Vinny

Huh? As in Vinesauce?

Best boi

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

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let me smell one of your delicious farts

Are there any unironic based boys doing runs this year?

fat honkers

say fuck trannies you wont

>PJ run up next
Finally, some good shit

if it turns out to be a f*g that makes you one too

>first few years were fine
>redditfags and phoneposters suddenly

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Any cringe yet?

(U-235)

Want to watch turtles with me?

I'm you but stronger.

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this

>he thinks its impossible to stay skinny for 5 years, or even 3
Wanna know how I can tell you are a fat American?

It's okay. As long as it's a femboy then I'm fine with that.

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average

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>Mr_Shasta running Kirby
Goddammit, that actual furry faggot.

sauce

it's all in these threads so far

ayy bby u want sum fuk??

I'm gonna rape you and all the dilated trannies in this shit hole

>special guest WHOOPI GOLDBERG

nice pic but bad game
cant wait for super mario bros 2 though

omg I completely forgot about this being a thing. Nostalgia.

faggot

>m-more cheering

P-Please cheer.

Look at those saggy titties in the background from the girl walking by.

PLEASE CLAP

>more cheering

cheap pop

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Is the guy on the mic a tranny?

Mpoobi 3 up next

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>more cheering
Suicide.

YO Yea Forums I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU IMMA LET YOUR THREAD FINISH BUT CLARIS HAS SOME OF THE BEST CRINGE OF ALL TIME
twitter.com/ClarisRobyn

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i never watch kirby runs anyway. can't stand poyo cunt

Oh my god. Again? Do we still care to pretend to give a fuck?

>LLK
Oh on, not this obnoxious faggot again.

>Produce false excitement!
Lol cringe

PC speedrunning

good taste

>"Come on people! Where is the energy!?!? I NEED MORE CHEERING!! ON THE COUNT OF THREE WE'RE GONNA SAY GAMERS RISE UP.

What my pic says.

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>please cheer
wooo
>please cheer again
Is this just something you're required to say whenever you have a mic on a sort-of stage?

Hey cutie pie, let's hook up

Are you a thin American? If so, congrats. It's difficult to stay thin in America: Just look at how many people are fat here. We live in an unhealthy food environment.

Isnt' this portaxx from thefplus?

A reminder that it is perfectly ok to sniff BRAPS

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girl
boobs

Based birdposter

>make some noise!
>that's not loud enough!
Aren't we tired of this cliche yet? I'll be hype when there's something to be hype about, cucks.

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My, you've gotten BIG.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOO!
Beautiful bird.

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subhuman meal

Whats the point of watching if no good runners are participating?

Last years best runner didn't even get invited

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how fucking fat are you

What the fuck

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mother

TURTLES IN A HALF SHELL
TURTLE POWER

Probably a lesbian most likely, but those tits though. Goddamn.

wud u

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>boomer run

don't give him attention

if the guy knows how to properly work out he could be bear mode as fuck

based PJ

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>carbs
>ketchup
CRINGE!

The holocaust was justified.

He's there. Just not running anything I don't think.

>PJ

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What is it about gdq that attracts so many trannies? Serious question.

she knew what she was doing

>this pajeet got to fuck her when she was thin
WHY IS LIFE SO UNFAIR TO ME???

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no

METAPHOR VAGINA

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yeah, she has boobs

Do people actually watch this 8-bit retro cringe shit?

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who the fuk is that whoppi goldberg mc saggy ?

no raph...

oh wow i fucked it up

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Mmm shit on my chest baby

arrrhhhhhhh

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>40 minute autoscroller """speed""" run

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Same thing that attracts trannies to CompSci
t. trannyposter

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I wanna fuck that chibi

Don't mind me. Just posting best turtle, faggots

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mommy

excuse me

looked better 1 year ago desu

what ever happened to that dude who did that based jak and daxter run?

OH GREAT
A SHITTY AUTOSCROLLER

Awesome

Go away zoomer

why are we so ahead of schedule?

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there are a lot of speedrunner trannies and GDQ puts on the whole "inclusive" thing which ends up attracting all the trannies.

>walk right "speedrun"

>speedrunning an autoscroller

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DID I JUST HEAR BLUEGLASS LAUGHING?

literally have sex incel

they got him

>turtle speedruns

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Shout outs to the tech crew. Their flight was delayed so we won't see them until tomorrow.

Permabanned

Why is it always like this? People make new games every year yet we still go back to this marioshit on the fucking NES. Why not Atari and C64? Because that too is shit but the people who make this garbage events aren't personally nostalgic. But they are for marioshit on NES. Fuck that.

Do you guys like my dog?

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Hi Narcissa

Fuck air Canada guy? He isnt allowed back.

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>literally shouts out his parents for fucking him into existence
best run in years desu

I have the same corsair keyboard as you but I am afraid to eat near it and food falls under the keys.

now this is a speed game

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Airlines sued him to death.

he looks content.

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Shut up you fucking baby

not publicly. he said they just ignore his submissions which is effectively the same thing.

So boring, people like this furry shit autoscroller?

>Donations
>clap clap clap clap clap
I fucking hate it.

I didn't have this game on my first list, but then I ctrl+f'ed the schedule for names and added it because of PJ

>diet ginger ale

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Not liking turtles.

first time watching gdq while not stoned off my mind
pretty boring desu... beer just isn't the same

He's alright. I've seen better. Treat him right.

>caring this much about e-celebs
Doesn't fix boomer cringe "speed game" autoscrollers

im just happy its this time again

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This is already more entertaining than the first two runs.

it's one of the greatest games ever made u fuck

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vodkachad reporting in

i don't think im a violent person but i really want to smash a brick on his face

Step up senpachi

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>DUDE I'm a person who smokes weed.......btw

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>it's a "speedrun" turns out to be a let's play episode

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feels good

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Your hot

Jesus fucking Christ, you need to work on your bait.

comfy gdq threads all week long!

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what time

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>30 more minutes of this

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dude weed lmao

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Should do crack instead.

Thank God. Portal is over. Now for based titles. How many trannies have there been on screen so far?

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I moved to a state where it isn't legal, and I don't like breaking the law...

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shadow banned

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>All these newfags shitting on a PJ run

Autoscrollers should be banned
Y/N?

He got banned from submitting for one year. He hasn't gotten a run fully accepted since and the one time he was on the couch he wasnt given a microphone and left out of the picture they took of the couch and runner despite the fact that he was sat right beside them.

>game where you are literally unable to go fast
>"yeah, this would make a great speedgame"

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Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y

Why is a literal mommy milkers there?

*sip* now this is a speedrun

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>speed run
>just two dudes playing a game normally together
what the fuck happened to speed running?

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Not even the most based character from that author.

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i agree

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new thread

More cute anime girls pls

No it isn't', you just need to not go to burger king and mcdonalds 6 times a week lol

stop sexualizing my wife

go back

Can we have sex

>my runs are specifically ignored! There's no way I, Bonesaw, wouldn't be in the marathon otherwise! I won't even show up!
lmaooo

your making fucking scooby snacks

Dark Gon was scary as fuck.

>those voice cracks

No one on this board could even beat this game if they tried

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he got accepted this year, user
check all the run submissions
he's on there as backup

wow gdq really got petty

Why?

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FIRST EVER ZERO PLAYER SPEEDRUN

So they can moderate fun, what else.

It's to censor people and prevent shitposters and trolls because they know people will talk about trannies, dilation, faggots, and spam furries and niggers in the chat.

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>tfw your game and hard work will never be shown at GDQ

Literal children beat this game all the time.

FUCKING DO IT

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are you guys serious with the autoscroller hate? speedrunning isn't just "how much of the game can i skip?" it's also "how fast can i do this?"

yell "all your base are belong to us" before detonating it
im sure they will start clapping

WHERE IS THE NEW THREAD NIGGERS

user...

Have sex

oof...didn't see it lol

why did you gain so much weight?

Was that a ChrisChan reference?