SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019

CRINGE!

It's a 3 hour drive to GDQ and I only want to go to meet some girl I've chatted with through steam, discord. I'm not even sure what will happen. Was hoping of asking her out.

Should I do it?

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Based, good luck hamster girl.

>what's the agenda here
the agenda is that speedrunning has a lot of trannies in it, it's really that simple

Good luck little hamster

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Left guy needs to shut up, too cringe. YIKES!

Sneed

Is ds dad there

What the FUCK is this setup

My run's up next, wish me luck mateys!

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Because your tears nourish my dark heart, gentile scum.

anyone want to have sex?

I dont trust hamsters

3 hours is nothing

How would you get in?

Reminder that this is a bully free zone, no bullying allowed here.

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kys

>tranny has the deepest voice
lmao, does this dude even try?

Watch NASA.

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I have waited long enough. I demand KungFuFruitCup feet.

these threads sure are moving fast

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>beginning with the letter D

Watch SMZ3 randomizer, it's legit

You can tell the left couchfag thinks he's reeeally fucking funny.

you probably won't be able to fuck her because there's 100 other guys minimum there trying to.

but you can try if you want, maybe i'm wrong

bring /srg back to life!

>10k donation
so money laundering? has the fbi investigated this shit?

tranny niggers

Are there any worse games than Source engine games to """""""speedrun""""""?

>hurr ima grab this lamp/crate/box/sofa and clip myself into the wall and then jump up to the ceiling over the level and jump to exit lololololol

Fuck Gaben.

10k donation

>its that time of year when Yea Forums is flooded with Vidya cucks
>people who would rather watch other people play video games than play video games them selves.

I registered months before hand for possibility of going.

>10K

>Portal 2 is really funny!
I wish I could still live in 2011 like these guys.

>$10,000 donation
The money laundering begins

Im fucking bored

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>inb4 we get the retards in here saying the yetee is laundering money

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>that ass cable management

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Alex Howe isn't a tranny you mongoloid.

name me and my GDQ crew

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remember when they got rid of the kill the animals incentive because it was not normie friendly?

I'm up next girls, wish me luck.

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>tfw cant have long hair and a shaven face anymore without people thinking youre a tranny

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do people just sub and forget about it?

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>tabs to mplayer
>presses M
>continues watching csgo
only an hour to go until good runs start.

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bully thread
(for bullying)

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Does anyone here like wristwatches

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i hate left couchfag

based

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At least it's inbounds. OoB runs are the most boring shit.

I am up next, wish me luck.

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is anyone doing a total tranny count for the whole event this time

He looks like one

Reminder that MSF performs illegal human trafficking.

is there anything worse than meme culture?
a fucking culture they call it

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way to out yourselves as underageb&

It's called money laundering.
And oh shit, a tranny joke. They're gong to be banned from next year.

the cake is a lie

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Final Doom, Kirby 64, Sunshine race, Banjo-Kazooie race, Galaxy 2, Quake, Minecraft, Spongebob BfBB

>their

BASED TRANNY

No, because then these faggots would have to face the reality that there aren't actually that many.

>their name
fuck these tranny enabling faggots

>Hoopy the Hoop
>THEIR
>we dont discriminate
BANNED

This runs gonna suck isn't it

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Guys The cake is a lie xD

THE

I still haven't played Portal 2

way to out yourself as new

Nice damage control tranny

>anonymous $5000 donation

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How many houses does Mike Uyama have now?

i need sex

Later, going to fap to some traps.

I laughed harder than anyone should at this post.

new
get out

How many non-cishets did we have so far in just these 2 hours?

stutterstep

who ever says yetee is laundering money? Yetee is just giving their agreed upon share of the proceeds from shirt sales to agdq through the stream tracker. It's the "anonymous $10,000 donations" that pop up in the dozens during the last day that are money laundering.

chinlet and the chins

It's great so far

God I miss prime sarina

I'll take an average, give or take 40%

Control Johns begin

I WANT TO IMPREGNATE kungufruitcup

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I think Proto is still out, he was the source of most of the reeeing.

>he doesn't know

The commentary on this run is fucking annoying

>respect the circle's pronouns

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Not wanting to fuck a fat whale doesn't mean you'r a homo user, it's okay

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CEASE

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Have sex

Is it me or has gdq lost its ___soul___. Maybe it's the increasing amount of trannies__

left couch really needs to shut his god damned hole

>dibs
End it faggot.

sorry but he has a penis

on twitch people will sub to channels JUST for emotes. I have one really popular emote that people sub to my channel for. I have about 2,000 subscribers and maybe average 50 viewers on my streams. It's fuckin weird.

Don't criticize Yea Forums's God!

Glasses, Jacket, Shirt and the Glasses, Jacket, Shirtettes.

>that insane hall echo
yikes

I'm going to Forever 21. You guys want anything?

make sure you don't call the mascot a she, otherwise you'll get replies from gay furries on twitter.

>Run is only 15 minutes in

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yeah lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Remember anons, if you don't constantly tweet about your boobs, or spam the word "girl", you aren't a real girl.

WHICH OF YOU user IS GOING TO KILL GUY ON LEFT OF COUCH?

Post channel.

I think the dude in the backwards hat is her BF

I miss him, anons.

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GDQs have lost their soul years ago my man

They're sterile, carefully designed and organized corporate events now.

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Someone get the guy on the left a fucking drink, holy shit if he smacks his lips while talking again I'm gonna go and play video games instead of wasting my time watching someone else play them instead

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Pick me up a Mukai gf.

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7 years btw

>girl
You’re only going to be disappointed

>gay furries
redundant

>le funny man of abrupt sentence structure, many ums and sharp inhales every 5th word
muting until this run is over

dibs.

She really plumped up fast. This is what happens when you are on an American diet and don't ever see the inside of a gym. Unfortunate, but the type of guys that would fuck her don't care about that anyway

>Yea Forums's God!
You have to go back

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Why do they let people with annoying lisps be on the couch? He isn't even the runner.

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paizuri

I will at the start of chapter 9

>the trash triggers the button

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Cinnabon

STOP MAKING NEW THREADS EARLY

But GDQ's emotes aren't even that good.

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Is Proto in this year?

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what happened here?

>girl
Heeeeeeeheeeeee yeaaaaaaah, go for it dude.

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RIP my nigga blueglass

You're late to this realization user, it's been soulless for years.

It's an actual girl. Thing is I'm just imagining the worst, like her already having a bf.

couch people are picked by the runner

It's fuckin gay. There's just so many people in the audience now for example and obviously the extreme censoring n shit. It's not the same, why are we even watching it

>he's not permabanned from the GDQ twitch chat
what are you waiting for?

Would adding speedruners to the QA team of games in development improve quality?

Or are devs aware of the exploits but simply don't give a shit?

No you don't.

I skipped Spyro because I'm gonna get the game on PC soon.
But how was the run?

Everyone hates Blueglass for being on the spectrum and left the room.... it was really heartbreaking

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>Hehey, look, you transitioned into a dead guy!
How did Valve get away with this?

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>UGH BECAUSE ANGLE PORTALS ARE WELL CODED

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Can we fastforward to a real game? Vavle games suck donkey dick for speedrunning.

girl

YOU ARE MY FRIEND AAAAAAAA

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If I talk about toasters enough, I just might become a toaster.

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>actually i'll explain it
leftfag cucked and destroyed

GDQ used to have bonus streams that went on for days after the end of the stream

Runners choose their own couches.

There are plenty of decent looking thin males who would happily plow that. Lots of people love chubby chicks, not just fat neckbeards. Especially in 'murrica, where that is the body type of every 3rd woman

What is that thing in the middle on the couch

>girl

Them to remove sub only chat?

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I like Portal but I don't like this run. What's wrong with me?

post the reverse please

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Yeah. Insane!

No, he's filming the Junior remake with Arnold.

Not great not terrible

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This is too trippy to watch.

THE MEME WORD

>games with great movement
Heh. Let's put that tag back in the box.

You won't be able to go into marathon areas, just the hotel. They have gotten more serious about security

Kungfu looks like she fucks black guys

were you not around before they implemented it or something?

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What's this timepiece?

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no, they're skipping gdq this time

I'd hit it

Golden Retriever in his human form

He's apparently not a tranny according to an outraged user ITT. Surprising since he as the typical GDQ tranny look.

:D

Source engine speedruns suck.

How many trannies are there this time?

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based

THANK YOU user

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>explaining quicksave and quickloads
Consolefags were a mistake.

Jesus christ.

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what do you call this body type?

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How are we holding up?

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>Goth GF
Based

Quick save and quick load is missing in most modern titles.

>I saw her boyfriend on her stream a few days ago. The dude's pretty ripped
any pics of him, I'm curious to see whose riding that

The fuck is this tearing?

Games really old 2012-2013
>old

Haha gaymers and GIRUGAMESH

you could also get banned by creating a clip with an innapropriate name like "protomagicalboy" or something.

Whats up my fellow GAMERS

thank god im not a gamer

dummy thick

"grimace"

WE'RE GAMERS BROS

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Break a thumb.

Not enough trunks for the junk

mcnuggies craver

Thank goodness. Protomagicalman was the worst part of this whole event.

SAH GAYMER DOODS??

power

At least the variant that saves your exact position.

what year did this tranny shit start taking over GDQ?

Even if I registered to go before hand? I thought if you registered you could go into the marathon areas

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Optimal.

i dont think ill make it to turtles bros. this is too boring.

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You're a gamer, user! We're all gamers here!

>tfw youre so mentally ill you decide to start LARPing killer7

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Proto was kind of pushed out of staff, probably because of all the controversy he was causing. He's also gone actually insane and claims to have 4 personalities, all with different pronouns. Dude needs serious help.

Why do normalfags pretend to enjoy speedruns?

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underrated post

The pear

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this is cringe

The craving my McNuggies shape

HOIP

stray demon

american

play vidya while you wait

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2016 is when the clown world became realized

>end credits song isn't twitch safe
how??

Honestly, the runner isn't bad. It's just that couch that kills it.

cope

I think you'd be the one getting hit.

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This is a reminder that the voice-actress for GLaDOS is the same one as Princess Celestia in MLP! I wonder if they'll reference that...

___ ____ __ _ ___

I'm banned from GDQ chat

Injecting estrogen directly into my balls

They leech onto anything that is even mildly popular in order to keep up their "cool and trendy" farce up.

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Not TOS reasons, copyright reasons

So

You know, in spite of how much I hate the LGBT community and trannies, I really wish I could just swallow my pride and go trap mode. I'm 5'5'", no muscle mass, I've got a great ass and nice dick, and on a good day my voice can go as high as Tomoko Kaneda. Thing is, I don't want to be a trap so I can trick guys; I want to trick girls, because it's my fetish. Unfortunately, other people get to enjoy their fetishes, and I have to sit on Yea Forums all day knowing that no matter how cute I look, how girly I act, 100% of females are still turned off by the idea of being fucked raw by a dude that's more attractive than them.

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>can't even watch the credits of a video game because twitch will autoflag it

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____ __ ___ _

Because trannies and millions of dollars in "charity" for an illegal immigration and human trafficking organization

Wake me when the GTA runs start.

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me too. i wrote nigga and got perma'd instantly.

>GDQ will never be this comfy again
I used to actually enjoy this autismfest, now I just watch for the inevitable tranny cringe and fails.

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normies will pretend to enjoy anything as long as they're promised the money they're donating to the """"cause"""" is going to good use
this makes the skimming jews very happy and the donators get to write a funneh message as they throw money directly into a furnace

Who here is a qt?

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Not exactly a huge feat, you could probably put "I love trannies" and get banned still

>can’t even play a song from a pg 13 game on twitch
fucking hell

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see

It's over.
Why even give them views?

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I have been for years ever since some mod interpreted my sarcasm the wrong way. Just gives me an excuse not to sub.

He tried to prevent this.

Someone explain the meme behind these comments. Isn't the chat sub only? Why do ppl keep saying this.

>out of bounds in an inbounds run
how does GDQ keep getting away with it?

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This is actually all ironic. There's no other explanation

How come? I don't recall Still Alive having controversial lyrics.

I'm very sorry user

>body type goes directly against fetish
life is truly cruel

They might have been considering whether it would trigger a copyright strike

BROS

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I'm going to rawdog your rectum

"still alive" is sexist

Cool Matty is a Yoshi wearing a human suit to collect money for Hamas.

KH has the same problem. If you play any of the Utada songs on stream you get muted.

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how exactly?

cope.

>2013 GDQ
soul

not true, the girl im with likes me specifically because im prettier than her. find a girl who liked boy bands when she was 13.

>This is actually all ironic
It's not.

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how many games are they ransoming behind donation incentives this time

>Oh GTA! When are those runs?
>None listed
Wait that the fuck?

ESA still exists.

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Be a slut user, there are lots of girls into cute looking guys who like to crossdress.

I would really prefer it if you'd be quiet, but yes I can't wait for that run

It's because of copyright, not the rating of the song

What's rawdog?

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Why was 2011-2014 speedrunning so comfy and what happened that it's so shit now even outside of GDQs?

based caveman

I will be speedrunning RE Code Veronica X. I'm never watching GDQ ever again

Twitch doesn’t give one fuck about copyright. People stream full movies and they don’t take action unless the studio files a copyright claim.

GDQ is dead.
Why are we all still here?

Let
it
go
.

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>boyfriend
>the dude's pretty ripped
The guy is a pussy just beat him up and take Kungfufruitcup for yourself.

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the slug

mario 2, dkc 2, streets of rage, metroid, castlevania, Bonus game?, zelda randomizer race, bonus game 2?, divekick, castlevania dos?, Red alert 3. bonus game 3?, dark souls 2?, looney tunes, bomberman 2, ch-ch-chip n' dale mmorpg, super mario world, bonus game 4?, grand poo world 2, diablo 2, quake, half life, half life 2, minecraft, megaman 3 (based fatso), megaman 11, bonus game 5?, dark souls, skyrim, super mario world 96 exit, bonus game 6?, link to the past+super metroid combo randomizer, chrono trigger (based puwexil), finale?

and cavemans trarg run I guess and the pj run of turltes

Unironically popularity

>Dark things are unwatchable

What the fuck did he mean by this? Is this Raimi%?

>Mods to make the game more visible

FAGGOTS.

similar to updog

Who tf is that in the middle?

Whats up rawdog haha

thought middle couch dude was a girl until the spoke

This BLACK GUY.

Not much man, how about you?

The proverbial n word

who are you quoting

Talking out of your ass. Stream audio is automatically muted for VODs without any intervention.

Just to suffer

It became popular and popular things get corrupted by corporate interests.

His runs are pretty chill.

Popularity and stream monetization

Well what the heck is updog?!

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source?

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stop being retarded. girls don't cross their leg over their thigh like that

Your mother's favorite

glados sings about mankind
keyword: MANkind
Im not joking

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did he steal it
or did he just want 80 people to come and fuck him in his pre-op boy bussy

>30 minutes of "What we're doing isn't cheating, promise!!"

VODs get autmoatically silenced for the duration copyright music plays

What. But it's scientifically called mankind.

extremely slutty ones do

Steve Jobs.

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>Chrono Trigger
My nigga

We did let go. Now we're past the tragedy and enjoying the comedy

wait, really, the don't allow the outro because of that?

>bunny CRINGE! jumping

They also upload the runs to youtube and that song will trigger the youtube's shitty copyright algorithms.

That’s the vod not the livestream. Who cares if 2 minutes is cut out of a sgdq vod.

these events died when Blueglass was murdered by the GDQ mafia

He stole them, which is why he got banned

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>not cheating btw
not cheating btw
>not cheating btw
not cheating btw
>not cheating btw
not cheating btw

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*explodes*

Werster is pure and only loves Misty

Why does NTR make me laugh instead of get my dick hard?

Stream keeps freezing on me, is it because uBlock?

>quick save
>quick load
what the fuck happened to speed running?

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Algorithms will literally automute the VOD, shut the fuck up retard.

>scientists
you mean old white men user?

I'm bored bros

I actually don't know if I believe this.

That's no girl

>squares for odd numbers
hate when they do this abstract shit. Just give me a normal watch damnit. I know it's not hard to deduce what the hour is but it still takes me an extra second to process.

This guy looks like he's from second life.

remember when trihex read from a script

SOUL

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What the actual fuck is with the screen tearing

not doing it will yield the same result as doing it and failing

when do the good runs start?

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PC speedrunning is a special brand of stupid

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he later said he heavily regrets it

>That fucking screen tearing

Because I can only achieve orgasm from hearing the phrase "Greetings from Germany"

Don't ever watch a bethesda game speedrun then

Have some brain food

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blueglass will always be /ourguy/

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Stop projecting.

Hotels reuse the keys by shuffling the lock codes so they naturally aren't too happy that someone has 80 keys.

youtube.com/watch?v=-iZCU21HO-0

Vsync is banned from GDQ because ti starts with the letter V and that triggers certain individuals.

I like to assume that the female donation readers are hot, are they?

HAVE FUN!

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New runners came and actually got good at the games and the e-celebrities who were on top before, due to being there first, couldn't keep up.

based gayhating black man

Fuck you

God in heaven leftfag on couch is an annoying cunt.

smb2 in like 1h35m

Remember when they read "my wife's son" donation?

That was literally the only highlight in the last couple of years

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Good. That shit made that run a colossal disappointment.

>hear that? Have FUN
I actually laughed

This speedrun is way more boring than a game of this quality should be

based pvm user

They just put on the high pitch valley girl voice, which triggers the brain into thinking they are hot. Then you see what they really look like.

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youtube.com/watch?v=06rW7LSUQ80

No its because of copyright but I'm not surprised this place would blindly believe that

what are you guys playing while we wait? i'm just fucking about in animal crossing.

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>cheats to turn up the brightness
>quicksaves and loads

Why are pc runners such faggots?

>Sex doll on stream
yikes

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Why does this run feel so fucking long?

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What is your personal criteria for "good run" at one of these things? Does it just need to be a game you like? does the couch have to be talkative? does the runner need to talk a lot and explain things well?
What makes a good run for you, Yea Forums?

Whyy didn't you guys listen to the goose?
He warned you.
He told you.

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>glados's screams of pain
that's when I started feeling feelings for her bros

whats up with the lag?

It should be entertaining.
That's the criteria.

>2011 was the last time Valve was relevant

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Wish us luck on our co-op run!

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Not much how about you?

mobile kusoge

uh oh

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I want to cum in Glados.

still sucks, especially when it's part of a game.

You can only post here if you have this badge of honor

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first time I see this, someone edited my console war shitpost into an epic vs steam one? lel

Yolo Swag God

I wanna speedrun velocity

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Wacky reddit e-celebrities doing zany antics on stream, like bonesaw. The game and skill doesn't matter.

holy fuck waht is wrong with these people?

A game that I like and have beaten. It can't be a good run for me if I have clue what the game is or how things should work and I can't understand the strats.

Good luck, hamster poster

girl

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this shit with the trannies again?

Now that will be prime shitposting.

>Metroid Prime 2: (((Echoes)))
What did they mean by this

eh id be fine with that too

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Entertaining and/or interesting

Sometimes I still enjoy runs even if the game or runner isn't that entertaining if the actual run itself involves a lot of interesting techniques/strategies

carcinogen's RE7 run 2 years ago
the dark souls 3 run at the last event

why the fuck did he do that
poor trihex

Entertaining, informative commentary and fast run speed.

Lots of cutscenes and shit.

>girl
>GIRL
>girl
i'm a girl
>BOOBS
>girl
>girrl
>teehee
i have boobs btw

what are we eating/drinking?

What the fuck Glados is hot bros how did I not realize this

The atmosphere of the room has to be good and there has to be fun and chemistry between the people running and those on the couch.

The event needs to have SOUL.

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This did not age well

What's the most obscure thing you can post for an instaban

>game I like
>either fast paced or has cool interesting glitches
>good explanations

>Lag in offline single-player
ISHYGDTT

Kill yourselves eceleb worshipping sheep faggots

HER

I don't know yet. Nobody has offered to go to the store.

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give me source already, user

I'm really glad I never played Portal 2, there's only been like 10 minutes of actual gameplay and the rest is just cutscene

Nothing right now.
Would probably play some mario royale, but since the dmca patch I haven't felt like it.
Would have to get some custom textures, and custom sounds to make it playable.

Will probably test some more stuff in stellaris, started an mp game recently, but hadn't played in 2 years so it was very different, testing specific stuff that there's no info(at least no correct info) online about to make sure how things work.

Might start my fourjobfiesta run.

I want that sandwich

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>ctrl+f
>trann
>22 results
For fucks sake

Either the game has to provide interesting commentary or be entertaining to watch if the game sucks.

Dial eight.

Just an N will get you popped.

>draw as a male
i hope this person gets pushed off a cliff
drawing it as a male is not only sexist, its misogynist, and transphobic

Maximum 1h30m run where the runner or couch explains the story/lore/characters and almost minimum memes or forced jokes.

I miss the Bonesaw kind of streams. Where the run goes to hell, but it's too funny with commentary.

Its a shame, the run is actually pretty good.

Fucking do it, user.

Not a game I like, just one I don't hate
Informative commentary about the tricks they are doing
They need to be having fun

If it has all of this, it's a good run

EPIC

water

>haha potatoes xD
Why do these people find potatoes so funny? Whats wrong with them?

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the midge or a tran

/pol/s tears and the still-beating hearts of aborted fetuses.

God Bless America.

But its hot.

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hydro-homies represent

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how does anyone enjoy speedrunning?

dilate

>EPIC

because it's relatable.

you have to go back

it's almost like it's a speedrun

black porno couch
haha

why the fuck is there no hollow knight

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>white bread

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went to push out a fart
and shit myself a little
kinda had an upset stomach today
bad idea

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I'm partial to games I like, but there needs to be some interesting ways to play them, ideally hard tricks.
Sound of couch+runner needs to be alright I suppose, but some voices that can be cringey can still work, like that one warcraft 3 runner, he's enthusiasm and high energy overpowers the cringe.

I'm gonna try posting random words until I get banned, I'm hoping to find the GDQ version of 'melon' in facade.

Because it's not FOTM anymore.

they ran it last year i think

when's rabi

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I knew Hestia was a dirty girl.

because its too fun

ARE YOU READY FOR KABOOM LATER ANONS

>this voice.
You guys sure he's tranny and not just a longhaired faggot?

They did it on AGDQ

nasty cunt

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>he never had a potato PC
Do you even game?

Pepsi Max

godspeed
report back with results

because it's a marathon session. Viewability and completion is more important than run perfection here.

fuck you homo

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Super Mario Bros 3, but I'm going to die because I'm bad at video games.

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>eating
Nothing
>drinking
Water

It got run art an ESA And was boring as fuck.

Hello nohspecific.

Do you guys really not recognise him or is this some elaborate bait?

What is a "Reportal"? I missed the beginning

cringe

Played it a couple weeks ago, pretty dope desu. Didn't ESA run it already?

he's a dude. he runs half life and Yea Forums freaks out about him every time.

It's shibboleth

>letting leftfag talk

i can't even use gamer ironically anymore

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>"""""""""""""inbounds"""""""""""""""

Yeah that looked like it was inbounds

There's a remarkable amount of subtle baiting going on right now.

He's just a dude with long hair. He even has a section in his stream bio that specifically says he's not a girl.

Why did you post that?

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cringe but also based

no way i cant stand all this cringe if im not drinking beer, so.

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How the mighty have fallen....

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Is protomagical tranny not gonna be on at all? I sure hope so.

hey

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Nice INBOUNDS fucking cheaters

Nothing because I haven't been able to find a game to play for months

Wow you noticed.

i agree, draw him as a futa

>potatos XD

when will they azur lane

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jesus christ

This commentary couch god damn

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How is this run so fucking boring?

jesus christ that tranny doesn't even try to hide his man voice

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>How the mighty have fallen....
I hope she falls on my dick.

When you place a portal you're already moving through, the game prevents you from getting stuck by giving you a boost of speed in the direction you were moving.

They exploit this to go fast.

Based retarded pedophile poster

SOMEONE KILL THIS FUCKING GUY ON THE LEFT

Nope, REEEEEEEd when he got kicked off staff.

NEW THREAD WHERE

>I haven't played this game in awhile
>EVIDENTLY
amazing burn

too much mcdonalds
somebody get her out of america and save this pretty lady

my nigger

>OOOOOOOOORB
>KAAABOOOOM
she was never mighty

2015 was fat. 2016 was peak breeding material.

dummy

2016 was literal perfection

probably because they're not trans

>Transition map

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new thread

i missed you

>eating
Fried chicken
>drinking
baja blast

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I saw you say "what's poppin v"

Alex Howe ain't a tranny idiot

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>Yea Forums is so triggered by trannies they think guys with long hair MUST be trannies
Lmao

Little errors, but if there are some ones they can't control it's forgivable
Commentary if they have something interesting to say
Something that you can watch and understand that there is skill involved.
Something you want to watch and not something like Final Fantasy

Hi nohspecific

We got the next worst thing

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>new thread on page 1
Retard

t. guy with long greasy hair

>minimal cringey 'look at how tragic my life is' donation readings
>non-autistic runner (I know, asking a lot) that can explain well what he's attempting to do and it's level of difficulty
>couch that doesn't tell cringey jokes and jives well with runner and also explains things

That's it, the game doesn't matter, it doesn't even need to be one I like

Probably just eating a lot of junk shit and not exercising, or her metabolism is finally dead

>"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

based

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They would have never made it in the 60s

bad commentary

>sponsored by Red Bull, Best Buy, and FFXIV
How the fuck did they do it

hi newfag

Literally what the fuck are you talking about

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shitty event. streamer bait. sage goes in all fields.

GAMER HOOOYP

>no splatoon
>no bloodborne
>no ds3
>no celeste
>no hollow knight
WHAT'S THE POINT

>Hey, guys, where can I plug my phone in?

WE ARE GAMERS
shut the fuck up, what is this shit
I cant stand it even unironically

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god you are dumb

He said it.

I hate pics like this. I just compared to what I look liked in 2014 and my face was thin and now it looks bloated even though my body is still fit

man i remember i was in that thread. wtf happend in the last 7 years? i still watch this shit, i turned 32.

FFFFUUCK those runs last winter were so good.

Stop eating PUFAs. Avoid fast food, fried food, anything cooked with vegetable oil.

That's cosmo?

>>no splatoon
>>no celeste
>>no hollow knight

Unironically kill yourself

Whats the guy in blue thinking?

Any runs that are worth looking up and watching?

This run is ACKSHULAY incarnate

Does anyone have the picture of benjamin franklin tranny with a wig on?

I avoid all of that except for the vegetable oil one.