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what's the first speedrun?
his morning ONIONS
haha, am I right fellas?
How many tr*Nnoids can we expect this year?
who is this fred flinstone looking guy?
>doctors without borders
Cant wait for more isis soldiers
WHO IS THIS CUTIE PIE?
Are there any good runners at SGDQ this year?
Trump defeated ISIS 2 years ago you fucking retard
It's kungufruitcup. Bonus: she's actually a girl.
sigh. i wish she was trans
t muttoid
Enjoy your refugees
>the time has come where you have to clarify whether you're an actual girl or a tranny
Fucking hell I wish ww3 started now/
I've noticed that lately they try to keep them off-camera. The ringleader tranny, proto, got axed for calling somebody a nigger and then saying it was his other personality that did it. Since then I don't think I've seen any of them doing interviews.
>Doubt
>wearing a literal sack to a speedrunning event
I guess it's true that anyone who associates with speedrunning belongs in the trash
I know. Hard to believe at GDQ, but it's true.
your standards are very low for cute
she thicc
She looks pretty decent on camera right now but she's almost never that cute in person. She's also put on a considerable amount of weight since last time I saw her. A shame, really.
She keeps getting fatter, what's going on.
She used to be a yoga instructor, I don't know if she still does it though.
Probably married or got a bf
>The ringleader tranny, proto, got axed for calling somebody a nigger and then saying it was his other personality that did it
lmfao, for real?
I had to mute this horseshit. I just want my comfy runs.
Fuck it. When's ESA?
the only speedrun I want to see is a tranny march to suicide
Do Americans really look like this?
>submode
piece of shit people ''preventing cancer my ass''
why did you post a pic of a different girl?
Heart Attack - Any %
im hosting with a free chat to spam whatever shit you want.
>WAAAAAAAAAAHH I CAN'T SPAM RACIST and/or TRANSPHOBIC TRASH DURING A CHARITY EVENT
Get dabbed on
jesus christ
will i become a tranny if i watch? i dont wanna get the gay
back2reddit
oh we'll see a lot of faries all right
>say nigger in public
>blame the inner /pol/tard instead of my normal personality
Is this how it works?
>guy is bothered by the word 'boob'
>woman does not give a fuck
What happened to white "men"?
As someone who never played Spyro, is it worth it? I've seen the Crash+Spyro bundle but I wasn't sure if it was worth it.
>Why yes I do play VNs, how could you tell?
kek
why would somebody watch the same old runs over and over except with more soul sucked out each time?
this guy looks like a seal, rofl
> Chat in sub only
yikes, fuck this trannie shit
where the fuck can i get a spyro costume in XXL?
Just a quick reminder
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK JANNIES
And last, but not least,
FUCK NIGGERS
The answer is always trannies
is a $50 donation big enough to guarantee they read my donation message on air?
lol wtf why is this pinned?
Why are her arms so fat?
Why should I care about a bunch of trannies speedrunning a game?
The donations are all made up
you could donate 500 and they're not going to read that all trannies should die
Only mutts care.
Depends on
A) your donation message
B) how congested the donation stream is.
Seriously, $10 will get a shout out sometimes.
sedentary lifestyle
I hope this is real
the cope is real
When is the freak show? Im not interested in watching straight males play.
Why would anyone give money to people playing video games
>What happened to white "men"?
Nothing. Just mutts being mutts.
is this achievable natty?
>When is the freak show?
just look in the mirror
I'm just being realistic. But it's your money and you're welcomed to try.
Oh im not a tranny. I just like to laugh at others misfortune
You got the body of one tho
You think i could pull it off?
post tits first
Nearly dropped my estrogen pills when I saw this. Thanks for the reminder, user!
everybody, to dilation stations!
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
this, shes caked in makeup and fat as fuck plus bad skin. still would though
>Septic Gashes Dilated Quick
Why do you guys hate trannies?
Tranny count so far?
this is the 21st century freak show
low%
>Yea Forums claims to hate GDQ and trannies
>tons of threads for the weeks before GDQ
>non-stop threads during GDQ
>threads for weeks after GDQ
really makes you think
Imagine the smell
We should nuke NA already.
Why would you even do this?
wafting.exe
Its like when the circus comes to town. Everyone wants to see the bearded lady
i'm entertained by abominations. just got done with mother.
Does anyone even watch this unironically anymore?
They'd probably laugh about it
>this guy's really toxic huh
>but he donated $500 so joke's on him!
The tranny shit is just ironic memeing.
Yea Forums is actually really inclusive.
>Blowhard
im in the audience right now, faggots. first post ending in 69 tells me what to yell out. no racial or transphobic slurs though
>post your idel animation
"have sex"
we seriously need to bring back bullying
DIAL EIGHT!
FUCK TRUMP
>no Trans slurs
May as well call yourself a faggot then
What kind of phone camera has a 594x585 resolution?
"show me where you piss from"
>im in the audience right now
For what purpose?
have sex
>no racial or transphobic slurs though
You may as well be a dickless tranny yourself then, you failed man.
>trannyshit
I bet speedonvhs jimmy and adamantium would love to dilate with them
Nanachi is cute
KILL TRANNIES
HAVE SEX
YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL WOMAN
Yell out your credit card number, address, and social security number
I am up next guys wish me luck
wow
>1 hour """"speed"""" run
can't believe this shitty event is still going
I have to crop my pics because this shitty website has a tiny file size limit
have sex
TRUMP 2020
Is dilation a meme or do speedrunners really do that?
lose weight
Do people really donate to this or do you think it's a money laundering operation?
Pee is stored in the balls
This I already turned off the stream. I don't want to watch someone play spyro for an hour.
No, you have to crop them because you're posting PNG files, retard.
she's far too pretty to be a tranny
pretty sure they are using bots too.
sure smells like onions in here
Lift up your phone and yell "Phone call for Diana Late!"
The JPG's for my Pixel photos are too big so I screenshot and crop them and the screenshots are PNG
the female (male) speedrunners dilate, it's not a meme
Small donations tend to be people. When you see $10000+ donations drop, that's Saudi blood money
most of the money is genuine donations but I think there's some money laundering going on as well
Sneed
why are we here?
"incels unite"
If anyone is donating to this, mistaking it for a genuinely good cause, I feel very sorry for them.
cute doggo user
CAN YOU STOP
HONK
[incoherant screaming]
gamers rise up
I AM TOMBA THE MIGHTY
you know I have never actually seen a woman try to pantyshot on purpose in real life, but GDQ trannies were absolutely notorious about that and that's understandable why they started shoving them away. the anime-tranny memes are real.
Anna Sarcezian, I love you!
Slow down, why are you in such a rush? Take your time and enjoy the game!
"Mikasa dies"
Much love from Reddit! Let's kick cancer's BUTT
I wanna kill myself.
What's capeman up to?
4channel.org/v/
PLAY AZUR LANE
you have to go back
I'm up next guys, wish me luck!
PEENUS BUTTER AND JAM
Didn't gdq used to get a sticky?
It's unfortunate because a good chunk of the money stays with the organization rather than the actual cause. Biggest hustle.
BUY FALLOUT 76
I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet
Both.
>incel has high standards to protect his ego
colour me surprised
bring back notch
I HAVE FAST PANTS
Good luck, Umaru-runner
Wait, they‘re benefitting doctors without borders? What the fuck? That‘s not the kind of scam leaflet printing company they usually waste their money on!
GET DABBED ON
spyro is a dragon wooooh
hello Yea Forums can you look after my chair for a while I'll be back shortly
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet
that hair is a red flag. It's a shame, she looks ok.
Based and Sneedpilled
danSexy
"wheres the nearest dilation station?"
>SNIIIIIIIFFF
fuck trains
spyro is dumb
Dumb Umaru-chan I hope your run is over time
are you a tranny? why the fuck did you pay to go to GDQ?
There needs to be a rule that the run must be completed within 15 minutes. 1h+ is not a speedrun.
They've been collaborating with them for a long time.
best part is when something like ESA asks for donations to Save the Children and get chump change mostly from the people attending and their friends because no one watching wants to donate to that shit.
it is time
This is the last I want to hear from you
MAGA!
gamers rise up
Dilate tranny
99% of posters ITT were bullied in school
IMAGINE THE SMELL
Cope anonymous
RATE THE RUN FAGS
HAIRBALL
TooLong/5
Run was okay, nothing actually bad about it. 7/10
>Portal 2 next
big Pog
Tranny
0
>repeatedly play childrens games
>no social interaction other than trying to be better than everyone else
>american education, not realizing its for a scam
>developing sexually inside cartoon world instead of outside
GEE, sure wonder why all this dialation is happening!
what is the music playing during the interlude?
portal 2 - lemons remix
This event is dead and will never be good as it used to be
"OH NO NO NO"
Is (((SHE))) here?
Even the money that does reach "Doctors without borders" goes on to further harm the planet, because that's one of the "charities" responsible for smuggling Africans into Italy
>this is the narrator
so, how many trannies are this year?
ayy lmao
>portal 2 - lemons remix
tyvm user
She looks like she fucks dogs
"AYAYA"
You can tell she's trying so hard to make le kawaii :3 voice
WHERE IS HE??!!
Kreygasm Kreygasm Kreygasm
Tuturu~
Something about this announcer sounds off.
There's no way that's real, I need a source.
have sex
well yes, she's a presenter, that's her job.
red bull banned all trannies, so no
>1:15h portal 2 run
Well I'm out of here. Another year of no speed runs.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>that soi face
She doesn't have trans or anything in her bio but jesu christ
Jesus that's uncanny valley
el goblina....
This
Why do they do these interview things?
sneed
because they need to fill the downtime between runs
Why do they keep the hair when they look like this?
Sneed. Everyone wants sneed
I'VE GOT A BOMB
I don’t even care about the even I just want to know if we’re getting another one of these legendary pics
i'm gonna sniff your chair and there's NOTHING you can do about it, nigger
she looks cute, what's the problem?
Why is there a fatty on my screen?
Disgusting. Bitch needs to lose weight fast
Seeing as how there's generally more discussion about how Yea Forums """hates""" trannies than discussion about video games, I'd think it's safe to say Yea Forums actually loves them
if you think that's "fat" then you need to go outside and actually talk to girls IRL
given the number of threads featuring them on /gif/ I think you might be right
>"speedrun"
>full of fatfucks there
lose weight lmao
>a pastel princess, a G A M E R B O Y, a scholar, and a nonverbal catgirl in a transfemme trenchcoat
>-a(lexis, it/she), -E(va, she), -P(roto, he/xe), -ε(Ekho, she)
4 sets of pronouns LMAO
this is what advanced mental illness looks like, it needs to be sectioned ASAP
BRING BACK SNACKS
State of despair. Fellas if you see your hairline starting to recede and the follicles thinning just do everyone a favor and go bald. Maybe you can pull a Costanza or Frasier if you're funny but most of you probably can't so just trim that bitch.
You mean 'they'? It's plural now you bigot.
I love trannies that look like girls with dicks and not trannies that look like goblins
I don't think you understand satire
Etika will show up
la creatura...
I LOVE TRANNIES AND FAGGOTS
What does being funny have to do with this man's beethoven ass haircut? Like why's that matter? Huh?
I wish it were satire. That's protomagical"girl", the tranny ringleader who ruined GDQ
... dead on the news at 7
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TRAAANNNNNNIIIIEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSDDDSDDDS UUUUBGGHHGGHGHGGHGHHGHHJHGUHTHGGG
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TRRRRRRAAAAAANNNIIIIIEEEESSSSSS HRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH TRANNYS TRANNYS TRANNYSTRANNYTRANNYTRANNYGRANNYTRANNYTRANNYTRANNYTRANNY
TRANNYS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHERE ARE THE TRANNIES AAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHH TRANNNNNNYYYSSSSSSSSSSSD GGRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHH TRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNIESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Where's the dilation station
I wonder if that one faggot who won't stop dancing is there, I hate that guy.
So where is the real chat without this sub-only bullshit
I SUCK BIG COCKS
Is it still as boring as last year's?
Why don't you speedrun and see who fills my womb the faster~?
wtf is a cactuar
actually wtf is all of this
Piss off you bigoted morons.
I have no nostalgia for Spyro, but they're still fun games. Played them a few months ago.
Right here.
somebody who is in dire need of attention.
that portal 2 speedrunner is pretty cute. no homo
>more people talking about nonexistent trannies than talking about the speedruns
fucking hell I hate neo-Yea Forums
cute!
>that fucking screen tear
I don't fucking miss that shit now that I'm on gsync
>city slicker faggot needs his gucci brand clothes
there's literally nothing wrong with wearing sack cloths. They provide adequate protection from the elements.
>yabba dabba dilate
gib discord
>PC "game"
>starts off with 5 minutes of unskippable cutscenes
Why do valve "games" get a free pass for this but TLOU is torn to shreds?
>I'M A GIRL
It's the cactus from Final Fantasy you fucking retard, that's probably the server it plays on in FFXIV
dial 8
A server on FFXIV is my guess, I remember seeing at tweet that "it" was exited for the new expansion
Are you a tranny?!
neck yourself discord nigger
SUPER NINTENDO, SEGA GENESIS
WHEN I WAS DEAD BROKE, MAN I COULDN'T PICTURE THIS
>anime poster
tranny for sure
for real tho why has there not been an act of domestic terrorism at this godforsaken event? wheres the fucking crushed chlorination tablets in the air ducts, the fertilizer bombs in the basement, the CO2 tank left open in a maintenance closet?
Surprise > Sweet > Sadistic > Service >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sister
>still sub only chat
Buy Skyrim
have you seen anything degenerate about SGDQ so far?
LOOK MOM I'M BEING EDGY
"The most simplified definition of the term plural that includes all people who take the label is “someone who shares the same physical body with other individuals.”
Read the pastebin, everything you need to know is in there. As you can see from the image, Alexis' pronouns are 'it/she' Eva's are 'she' Proto's are 'he/xe' and Ekho's are 'she'. What's there to not understand you raging transpluralhomophobe!
name me and my GDQ crew
going to use my free prime sub, but trying to figure out what and when to say it before i'm instantly banned
Who's enjoying SGDQ so far anons?
Don't support (((MSF))), even for the memes
Just leave this degenerate place.
Nick Gurr
Can you name 3 charities that are good?
Do it yourself, Tim McVeigh.
Why do you want others to do your job for you? If you want someone dead so much, go and do it yourself.
I hold no love for the people at these events, both the crazy ideologues nor the spineless moneygrubbing enablers, but I am not so fucking pozzed that I'd sit wishing they were dead without doing anything about it.
It's like all the people who say niggers/chinks/spics should all hang, they're all pasty nerds that couldn't look at a nigger in the eye let alone point a gun at him. Limpdick cowards, the lot of you.
Beat your own faggots, lynch your own niggers. No one will do your work for you.
t. proto "If it's black I attack" magical "girl"
"THERE'S A BOMB IN THE LASAGNA"
GIVE ME TEDDIES
Trump Foundation
Ivanka Foundation
NRA
sauce user sauce
Unironically this, it's for their benefit
And If they couldn't handle it and neck themselves it cleans the genepool so win-win
I'm sorry I never played this franchise you faggot, I had a snes but my parents didn't exactly buy many games for it and once we got a PC it was over with consoles
I actually do want to start playing FF though
the ones that don't smuggle subhuman 3rd worlders into developed nations to bring those countries down too
BUY MY GAME
would have been faster to just say no
this couch is too fucking smug and sarcastic for my tastes
*notices bulge* OwO whats this??
"Where are we allowed to dilate?"
>misgendering a metal hoop
BANNED
TRANNYWATCH 2019
this is true, all three give 100% of their money to the mentally retarded
go for it
Mayo
Whats the type of person who donates to MSF?
>inbounds
"TIFA'S BREASTS ARE TOO BIG"
dab
MTFs love to donate to MSF
Has anyone heard of the babby Cup?
The Tolki Experience
When's battletoads EPIC WIN
" Oh no Etika is dead!!!? "
Speed runners and their fans all literal discord trannies
i am so sick of seeing this faggot every fucking year
The Doctors Without Borders aren't obliged to want to genocide all refugees just because you want to, Cletus.
God, this guy has his mic too close to his mouth
kek based
REMEBER THE USS LIBERTY
anyone with functioning brain cells and who isn't a misanthrope
>"""refugees"""
Go home ahmed
How do you justify importing muslims to europe en masse?
Outta da way, Barn! Cosmo's gotta yabba dabba dilate!
jews rock!
They really need to turn the game volume down. Every time they try to talk while Glados is talking the two just drown each other out.
I wish you understood satire
Meme
The cake is a lie.
i don't, but then they don't do that so don't have to lol
LOL holy shit you think that is healthy. Fucken NEET kill yourself AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Americans don't care about europe. They get to donate to a "charity" and feel good about themselves while destroying a continent they'll probably never even visit
>watching RPG limit break
>Sorry I'm from GDQ, we don't know the meaning of the word fun
desu I'm not even going to watch GDQ this year. fuck them
SAY IT
fuck jannies
who the fuck do you think you are kidding?
Good lord
Vodka#2107
They do that tho. They have a whole fleet and the ships illegally dock on european shores and unload migrants. Only recently did countries start to deny them port
WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'M A GAMER!!
there's only one MSF we should be supporting
>no racial or transphobic slurs
kill yourself
Imagine the smell
How are you watching GDQ, Yea Forums?
I can't believe gamers rose up live on stream.
its great fuck me
streamlink and vlc
ballsacks and nachos
>vlc
lmao fucking normalfag
getting a little bit drunk and enjoying myself by either making fun of the cringe or being honestly entertained by really good gameplay
that 10k donation
it just werks
based as hell
couch is like Kyle, Stan and Kenny
I always find portal speed runs boring. In concept it sounds cool but once I watch it I just can't get into it.
BAAAAASED GAAAANG
at half the quality and twice the bloat
Trannies started an arms race to be the most oppressed of the faggots.
JOYCON BOYZ
SCCCUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GGGAAAANNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
I'M MASTURBATING
GDQ is a money laundering operation
It wasnt like this before. Sure people still made fun of trannies, but not to this extent. I hate trannies too, but this just confirms that this site is just a hellscape of bandwagoning normalfags who have no passion for videogames
so close...
I camed and shidded and farded
based retard
>believing italian propaganda
msf rescues drowning migrants on occasion and lets them off at legal ports of entry when and where they're explicitly allowed.
the couch tranny looks p cute am i wrong
Who is more dead inside?
It's just the start. Comfier threads start tomorrow.
fuck trannies and fuck video games
god I hate the sperg to the left on the couch
Who want's to help me dilate
the get was just in the wrong order so they were close.
go the fuck back
the one with the actual necrotic wound they need to dilate hourly most likely
where is the dilation station?
trannies smell
MY NAME IS ANDREI ULMEYDA
best boi grr
>Anyone with standards above a 5 wearing make up is an incel
Not that user but do fuck off
what a thrill
CLOWN WORLD
allahu akbar
FUCK OFF TODD
These runs are fucking garbage
Is that lil' dog?
EPIC
>Adipose 100% run
>Click fullscreen to better see who has the deep voice
>tfw
This is why most of our world leaders are trained to not be impulsive, even the warmongerers
Where do the donations go again?
BUY FALLOUT 76
WARNING DONT OPEN
fuck charity
BIG
where did humanity go so wrong?
God, I hate tranny voices
>inbounds
I need more info on this shit, please
is he and the streamer brothers?
the save cosmo fund
You want to lick those legs dont you user?
THE DILATION IS HAPPENING WITHOUT TOOLS
HE'S DONE IT
Grove Street Forever
I CLICKED IT
holy fucking jfc
dem legs tho
OH MY GOD JC A BOMB
AAHHHHHH NO HEL
IIRC he isn't a tranny
>perfectly line up skip by using showpos
But it's not cheating!
Turn the sub mode off or I'll shit on the floor.
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND?
YOU THROW A CUBE LOLOLOLOLO1!!!!11!!
WOOO GAMERS YEAH
i thought that was a really fucking ugly girl and then i looked at who was talking the most on the seat and it turned out to be flannelfag and john trapperson
Damn, the event is affecting even the normal dudes.
>normal
just got back from dilation station 5, ladies. It's a complete washout, someone ruptured their proprietary neovag (should have gone for an open source model), if you need to dial you should head to one of the 6 other stations.
kek, fair enough
(you)
Sorry, I forgot my >
have they kicked out all the tranies?
So why are there little trannies here? Is it advertising reasons like with Arby's and last AGDQ?
How long have you been banned from "Games Done quick"? and why?
FUCK ME IN THE ASS PLEASE
>sips Monster
Portal...? That's a good game, a good game.
never
I have no reason to post in that shitty stream
white boy playing seems like hes managing his irateness towards every person on the couch.
Oh shit, this guy is getting pissy at his couch lmao
I'm gay
there is no saving him
You'd think they'd at least come out the pocket for a wig or something instead of rocking the 55 year old pedo look.
this
Why the fuck did cosmo do this to himself?
Honestly, can't blame him, they're kind of autistic. I know, autistic speedrunners, watta surprise.
YOOOOOOOOOONG OUT
look mom, no dick!
3 years, I'm a biological female
9 11 was an inside job
MY NAME IS ANDREI ULMEYDA AND I JACK OFF 4 TIMES A DAY
THE CAKE IS A LIE
simon is getting the best head
Speaking of which, does anyone know why Clint Stevens was actually banned?
good luck lil ham ham, love your runs.
fuck videogames
Probably for being another way to call someone bad at games.
>I will talk about that
i wanna kiss him
I'M CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMIN
They still doing this shit in a hotel room
ESAM is going to be in this? What a fucking faggot.
D I A L A T I ON
S
T
A
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I
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You think he's gonna make it back into this GDQ lads? I want him to come back.
Any of you boomers ever play Solomon's key back in the 90's? Looking forward tot hat speedrun. I remember playing it tuns as a retarded 6 year old but I never managed to beat it..
based
I love you Yea Forums!
Is that my wife (boy) scarlet?
t.
I HAVE A BOMB
He isn't banned. He just says hes banned so he doesnt have to go and waste time with neckbeards
They are obliged to genocide all Europeans though since that's their only purpose.
>The ringleader tranny, proto, got axed for calling somebody a nigger and then saying it was his other personality that did it.
Hitler did nothing wrong
It's because Arby's said they are not part of Arby's ideal audience
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
They toned it down a bit last GDQ, and this time proto isn't even attending.
I WANT TO BE A WOMAN
see every other post in the thread
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
youtube.com
didn't play it, but I vaguely recall being mystified/ intrigued by the title in the snes (amiga) days
Speed run Graffiti Kingdom next year
How the fuck is this a speed run? They are just playing the game normally since it's a side scrolling mash it up.
Which run you guys looking forward to?
Sneed's Feed and Seed
can you speedrun this?
I8K9 in your best chinese impression
I NEED TO USE THE DILATION STATION
I AM BIG GIRL
Just screech really loud in an autistic fashion.