Stay jelly

>shit game
>pizza is cold because you took the time to take this photo
>soon to be pizza grease covered controller
yikes

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As a British man, allow me to point out the advantage of slags: you never feel any remorse for violently fucking one and then never calling her again.
They're at the sweet spot if being morally repugnant but physically acceptable.

>Cheese Pizza
>PS4

Could you be any more of a pleb?

again this trash

>beer, weed and vidya and do it all together with a group of friends.

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I'd unironically smash all 3
>I wouldn't tell people about all 3 though

>jews want whites to have sex with anything other than blacks and browns
Mr. Goldberg I think you have the wrong script.

Shit dominos and shit Square Enix? Yea I’m totes jelly ok dude

Apparently it's a pretty disappointing game ? And I'm lactose intolerant so I can't be jelly.

None of them are hot and yet I would fuck the shit out of all of them

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daily reminder that "white genocide" is a meme coined by jews to get you to breed more wage slaves

White trash having casual sex with white trash = guaranteed single mom = guaranteed son pic

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>kingdom of hearts
is this the kind of apparel you wear?

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>americans call that pizza
el oh el

do you like cheese pizza, user?

fuck off, randy

Post body

Lactose my ass you cheeseburger eatin mawfucka

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MODS THERES CP ON FRONT PAGE

*american pizza chain thrives in his country*

Keep trying

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Is it wrong to have a fetish for shoes like these?

>Go to Italy
>Most pizza is like this except cut in squares

Truly amazing culture

>PUTTING THE CASE AND CONTROLLER ON THE GREASY ASS BOX
WHAT THE FUCK NIGGA.

youtube.com/watch?v=MrUdEu156dI

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>pizza toppings under the cheese
god i hate this shit

I had a 15 yo gf who would send me nudes wearing nothing but these. Gives me boners everytime I see them

fuck off randy

Nope. My friends emo androgynous roommate wears those

>pizza gets cold in the time it takes to take a picture
Stupidest post by a tripfag. Business as usual.

just wanna let you know i laughed at this. have a good day user

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>He got nudes from a 15yo in her prime

Mad jelly

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3 >>> 1 > 2

This but the game is DMC5.
Cuh

>carbs

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>those teeth
confirmed brit

Carbs promote your body to release insulin

>tfw you lost your exgf nudes from when she was 16 because of HD failure

What you dont eat carbs? Enjoy your brain deficit

>cutting out any food group all together
You fell for the meme

nice cuck fantasy

>four cheese
Based

Idiot
This is true, but most plant-based foods are not worth it considering they are genetically modified, only real food is Animal grass fed. Nothing like steak and eggs before a good gym pump

those kids arent white though

>Small size
>No pineapple
Such a failure of a pizza

you can eat anything you want, but in healthy amounts, don't be assburger

wanna know how i can tell you weigh more than 300 pounds?

Jelly of what?

I truly hope you appreciate your meal user.

I'm starting to hit my gymnastic goals and have a good six pack going so you can keep the jelly.

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because you love projecting your insecurities on others?

>pineapple

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So young they all ready have those "NPC"/blank-stare eyes. What are these faggots doing these kids?

>*eat pizza*
>feel too fat to play video games
>go to the gym

American pizza sucks.

>placing the controller near something that greasy
>eating something that greasy while touching electronics
Fucking disgusting American swine

> Plain cheese pizza

What is this barbarism?

Some places put an extra layer of cheese on top to "glue" the toppings to the pizza. It just depends on where you get it.

I’m jelly of the pizza. But definitely not the game. I’m more jealous of the controller desu.

t. never been to New York

Damn. Sorry dude

there's literally nothing different from wasting time on video games compared to wasting time on clothes, beer, sex, or any other pointless time killer.

Yeah they're all white.