>YAAAAAAAY! Gwaaaaaaah woawho awoh heheh wow so many peepur. Woww.. Dank you arigat?gozaimashita. huhuh ahaha. Aahm.. Arhmm. Such eh... Sucha BEEG staiche, makes me nervahs. I'll do my best to speaking engelish. hahahah.. ??n? ???... ahaha. Ahhmm, we are makinga new kind ob akshahn venshure game. Is ???????.... Bat not tha sulvival hollol game that we are know fuhr. Peepul ah vanasheeing, in Tokyo... You musta find outa WHY? You weel encounta conspilacies and ze okalalt. You have doo eh- You have tur expelelor the WARLT. Fish challanages. Tu ancava tha turuth anda save humahnity. In thegame youl will meet speerits. Soma DANGEROUS somea ????????... hehee... And survivat jat eech have zeere own stories. You weela needa to askuh yurself: "Eed esa nurmal? Or pahrnurmal?" I aska myserf dees quesTIONNE evedy time I go to tha offeece. JUST KEEDING. Just keeding ???? ?????n? ???? . We al veddy excited. Let's TAKALOOK!! Mata ne! DANK YOUUU!!! BYEBYEE!!!!
>Ahhmm, we are makinga new kind ob akshahn venshure game. Is ???????.... >fucking up SPOORKEY one job
Grayson Wright
The reason ubisoft is shit now
Levi Watson
A whale. With a harpoon.
Julian Rodriguez
But you need to say "mitte ne" to Americans because otherwise they'll pronounce "mite ne" as "might knee"
David Cooper
Bio Jade Adam Granger
Bentley Ortiz
GODDAMN OUT OF EVERYTHING I HAVE READ ON THIS WEBSITE THIS WEEK THIS IS WHAT GOT A MAJOR BONER FLOWING
Jaxson Phillips
thermal detonator in the scraps pile
Thomas Garcia
she said "it's spooky" btw.
Elijah Moore
You fucked up the best line “it’s SPOOKY”
Angel Robinson
>Soma DANGEROUS somea ???????? "peesuefur."
Jordan Turner
your mom
Jose Davis
It's unbelievable how jealous woman are of her. They WISH they could get as much attention as she did. Average Western whore spends their entire life trying to get as much attention as she got in 40 seconds.
She didn't even do anything special, she's just a fit, cute girl who acted feminine.
Jeremiah Cook
>inb4 autistic white girl starts posting makeup pictures of Asian girls
Jack Sullivan
>YELLOW WOMAN BAD >WHITE WOMAN GOOD Trannie roasties need to be gassed.
This. Western roasties and trannies are SEETHING at her very existence because they KNOW they will never be as cute as her. It's hilarious to watch
Nolan Clark
That's the joke, you dingus.
Dylan Robinson
Tell it that men prefer debt-free virgins without tattoos and watch it self destruct.
Nolan Reyes
Piss Shit
Jackson Johnson
This.
Jaxon Lopez
cute
Dominic Perez
Fucking Americans ruin every other language by forcing them to write phonetic romanized words by American logic "Mukbang" "kimchi", public Pinyin in Taiwan, passports, everything breaks the rules of their own romanizing system
Adrian Scott
lewds anyone?
Dominic Young
Nudes when?
Isaiah Stewart
Why does she talk like a retard
Dominic Jackson
Yummm
Austin Butler
>10 seconds Fucking summer.
Colton Walker
She was the only good thing about E3 this year
Jaxson Wright
Made for BBC
Christian Cooper
this. Feminine women need the most masculine of men and wh*te boys don't make the cut. Except for the cut on the tips of their dicks. Lmao.
Damage control, that's not how romaji works you pathetic weeb, user right here just owned you into oblivion.
I'm selling my Ubisoft stocks that's it. They made a terrible year making forgettable games and useless DLCs for dead games and now, this shit. That's it, I'm going full nintendont (or recommend me another big game company)
Logan Mitchell
>being enough of a jealous hag that you type this whole thing out
Andrew Martinez
Who the fuck would name their kid Bio? And if her(?) parents didn't name her that and she chose the name herself, why the fuck would you name yourself bio? Why would you willingly choose to name yourself after the internet euphemism for "taking a shit?"
Caleb White
What makes you think women post in Yea Forums? I mean, they did 10 years ago, when the place wasn't a shithole. Now it's just a website designed to laugh at the bottom of the barrel of society, like Twitter or Resetera.
>I'm selling my Ubisoft stocks that's it. They made a terrible year making forgettable games and useless DLCs for dead games and now, this shit You make money related decisions based on your feelings instead of profit? Are you a millennial or something?
Tyler Richardson
Have we seen ant gameplay of her game?
Anthony Collins
i can work with this
Brandon Bell
lol,in your dreams, Japanese are notoriously racist.