>final fantasy
>they make 14 more
Final fantasy
Blake Nelson
Chase Walker
>devil may cry
>main character instead smiles and laughs alot
Nicholas Torres
>Realize he is actually lonely.
>Trying to make himself happy by eating pizza and teasing the ladies
Landon Phillips
>killing floor
>you can't even damage the floor
William Johnson
>Quake
>Not a single screenshake
Lincoln Carter
>Dark Souls
>Souls aren't actually dark
Ryder Harris
>rimworld
>
David Smith
>Ninja Gaiden
>The main character is a Ninja
Lincoln Thompson
must suck to be regarded as the best carry in the game by many and still have so few majors under your belt
Benjamin Jones
>Hitman 2: Silent Assassin
>Hitman talks
Blake Kelly
>Dragon Quest
>no one cares about dragon
Elijah Walker
>legend of zelda
>Zelda is a boy
Ian Hughes
>Monster Hunter
>Most monsters you hunt are some variety of dragon
Jaxson White
>Metroid
>don't meet Roid in the entire game
Zachary Morgan
It was the game that saved the company from bankruptcy, so therefore it was their final game (they thought)
Lincoln Powell
>Planet Coaster
>Planet isn't made out of coasters
Nicholas Campbell
>bloodborne
>you don't wake up born in blood
Samuel Gray
>Super Mario Bros.
>you will never see the other brother unless you have a friend to play with
Hudson Gray
>Saints Row
>Game has no rowing in it
Henry Myers
you kinda do tho
David Sanders
> Dragon Quest
> You're not a dragon on a quest
Cameron Russell
>literally everyone know this
>explains the joke anyway
Absolutely madman
Ian Foster
>dragon quest
>dragons rarely have a focus in most of the games
Julian Davis
You literally do. You get a blood transfusion in the beginning of the games opening you dumb idiot dummy
Colton Moore
False information broseph. That’s a myth
Justin Mitchell
>Touhou Project
>you don't play as a girl with two big hooters
What the fuck bros?
Cooper Russell
>Mafia 3
>It's about niggers gangs instead
Ryder Scott
>14
Parker Wood
Humanity is dark in ds1.