ITT images that are still relevant in 2019

Still trying to reach that never again point myself. It's taking a while since I don't add many people, but I've come real close regardless.

Stop jerking off every day.

Haha, this is so me! I always open up a lot of different doujinshi in different tabs, but only ever read a couple before I bust my nuts!

>Not blueballing for 2 hours

ROASTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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How many tranny diaper fetish furries has it been user? You can tell Yea Forums, no shame

I had that problem a few years ago the solution i found was getting a job so I wasn't in bed fapping all day

but I jack off at most 5 times a week

>blow load
>keep watching the porn
>dick gets hard again 10 seconds later
>proceed to blow more loads

That's still too much. Bring it down to once or twice a week at most.

Being 15 is nice, enjoy it while you can

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0. Sissies and other effeminate gays though, a lot.

Or maybe he's just utilizing his prostate, like a patrician

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but then my balls will swell up and my pants won't fit right

>15
I fucking wish. I'm 29, 30 next year...

Stop making excuses, you horny faggot.

Not him buy im 27 and it still happens to me. Perma virgin

omg

fuckin gays

Back then when frogs weren't cancer

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These image macros were always shit.
Debate me.

ftt?

Sweet, I'm 26, gonna be 32 next year.

Not even, if I find someone REALLY into the stuff I am I even add them on my main.

the problem is not how often you fap but that you're not stimulated enough.

DELET THIS

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video games

Just be glad you can shoot at all, I've lost that ability and the drive to do it most times.

They're better than what we have now.

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Among others, yeah.

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>blow load
>try going for round 2
>dick always fucking aches for like 8 hours afterwards

>wanna jack off
>wanted to save myself a couple days and jack off with my new buttplug
>don't think my diet has been good enough today to put things up my butt
Maybe I'll wait until tomorrow

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Fair argument sir, but have you considered fucking yourself with a cactus, you groid niggerwoman?

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but how old will you be the year after that?

i don't get it.

I don't even remember what the frog one was called, but have some Courage Wolf.

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This one hits close to home

Jesus Christ get your shit together

this

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Anyone else have the thing where they can jack off for two hours and you're not even close to cumming?
The only way I can cum is by like pressing my legs together in a weird way and sort of holding my breath and flexing my whole body, that's always how I've done it, and I don't know if I can fix this habit. I've tried, but I just can't cum normally

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holy fuck, my fucking grandma has a bird feeder outside
same fucking bird every morning, loud as fuck.

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t. fap addicts
Beating your dick more than once a week is detrimental. Try some nofap, cowards.

so you're saying I need to find even more hardcore porn? I guess I could give the darkweb a try

DUDE, is pornfrog a new meme?

>1.8TB of fap material sorted by type, year and length
>still only watch the same 20 videos

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I miss these image macros and I wish I didn't delete all of the ones I had saved.

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anyone have the "blew nose in jizzrag" one?

Bachelor frog.

like I give a shit

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wasn't it Bachelor Frog?

Holy shit this is pathetic. You know Discord admins read all your shitty erp messages, and sell them to third parties, right?

Bachelor frog

Someone should give a shit about you, even if it's some shitter like me.

Take care of yourself.

No, but do you at least enjoy yourself in the meanwhile? Like, does it have the same effect as edging for you?

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Foul bachelor frog

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Old porn is strangely nostalgic to me.
But it's also kind of embarassing to see the kind of generic, cliche shit I used to jack off to.
My tastes have certainly evolved.

>I last saw this in 2009, 10 years ago
jesus fucking christ

FBF
FaceBook Frog foul bachelor frog

nah it's placebo

no, you need to take your time, edge a few times

Anyone have the "blast it with piss" one? I can't find mine in the box of legos.

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Sometimes. I dunno, I don't feel my sensation in my dick unless I do the flexing thing.
I also get impatient while jacking off.
And it's not because I jack off too much, sometimes I jack off a few times a day, other times I'll go like a week without even thinking about it. Still can't cum normally.

His english wasn't bad at all. What the hell?

>don't fap for a week
>fap
>cum a shitload at high velocity
>fap daily
>sad little wimpy nuts that flop out at best

Yeah, I'm thinking my anecdote > yours

Not gonna lie. Recently ive been depressed as fuck for retarded reasons but for me its realshit.jpg. not gonna explain the situation but i remember years avo my friends where like "but dont you ever wanna get laid user" and i responded i didnt give a shit. I wanna follow my dreams and so long as i achieve them i dont give a fuck if i ever so much as touch a woman.

Years later im doing jack shit with my life and even after getting a semi decent job with a grade license i got i suddenly became lucid enough to ask myself what the goddamn hell am i doing here. I had the sudden desite to drop everything, take out a studen loan and study to pursue my true dream even if the pursuit fucking drains and kills me. And if shit dont work out then ill just blow my brains out. Thay was a few days ago and still havent do e shit about it but im seriously considering the option since the escape route is simple enough if i fall flat on my ass. Im never gonna be happy just hetting by, i wanna leave my fucking mark on history and make it big

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>the porn you saved before your fetishes became weird
i want to go back bros

That's the
>toilet paper/ tissue floating in the toilet
>blast it with piss
right?

me rn

I'm the same way, I have to like stretch my legs out.
I'm cut though, thanks mom.
Yes, pretty much. Though sometimes I go full retard and just edge myself anyway. I did it for 6 hours just yesterday because I made a new fap friend

>someone makes a live adaptation porn flick out of your ERP sessions
Nice

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Yeah have to force it the fuck out like that and not sure why. Its annoying as hell since i get leg cramps doing that for to long

>have to like stretch my legs out.
That's basically what I have to do.
I've cum a couple times recently without it, but I have to hold my breath and really force it out to do that.

It's basically, for me, I jack off for a while normally, then I get bored and just flex my legs to force the cum out.

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He was talking about the dumbass before him that thought the girl would be doing the raping. That, or he mixed up active and passive verbs.

FBF was best meme

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>My tastes have certainly evolved.
Let me guess. Scat, vore, and unbirth.

Wow, it's like I'm really on 9gag.

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>cramps
This happens to me a lot. Trying to cum and then suddenly your leg is fucking cramping.

desu I just skip to where the fucking gets rough and when he blows his load inside

>when you see a thumbnail on xvideos years later for a video that you got from limewire during your teens that used to get you an instant full salute every damn time

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You joke about it, but then bane memes get into pornography.

DELET

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If you have to force it your not doing it right and it will feel shit, or even go off half cocked. You need to build it and let it happen itself.

Not him but yeah, to scat at least.
I've kind of liked it since I was like 14 though. I'm 23.

That's it, not sure why I never bothered to remember the name for him.
u mad?

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As a teenager: generic bishie twink shit
Now: Piss, feet, egg laying, shota, exhibitionism etc.
I'd probably be a huge furry if there were more art to my taste of my preferred fursona.

stop taking SSRIs

Oh my god did the old Yea Forums foretell the rise of Blum*fph????

>blow load
>uninstall 31 gigs of loverslab mods

I miss these days, I have been lurking this place for a decade and a half. I have been lurking this site for more than half of my life. Its a shithole, but its my shithole.

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>only 31 tabs
oh my child

Only medication I take is for asthma.

Twas a simpler nobler time before moot was killed.

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cuck

4 fucking times

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Fuck off, faggot.

So are you

It got out of hand at one point.

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Salty zoomer

>spends 4 hours searching for good Resident Evil Sfm and renders.

Anonymous discussion is a great thing and for it, no matter how bad this place gets, it will always be better than the alternatives

VIDEOGAMES

No matter how shit this place gets I cannot leave it.

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I could have sworn I had that one, but I'm not seeing it in my folder.

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for me its more like
>blow load
>close 5 tabs
>cancel 31 downloads
>put my credit card away before buying subs to more porn sites
>turn on music to relax while browsing Yea Forums
>lose track of time until its 5 or 6am and finally go to sleep
god I hate my life.

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imagine thinking some loser gets paid on the discord team to read all of their customers chat and voice chat recording

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then you need to wipe your ass

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What the fuck is wrong with dolphins?

Say that to my face not online ser what happens faggot

>Piss
Well, at least you obtained SOME taste.

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you know this makes you gay right

People never change.

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>Im never gonna be happy just hetting by, i wanna leave my fucking mark on history and make it big
enough time passes and you ever having been born won't matter. I don't care who you are. You could cure cancer tomorrow and discover how to create gravitational waves next year. after you are dead it won't matter what you did while alive. enough time passes and humanity itself won't be remembered.

so why give a fuck about leaving a mark? so some faggots 200 years ago read about you in a text book, er, Holo-Book? you don't actually think you're going to be looking down on that shit from a cloud do you?

>blow load
>close e621

>tfw I just now noticed it's 4:23
Fuck it. I don't work tomorrow.

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Damn, your life sounds exactly like mine. I hope we both make it big and live our dreams. I couldn't handle actually ending my life though. I'm fairly sure as long as you keep your ultimate dream in mind, you will get there eventually, no matter what trials and tribulations you have to overcome along the way... and you're bound to overcome them.

Long cat is sugoi

thats not a problem, thats what its like when i jerk off but when i have sex its normal

>etc
There's even more degenerate shit you're into?

>paying for porn
user.. what the fuck are you doing?

>I'm cut though, thanks mom

Fucking disgusting. Give that bitch the pimp slap next time you see her

I have the same problem
And I only jack off once a month
I could never figure out how to shoot it, mine just oozes out

You wish.

holy shit I never seen this one. fucking cackled

Nofappers are cultists

>blow load
>smash usb stick with a hammer

No just a long list.
I guess the weirdest thing I'm into is probably the egg laying. Unfortunately it's really fucking niche, especially gay egg laying, so my folder is tiny.

When was the last time you blew a load without visual or audio stimulation?

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you act like i'm not a worthless neet who lives with her

>all those people reporting they have turned into even bigger degenerates over time
>that feel when still a vanilla fag
I only watch DP videos occasionally because I'm fascinated by the logistics.

is there a fish that has evolved to live off dolphin cum, so it goes around blowing all the dolphins? is this thing called the whorefish?

Dolphins are fucking assholes dude they rape everything

Dude I pay for fetish stuff and that shit is impossible to find for free. There's small clips of things but that's it, I gotta pay up.

Fuck this shit
>may as well ram a chick silly for half an hour until my piss poor cardio starts to show
>ruin my own orgasm thinking i should slow down 5 minutes in

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Getting the girl of your dreams isn't worth it. Her pussy stinks.

>I don't work tomorrow.
>tomorrow
You don't entirely fit in here

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where to start? I'm a porn addict and cant get enough of photos. Of course siterips don't exist for every site I like and the ones that do are just select vids that I don't care about.

Also there's a certain girl I found that I've been trying to find every piece of porn she's ever done for no real reason

I've busted a nut to the imagination of a female friend that I knew that confided in me. She confided that she got raped in the back of a truck when she was 13 or so. Thanks Coure D'Alene.

I do it all the time

How does one even develop all these fetishes? I've been watching porn on the internet since I was 12 and still have pretty standard tastes.

I do that sometimes but I really have to force it.
I'll start jacking off in bed, too lazy to get up, and end up getting bored and forcing myself to cum just to get it over with.

Feels good fellow vanilla bro.

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They never shouldve went past blastoise dad and advice dog because shit hit the fan with philosoraptor and never recovered

Confucius meme was the only decent derivative

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It's minimum wage wage slavery if that makes you feel any better.

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Browsing shit, see something new that's kinda hot, search for more of it and start a folder.

Nice city tho. Went out to the lake and it was something pretty

the best

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Do you mean legit porn or does reading count?
Because I often jack it to erp.

Christ, this was from 2011 when Yea Forums was making comics based off of captchas.

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18 hours ago, I really like women so just the thought of fucking more than one at once makes me cum hard.

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All the time actually. I have a pretty wild, vivid imagination and have an easy time tuning everything out while I think about stuff. Not uncommon to just think about something I want to fap to, getting sprung, and enjoying myself at a preferred pace. I'm 31 and have been like this since my first fap. I went through a slump during my junior college days but lifting does wonders for your hormones

May you find more gay egg laying porn, user.

>rape
I didn't see a gun to that fish;s head

be born with better genes

Do you have the wizard edit?

>started fapping while watching shows/youtube
>dont even have a second monitor just click around the tabs constantly
god damn fbi agents in my pc must be so worried

I did that back in grade school. Girl I used to date stated kicking around a soccer ball with me and we talked about life then she confided in me that she was somehow raped by her little sister who was in like 3rd grade at the time and things got awkward then I just never heard from her again.

Fapped for months to just the thought of that though holy shit

yeah ive been there. a few times we ended up becoming "friends" outside of the jo and it never goes well lol. god im lonely

What are you so afraid of anons? You felt that embarrassed after feeling good? Please explain it to me, I am very curious. Cmon, spill it. I think I can understand what you mean but I still find it fascinating.

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>tfw can marathon porn but cum within 2 minutes when I am with a girl
What the fuck is this shit?

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I probably won't.
Another thing I'm really into that is so fucking rare is plant based furries, or plant based monsterboys. There's fucking NONE of it.
The little that exists is mostly futa/trapshit.

>Broken dick
Time to chop it off and become a woman, user.

That things dick doesnt even look real.

thats better than not being able to cum with a girl

How would you like having your entire body penetrated by a huge cock?

I might as well have made that meme long ago.

It happens when you fap so much to one thing that you get bored of it, then you switch to something similar to keep up the intensity.
Also, some people have this humiliation/taboo thing where they get aroused more if it's "wrong".

I managed to avoid it by having tastes so patrician, so refined that almost nothing fits them well.
My slope isn't slippery, it's a stairway to heaven and walking it is hard work.

That's oddly specific.

no it's a shitstain in the toilet bowl

Where did the time go my friends?
10 years on this shithole and nothing changed for me... well nothing that matters to me.
I have a job I am in education but i might as well br a neet, i have no gf never had one life is just looking bleak.
My ambitions are gone everythings just fucked

I miss these

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I don't want to answer your question.

I thought girls loved that

Which is why it's so rare.
But honestly, I don't get why. There's plenty of specific furry porn out there, but for some reason plants in particular have no attention.

Cute cat.

Do LSD.

do kegels

that little sister went on to rape their uncle, and nobody believed him, not the judge nor the jury. but you and her sister know the truth.

>blow load
>You are about to close 3167 tabs

very often, i can fap to normal things but there are fetishes that i can cum in 25 s after imainging the scene

of course not
it makes them feel undervalued
they prefer it if you cum early if anything so longer as you arent in creepy wierdo premature ejaculation territory

these were a golden age

Answer it.

>blow load
>suddenly start thinking about your life

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Certainly makes me feel glad that I don't have any weird niche fetishes.

>years of masturbation gave me unholy stamina
>usually have to finish myself off because the girls tire out beforehand

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You watch too much porn

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4 times in one session to the thought of fucking a milotic

take time off from Yea Forums. Start with a day.

I hope when I do have sex I can cum normally.
I'm worried I'll either not cum at all or cum in literally 5 seconds.

Try not watching porn for one month (fapping to imagination is ok), i guarantee your peepee will reset and you could get off to vanilla again, even get random boners to mildly sexual things irl.

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My answer is that I would like it very much.

Skyrim ruined my ability to fap to anything else

go to a doctor and get your prostate checked
it has nothing to do with fapping too much

I wish I could cum more than once at a time.
I sometimes watch videos of guys cumming like 5 times, and I don't understand how their dick can even stay hard.

why live like a peasant intentionally?
you should look at porn all the time, it will give you high standards for the opposite sex and ensure you get a hot girlfriend

i actually dont miss the times when hentai was hard to come across. you had to buy doujins back in the day. not even 10 years ago did threads consist of the same 14 images. now we get OC every day. people take this for granted

Most of the time it is fake but other times it is because they have specifically trained their muscles for that.

Sounds comfy desu.

Happiness is not meant for people like us user. We are here to suffer eternally because we don't follow the status quo like everyone else

also jesus 10 years already? 10 years on Yea Forums 10 years out of High School...I miss 2009 Yea Forums

I lost it among the lego blocks I'll never use.
Thankfully it's easily googlable. I got a copy from reddit.

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>before jacking off
>tfw no gf ryan_gosling.jpg
>blow my load
>turn into stone cold nigga

>had to wade through obscure nip sites to find decent amateur artists
Don't miss it at all

editing

FBF
FaceBook Frog

Chimp using a frog as an onahole.

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Most of it is edging videos, where they acidentally cum like four times but the edger keeps going.
There's one I really like of a guy fucking a fleshlight and he cums about 6 times, in the end he's just going mindless over it. I wish I could cum like that.

>i don't get it
I'll explain if you'll be my gf

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Source

I'll be on 4 weeks on Tuesday. Longest Inhave ever done it. I have sex with my gf so it hasn't been as hard as it could have been.

all the time
using your imagination is great
if you need porn to fap you are a literal brainlet

No, I only watch amateur videos.

>actually gets girls
excuse me sir but you do not belong here, this board is reserved for the unfuckable

We really haven't evolved much from other primates have we?

>blow load
>take off latex catsuit, ballgag, buttplug

Simpler times etc etc

>when you edged for so long you are starting to get a headache
Those two and a half hour sessions need to end.

Do people still masturbate if they have a sexual partner?
Why not just fuck them whenever you want?

God I wish

>skipping the blowjob
absolutely disgusting

Does it count if I paid them money?

Don't worry, I'm one of you now. Except I blew my chances at getting wizard powers.

>edge for an hour
>cum
>balls hurt for next hour

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Fapping and sex aren't the same. Sometimes you're just tired and you wanna fap. Sex is a lot of effort.

t. married guy

Patrician method

Is it normal not to have precum?
I had precum one time, relatively recently, and it was a tiny drop and it never happened again.
But some guys in porn fucking dribble that shit out. Why can't I?

You should try women. That shit can fuck up your sex life the longer you do it.

Was that so hard?

any nigga can pirate adobe premiere nigga

Why does my dick feel rubbery for hours after I cum?
It goes flaccid, but the consistency of the flesh is totally different for hours afterwards.

Yes people do. Sometimes its easier just to do it yourself.

No, but now I am.

>Why not just fuck them whenever you want?

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not if you dont have a buildup to even start rubbin one out

watch your favorite porn and don't touch your dick

>do this
>fuck gf
>get flaccid when she won't do the fetish

But please keep teaching me how to chad

I only ever get it when I'm really turned on which is rare if I'm just getting a quick fap.

I'm miles away from being able to find a real person to have sex with. Some day I might, but right now I think I need to work out how to properly jack off.
I recently cured my phimosis, which was interesting, but then I just went back to jacking off like I always did anyway.

is it normal to have pubic hairs grow on the head of your penis>?

Are you going to do something about it?

>just dont fap for awhile bro
what the fuck do you do all day then

its called "shame"

get a better gf, mine does all of mine

as a wise man once said " always fap before making important life decisions "

you have to edge

this one is new lmao

Forget the gaps user, STOP WATCHING PORN

The fact we have non-humans posting here.
And the fact I was the OP of that thread and haven't been employed since, NEET life

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play videogames!

Doumo Doumo. Have another, user.

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I get sleepy when it's light out

>close private window
nigga it's 2019

Somehow RAM usage percent for 31 tabs is still the same now as it was then.

>partner and you have to be in the mood
>partner and you have to have time
Just those 2 things are hard to get, specially depending on how rich and comfy your lives are too.

You mean get worse fetishes.
No girl can help with good stuff, they can't just grow dicks at will.

Teenage me found this very inspiring
and I still do

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virgin

years of deathgripping my willy paid off when i didnt cum in the first two minutes of losing my virginity with a hooker

No

somehow I don't think the people standing behind me in line at the icre cream shop would appreciate that.

name one

I always skip the blowjob, what gayfag came up with that shit anyway

>The fact we have non-humans posting here.
Of course we do, Yea Forums is like 20% holes.

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It's nowhere as expensive as you would expect. Browsing for potential mates with this fetish is absolute horror though.

It is monday my dudes. What games you playing this week?

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Yes... Going to go rub to the idea of having my entire body penetrated by a huge cock..

>in the mood
Makes no sense to me. If I had someone who actually wanted to have sex with me I'd be in the mood literally all day every day.

Because she is not in the mood for it as much as me. When I was fapping I was horny EVERYDAY. Since I quit, I am still wanting to have sex but I don't get the uncontrollable urge to cum as soon as possible or as many random boners. It makes life a lot easier when you're not bombarded with thoughts of sex all day

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in that case just stop being gay

Your dick might be molding

I used to be like you until I got actually blown.

>Being shamed of fapping
American education.

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I mean I'm flat out broke with no job, living with my parents.
I have mates available but they prefer being the one gagged and plugged.

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we arent 16 anymore dude

this isn't 2008

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Thats a boy. Not sure if both pics are the same character, but this ones a dude.

Christard fake puritanism is not an exclusively 'murkan thing, you know.

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Based. Never saw the point in it.

>disgaea 5
>this was a joke when the image was made

>image macros
You mean memes.

That's because you are a virgin, possibly underage without any responsibilities.

more like
>blow load
>delete 20 videos

>tits

Bro wtf

Where else do I get porn of the combine assassin being penetrated through the bodysuit?

It's not that you're not in the mood for each other, specially if you're into each other and in a loving manner as well as a mutual physical-sexual attraction.
It's just that sometimes you're just too tired from kids, or you're just too tired from work, or you're just dealing with some sadness/stress/depression in one form or another.
Not to mention you're also dealing with each other's shit from then on. If she has shit parents, you're dealing with them too.

So sometimes if you're horny, it's really just okay to fap and get it over with.

I'm 25 and I work full time.
But I am a virgin.

Its a guy with voice changer.

>watching porn in 720p

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Bro, I browse fourchan. I'm glad enough that I can get a bitch period, tough shit if she won't get in latex. Sex is just a bonus in our relationship

I dislike fapping, but I'm glad to hear you anons are all having fun.

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Women aren't as horny as men, no matter what they say. If they were everyone would just be fucking eachother all the time

>ultra-hd porn where you can see every unshaven hair and hear every queef in lossless quality
What's the point?
Why not just like, fap and be done with it?

I dislike taking a shit but some things you just gotta do

True, it can happen anywhere but American TV shows are where I mostly see the idea of fapping being a shameful thing while in real life teenagers are told it's healthy to explore your sexuality.

>big tits
>huge tits
>BE
>immobilized by the size tits
and I have been at this point for a long time with pic being the ideal.

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>landlord saw my bathroom yesterday
Looks like I'll be spending my sunday cleaning a literal shithole

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>frogposting

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i browse Yea Forums and i cant even get off to rape

bro just b yourself
stop overthinking
girls aren't that smart,

These threads are my form of masturbation.

sometimes blowjobs or cunnilingus is better
some other times you're in the mood for pussy
really depends

these were my favorite threads on Yea Forums back in the day. i was the first one to see them go

Post some.

>remember thinking like this
>12 years ago

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Thats not what I posted
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>Women aren't as horny as men
Yesterday I watched a clip of a Twitch streamer who said one time she got so horny, she didn't care her mother was sleeping right next to her.

"Shame"? Please explain. Also it's not like anyone what you or anyone else does in private unless you want them to know. Deleting accounts won't change that it happened.
The tuber is yeah, not the character.

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You consider 2 hours blueballing? My average fap is 2 hours. Blueballing is when you jerk off all day from sunrise to sunset but don't cum until the very end, at which point it feels like your balls have been put in a trash compactor and the orgasm isn't even that satisfying and you end up hurting for the rest of the weekend and wondering why you did that only to do it again next month.

Same here, what's your point? If you've got a room to yourself and a door that closes then you're latex-ready my friend.

>fap for years
>still come super early
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I get the feeling there are some newfags here