Got you a present user

I hate eggs
They're gross
Animals that lay eggs are gross

...

BIRD UP

>all the nasty shit is hidden in a shell for a while
vs
>all the nasty shit comes out at once

BIRD

UP

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show me where you put the hole you bastard

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>cloaca

A good monster hunter game I hope.

No? Then fuck off.

BIRD UP!

what do you think g-rank kulu will bring to the table?

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Nothing, and I mean it.

Does the story of this game go anywhere? Does it even have one?
So far it’s kill monster, go to camp, get new task to kill bigger monster repeat

I just want to sleep with that birds stomach against mine

Got you a present user

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its best to ignore the story. mh was never about the story and the story in mhw actually detracts from the experience. like the first hour of playtime is dumb story bullshit and you don't get your weapon and fight your first monster until that hour is up.

>caring about story
>in a MH game
You are playing it wrong, the best you could get is "hurr durr this monster is causing problems go find it and kill it, then kill this other one that's also causing trouble"

In 4U they tried to make some kind of rivalry with Gore and I think it was pretty nice, but don't expect any deep story in MH, only the deepest lore.

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I want cute monsters, no, I NEED cute monsters

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4u

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what an innocuous branch

it's from a literal cuck comic if you're into that

I hope you wouldn't

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is that an ovipositor-tail? god tell me that's an ovipositor-tail!

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I would touch his wee head

I absolutely would and you know that's what I would say

>replying positively to a monster girl image while posting an anti-monster girl image
?????????????

t. Smart Biologist

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We've already seen Master Rank Kulu.

And Master Rank Jagras is just the Greatest Jagras but without free decoration pukes.

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>image demands MONSTER girls, not regular THOTs with slightly big ears and a tail

>anti-monster girl

???????????????????????????????

monster girl refers to a thot with ears

>"Monster" girls
Disgusting

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IT WAS IN YOUR BEST INTEREST TO ASSIST ME

HA

The messed up thing about this is that he's not even wrong for finding monsters sexy. Wyverians are literally just humanoid wyverns

Ok good to know

>And Master Rank Jagras is just the Greatest Jagra
In terms of difficulty? You must be retarded to believe that. Master Rank will bet he same easy shit as High Rank once you have Master Rank equipment

Only special TIME GATED shit events will be ac hallenge again

Have fun paying 50 bucks for one locale and a few copy paste monsters though

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w-wahoo?

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